Ibime:

Chelsea went away to Schalke and flogged them 5-0 in their home stadium, yet Schalke are 5th on the log. Can Chelsea beat any EPL team in the top-10 by 3 goals even? Even at home, we could not beat any EPL team by more than four goals, talkless of 5-0 away from Home.

Bunch of Scottish leagues.

I have warned you about the effect of excess fat, They take up spaces in the brain, Just last season in the EPL results below
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Liverpool 5 Arsenal 1 (February 8 2014)

Chelsea 6 Arsenal 0 (March 22 2014)

Chelsea 4 Spurs 0 (March 8 2014)

Man City 6 Arsenal 3 (December 14 2013)

Man City 6 Spurs 0 (November 24 2013)

Spurs 1 City 5 (January 29 2014)

Spurs 0 Liverpool 5 (December 15 2013)
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All these results are in one season between the top 6 teams

I wont even go into results vs teams in the lower half like City 7 Norwich 0, City 6 WestHam 0, City 4 Newcastle 0, City 4 Man td 1 etc

When I asked for them to bring the best Chelsea analyst they fell for the bait, Now Ibime has been thoroughly disgraced for his watery analysis

If this is the best Chelsea can boast of then its safe to assume 92% of Chelsea fans are clueless about football

Anytime I come on this thread, you all fall in line to kiss my feet.

Since I have dealt with Chelseas best Now I would move to demystify Man Utd.

Coogar get ready or select your A team

lol see competition ooo

*occupies leather sofa*

raumdeuter:


Namechange loading

Benfica 7 Everton 0 (October/November 2009)

Madrid 4 Liverpool 0 (October/November 2014)

Madrid 5 Tottenham 0 (April 2011)

Deportivo 4 Arsenal 0 (2002)

Mods can you effect the name change instantly.

You are not even ashamed of yourself, someone presented scorelines from last year and this year. You went as far as bringing scoreline from 2002. Even if he asked you to, you still suppose use one hand cover face

SailorXY:
lol see competition ooo

*occupies leather sofa*

That was why I requested the best poster from Chelsea fanbase which is undoubtedly Ibime.

And see how I sent him to the ropes.
The boy is too fat, His movement is slow,
His swings are like George Foreman in 2004,
His footwork Samuel Peters,
His left hook like Tonto Dike.
He came to the stage just throwing random punches hoping to get lucky like Hasheem Rahman on Lennox Lewis.
Just 2 punches to the ribs and he is grunting, opened up for my uppercut. BANG!! Now he is on his way to the ER.

Watch out for the story of Ibime on next weeks edition of First 48.

So who's next? nateevs or Jackbauer/Nihilist. The next best on Chelsea lineup
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I cant be wasting valuable analysis on some upstart who dont even know anything about European football. Those should be reading up on tactics not just spewing up Shesee, Up Mourinho, Shesee for life etc

Na those kain people go dey place Hazard in the same statement with Griezmann, Bale, Neymar, Reus, Robben and Suarez never mind mini gods like Messi, and Ronaldo

raumdeuter:


I have warned you about the effect of excess fat, They take up spaces in the brain, Just last season in the EPL results below
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Liverpool 5 Arsenal 1 (February 8 2014)

Chelsea 6 Arsenal 0 (March 22 2014)

Chelsea 4 Spurs 0 (March 8 2014)

Man City 6 Arsenal 3 (December 14 2013)

Man City 6 Spurs 0 (November 24 2013)

Spurs 1 City 5 (January 29 2014)

Spurs 0 Liverpool 5 (December 15 2013)
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All these results are in one season between the top 6 teams

I wont even go into results vs teams in the lower half like City 7 Norwich 0, City 6 WestHam 0, City 4 Newcastle 0, City 4 Man td 1 etc

When I asked for them to bring the best Chelsea analyst they fell for the bait, Now Ibime has been thoroughly disgraced for his watery analysis

If this is the best Chelsea can boast of then its safe to assume 92% of Chelsea fans are clueless about football

Anytime I come on this thread, you all fall in line to kiss my feet.

Since I have dealt with Chelseas best Now I would move to demystify Man Utd.

Coogar get ready or select your A team

Mr, this wont save you.

I set you a simple challenge which proves unequivocably the uselessness of Bundesliga teams.


Here are NINE 4 goals+ aggregate humiliations dished out to Bundesliga IN THE LAST 2 SEASONS ALONE:

1. Manu 9 - 2 Leverkusen (2014)
2. Juventus 5 - 1 Dortmund (2015)
3. Madrid 9 - 2 Schalke (2014)
4. PSG 6 - 1 Leverkusen (2014)
5. Everton 6 - 1 Wolfsburg (2015)
6, Chelsea 6 - 0 Schalke (2014)
7. Chelsea 6 - 1 Schalke (2015)
8. Madrid 5 - 0 Bayern (2014)
9. Napoli 4 - 0 Wolfsburg (arse-whopping to be continued)

Not to mention Barcelona 10 - 2 Leverkusen from 3 years ago.

[size=14pt]I DARE you list me 3 times that English clubs lost by 4 goal margin to any club in Europe IN THE LAST 15 YEARS. IF YOU FIND THREE SUCH RESULTS FROM ENGLISH CLUBS IN THE LAST 15 YEARS, I will change my moniker from Ibime to BundesligaIsBest. [/size]

I gave you 15 years to find 1/3rd of the humilitaions suffered by Bundi teams in only 2 years. This is me giving you an advantage of (9/3) x (15/2) = 22.5 times the power. This is like me coming to a gun fight with a plastic knife. . . yet you cannot come up with it . . . . SO FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!

Ibime:




[size=14pt]I DARE you list me 3 times that English clubs lost by 4 goal margin to any club in Europe IN THE LAST 15 YEARS. IF YOU FIND THREE SUCH RESULTS FROM ENGLISH CLUBS IN THE LAST 15 YEARS, I will change my moniker from Ibime to BundesligaIsBest. [/size]

I gave you 15 years to find 1/3rd of the humilitaions suffered by Bundi teams in only 2 years. This is me giving you an advantage of (9/3) x (15/2) = 22.5 times the power. This is like me coming to a gun fight with a plastic knife. . . yet you cannot come up with it . . . . SO FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!

Has Fat also covered your eyeballs

raumdeuter:


Namechange loading

Benfica 7 Everton 0 (October/November 2009)

Madrid 4 Liverpool 0 (October/November 2014)

Madrid 5 Tottenham 0 (April 2011)

Deportivo 4 Arsenal 0 (2002)

Mods can you effect the name change instantly.

Moderators, Chamotex, Ogbeche77 Name change needed

[size=14pt]Thank God I already copied the post before he modifies it[/size]

Tval:
You are not even ashamed of yourself, someone presented scorelines from last year and this year. You went as far as bringing scoreline from 2002. Even if he asked you to, you still suppose use one hand cover face

The dare that triggered the reply!

Ibime:

____________________________________________________________,______;__________

Before you type any more lies, I DARE you list me 3 times that English clubs lost by 4 goal margin to any club in Europe IN THE LAST 15 YEARS.

Ibime was feeling like Sango of football because he somehow exposed some errors made by Debroslink, and many deluded EPL fans were already composing praise songs for him!
He has been brought back to earth

homesteady:



The dare that triggered the reply!





Ibime was feeling like Sango of football because he somehow exposed some errors made by Debroslink, and many deluded EPL fans were already composing praise songs for him!
He has been brought back to earth

Not only dwn to earth, He needs to change his monicker like he promised.

Hope una don grab screenshot before he changes mouth again.

If he fails to change his ID like he promised to then all Chelsea fans are .....

Now let Ibime do the needful

homesteady:

Oga all this trash you typed is irrelevant! You should go and read the Ibime's comment I quoted before you vomit more trash!

I had to remind you of how worthless your league is because the punditry of the average barca fan seems to be limited to disgusting and moronic shouts of "up Messi" and "bakar aye" at newspaper stands where street urchins and ragamuffins in your ilk congregate every morning!!

If you don't have any meaningful thing to say in defence of your stüpid league, kindly get the fück outta here!

Ozwor!!

coogar is here....
the one & only undefeated spartan on NL. the premier league is better than bundesliga by a country mile. i dare dayokanu 20 times to present any argument he deems logical enough to subdue mine.

Tval:
You are not even ashamed of yourself, someone presented scorelines from last year and this year. You went as far as bringing scoreline from 2002. Even if he asked you to, you still suppose use one hand cover face

You dey mind that clown. I should have restricted him to 5 examples or 12 years.

Anyway, my point is made. See even the scores he listed, almost all of them were 4-0. If na Bundesliga now, we go dey see 9-2, 10-2, 6-0 etc.

Question for Eze goes to school.

If Bundesliga gets flogged by four goals and more 9 times in 2 years, how many times will they get flogged in 15 years?

Response: Sir, the answer is 9/2 x 15 = 68 times.

If EPL gets flogged 4 times in 15 years, which league is better?

Response: Sir, you dey carry my head play?

raumdeuter:


I have warned you about the effect of excess fat, They take up spaces in the brain.


When I asked for them to bring the best Chelsea analyst they fell for the bait, Now Ibime has been thoroughly disgraced for his watery analysis

If this is the best Chelsea can boast of then its safe to assume 92% of Chelsea fans are clueless about football

Anytime I come on this thread, you all fall in line to kiss my feet.

Since I have dealt with Chelseas best Now I would move to demystify Man Utd.

Coogar get ready or select your A team

Bobo yi ti ya wayray!!

raumdeuter, you have 10 mins to present your argument that your league is better - please, don't go quoting what bayern has achieved. bayern is just one club out of 18 teams that make up bundesliga.

when we say league - we mean the overall strength of all the teams in the league. this is going to be short & easy for me. don't waste my time. just reel out the facts you have got & lemme put a sword to your neck.

Bundesligabest:


You dey mind that clown. I should have restricted him to 5 examples or 12 years.

Anyway, my point is made. See even the scores he listed, almost all of them were 4-0. If na Bundesliga now, we go dey see 9-2, 10-2, 6-0 etc.

Question for Eze goes to school.

If Bundesliga gets flogged by four goals and more 9 times in 2 years, how many times will they get flogged in 15 years?

Response: Sir, the answer is 9/2 x 15 = 68 times.

If EPL gets flogged 4 times in 15 years, which league is better?

Response: Sir, you dey carry my head play?

I no get any more talk with you. Waiting for Nihilist and nateevs so I can complete my hat trick

By the way, your new monicker is missing "IS" in the middle

coogar:
raumdeuter, you have 10 mins to present your argument that your league is better - please, don't go quoting what bayern has achieved. bayern is just one club out of 18 teams that make up bundesliga.

when we say league - we mean the overall strength of all the teams in the league. this is going to be short & easy for me. don't waste my time. just reel out the facts you have got & lemme put a sword to your neck.

Wait for your turn, Not necessarily today. And it would be on your thread

Dont be in a hurry to be beheaded. See as Ibime don be now. That was how he walked into a left hook.

Since I have beheaded the greatest Chelsea fans, I am now plundering their city/stadium and taking their women as captives

Where is Torres2 and sephia oya I am your new owner.

Nitlad I would sacrifice on the altar of Odin, Bimfo to Sango and Tval to Zeus

raumdeuter:


I no get any more talk with you. Waiting for Nihilist and nateevs so I can complete my hat trick

By the way, your new monicker is missing "IS" in the middle

Nairaland no gree register the full name so I had to shorten it jare

After 2 years with your new monicker, I would consult my Generals A40 and we can try to work out an amnesty for you, Like we did for Tompolo and Boyloaf

One of the conditions must be that you fellate Trequartista on camera and post on youtube.

raumdeuter:


Wait for your turn, Not necessarily today. And it would be on your thread

Dont be in a hurry to be beheaded. See as Ibime don be now. That was how he walked into a left hook.

Since I have beheaded the greatest Chelsea fans, I am now plundering their city/stadium and taking their women as captives

Where is Torres2 and sephia oya I am your new owner.

Nitlad I would sacrifice on the altar of Odin, Bimfo to Sango and Tval to Zeus

you didn't behead ibime......
just because you were able to call his bluff has no bearing on the argument. shey na only goal margin to determine which league is better?

what about the number of champions league/european cup won by the 2 leagues? the popularity? the transfer market? etc? if you carry this argument come my thread, you better buy a coffin for yourself.

you know my folks over there don't mess about.......

coogar:


you didn't behead ibime......
just because you were able to call his bluff has no bearing on the argument. shey na only goal margin to determine which league is better?

what about the number of champions league/european cup won by the 2 leagues? the popularity? the transfer market? etc? if you carry this argument come my thread, you better buy a coffin for yourself.

you know my folks over there don't mess about.......

Pick your best 3, Send them to training camp preferably Papendal, Be feeding them with steroid and football knowledge

Cos by the time I pounce on them like the black beast(Bestia Negra) they wont know what fell on them

raumdeuter:


Pick your best 3, Send them to training camp preferably Papendal, Be feeding them with steroid and football knowledge

Cos by the time I pounce on them like the black beast(Bestia Negra) they wont know what fell on them

i don't even need any support - but just letting you know that if you post what is not palatable on that thread, united fans would eat your head for dinner. what is bestia negra to a red devil? the devil created the black beast.

Dadehmola:


I had to remind you of how worthless your league is because the punditry of the average barca fan seems to be limited to disgusting and moronic shouts of "up Messi" and "bakar aye" at newspaper stands where street urchins and ragamuffins in your ilk congregate every morning!!

If you don't have any meaningful thing to say in defence of your stüpid league, kindly get the fück outta here!

Ozwor!!

Do you survive by breathing in and out stupidityy? or were you always admiring your comprehension teacher's dicck when ever he was teaching?

you could have spared yourself this embarrassment if only you had read the post I was replying to!

Ibime:

Can Chelsea beat any EPL team in the top-10 by 3 goals even? Even at home, we could not beat any EPL team by more than four goals, talkless of 5-0 away from Home.
Bunch of Scottish leagues.

And what's your ish with Barca fans shouting up Messi, Up Messi? Ok I get it! you are still pained after he destroyed your dear Man U on two different UCL finals

As a sensible football watcher, you should know that freak results happen anywhere, it's not a respecter of leagues! let me paste some EPl freak results -

22 November 2009 -Tottenham Hotspur 9 – 1 Wigan Athletic

9 May 2010 Chelsea 8 – 0 Wigan Athletic

23 December 2012 Chelsea 8 – 0 Aston Villa
18 October 2014 Southampton 8 – 0 Sunderland

2 November 2013 Manchester City 7 – 0 Norwich City

This are just few! Issa Hayatou should accompany Blatter when coming to investigate this useless EPL

See as Ibime don fall en hand

Which kind foolish dare e go dey do? Dayo sef no get iberu Olorun

Bundesligaisbest

Kwekee! So for your mind una don drop Ether. ROTFLOL

AirborneLacer:
You know it's 2013 - Europa League Winner - Chelsea
2013 - UEFA Super Cup Runners-up - Chelsea

The point they keep missing is that we have won the European/UCL 12 times with 5 different teams and has finished as runners-up on 7 occasions, a feat they're dreaming to match.

The point they keep missing is that, in the last 10 years, the three most expensive transfers in the histroy of the game has been EPL exports.

1. Gareth Bale - Spurs to Real Madrid
2. Cristiano Ronaldo - Man Utd to Real Madrid
3. Luis Suarez - Liverpool to Barcelona

Not to mention that the most expensive defender in the history of the game is equally an EPL export.

This clearly indicate how good the league is at producing quality products.

How can the Burnthisleaguedown be better than the EPL when their league fails to attract quality players? In fact, the most expensive player to have been purchased by a German team is freaking Javi Martinez, a dude that hardly holds down a place in his nation's team.

The point they keep missing is that we're enjoying the biggest TV deal that is collectively worth #5.5billion pounds. That even a relegated team like Cardiff had to pocket a staggering #62.1million pounds last season - a sum that is good enough to serve as Wolfsburg's seasonal fund.

So what's there to hype about when it's glaring clear we deserve the accolades we receive?

I dare A40 and Raumdeuter to tell us how the Burnthisleaguedown has fared in Europe in the last decade. I've laid our CV bare, time for you lot to return the gesture.

The battle line have been drawn, this is the week we issue out a rude awakening to you underdogs!

You had a good run of dominance. No disputes about that but its dubious to discredit recent history which clearly shows your overhyped and overrated league is on the decline. For a league so well funded its quite a disgrace that for the 2nd time in 3 years the EP-Fell has failed to produce any representative in elite Europe past the first knockout stage.

Like I said before your league is synonymous with over-bloated wages and inflation hence teams over-paying for Bale, Suarez and Ronaldo is hardly a big deal. So when you reel out those transfers it only goes to show your clubs lacks the pedigree to hold on to their star players. What we see is they pick your stars while you pick their rejects. It can even be argued that your league is La Liga's refuse dump. Every player wants to make a name and run to Spain. Just shows your league can go to school but can't buy class

Monkey go still be monkey no matter how much money you give am and even a £10bn TV deal can never improve the poor and helter-skelter quality of football on the pitch that even the dilution of foreign talents cannot improve


The Bundesliga grooms quality players and runs a system that has clubs living within their means we don't need to desperately attract players like you do. We have a youth system your EP-Fail is trying very hard to emulate. That is why we produce the Mueller's the Goetze's the Reus's Kroos and Neuer's while you produce the Milner's, Townsend, Henderson, Welbeck and Joe Hart's

Our most expensive player might have been Javi Martinez but his arrival coincided with 5 trophies in his first season alone. That's value for money not wasting £60m on Di Maria and still finishing with nothing or pissing away £55m on Hazard and Oscar and finishing with a lousy Europa League

Your TV money would only lead to more overpaid average British players and would magnify the disgrace when you get outperformed by teams from Russia and Ukraine again. Even with £600m Cardiff can never land a Ronaldo or Messi or a Robben or Mueller. You can only buy players that are surplus to requirements.

Shior! Go and win World Cups and groom world beaters with your sponsorship deals and TV revenue

Finally we all saw what happened when the mighty Bundesliga and EP-Fail went to battle in the biggest stage of all, it was stories of weeping and gnashing of teeth from the sun-soaked beaches of Rio to the jungles of Manaus. Where the products of the overhyped and overrated league went on to disgrace its fans around the world by not even getting out of the group stage. While the mighty Bundesliga came back with the head of the dragon.

There is no battleline to be drawn! when your useless league achieves that you can come and talk about a battle. For now your arms too short to box

Nihilist:
See as Ibime don fall en hand

Which kind foolish dare e go dey do? Dayo sef no get iberu Olorun

Bundesligaisbest

Ibime just dey Orubebe about abeg tell am make e change name Osiso

Ohh e don change am sef. Hahahhahahaha una go kill person here

Nihilist:
See as Ibime don fall en hand

Which kind foolish dare e go dey do? Dayo sef no get iberu Olorun

Bundesligaisbest

Na Ibime you dey call so.

kaypumpin2:
Trite argument.Rain, tax, elampiro's love for Rooney and Dayo's disdain for anything EPL related.I see this morphing into 3 Lions' argument soon as he hits a brick wall with the EPL one.

Same time next year,different thread,repeats the same thing over and over.Sighs!

What challenge? I laugh in banku. What challenge can be tougher than conquering Europe at club level and then the entire world. An achievement Racist Terry and Garri Cahill can never achieve

Abeg Bayern munich no get thread ni make una move go that side abeg with una small pikin yarns.


Meanwhile,Drogba is out for the arsenal game too abeg who go come start na

homesteady:


Do you survive by breathing in and out stupidityy? or were you always admiring your comprehension teacher's dicck when ever he was teaching?

you could have spared yourself this embarrassment if only you had read the post I was replying to!

I was hoping you were gonna dissapoint me by saying something meaningful for once in your pathetic life but unfortunately, you have proven yet again that you aren't a bastard!!

What's my business with what ibime wrote?
You have been constituting a nuisance with your illogical and idiotic assertions and it's high time someone put you back to your place, you retàrded scoundrel!

homesteady:

[s]And what's your ish with Barca fans shouting up Messi, Up Messi? Ok I get it! you are still pained after he destroyed your dear Man U on two different UCL finals [/s]

Predictable lines as usual....

I reiterate- the average barca fan is daft, clueless and ignorant!!

homesteady:

As a sensible football watcher, you should know that freak results happen anywhere, it's not a respecter of leagues! let me paste some EPl freak results -

22 November 2009 -Tottenham Hotspur 9 – 1 Wigan Athletic

9 May 2010 Chelsea 8 – 0 Wigan Athletic

23 December 2012 Chelsea 8 – 0 Aston Villa
18 October 2014 Southampton 8 – 0 Sunderland

2 November 2013 Manchester City 7 – 0 Norwich City

This are just few! Issa Hayatou should accompany Blatter when coming to investigate this useless EPL

Another submission bereft of logic, common sense and deductive reasoning...

I posted some stats that have been following a pattern and trend from your useless league over the past 4 Years, only for you to respond with some random /meaningless results that would make your siblings weep profusely at their elder brother's stupidity!!

Homesteady.. You are a disgrace !!

AirborneLacer:


Forgotten Jerome Boateng? The lord at Hamburg that got signed up by City and couldn't stand the test of the EPL.

Travelled back to Germany and became a marshall at Bayern?

What challenge? I laugh in banku. What challenge can be tougher than conquering Europe at club level and then the entire world. An achievement Racist Terry and Garri Cahill can never achieve

SailorXY:
lol see competition ooo

*occupies leather sofa*

Abeg make i follow u sit dey observe

Debroslink no show face again

Dadehmola:


I was hoping you were gonna dissapoint me by saying something meaningful for once in your pathetic life but unfortunately, you have proven yet again that you aren't a bastard!!

What's my business with what ibime wrote?
You have been constituting a nuisance with your illogical and idiotic assertions and it's high time someone put you back to your place, you retàrded scoundrel!

Sigh! Can you read the bolded again? Doesn't it sound beyond stark lunacy? how can you analyze a reply without analyzing the original post?
I advise you follow Ibime's footstep, eat the humble pie! You erred, Simple!

Predictable lines as usual....

I reiterate- the average barca fan is daft, clueless and ignorant!!

Once again, you allow your vendetta with Barca cloud your emotions! I know it hurts, but you need to get over it!

Another illogical submission bereft of logic, common sense and deductive reasoning...

I posted some stats that have been following a pattern and trend from your useless league over the past 4 Years, only for you to respond with some random /meaningless results that would make your siblings weep profusely at their elder brother's stupidity!!

Homesteady.. You are a disgrace !!

I must be careful with this guy, the level of his stupidityy might be contagious!
How does a pattern affect the fact that freak results also occur in EPL! okay let me arrange it better for you, I'll use the scores you and I posted -

2013/2014 - Southampton 8 – 0 Sunderland ----- Barcelona 7-0 levante

2012/2013 - Chelsea 8 – 0 Aston Villa --------- Athletico Madrid 6-0 Deportivo

2011/2012 - Barcelona 8-0 osasuna ------- didn't search for EPL

2010/2011 - Almeria 0-8 Barcelona - same as above for epl

2009/2010 - -Tottenham Hotspur 9 – 1
Wigan Athletic, Chelsea 8 – 0 Wigan Athletic -------- no stat for la liga

No amount of trying to discover a pattern will change the fact that EPL is even more useless than la liga - using your highest goal margin logic!
I just beat you at your game