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If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by Nobody: 6:43pm On Oct 09, 2015
*When youpost on Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss like ur post. "No just go work tomorrow

*When soldier punish ufinish come release u make u dey go, u come climbur bike come shout " officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come gree start again.. Chi! Guy make you faint before he reach where you dey, because na lighting go fire you.

*When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out that your wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar oh because you go wash plate tire

*When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping... # Lol. Na automatic ticket to grave.

*When the person interviewing you in your new job is the same guyyou insulted in traffic. "Bro, u go apologise tire.!"

*When Mosquito lands on your father's Baldhead and u try to kill it with your bare hand. "You must provide theproof ohh, or else..

*When "Usain Bolt" chases u with a Cutlass... O boy,just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish..

Which is the funniest?

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Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by hrhobi1(m): 6:45pm On Oct 09, 2015
Were nie

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Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by QTEST007(m): 6:45pm On Oct 09, 2015
"Yawns"
shocked
Wey d jokes na?
Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by Nobody: 7:12pm On Oct 09, 2015
hrhobi1:
Were nie
I LIKE DIS GUY NO MIND OP JST TOO MUCH EXERGERATION
Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by EdCure: 9:52pm On Oct 09, 2015
grin
But U no list them nau

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Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by tomiobj(m): 8:46am On Oct 10, 2015
elego1:
*When youpost on Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss like ur post. "No just go work tomorrow

*When soldier punish ufinish come release u make u dey go, u come climbur bike come shout " officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come gree start again.. Chi! Guy make you faint before he reach where you dey, because na lighting go fire you.

*When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out that your wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar oh because you go wash plate tire

*When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping... # Lol. Na automatic ticket to grave.

*When the person interviewing you in your new job is the same guyyou insulted in traffic. "Bro, u go apologise tire.!"

*When Mosquito lands on your father's Baldhead and u try to kill it with your bare hand. "You must provide theproof ohh, or else..

*When "Usain Bolt" chases u with a Cutlass... O boy,just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish..

Which is the funniest?
I just forgot how to laugh undecided undecided. U dry pass harmattan season

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Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by ElementG(m): 12:21pm On Oct 10, 2015
lol poster u try jare.. got me laughing cheesy cheesy.. if u aint laughing doesnt mean d poster is dry.. lets just say ur sense of humor aint juiced enuf undecided undecided which one u post sef undecided undecided

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Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by simplyjolly: 1:52pm On Oct 11, 2015
Omoo!
No 2 is a rib cracker
Lol !
Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by Solomonodimegwu(m): 11:12am On Oct 12, 2015
Op dnt mind them, he baldhead joke almost made me 'lmao'
Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by jbblues24(m): 7:33pm On May 31, 2019
If you really wanted to do that, then why wouldn't you do that? Instead you do this. It makes no sense. angry

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