Women lie, men lie, everybody lies. But when it comes to getting laid, men could tell alot of lies just so they could have some with you. Before sex, is probably the men that lie the most.
Here are some of them;

1. Let me put the tip in: desperate moments require desperate measures and this one of such desperate lies men tell.

2. Let's take off our tops...its hot. We wont do anything: thanks to the recent hot weather and fuel scarcity we are experiencing, this beautiful lie comes handy.

3. Wanna go watch TV in my room

4. You're beautiful and it will be an honour to sleep with you: women love to feel good about themselves and men know this. Even when she looks like an ogre they still say this line.

5.Its cold here, lets get under the covers. Let's just cuddle... thats all. 15mins later, you'll be the one begging for sex.

6.Baby, i'm going to breakup with my wife/girlfriend soon. She not the one for me...you're the one for me.

7. No one will know: this lie is common when you're in a relationship and scared your man will find out. He tells you no one will know to make you feel comfortable with cheating. We all know 90% of men will still go on to tell the whole neighborhood.

8. His errection: truly, an errection left unrelieved can hurt but not so hard that he needs to have sex...unless he has used performance enhancers.


Add yours. TGIF!!!!

Nothing to add, Sorry layla129. You actually fell for all those cheap lies

Are those lies from a single guy or one guy to one lie

#plz come let's drink, chill and watch some movies I juz downloaded...

Like netfix and chill

9.Let's watch red film,those nollywood films are boring


10.I hate sex,only you let makes me like it


11.Did you wear the .... I bought for you ?? Let me check it


12. It had been a long time we did this thing o,let's continue today

13.Man: I suspect someone someone is digging my stuff

woman: No

Man : oya lemme check it!

14: Babe off that light,it's affecting my eyes

15.layla129 why your eyeball too big na

Chai, layla, if that is how they have been choping your kpekus, I wonder oh.

Ok, can I be your friend? @least make we go strolling, d weda is hot here, after strolling outside, we stroll inside

Eebrahym:
Nothing to add, Sorry layla129. You actually fell for all those cheap lies

Are those lies from a single guy or one guy to one lie

Lool, silly you. I didn't fall for any

Let us play truth or dare?? Then d work will do itself

layla129:


Lool, silly you. I didn't fall for any

Its a lie, If u didn't fall for any then it wasn't outrageous.






or are you feeling shy

Mediapace:
9.Let's watch red film,those nollywood films are boring

10.I hate sex,only you let me like you

11.Did you wear the .... I bought for you ?? Let me check it

Lmao, you won't believe i almost fell for 11 once. You're a playa to have known this

chigoizie7:
Chai, layla, if that is how they have been choping your kpekus, I wonder oh.

Ok, can I be your friend? @least make we go strolling, d weda is hot here, after strolling outside, we stroll inside

Will love to stroll too hunnae* puts pepper spray in handbad*. Can we leave now?

WiLdFLame:
Let us play truth or dare??
Then d work will do itself

Yes! I know this too...then the whole thing gets dirty

What does it mean to get laid?
To lie down to sleep?
#JustAsking

layla129:

Yes! I know this too...then the whole thing gets dirty

gets dirty as how? u mean everybody get hot,horney and wet right?

TheAgba:
What does it mean to get laid?

To lie down to sleep?

#JustAsking

Errm mediaspace your help is needed here please. Explain it to this gentleman

We create new lies every day

Yea i play for chelsea fc lolz

layla129:


Lmao, you won't believe i almost fell for 11 once. You're a playa to have known this

layla129:


Will love to stroll too hunnae* puts pepper spray in handbad*. Can we leave now?

Thats harsh bae, is your dad a retired policeman

WiLdFLame:

gets dirty as how? u mean everybody get hot,horney and wet right?

Lol, you know warrai mean

Eebrahym:


Thats harsh bae, is your dad a retired policeman

He's a vigilante and still in active service

layla129:


He's a vigilante and still in active service

Vigilantee He go get jaz o

Yea let me explain,it means to lay a girl down without doing something as a Holyman

layla129:


Errm mediaspace your help is needed here please. Explain it to this gentleman

layla129:


Will love to stroll too hunnae* puts pepper spray in handbad*. Can we leave now?

"Calls, some agbero friends to come snatch d handbag"


Sure, we can go now

Good to see y'all ain't killing yourselves on this one.

DesChyko:
Good to sfee y'all ain't killing yourselves on this one.

Lol, how?

chigoizie7:



"Calls, some agbero friends to come snatch d handbag"


Sure, we can go now

Mediapace:
Yea let me explain,it means to lay a girl down without doing anything as a Holyman

Explain to him not me

#Layla129 n #Medispace

In fact u both won't kill somebody wit laughter !

Jez here to read peoples comment

Tallesty1:
We create new lies every day

Imagine. So, which did you create today?

Mediapace:
Yea let me explain,it means to lay a girl down without doing anything as a Holyman

Wow...

Like you wanna exorcise her of a demon in a holy way as a holy man when she is lying down?

But that's the woman being laid, not the man. Are you sure you are a fan of Chelsea FC?

I hope you know not all men are that desperate. Even the ones that have sex.

pweetychyka:
#Layla129 n #Medispace

In fact u both won't kill somebody wit laughter !

Jez here to read peoples comment

Lol, shey you want to tell us you've not been lied to? Comment your own too

layla129:


Lol, how?

Sister, the male and female folks today have been after each other's throats in threads like this that exposes the ills of the other sex. The thread is serene in contrast.