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10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 6:27pm On Aug 08, 2015
This write-up focuses on the ways some young guys display their frustration when their effort and attempt to find true love proved fruitless. The frustration of being rejected often make them say or do some things to console themselves cheesy

The fact that you could admit to see a part of yourself doing one of these things even till now does not give you the audacity to throw punches at me because I know that some of us might still find ourselves doing one of these things, while some might have outgrown these acts.

This write-up is not something you take so serious

I don't like wasting people's time. Let's get to business cool

10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends


1. They Become So Stingy

My research and findings have shown that guys show their frustration by becoming overly stingy even more than Bode George that refused to drop a Kobo from the billions of Naira he embezzled. They often say they would rather throw their money in the toilet or river than spend it on ladies cheesy


2. They Tell Their Friends That Going Into Relationships Is The Last Thing On Their Minds

When guys have tried to woo various species of ladies and all attempt to find true love proved unsuccessful, this can be so frustrating. When such guys are in the midst of friends and are asked if they have girlfriends, they will reply saying that they chose to remain single and are not just ready to go into relationship, when in fact, reverse is the case. cheesy


3. Soap And Vaseline Becomes Their Friend

I don't want to further elucidate before some people go start to dey throw chairs at me cheesy


4. They Say Relationship Is Bullshit

Guys who often utter this statement definitely have a heart touching story (of how they were dumped) to tell. When ladies mess them up, they will always console themselves by dissuading other people from going into relationships, and will give reasons to back it up. Hehehe cheesy

5. They Tag All Ladies Gold Diggers

Personally, I believe that there are still ladies out there who still go into relationships not for their own selfish interest. Guys who have once fallen into the magazone will always tag all ladies gold diggers cheesy

6. They Mouth-Thrash The Lady That Refused To Date Them

The way some ladies turn down guys can even make them commit suicide.
Since these guys cannot commit murder, they resort to console themselves by mouth-thrashing the lady that bashed them especially when they are in the midst of their friends and lady in question passes by. You will hear something like, Imagine, make dis girl dey use me do shakara. The girl no even fine at all. As in, I really downgrade yourself ooooo. They refer to the girl as being rude, proud and pompous. This is a statement they utter to console themselves

7. They Do Things That Will Make Her Jealous

Once they notice the lady that turned them down bumps into them with a very pretty lady whom they have no romantic relationship with. They will start acting like they are actually dating the girl. They will hold her hands unnecessarily, touch her romantically and may even hug her. This is to make her jealous

8. They Update Status On BBM And Whatsapp Praising & Hyping Themselves

When the lady that turned them down is in their BBM or whatsapp list, they console themselves by uploading pictures of beautiful ladies they barely know or they will update status hying themselves. You will see something like, she who loses me has lost diamonds cheesy

9. They Flare Up When People Say The Good Sides Of Ladies

They will always have a contrary opinion when other people say good things about ladies.

10. Free feel to add the last one

Have fun cool

Written by: Tosyne2much


Source: www..ng/2015/08/08/10-ways-guys-console-themselves-when-they-are-tired-of-searching-for-girlfriends/

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Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by wristbangle: 6:27pm On Aug 08, 2015
10. They Resort Into Drinking

Some guys often say orijin, harp, vodka and other alcoholic drink is a way to console themselves when they are rejected by a lady who they have been chasing for the beginning of the earth. So in order to while away thinking of amaka, they hit bar, drinking to stupor.

11. They get very busy with stressful career

Guys who have been rejected by ladies console themselves by forming busy to avert their thoughts from ladies. This is when they pick up jobs that will get them tired. No wonder I saw kingtom and kinglekan working as cement lifters after been rejected by ladyboss1, sassybae, mhizdeedy and mhizkel.

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Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Nobody: 6:27pm On Aug 08, 2015
Nice one.

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Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by vizkiz: 6:28pm On Aug 08, 2015
*they will start updating usless threads telling you to date foreign girls grin

*They break other girl's heart just for revenge(this is very bad though)

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I wanna make a shoutout to all my fellow single niggas in the house, guys we are almost there. let us just keep focused on making more money to care for that special and qualified girl coming towards our direction, that special girl that will make us happy for the rest of our life!...

forget all those lonely nights, sad

all those cold nights, sad

all those extra times we spend in the toilet, embarassed

All those time we get duped just because we
are trying to take in a new girlfriend cry

All those time we see our pals playing with their chicks and we start feeling jealous/sad cry

victory is almost near fellas, that special girl is around the cornern guys, I can smell it !!! angry

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Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by valmunich(m): 6:29pm On Aug 08, 2015
I'm coming...
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by phlio(m): 6:29pm On Aug 08, 2015
I wan baf I deh come
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Captainswag225(m): 6:30pm On Aug 08, 2015
lol@soap and vaseline becomes their friend. Its so on point o.p.
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by rawpadgin(m): 6:30pm On Aug 08, 2015
Talkin from experience

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Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Aitee1: 6:30pm On Aug 08, 2015
I guess it the guys turn, una nor dey tire for list

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Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Bacteriocin(m): 6:32pm On Aug 08, 2015
people sabi console no be today: that's when you will hear talk like, even rich people self dey look for the kind health wey you get and you poor, you no dey happy say you dey healthy. Infact some peole supposed get the title "Csl" for there name
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by bebene: 6:32pm On Aug 08, 2015
some unintentionally become players
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by hahn(m): 6:33pm On Aug 08, 2015
tosyne2much:
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Source: www..ng/2015/08/08/10-ways-guys-console-themselves-when-they-are-tired-of-searching-for-girlfriends/

They create a thread on nairaland to list the things they do tongue

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Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Cutesexy1(f): 6:33pm On Aug 08, 2015
Hehe
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Slimzjoe(m): 6:34pm On Aug 08, 2015
They Turn to Serial wankers tongue
some Turn to Confused Christians and Go From Hostel to Hostel Preaching and Discouraging Peeps in Relationships that it is a Sin grin

To all Single Niggaz in the Building, Keep Enduring! Turn a Blind eye to that Your Buddy that Has Lotta Shawdies around him. Hustle Hard make Your Pepper Still Red so you can start and Keep a Relationship

Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by falconey(m): 6:34pm On Aug 08, 2015
tosyne2much you don sell your site? You don turn admin for naijaloaded?

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Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Nobody: 6:34pm On Aug 08, 2015
cheesy lmao #faints

You re so correct! So many Vaseline crew these days including u op tongue

Wristbangle, kinglekan is still carrying cement ooh, God knows how sassybae do cope wen he comes back to grunt on her head grin
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by falconey(m): 6:35pm On Aug 08, 2015
Niklausa:
vizkiz:

men of God
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by czarr(m): 6:40pm On Aug 08, 2015
I find that I hardly get mad at ladies cheesy
They hardly annoy me,they are just cute and sometimes silly....
I associate this with my experience as a child,
When my junior sis f-up and I wan mayweather am,
Popsi go say make I calm down say na girl she be!! grin

Pops I say make I no take them seriously.
So I ain't among the group of guys girls can fvck with,they can only fvck with you when you take everything wey de commot from their emotional,unstable mouth personally

THEY ARE JUST GIRLS!!! grin

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Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Nobody: 6:40pm On Aug 08, 2015
lipsrsealed
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by dubylhover(m): 6:40pm On Aug 08, 2015
smiley they find the nearest brothel to relieve small stress and get sex with no string attached

d most honest kinda relationship..she wants ur money,you want her body..no drama
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Gurgle(f): 6:42pm On Aug 08, 2015
Number 6 is so so annoying, why do they do that
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Cutehector(m): 6:43pm On Aug 08, 2015
Abeg jor
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Godfullsam(m): 6:43pm On Aug 08, 2015
Waiting for a counter thread cool. Ten things ladies do to console themselves when they can not fine mr right undecided
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Nobody: 6:45pm On Aug 08, 2015
Nice thread!Tosyne&wristbangle tho una weldone cheesy **cat&rat.
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Nobody: 6:45pm On Aug 08, 2015
tosyne2much is 50% correct on this one.
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Nobody: 6:47pm On Aug 08, 2015
K
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Jennydoris(f): 6:47pm On Aug 08, 2015
Some turn to prayer warriors overnight,


And some tends to be overprotective of their sisters from other men/guys..
Na this one dey vex me pass.
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Gurgle(f): 6:47pm On Aug 08, 2015
czarr:
I find that I hardly get mad at ladies cheesy
They hardly annoy me,they are just cute and sometimes silly....
I associate this with my experience as a child,
When my junior sis f-up and I wan mayweather am,
Popsi go say make I calm down say na girl she be!! grin

Pops I say make I no take them seriously.
So I ain't among the group of guys girls can fvck with,they can only fvck with you when you take everything wey de commot from their emotional,unstable mouth personally

THEY ARE JUST GIRLS!!! grin

Lol, that's exactly what my dad says to my brother

"ah why are you fighting with woman" hahaha grin
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 6:48pm On Aug 08, 2015
hahn:


They create a thread on nairaland to list the things they do tongue
Bwhahahaha roflwkmd cheesy



Baba I don outgrow these things oooo cheesy
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by Captainswag225(m): 6:49pm On Aug 08, 2015
prettythicksme:
Nice thread!Tosyne&wristbangle tho una weldone cheesy **cat&rat.
see am
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by kradleber: 6:49pm On Aug 08, 2015
guys channel your energy to making a lot of money & your true love would find you.

trust me
Re: 10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends by vizkiz: 6:49pm On Aug 08, 2015
falconey:


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[color=#000099]bless you brother! grin

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