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Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by donmayorgroup(m): 8:37pm On Apr 29, 2016
A blogger who asked women to share their most explicit sex stories on Twitter has left her male followers feeling a little paranoid.
Dami Olonisakin, from London - who blogs under the name Oloni - writes about sex and relationships, and on Tuesday night she asked women to submit their most toe-curling 'hoe stories'.
They came in thick and fast, and the blogger then shared them anonymously with her 16,000 followers.
Over the next few hours she was inundated with dozens of responses - from stories of cheating and two-timing to threesomes.

One woman revealed she had been sleeping with her boyfriend's brother for some time, while another admitted to sleeping with three men who were all friends.
'I was having sex with 2 guys who turned out to be cousins,' one confessed. 'Like they knew each other but I didn't know it was like THAAAAt.


'So the day I saw them today they were like hi, this is my cousin and I was like... There was nothing to explain they always knew everything.'
One admitted to sleeping with two men in less than 24 hours. 'I broke up with a guy I was with a few weeks before as he didn't see it going anywhere,' she explained.


One admitted to sleeping with two men in less than 24 hours.

'I broke up with a guy I was with a few weeks before as he didn't see it going anywhere,' she explained.

'She said that, following a night shift, she'd slept with a man she'd met online before having sex with another man who had texted her out of the blue. She called it her 'darkest moment,' adding: 'I don't think I'd ever do that again it's really not me!'
Oloni also shared the story of one woman who slept with a man she was 'trying to build a relationship with' one morning, before ending up in bed with her FWB (friend with benefits) the very same day.
'My FWB sex is just way better, I couldn't resist,' she explained.

And in one confession which Oloni shared, playfully labelling it 'crew love' one woman recalled sleeping with two men while 'completely forgetting they were friends.'
She ended up sleeping with their third friend and the trio ended up having a conversation about what they'd got up to with her between the sheets. 'So I've slept with the crew,' she said.
One woman confessed: 'I was in a relationship with a guy for 9 months but found out he cheated. I decided to forgive him amd during that time I got back in contact with an ex f*** body so I got my ex to drop me to his house without him knowing so I could get the D.'
Another woman shared what she called her 'greatest hoe achievement,' explaining that she managed to have three boyfriends on the go for a whole year.
'If I had crap sex with one I'd just call the other to come and take control,' she said. 'I had the time of my life playing these boys.'

However, while Oloni and her followers might have enjoyed the stories, the men of Twitter were left visibly shaken by her 'hoe thread'.
One wrote: 'These girls will give any man trust issues,' while Paa Kwasi tweeted: 'Some these confessions and stories and really chilly omg (sic).'
DjLammy commented: 'Lawd!!! @oloni's thread,' alongside a series of shocked faces. One Twitter user said: 'This thread proved that men invented cheating but women perfected the art.'
Even a female user wrote: 'Everything I've thought and said about men, I take back!! Women proved me wrong.'
The Maverick Nerd tweeted: 'This story is mad,' and commenting beneath a particularly explicit story, one man wrote: 'This girl is evil lmao.'


This is the killer of all cheat stories...the women killed it!
Check Out Screenshots of comments, tweets and retweets on www.michaeldoo..com
More hilarious are the ones from the guys. Lol. Find Them All On www.michaeldoo..com and even an external link!

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Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by x6blade(m): 9:02pm On Apr 29, 2016
That's because men will follow anything in skirt even a very ugly woman have guys in the "friend zone".These days
Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by nikkypearl(f): 9:04pm On Apr 29, 2016
u bleep 2men in 24hrs HOE K
Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by damiosy(m): 9:22pm On Apr 29, 2016
Chai what is the motive for this? Cuz its clearly not for money.....
Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by SuperSkata: 10:23pm On Apr 29, 2016
A woman can never be a player, only a giver of free obo grin
Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by MzzTega(f): 10:33pm On Apr 29, 2016
Okay. Congratulations to them, they've really done well. Guess they'll be expecting a faithful partner at the end.
Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by SuperSkata: 11:28pm On Apr 29, 2016
most of the time, women do this because they are in a sad place and looking for an escape. In the meantime boys go dey chop the obo for free.
Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by SuperSkata: 11:48pm On Apr 29, 2016
Just in case you guys think they are having fun, most "players" are actually suffering silently

"those who reported serious thoughts of suicide or more depressive symptoms as teens were more likely to engage in casual sex as young adults. In other words, poor mental state and casual sex do reinforce each other"

http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2014/06/16/one-night-stands-5-shocking-facts-about-the-science-of-hooking-up/

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Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by SuperSkata: 11:55pm On Apr 29, 2016
[size=15pt]research on casual sex found that despite women’s claims that they can have carefree sex unattached: 80 percent of men had overall positive feelings; meanwhile, only 54 percent of women had positive feelings.
Instead, they felt “regret at being used.” Women said, “I felt cheap,” “horrified afterward,” and “I felt degraded. Made myself look cheap and easy. Total regret.[/size]”
Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by Alezy(m): 12:10am On Apr 30, 2016
Mehn.....Na wa oooo father in heaven. All these ones na person go marry dem oh.

well, God is arranging my own sha.

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Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by Nobody: 12:15am On Apr 30, 2016
All these online survey sh!ts and NSFW, me I no dey believe them jarey!
These days wey ppl sabi how to cook story pass cooking pasta so?
Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by 4C2215131: 2:04am On Apr 30, 2016
Keep harping that this whole cheating thingy is not worth the energy expended on it as given time EVERYONE get's caught never minding how suave and artful you are in the art.
Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by Youngpo413: 6:14am On Apr 30, 2016
MzzTega:
Okay. Congratulations to them, they've really done well. Guess they'll be expecting a faithful partner at the end.
such ladies always ends up with the "most" faithful partners.
Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by Nobody: 7:00am On Apr 30, 2016
What's CHEATING...?
Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by skywalker240(m): 8:02am On Apr 30, 2016
from all what uve stated here, it seems all the ladies there are somehow proud of an ACHIVEMENT!.......

SMH....and so we keep telling ourselvs (guys) how folake and bisi scream and cry underneat the sheets when we taste the pot of soup,..

....
.and that poor silly hoe be thinking she is an achiver....


Ok
Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by skywalker240(m): 8:06am On Apr 30, 2016
donmayorgroup:
A blogger who asked women to share their most explicit sex stories on Twitter has left her male followers feeling a little paranoid.
Dami Olonisakin, from London - who blogs under the name Oloni - writes about sex and relationships, and on Tuesday night she asked women to submit their most toe-curling 'hoe stories'.
They came in thick and fast, and the blogger then shared them anonymously with her 16,000 followers.
Over the next few hours she was inundated with dozens of responses - from stories of cheating and two-timing to threesomes.

One woman revealed she had been sleeping with her boyfriend's brother for some time, while another admitted to sleeping with three men who were all friends.
'I was having sex with 2 guys who turned out to be cousins,' one confessed. 'Like they knew each other but I didn't know it was like THAAAAt.


'So the day I saw them today they were like hi, this is my cousin and I was like... There was nothing to explain they always knew everything.'
One admitted to sleeping with two men in less than 24 hours. 'I broke up with a guy I was with a few weeks before as he didn't see it going anywhere,' she explained.


One admitted to sleeping with two men in less than 24 hours.

'I broke up with a guy I was with a few weeks before as he didn't see it going anywhere,' she explained.

'She said that, following a night shift, she'd slept with a man she'd met online before having sex with another man who had texted her out of the blue. She called it her 'darkest moment,' adding: 'I don't think I'd ever do that again it's really not me!'
Oloni also shared the story of one woman who slept with a man she was 'trying to build a relationship with' one morning, before ending up in bed with her FWB (friend with benefits) the very same day.
'My FWB sex is just way better, I couldn't resist,' she explained.

And in one confession which Oloni shared, playfully labelling it 'crew love' one woman recalled sleeping with two men while 'completely forgetting they were friends.'
She ended up sleeping with their third friend and the trio ended up having a conversation about what they'd got up to with her between the sheets. 'So I've slept with the crew,' she said.
One woman confessed: 'I was in a relationship with a guy for 9 months but found out he cheated. I decided to forgive him amd during that time I got back in contact with an ex f*** body so I got my ex to drop me to his house without him knowing so I could get the D.'
Another woman shared what she called her 'greatest hoe achievement,' explaining that she managed to have three boyfriends on the go for a whole year.
'If I had crap sex with one I'd just call the other to come and take control,' she said. 'I had the time of my life playing these boys.'

However, while Oloni and her followers might have enjoyed the stories, the men of Twitter were left visibly shaken by her 'hoe thread'.
One wrote: 'These girls will give any man trust issues,' while Paa Kwasi tweeted: 'Some these confessions and stories and really chilly omg (sic).'
DjLammy commented: 'Lawd!!! @oloni's thread,' alongside a series of shocked faces. One Twitter user said: 'This thread proved that men invented cheating but women perfected the art.'
Even a female user wrote: 'Everything I've thought and said about men, I take back!! Women proved me wrong.'
The Maverick Nerd tweeted: 'This story is mad,' and commenting beneath a particularly explicit story, one man wrote: 'This girl is evil lmao.'


This is the killer of all cheat stories...the women killed it!
Check Out Screenshots of comments, tweets and retweets on www.michaeldoo..com
More hilarious are the ones from the guys. Lol. Find Them All On www.michaeldoo..com and even an external link!

And so goes the saying, one mans sarewagba is another mans queen...pipo go still marry this ones..
Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by MzzTega(f): 8:38am On Apr 30, 2016
Youngpo413:
such ladies always ends up with the "most" faithful partners.


Surprisingly.
Re: Men Invented Cheating, But Women Perfected The Art! Check Out The Stories by brainstorm214(m): 8:28pm On Oct 02, 2019
MzzTega:



Surprisingly.
And honestly, such couples are not something new. I've read a lot of confessions and stories about girls cheating behind her boyfriend's back, but accusing him all the time of cheating. Projection is a very common thing so you should look out for red flags like that. P.S. I'm not saying that only girls are cheating, honestly, bad people have no gender.

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