If Muhammad was actually inspired by allah, he (allah) must be a comedian. Why take him seriously?

MUHAMMAD TO TIE SATAN FOR SHOWCASE:

Narrated Abu Huraira: The
Prophet once offered the prayer
and said, "Satan came in front of
me and tried to interrupt my
prayer, but Allah gave me an
upper hand on him and I choked
him. No doubt, I thought of tying
him to one of the pillars of the
mosque till you get up in the
morning and see him. Then I
remembered the statement of
Prophet Solomon, 'My Lord!
Bestow on me a kingdom such as
shall not belong to any other after
me.' Then Allah made him (Satan)
return with his head down
(humiliated)."
[Sahih Bukhari 2:22:301]

NOTHING POLUTES WATER:

Narrated AbuSa'id al-Khudri: The
people asked the Messenger of
Allah (peace be upon him): Can we
perform ablution out of the well
of Buda'ah, which is a well into
which menstrual clothes, dead
dogs and stinking things were
thrown? He replied: Water is pure
and is not defiled by anything
Abu Dawud 1:66 ,
AbuDawud 1:67.

SILVERWARE IS HELL:

Narrated Um Salama: (the wife of
the Prophet) Allah's Apostle said,
"He who drinks in silver utensils is
only filling his abdomen with Hell
Fire."
Sahih Bukhari 7:69:538

Lol!

Islam One chance.....

it seems the Christian are somehow humiliated

Wad a fvcking god named allahh
I fart on allahhz face I spit on muhamMADz grave

smallrincowis16:
it seems the Christian are somehow humiliated

Who is humiliated other than your spiritually and medically ignorant prophet?

Defend his statements now!

What else do muslims need to know about Muhammad and Allah to discover they are fraud?

May God deliver you.

Cc: eshbeewanna

truthman2012:


Who is humiliated other than your spiritually and medically ignorant prophet?

Defend his statements now!

What else do muslims need to know about Muhammad and Allah to discover they are fraud?

May God deliver you.

Cc: eshbeewanna

this shows how really you're being humiliated.
lolssss.
I'm going to quote from bible some blasphemous verses and then you'll see the truth yourself

So you still shopping around looking for ahadith that your brain can't decipher?. Islam is giving you sleepless night?. I guess Islam is knocking you off and humiliating your Christian faith so bad.

You too long here man. Your next phase is to come to Islam now. You can quote ahadith all you want. You don't speak Arabic. You are exhausted already. That alone puts you in chokehold.

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smallrincowis16:


this shows how really you're being humiliated.
lolssss.
I'm going to quote from bible some blasphemous verses and then you'll see the truth yourself

Why must you always defend islam with the bible?

Defend the OP and let's see.

Op,u should b preaching gospels to strengthen d faith of ur fellow christians nt condemning other people's religion

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Wad a fvcking god named allahh
I fart on allahhz face I spit on muhamMADz grave

if u can fart and spit on your father and mother, who will be left out.
if I ve an opportunity to come 1 on 1 with u,u will not leave to see d next minute.

wasted sperm

truthman2012:


Why must you always defend islam with the bible?

Defend the OP and let's see.

cos I see no reason for that.
what I'm seeing is just like deliberate attempt to blaspheme Islam without knowledge.

Empiree:
So you still shopping around looking for ahadith that your brain can't decipher. Islam is giving you sleepless night. I guess Islam is knocking you off and humiliating your Christian faith so bad.

You too long here man. Your next phase is to come to Islam now. You can quote ahadith all you want. You don't speak Arabic. You are exhausted already. That alone puts you in chokehold.

Is that your defence of Muhammad's ignorance?

That you cannot comment on your prophet's statements shows you follow him BLINDLY. God will blame you for not using your head.

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who will solve the riddle? Tempts? "And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham." (GEN 22:1) Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God; for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man." (JAS 1:13) * Does God tempt people? If yes, *explain James 1:13... And if no *explain Genesis 22:1

smallrincowis16:

cos I see no reason for that.
what I'm seeing is just like deliberate attempt to blaspheme Islam without knowledge.

If I don't have knowledge, explain the hadiths for me.

2)
christians do claim that Jesus of the Bible was the only SINLESS PERSON hence being the perfect sacrifice for the remission of sins of mankind.. But unfortunately, we have some biblical figures whom the Bible never recorded their sins e.g ENOCH, ABEL, MARY.. for the benefit of doubt, I will (from a Christian perspective) believe that these figures were sinners because they were given birth to by male and female having knowledge of each other because Christianity teaches we are automatic sinners by birth... Unfortunately, melchizedek was Sinless according to the Bible and he had no mother and had no father, making him different from Jesus who came out from under a woman . If melchizedek might have been a sinner because the Bible couldn't record everything, how then can we be sure Jesus didn't sin since the Bible didn't record anything about him from age 12-30 Moreover the baptism of John the Baptist was for repentance and we read.. Mark 1:4-5 John did baptize in the wilderness, and preach the baptism of repentance for the remission of sins... And there went out unto him all the land of Judaea, and they of Jerusalem, and were all baptized of him in the river of Jordan, confessing their sins.... Matthew 3:13 Then Jesus came from Galilee to the Jordan to be baptized by John...... Didn't this proof Jesus to be a sinner? Why should he be baptized before he started his ministry?

truthman2012:


If I don't have knowledge, explain the hadiths for me.

there are ways to learn. not like that.
to me I see nothing wrong with the hadith at all. so if you see any,,,,,, you can say it.

smallrincowis16:
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who will solve the riddle?
Tempts?
"And it came to pass after these things, that God
did tempt Abraham." (GEN 22:1)
Let no man say when he is tempted, I am
tempted of God; for God cannot be tempted with
evil, neither tempteth he any man." (JAS 1:13)
* Does God tempt people? If yes,
*explain James 1:13...
And if no
*explain Genesis 22:1

This thread is not about contradictions. Diversion is usually employed when muslims are faced with difficulty.

There are loads of contradictions in the quran I have in my record. In fact the whole of the quran is contradictions as allah was abrogating his revelations.

smallrincowis16:
2)
christians do claim that Jesus of the Bible was the only SINLESS PERSON hence being the perfect sacrifice for the remission of sins of mankind.. But unfortunately, we have some biblical figures whom the Bible never recorded their sins e.g ENOCH, ABEL, MARY.. for the benefit of doubt, I will (from a Christian perspective) believe that these figures were sinners because they were given birth to by male and female having knowledge of each other because Christianity teaches we are automatic sinners by birth... Unfortunately, melchizedek was Sinless according to the Bible and he had no mother and had no father, making him different from Jesus who came out from under a woman . If melchizedek might have been a sinner because the Bible couldn't record everything, how then can we be sure Jesus didn't sin since the Bible didn't record anything about him from age 12-30 Moreover the baptism of John the Baptist was for repentance and we read.. Mark 1:4-5 John did baptize in the wilderness, and preach the baptism of repentance for the remission of sins... And there went out unto him all the land of Judaea, and they of Jerusalem, and were all baptized of him in the river of Jordan, confessing their sins.... Matthew 3:13 Then Jesus came from Galilee to the Jordan to be baptized by John...... Didn't this proof Jesus to be a sinner? Why should he be baptized before he started his ministry?

You have no knowledge of the Bible.
Wanting to dance out trouble.

3)
One man has 2000 demons Inside him? We read from the New Testament an incident were Jesus is casting out legion of demons from one man? _____________________ He gave them permission, and the impure spirits came out and went into the pigs. The herd, about two thousand in number, rushed down the steep bank into the lake and were drowned. (Mark 5:13) When they came to Jesus, they saw the man who had been possessed by the legion of demons, sitting there, dressed and in his right mind; and they were afraid. (Mark 5:15) From the above verses we read Jesus casted out legion of demons from a single man, which were sent to 2000 pigs drowning them. Now the question is how many demons were there ? --------------------------------------------- ----------- Firstly Let's find out what legion means ? legion ˈliːdʒ(ə)n/ noun a division of 3,000–6,000 men, including a complement of cavalry, in the ancient Roman army. synonyms: brigade, regiment, battalion, company, troop, division, squadron, squad, platoon, contingent, unit, force, corps, garrison, section, group, detachment, commando, battery, band, outfit, cohort "a Roman legion"the Foreign Legion. a vast number of people or things. --------------------------------------------- ----------------------------- Gills Exposition of the entire bible commentary and he answered, saying, my name is Legion: the Syriac version renders it, "our name is Legion"; the reason of which name is given, for we are many: as a Roman legion did consist of many, though its number was not always alike: in the time of Romulus, a legion consisted of three thousand foot, and three hundred horse; afterwards, when the city was, increased, of six thousand foot, and six hundred horse; sometimes it was six thousand and two hundred foot, and three hundred horse; sometimes four thousand foot, and three hundred horse; sometimes five thousand foot, and three hundred horse (x). Some make a legion to consist of six thousand six hundred sixty six; and others make it much larger, even twelve thousand five hundred: however, the number in a legion was many; hence the word is retained among the Jews, and is used for a large number, either of persons or things; as, , "a legion of olives" (y): that is, a large number of them; though sometimes it is used of a single person, who has others under him, as the general of an army: thus it is said (z) that one man should say to another, --------------------------------------------- --------------------------- From the above statements and definitions were come to know the term legion and how many can consist to make up a legion.. Also we are told 2000 pigs were possessed by the devils indicating the man had 2000 demons inside him.could be even more?

truthman2012:


This thread is not about contradictions. Diversion is usually employed when muslims are faced with difficulty.

There are loads of contradictions in the quran I have in my record. In fact the whole of the quran is contradictions as allah was abrogating his revelations.

Proof of abrogation from the bible!!!!
There are many commandments in the Bible that
changed. Instead of discussing them I give
concrete references for abrogation declared in the
Bible.
‘For the priesthood being changed, there is made
of necessity a change also of the law.’ (Hebrews
7:12)
Well known Christian commentator Adam Clarke
writes under this verse:
‘The priesthood, therefore, being changed, Jesus
coming in the place of Aaron, the law of
ordinances and ceremonies, which served only to
point out the Messiah, must of necessity be
changed also.’
Lost books of the Bible
Infact there were many books to which even the
authors of the Canonical books also referred but
they are lost or atleast not in the Bible.
Some of them are:
1- The Book of the Wars of the Lord mentioned in
Numbers 21:14
2- Book of Jasher mentioned in Joshua 10: 13 etc
3- Book of Nathan the Prophet mentioned in 2-
Chronicles 9: 29
4- Acts of Rehoboam & Book of Shemaiah the
prophet mentioned in 2-Chronicles 12:15
5- Book of the acts of Solomon mentioned in 1-
Kings 11:41
6- Acts of Uzziah mentioned in 2-Chronicles
26:22
This proves that the teachings of the prophets
have been lost. Do Christians have any scriptural
proof or historical evidence that nothing of value
has been lost in these books and their teachings
and records have been preserved in their so-
called canon now?
All this exposes the liars who try to put the
authenticity Book of Islam to doubt while their
own book of authority is in the worst condition on
the very accounts they try to challenge Quran.

truthman2012:


Is that your defence of Muhammad's ignorance?

That you cannot comment on your prophet's statements shows you follow him BLINDLY. God will blame you for not using your head.

Okay, I think I understand. You basically trying to take over from ifean?. Perhaps you did already. Well, do you have deputy in place yet?

smallrincowis16:


there are ways to learn. not like that.
to me I see nothing wrong with the hadith at all. so if you see any,,,,,, you can say it.

Oh yes! So many things are wrong with the hadiths and in fact am surprised you couldn't see anything wrong. No wonder you have been saying what you have been saying.

Satan is a spirit-being not visible to man, including prophets. He cannot be physically held and tied to a pillar for people to see. That shows he was only hallucinating and ditto for many of his statements.

In what science is it said that water cannot be polluted by throwing dirty things into it, moreso a well that is not flowing? Polluted water causes most of the known deseases, how could Muhammad say water is pure and not defiled by anything? Even the old illiterate people in harmlets and villages know water is impure when dirty things are thrown into it. Don't you know that yourself?

Muhammad expected them to use dirty and stinking water for ablution, which included putting some of it into their mouth.

Finally, what is wrong in using silver vessels in drinking or eating? Many of the utensils we use today are silver. Who has ever experieced hell in their stomach?

How reasonable therefore is it to follow the spiritual and medical prescriptions of such a person?

How can you be sure Muhammad received any revelation from the true God, who could not have inspired him to say such nonsense?

Truthman2012 is humiliated once again!

truthman2012:


Oh yes! So many things are wrong with the hadiths and in fact am surprised you couldn't see anything wrong. No wonder you have been saying what you have been saying.

Satan is a spirit-being not visible to man, including prophets. He cannot be physically held and tied to a pillar for people to see. That shows he was only hallucinating and ditto for many of his statements.

In what science is it said that water cannot be polluted by throwing dirty things into it, moreso a well that is not flowing? Polluted water causes most of the known deseases, how could Muhammad say water is pure and not defiled by anything? Even the old illiterate people in harmlets and villages know water is impure when dirty things are thrown into it. Don't you know that yourself?

Muhammad expected them to use dirty and stinking water for ablution, which included putting some of it into their mouth.

Finally, what is wrong in using silver vessels in drinking or eating? Many of the utensils we use today are silver. Who has ever experieced hell in their stomach?

How reasonable therefore is it to follow the spiritual and medical prescriptions of such a person?

How can you be sure Muhammad received any revelation from the true God, who could not have inspired him to say such nonsense?

LOLSSS
I can see!!!

SATAN is a creation by Allah (from something). this make him visible and touchable like man kind....... he operates less like angel GABRIEL .
although what prophet was saying is spiritual.

smallrincowis16:



Proof of abrogation from the bible!!!!
There are many commandments in the Bible that
changed. Instead of discussing them I give
concrete references for abrogation declared in the
Bible.
‘For the priesthood being changed, there is made
of necessity a change also of the law.’ (Hebrews
7:12)
Well known Christian commentator Adam Clarke
writes under this verse:
‘The priesthood, therefore, being changed, Jesus
coming in the place of Aaron, the law of
ordinances and ceremonies, which served only to
point out the Messiah, must of necessity be
changed also.’
Lost books of the Bible
Infact there were many books to which even the
authors of the Canonical books also referred but
they are lost or atleast not in the Bible.
Some of them are:
1- The Book of the Wars of the Lord mentioned in
Numbers 21:14
2- Book of Jasher mentioned in Joshua 10: 13 etc
3- Book of Nathan the Prophet mentioned in 2-
Chronicles 9: 29
4- Acts of Rehoboam & Book of Shemaiah the
prophet mentioned in 2-Chronicles 12:15
5- Book of the acts of Solomon mentioned in 1-
Kings 11:41
6- Acts of Uzziah mentioned in 2-Chronicles
26:22
This proves that the teachings of the prophets
have been lost. Do Christians have any scriptural
proof or historical evidence that nothing of value
has been lost in these books and their teachings
and records have been preserved in their so-
called canon now?
All this exposes the liars who try to put the
authenticity Book of Islam to doubt while their
own book of authority is in the worst condition on
the very accounts they try to challenge Quran.

This doesn't have anything to do with this thread. Open a thread and let's discuss it. So many things you and those from whom you copy their notes do not understand.

Besides, if you think the bible is wrong, does that exornetate the quran, hadiths or islam?

smallrincowis16:


LOLSSS
I can see!!!

SATAN is a creation by Allah (from something). this make him visible and touchable like man kind....... he operates less like angel GABRIEL .
although what prophet was saying is spiritual.

Satan is visible and touchable? A capital lie!

When last did you see him?

How does he look like?

Quran says he is not visible: Quran 7:27 "Indeed he
(Iblis) and his tribe watch
you from a position where
you cannot see them.
How could Muhammad tie him for people to see?

Why are you silent on the other hadiths:

Water not polluted by dirts.

Silver vessels, a hell in the stomach.

Demmzy15:
Truthman2012 is humiliated once again!

Laughing at you in Yoruba!

Don't keep deceiving yourself and making yourself happy.

truthman2012:


Laughing at you in Yoruba!

Don't keep deceiving yourself and making yourself happy.

Laughing at you in 'Igbomina' yoruba! Keep consoling yourself, pathetic loser!

Demmzy15:

Laughing at you in 'Igbomina' yoruba! Keep consoling yourself, pathetic loser!

What is your explanation to the hadiths na?

None of you has said anything on the hadiths, except one who said satan is visible and tangible. Lie as usual.

truthman2012:
If Muhammad was actually inspired by allah, he (allah) must be a comedian. Why take him seriously?

MUHAMMAD TO TIE SATAN FOR SHOWCASE:

Narrated Abu Huraira: The
Prophet once offered the prayer
and said, "Satan came in front of
me and tried to interrupt my
prayer, but Allah gave me an
upper hand on him and I choked
him. No doubt, I thought of tying
him to one of the pillars of the
mosque till you get up in the
morning and see him. Then I
remembered the statement of
Prophet Solomon, 'My Lord!
Bestow on me a kingdom such as
shall not belong to any other after
me.' Then Allah made him (Satan)
return with his head down
(humiliated)."
[Sahih Bukhari 2:22:301]

NOTHING POLUTES WATER:

Narrated AbuSa'id al-Khudri: The
people asked the Messenger of
Allah (peace be upon him): Can we
perform ablution out of the well
of Buda'ah, which is a well into
which menstrual clothes, dead
dogs and stinking things were
thrown? He replied: Water is pure
and is not defiled by anything
Abu Dawud 1:66 ,
AbuDawud 1:67.

SILVERWARE IS HELL:

Narrated Um Salama: (the wife of
the Prophet) Allah's Apostle said,
"He who drinks in silver utensils is
only filling his abdomen with Hell
Fire."
Sahih Bukhari 7:69:538

U R The greatest mumu of all time
u don't hav an ounce of sense of humour