Hmmmmmmmm!!!!!
Na by force to open thread?
Dear NAIRALANDERS!!!! WHY DO MOST OF YOU FAKE STORIES IN THE FAMILY SECTON?
I am sure "The Romance/Sexuality" sections are full of "fagburus" too but I don't have business in those sections!

There is are MANY reasons to be part of NL.
I have been on NL since 2007!!! Amen!!!!
One main reason is never to forget the GOOD, the BAD and UGLY of my NIGERIAN heritage.

Some come to socialize, some come for help.
Some come to destroy, some come to assist.
Some come to entertain, some come to learn.
Some come to grow, some come to spread ignorance.

Well! Being a permanent, SPIRITUAL resident of NL, I have contributed my own share of fabrications I nor go lie o . . . . We all do!
To make ourselves feel better or WORSE!
All na entertainment abi?
But what I can never do is impersonate someone else.
Especially using a false DP on my profile page to misrepresent my online image!


On NL, we have gone from scammer to scammer stories!

The most interesting was the PLATIMMNK-INSPRED saga!
After the noise made by the INSPIRED ID, as a victim of a scam, HE TOO BECAME ACCUSED OF SCAMMING A CUSTOMER!


I don't associate much with Nigerians offline, since we have very little in common. Amen.
NL affords me the opportunistic avenue to study Nigerians from "long-range"! Amen.
That way, I NEVER FALL PREY TO "NIGERIAN" SOCIO-ECONOMIC, CON-ARTISTS ON OR OFFLINE.

Try your luck!

And God will bless ur efforts and kindness....!!!

Op you leave us the listeners hanging,what exactly are you trying to pass across??



Impersonatingwho are the impersonators and the impersoners?

https://www.nairaland.com/2611033/thread-close/3#38202756

Na this thread dey fear me o!!!!

An ID on NL which I suspect has a FAKE DP too, opened a thread to pose with an INNOCENT MINOR HE CLAIMED TO BE HIS CHILD!
We asked him for further proof and he decided to "close" the thread.

Which wan consine me?

Too many threads like these in this family section!

This thread is dedicated to FAKE TORIES!!!!
Moderators! Na so una wan build NL?
Based on 419 tories wey full front page?

Please, if you must tell lies, cheat, steal or KILL . . . . Don't get CAUGHT!!!!

If I see any OJORO thread for dis family section, I go EXPOSE AM HERE!
Unless you can BACK UP YOUR FACTS!
Amen!!!!

*back to patrol mode*

KanwuliaJara:
Hmmmmmmmm!!!!!
Na by force to open thread?
Dear NAIRALANDERS!!!! WHY DO MOST OF YOU FAKE STORIES IN THE FAMILY SECTON?
I am sure "The Romance/Sexuality" sections are full of "fagburus" too but I don't have business in those sections!

There is are MANY reasons to be part of NL.
I have been on NL since 2007!!! Amen!!!!
One main reason is never to forget the GOOD, the BAD and UGLY of my NIGERIAN heritage.

Some come to socialize, some come for help.
Some come to destroy, some come to assist.
Some come to entertain, some come to learn.
Some come to grow, some come to spread ignorance.

Well! Being a permanent, SPIRITUAL resident of NL, I have contributed my own share of fabrications I nor go lie o . . . . We all do!
To make ourselves feel better or WORSE!
All na entertainment abi?
But what I can never do is impersonate someone else.


On NL, we have gone from scammer to scammer stories!

The most interesting was the PLATIMMNK-INSPRED saga!
After the noise made by the INSPIRED ID, as a victim of a scam, HE TOO BECAME ACCUSED OF SCAMMING A CUSTOMER!


I don't associate much with Nigerians offline, since we have very little in common. Amen.
NL affords me the opportunistic avenue to study Nigerians from "long-range"! Amen.

Really, you don't?

So just out of curiosity, these 'hypothetical' four men in this subsequent post of yours are NOT Nigerians?
Americans perhaps, no?

KanwuliaJara:
Unfortunate!
A female raised by a man often loses her femininity. See as I dey phock "erand" like my papa?

I dey even STAND ON TOP LATRINE to "piss" like man sef!

Don't blame us for behaving like "men" o!
Emotional tinz nor day awa vocabulary o!
Marry at your own risk!

Why una tink say I dey HARDCORE?
I fit phock 4 men for one week kpa-kpa, wear paheint waka dey go forget say na toto I get.

I dey behave like man! Simple.
No apologies!
I don't suffer all those emotional hangover thrasssssh wey most women dey go through o!

Heart, you nor go fit break!
Nyansh kpa-kpa? Try ya luck!!!!

What about the other man whom you couldn't shut up about, the one whose briefs you posted as well as yours from a hotel room?
He's not Nigerian?

Clearly, you associate well with Nigerians offline...either this, or your idea of being funny is really sick and disturbing.
If no one else is going to tell you probably because they feel you can word-beat them into oblivion, I'm going to be the exception... You are not funny, not in the least bit - I personally think you suffer from a very very special kind of psychological disorder which your white overlords haven't even found a name for yet.

And as for this topic you just created, totally unnecessary, irrelevant...and needless to say, still not funny.
That someone posted a pic of himself and a girl he claims to be his daughter is really not your business.
That he follows 1million female monikers on NL is even less your business - nobody cares, and you shouldn't either if you were any bit sane...but alas, we all know different.

You can go play with something else now to relieve your eternal boredom, we get the point.

crackhaus:


Really, you don't?

So just out of curiosity, these 'hypothetical' four men in this subsequent post of yours are NOT Nigerians?
Americans perhaps, no?


What about the other man whom you couldn't shut up about, the one whose briefs you posted as well as yours in a hotel room?
He's not Nigerian?

Clearly, you associate well with Nigerians offline...either that, or your idea of being funny is really sick and disturbing.
If no one else is going to tell you probably because they feel you can word-beat them into oblivion, I'm going to be the exception... You are not funny, not in the least bit - I think you suffer from a very very special kind of psychological disorder which your white overlords haven't even found a name for yet.

And as for this topic you created, totally unnecessary and irrelevant...and needless to say, still not funny.
That someone posted a pic of himself and a girl he claims to be his daughter is really not your business.
That he follows 1million female monikers on NL is even less your business.
Nobody cares, and you shouldn't either if you were any bit sane...but alas, we all know different.

You can go play with something else now to relieve your eternal boredom, we get the point.

Erm. . . .

The brief was real AND THE MAN ISSSSS REAL!
This is not the first time I HAVE posted my rendezvous with THE SAME DUDE!
However, i will never violate his privacy on or off NL!
Enjoy the suspense!


I stated I "fit" PHOCK 4 MEN, not that I HAVE PHOCKED 4 men in one day!
Big difference!

I know you and your gang of chauvinistic area sons are waiting to dissect me and my posts on NL.
Please, try harder!

Thanks for the insults.

SHALOM!

Next please!

KanwuliaJara:




Erm. . . .

The brief was real AND THE MAN ISSSSS REAL!
This is not the first or last time I will post my rendezvous with him.
However, i will never violate his privacy on or off NL!
Enjoy the suspense!


I stated I "fit" PHOCK 4 MEN, not that I HAVE PHOCKED 4 men in one day!
Big difference!

I don't care

crackhaus:

I don't care

Then why are you here?
Am I the subject-matter of this thread?

Have a blessed week coming up sweerie!

The dude even has MANY NAMES O!
Including a female one!

Khadijat ke?

KanwuliaJara:

[s]I know you and your gang of chauvinistic area sons are waiting to dissect me and my posts on NL.
Please, try harder!

Thanks for the insults.

SHALOM!

Next please![/s]

See who is talking about being insulted, Lmao.. Now this is actually funny.

Am I the one who glorifies her sexcapades on NL?
Am I the one who posts less than ideal pictures of herself on NL?

I must be dreaming!

Woman, nobody here can insult you as much as you insult yourself...and that's saying something.

Have a blessed week too.

As I was saying!

Some die on and off NL with unproductivity!
E badu belle and e jolosi nko?
Some are sooooooo dry, they can't stand the EGGGGGSTREMELY JUICY poosieNALITIES of others that keep making NL innaresting.
Dem don bully and drive efrybarry comot o. Still no peace for the "WICKED"! Hallelujah!!!!


If you find any "suspicious" thread, please bring it to your one and only "DETETIF" on NL, so I can h-analyze it!
Like I stated h-allia, some "boys" can't stand it when you can prove it is A WOMAN'S world too!
Especially, when you can back up your COLORFUL and interesting lifestyle with proof!
Who sen dem mama and papa to born with generational CURSES of material and spiritual poverty?

We can't all come from the SHARIA NORTH, EAST OR WEST OF NIGERIA abi?

Edo babes nor dey carry last for ITALY abi?

If you dun like my lifestyle, open your usual thread and do yaaaaaa thaaaaaaaang!
Watch me "deactivET" with shame"!

Kissing my hubby and SUGARDADDY goodnight jor!

*@ ^^^^ Abeg CHOP KONKRAY *

Sweet memories from my after-cruise RUNZZZZZ with ma sugar-PAWPAW!!!

orisirisi


kanwuliajara you must learn to understand that some people are not worth dignifying with explanations and responses. If you realise some people's brain are not worth more than that of a cockroach where all you have to do is take a slippers and smash it, then it's gone. Entertaining it with a response is dignifying it

Confused state

SAMBARRY:



orisirisi


kanwuliajara you must learn to understand that some people are not worth dignifying with explanations and responses. If you realise some people's brain are not worth more than that of a cockroach where all you have to do is take a slippers and smash it, then it's gone. Entertaining it with a response is dignifying it

Haba!
Na kweshun "dem" h-ass me o.
You don wan me to prove my SUGAR DADDY'S PANT IS NOT FAKE?
NL will not be interesting without some level of polarization ke!
I don't do rofo-rofo threads anymore, since the undesirable elements on NL have gradually extinguished themselves VOLUNTARILY!
You want me to run away from my own thread?
Abeg! Good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. . . . .wherever you may be!

If I am wrong, let people point out how and why POLITELY. Simple!!!!!
No need for unnecessary JUVVY insults abi?
The era of "clandestine", gang-bully tactics are so over!

APC AND CHANGE DON COME O!!!!


MUchechecheche

*vacation is over, work starts today AND HATING IT *


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMPi6c7HXo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaDY1Icgt3c


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnMZxrIG2S8

This lady sef?

You're accusing someone for something you can't substantiate.

Yet you post pictures of your sexcapades here and feel you can't violate your 'customers' privacy? Yet you claim to be married with kids and openly admit to your 'runs'?

Coming here to give advice and form 'detective' to us?

You must be lying to yourself dear.

There's no difference between your alleged scammer and yourself. Same trade but different product.

kaboninc:
This lady sef?

You're accusing someone for something you can't substantiate.

Yet you post pictures of your sexcapades here and feel you can't violate your 'customers' privacy? Yet you claim to be married with kids and openly admit to your 'runs'?

Coming here to give advice and form 'detective' to us?

You must be lying to yourself dear.

There's no difference between your alleged scammer and yourself. Same trade but different product.

Fine!

Then start your own thread or go and report to my CUSTOMERS OR HUSBAND I CLAIM TO HAVE!
Next please!
Na so dem take kill their Jesus Christ o!

*celestial STALKER, E-BIZZZYBOBY/TU-FACE, e badu belle and e jolosi POLYMONIKERING-HATER, NL-ID reporting for duty, since NOAH'S ARK WAS BUILT. oya kontinu!*

*interlude*

Songs of the day!!!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycOPGarZ9nM




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27JgbQUEBE

KanwuliaJara:


Fine!

Then start your own thread or go and report to my CUSTOMERS!
Next please!



*celestial TU-FACE, e badu belle and e jolosi POLYMONIKERING-HATER, NL-ID reporting for duty, since NOAH'S ARK WAS BUILT. oya kontinu*

You cringe when someone tells you the truth.

They advertise their business and you advertise yours. So why claim theirs is a scam?

I don't know why you keep thinking I have multiple monikers...continue telling yourself that.

Go see a shrink dear....

I have been VINDICATED O!

The thread has been officially CLOSED with a bonafide NL SEAL!
APC!!!!!! CHANGE IS HERE!!!!
If na GEJ regime, I for done rAYceive ban from that stinking spambot and im CHRISLAMIC-SHARIA harlots all ova NL!

When you fight kwaRUPshin, kwaRUPshin will swally fight back!!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barWV7RWkq0

KanwuliaJara:


Fine!

T[b]hen start your own thread or go and report to my CUSTOMERS OR HUSBAND I CLAIM TO HAVE! [/b]
Next please!
Na so dem take kill their Jesus Christ o!

*celestial STALKER, E-BIZZZYBOBY/TU-FACE, e badu belle and e jolosi POLYMONIKERING-HATER, NL-ID reporting for duty, since NOAH'S ARK WAS BUILT. oya kontinu!*

Baddest

This song just dey play for my radio dey h-enter my "BREEEEHN"!
Next NL SCAMMER TO BE BUSTED jor!
Any surprise THEY ARE USUALLY MALES on and off NL?

NL MEN!!!! Make una go FIND work!!!!
Even if na to sell BLOKOS FOR "BEH-JOM"!!!!
We don taya to dey cassssssssssh una!!!!!!'




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkMVscR5YOo

LMAO @ how that thread went down. The OP no get mind at all.

Rule 11 of NLD : If you must lie, package it well, sell it boldly and stand gidigban by it. No shaking.

The child in the pictures resembled the kids kanwulia used to post pictures of here.

about the same age too, by now.

I guess that accounts for the reaction.

doppelganger things ( I presume), lord have mercy.

Just my opinion.

KanwuliaJara:
If I see any OJORO thread for dis family section, I go EXPOSE AM HERE!
Unless you can BACK UP YOUR FACTS!
Amen!!!!

*back to patrol mode*

Thumbs up jare. dt guy is a scammer keep it up Amen!!!

MizMyColi:
Something about that poster put me off.

What kind of responsible father opens an account with "handsome"?
From the handle, it was clear what he wanted.

How sure are we he's not a paedophile to begin with?
I hope no one's child is missing or has any abnormalty in th private region.

I have a deep phobia for men who advertise their "handsomeness"

1000 likes

Raw & funny, dat is wot i like her for.

I think Op Handsome something should not have added the little girl pix. Just do your thing online and leave little ones out. They have a whole life time ahead of them. If you are angry with you spouse for leaving you, leave the kids out of it.
I saw the thread and good thing it was taken down.
Protect your little ones all the time. Leave them out of adult drama.