fanficgirl:
No anymore, I just read them now. You're the first person i've met on here who knows what fan fictions are so kudos![font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

Lol some people here have come up with various forms of fanfics too...tho not in any way comparable to fanfiction.net or other quality sites

:oReally?! Can you point me to them, and yeah, fanfiction.net reigns king.. [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

Czar01:


Lol some people here have come up with various forms of fanfics too...tho not in any way comparable to fanfiction.net or other quality sites

beautifullll1:


I'm not mentioned....



List isn't complete

we see u
Houston is receiving you loud and clear now
ur definitely on the curvaceous list
you just go to church and wait for the pings after service


AND WHERE IS ROKIATU

THIS LIST IS NOT COMPLETE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fanficgirl:
:oReally?! Can you point me to them, and yeah, fanfiction.net reigns king.. [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

Lol trust me, you don't want to read the ones here; just wanted to point out that literature exists here too

But if you insist, just type a random phrase in the search bar and you'll find some fanfics that contain what you typed.

Still advice you not to tho...

Are they as bad as the rubbish on the sexuality section? And yeah, I know, but the people there makes me back away from that section..[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

Czar01:


Lol trust me, you don't want to read the ones here; just wanted to point out that literature exists here too

But if you insist, just type a random phrase in the search bar and you'll find some fanfics that contain what you typed.

Still advice you not to tho...

fanficgirl:
Are they as bad as the rubbish on the sexuality section? And yeah, I know, but the people there makes me back away from that section..

Some are as bad, some are worse...poor spellings, terrible punctuations, no plot etc etc it's just not worth it

Besides, some of the latest topics on people talking about their extraordinary experiences are actually fanfics in disguise. So we kinda read fanfics everyday

na only missmossy yanshh I fit rate as curvy. The rest will have to upload nudes to convince me.

Cherlene:


Yes dear, I do.

Cherlene

U are pretty

Candyrain:


Alright dear. Every moment with you was awesome. Thanks for the time. Goodnight and do have a peaceful night rest. Dream of me and make sure you tell me what I look like tomorrow

lol, you flirt. Good morning. No dreams of you but I did have a very strange dream. The details have faded though, only the feeling remains. How was your sleep?

PunkyVeer:


lol, you flirt. Good morning. No dreams of you but I did have a very strange dream. The details have faded though, only the feeling remains. How was your sleep?

Hi, good morning dear. I ain't flirting

The night was peaceful as usual, no sleep break to visit the gents, no crooking frogs, it was smooth sailing till day break.

What if I'm Joseph, let's see what we can savage from your fading dream but I have a feeling it was about me

Johnnoah1st:
*look with my nakedD eye*, *put on eye glass* OP, i cant still see any curves from the monikers u listed, or ur own definition of curve is different 4rm mine?

I don find curve tire...

Candyrain:


Hi, good morning dear. I ain't flirting

The night was peaceful as usual, no sleep break to visit the gents, no crooking frogs, it was smooth sailing till day break.

What if I'm Joseph, let's see what we can savage from your fading dream but I have a feeling it was about me

Hahaha. No comment. Good to know you had your good night sleep with no disturbance from the village witches lol. Do you believe in witches? I'm a random person lol, so don't mind the out-of-the-blue questions

PunkyVeer:


Hahaha. No comment. Good to know you had your good night sleep with no disturbance from the village witches lol. Do you believe in witches? I'm a random person lol, so don't mind the out-of-the-blue questions

If there is good then there must be evil lurking around somewhere.

Since I believe there's God then there must be a devil and the devil has his agent e.g witches so to your question, Yes I believe witches exist.

Do you believe in their existence as well?

Go to church guys.

lol fair enough and eww[b][/b]

Czar01:


Some are as bad, some are worse...poor spellings, terrible punctuations, no plot etc etc it's just not worth it

Besides, some of the latest topics on people talking about their extraordinary experiences are actually fanfics in disguise. So we kinda read fanfics everyday

Candyrain:


If there is good then there must be evil lurking around somewhere.

Since I believe there's God then there must be a devil and the devil has his agent e.g witches so to your question, Yes I believe witches exist.

Do you believe in their existence as well?

I'm not sure. Deep down inside I think I do but to avoid being paranoid over the unknown & of every person, I think I just don't dwell on it. I think it's good to be suspicion of people though. Evil powers or not, people will still fùck you over, given a chance.

PunkyVeer:


I'm not sure. Deep down inside I think I do but to avoid being paranoid over the unknown & of every person, I think I just don't dwell on it. I think it's good to be suspicion of people though. Evil powers or not, people will still fùck you over, given a chance.

Yea right. Even though science tells us that it's unproven that doesn't make it not real. There's always a voice on the inside that tells us there's more to this world than what science is giving us.

Tell me what you believe witches are and what you think they do.

Candyrain:


Yea right. Even though science tells us that it's unproven that doesn't make it not real. There's always a voice on the inside that tells us there's more to this world than what science is giving us.

Tell me what you believe witches are and what you think they do.

A witch, imo, could be anyone, but I most associate witchcraft with women. I do not trust females. Witchcraft to me is motivated by jealousy & envy. They want what you have & stop at nothing to have it taken away/destroyed. I heard witches "fly" too to get their target lol. No mission too impossible once the green eye has been opened.

What are your own thoughts?

PunkyVeer:


A witch, imo, could be anyone, but I most associate witchcraft with women. I do not trust females. Witchcraft to me is motivated by jealousy & envy. They want what you have & stop at nothing to have it taken away/destroyed. I heard witches "fly" too to get their target lol. No mission too impossible once the green eye has been opened.

What are your own thoughts?

"Fly" perhaps with a broom like we see in movies, right?

Well you are right, it could be anyone and most times it's out of envy & jealousy just as you rightly pointed out. All they wanna do is put sadness on a happy face, cause pain to people most especially their family and friends. For me a witch is not just someone with some celestial powers but anyone who is out to deliberately inflict pain and agony to someone else. Most of the things we watch in movies are all true and things that are happening.

You said you do not trust females, why is that and what's your story in that regard?

farano:
They're curvy but be proud of whoever you are



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OP, you look more like a bodybuilder..

Candyrain:


"Fly" perhaps with a broom like we see in movies, right?

Well you are right, it could be anyone and most times it's out of envy & jealousy just as you rightly pointed out. All they wanna do is put sadness on a happy face, cause pain to people most especially their family and friends. For me a witch is not just someone with some celestial powers but anyone who is out to deliberately inflict pain and agony to someone else. Most of the things we watch in movies are all true and things that are happening.

You said you do not trust females, why is that and what's your story in that regard?

Lol, broom riding witches are old school. The modern ones must be using vacuum cleaners. Hahaha. Here we believe they use just about anything to "fly". I remember when I was still growing up. This little girl I used to play with before my mother forbid me from playing with her, told me that she & her grandmother fly on a loaf of bread at night. LMFAO. She said the grandmother scooped out the inside of the bread so all her friends can fit in. Another story that was on one of our sensational newspapers told a story of this woman that was found stuck somewhere & when she was asked how she got there, she said there were too many of them on their "transport" so she got pushed off a TEASPOON. LMAO hahaha.

My instincts just tell me not to trust anything that sits down when it takes a piss. Period. I don't trust tha ladies.

very dumb thread

PunkyVeer:


Lol, broom riding witches are old school. The modern ones must be using vacuum cleaners. Hahaha. Here we believe they use just about anything to "fly". I remember when I was still growing up. This little girl I used to play with before my mother forbid me from playing with her, told me that she & her grandmother fly on a loaf of bread at night. LMFAO. She said the grandmother scooped out the inside of the bread so all her friends can fit in. Another story that was on one of our sensational newspapers told a story of this woman that was found stuck somewhere & when she was asked how she got there, she said there were too many of them on their "transport" so she got pushed off a TEASPOON. LMAO hahaha.

My instincts just tell me not to trust anything that sits down when it takes a piss. Period. I don't trust that ladies.

Dearest Punky pls don't make me fall off my seat with laughter

Vacuum cleaner? God that's simply hilarious how do they manage on a vacuum cleaner?

I can bet you stayed away from anything that looked like a loaf of bread then, tell the truth, right? Hahahaha...

The teaspoon was their means of transportation? Interesting. If you've seen this movie Harry Potter series 1-7 then you'll know that some of these things might be true. In the movie they have what they call "Portkey", this could be anything whatsoever, from a trash can to a dirty worn out old hat, just anything, which they use for their transportation.

And for those that have attained some level of exploit in witchcraft they can become "an Animago". They can change into animals.

From our national dailies here, we've seen several times of some very old women early in the morning with bruises all over their bodies. A particular one said she crash landed while flying when asked what happened to her.

Come on dear, you can't just generalize that all ladies are bad. Hope you also know there are some men that bend down to pee that means you don't trust them too, right?

Candyrain:


Dearest Punky pls don't make me fall off my seat with laughter

Vacuum cleaner? God that's simply hilarious how do they manage on a vacuum cleaner?

I can bet you stayed away from anything that looked like a loaf of bread then, tell the truth, right? Hahahaha...

The teaspoon was their means of transportation? Interesting. If you've seen this movie Harry Potter series 1-7 then you'll know that some of these things might be true. In the movie they have what they call "Portkey", this could be anything whatsoever, from a trash can to a dirty worn out old hat, just anything, which they use for their transportation.

And for those that have attained some level of exploit in witchcraft they can become "an Animago". They can change into animals.

From our national dailies here, we've seen several times of some very old women early in the morning with bruises all over their bodies. A particular one said she crash landed while flying when asked what happened to her.

Come on dear, you can't just generalize that all ladies are bad. Hope you also know there are some men that bend down to pee that means you don't trust them too, right?

I love Harry Potter movies & yes I believe there's a grain of truth in some of it. The author probably did her research on beliefs around the world before penning the book series, I believe. lol @ the old lady that crash landed. These people After that the authorities will protect them & claim dementia. The teaspoon one was caught inside some property with a fence & security. Tell me, how she just wandered into a secured area? How is it possible she climbed up the fence on her own? It makes no sense so people were baying for her blood, believing the teaspoon story over dementia because dementia doesn't give old people strength to fly over fences now.

lol, I have severe trust issues. That's all.

PunkyVeer:


I love Harry Potter movies & yes I believe there's a grain of truth in some of it. The author probably did her research on beliefs around the world before penning the book series, I believe. lol @ the old lady that crash landed. These people After that the authorities will protect them & claim dementia. The teaspoon one was caught inside some property with a fence & security. Tell me, how she just wandered into a secured area? How is it possible she climbed up the fence on her own? It makes no sense so people were baying for her blood, believing the teaspoon story over dementia because dementia doesn't give old people strength to fly over fences now.

lol, I have severe trust issues. That's all.

What else do you expect the authorities to do? The govt system naturally don't want to dabble into anything spiritual. So they have to give a name to the cause of the abnormal situation which they term dementia.

She "abracadabra" herself into the secured facility . So what happened to her at the end of the day?

Not as curvy as moi..... I am the definition of curvy and sexy

Candyrain:


What else do you expect the authorities to do? The govt system naturally don't want to dabble into anything spiritual. So they have to give a name to the cause of the abnormal situation which they term dementia.

She "abracadabra" herself into the secured facility . So what happened to her at the end of the day?

Abracadabra indeed. I don't know what became of her. Last I heard was she was put in a "place of safety". Undisclosed shelter/location. People go batshyt over this kind of stuff. They wanna BBQ the so called witches on the spot. It makes you wonder though. How many were innocent of their alleged crimes & how many were truly guilty, Guess, we'll never know hey.

No one here can be tagged as curvy lady.I wonder how op can tag his post curvy babes.

PunkyVeer:


Abracadabra indeed. I don't know what became of her. Last I heard was she was put in a "place of safety". Undisclosed shelter/location. People go batshyt over this kind of stuff. They wanna BBQ the so called witches on the spot. It makes you wonder though. How many were innocent of their alleged crimes & how many were truly guilty, Guess, we'll never know hey.

BBQ her? Hahahahaha... That's jungle justice you know.

Yea you're right we never can tell. Enough of witch talk.

What have you been up to since morning?

andyanders:
No one here can be tagged as curvy lady.I wonder how op can tag his post curvy babes.

I'll give it to Cherlene from the list. She got it.

Candyrain:


BBQ her? Hahahahaha... That's jungle justice you know.

Yea you're right we never can tell. Enough of witch talk.

What have you been up to since morning?

Ooh, I like your style. You change gears before the yawn I'm into astrology, so what's your sign?

I'm in bed. Sundays I sleep in lol

PunkyVeer:


Ooh, I like your style. You change gears before the yawn I'm into astrology, so what's your sign?

I'm in bed. Sundays I sleep in lol

I'm a fast learner, learnt it from you.

I once was into it but I had to drop it. It was almost consuming me.
I'm Scorpio the Scorpion

What are you still doing in bed when we have a date today?