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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by TANTUMERGO007(m): 8:42am On May 04, 2016
omenka:
Aunty smellos don start again. If I call Wizzy for her now, na to run go dey cry for police commissioner office.


Bet Lai Mohammed sef. grin
undecided
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by demio007: 8:42am On May 04, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin TELEMUNDO govt. SO MUCH DRAMA!!!!!!
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by abiambo(m): 8:48am On May 04, 2016
chaie zombies still dey support, i pity u
darkenkach:
But he is saying the truth. Let's use the Chinese as a case study.
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Emekamex(m): 8:48am On May 04, 2016
Believe Lai Mohammed at your own peril.

Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by phanshark(m): 8:48am On May 04, 2016
rozayx5:
grin grin

Sahara reporters joins in mocking him
chinis promote china, us promote us ,goat promote goat, what do you expect? Masquerade will promote masquerade. Layi only promoting his kind with obj & others to promote themselves in the zoo..........lol
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Vongsama(m): 8:49am On May 04, 2016
darkenkach:
But he is saying the truth. Let's use the Chinese as a case study.

China where one masquerade provides job for a thousand youths per week right?
Gerarahere!
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by darkenkach(m): 8:52am On May 04, 2016
Vongsama:

China where one masquerade provides job for a thousand youths per week right? Gerarahere!
Bros get sense nah..
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by waice6571: 8:53am On May 04, 2016
By their fruit you shall know them.
Can you now see what they represent.....

Bunch of ingrates; Ojuju dress-up is an empowerment to the people that voted you in.

Egungun becareful na express you dey go.

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by GreatManBee: 8:54am On May 04, 2016
Ajibo111:
lmao


DIFFERENCE BTW AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST.

AMERICAN POST:

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him...But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do?

COMMENTS:

*James Silva : I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication.

*Sarah water : Oh my dear,sorry abt that.. Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.

*Michael paper : well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin..

NIGERIAN POST:

My name is Hannatu, i stay in Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! What should I do?

NIGERIAN COMMENTS:

*Dayo muyiwa : Fool, love na food?

*Nkiru joy : You are a disgrace to womanhood..shame on u.

*Idris kunle : Any news about ASUU strike?

*Toheeb sule : If u want to fall for me too, call my no: 0708312455

*Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii

*Richard oke : Abeg who get bb charger (pin mouth)

*Mallam Audu : Allah ya tsine miki! Anya ke yar Musulma ce kuwa? Allah ya kyauta

*Tony Big boy: Gaskiya u r so cute pls Add me

*Amaka Achebe: U r a prostitute, u need a deliverance!
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Vongsama(m): 8:57am On May 04, 2016
darkenkach:


Bros get sense nah..

Are u shitting me? Where's ur own sense that u could spew such rubbish? He's sayin d truth huh? Y don't u go n start dressing ur ancestor's masquerades n stop doin whatever it is u r doin now. Or may be dress Lai himself, he actually looks like a masquerade.

Na u need sense pass, unfortunately, its not in stores for sale.

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Ferdinandu(m): 8:57am On May 04, 2016
ITbomb:

People have already thought through the feasibility or possibility and found it to be laughable.
This is the mentality you develop instead ask yourself "Can I be a masquerade dresser?". It begins with you.

People are making money as makeup artist but a minister of the federation should never say that people should do that BECAUSE makeup artist, just like masquerade dressing, is a supplementary service already provided not an innovation
What do understand by innovation. Innovation is not only when you find a means to fly to the moon. If the potential of our masquerades is developed and harnessed as a great Tourism potential, it becomes an innovation. He is the Minister of Tourism and not Minister of Science and Technology for goodness sake.
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by KaptaynKush: 8:59am On May 04, 2016
How Much Eyo Masquerades Go Pay Make I Open Masquerade Dressing Company 4 Madridguy, Seun And Lalasticlala
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by ANTONINEUTRON(m): 9:04am On May 04, 2016
navyhector:
This is becoming serious.Youths are jobless and this is what our minister of information has to say.Am seriously disappointed in our youths.I cried when I was in maidugri for peacekeeping,seeing jobless youths being brainwashed to destroy their future.Think it is time for us to stand up and say enough is enough else history will tell our children and their children that their parents were worse than cowards.2019 is around the corner,I am not allowed to vote but I will encourage every young Nigerian to mark 2015 scam and everybody involved in it as enemies of democracy.GOD bless Nigeria.GOD bless the Nigerian Armed Forces
WHY CAN YOU NOT VOTE??
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by ANTONINEUTRON(m): 9:07am On May 04, 2016
Ferdinandu:
The kind of mentality Nigerians have will never move this country foward. Instead of seeing people thinking about how possible what he said is , they are all spewing trash just to be relevant.
Masquerades is inherent part of our culture.
It is so popular that During festive season in the East, No other events attracts crowds more than Masquerade festival. Every home that is usually filled with people during festive period is empty because everyone has gone to watch masquerades.
There is no way the potential of our tourism will be exhaustively tapped without masquerades.
It is all about how do we package it to the world.
Egypt has 12% of their workforce in Tourism
Tunisia has about 8%
Lai Muhammad is the Minister of Culture and Tourism and people are laughing because he was making suggestion on how to generate employment through Tourism.
Nigeria is just full of Ignorants
my broda it's not possible for masquerade to generate forex 4 naija!
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by amazon14: 9:08am On May 04, 2016
Ministry of masquerade come 2019 will be lei Mohammed
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Ferdinandu(m): 9:13am On May 04, 2016
ANTONINEUTRON:

my broda it's not possible for masquerade to generate forex 4 naija!
it is far more possible than you can Imagine. You need to start thinking out of the box
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by csamii: 9:14am On May 04, 2016
Ferdinandu:
The kind of mentality Nigerians have will never move this country foward. Instead of seeing people thinking about how possible what he said is , they are all spewing trash just to be relevant.
Masquerades is inherent part of our culture.
It is so popular that During festive season in the East, No other events attracts crowds more than Masquerade festival. Every home that is usually filled with people during festive period is empty because everyone has gone to watch masquerades.
There is no way the potential of our tourism will be exhaustively tapped without masquerades.
It is all about how do we package it to the world.
Egypt has 12% of their workforce in Tourism
Tunisia has about 8%
Lai Muhammad is the Minister of Culture and Tourism and people are laughing because he was making suggestion on how to generate employment through Tourism.
Nigeria is just full of Ignorants

You just gave ignorant a new meaning. That Egypt 12% on tourism include just masquerades eh? And country like Nigeria where people get to see masquerades at festive season precisely Christmas, I should wait until Christmas to dress masquerades even if it pays well? Your type makes that old man lie mohammad feel like his going a good job with his archaic ideas.
Now I know the perfect definition of Zombie thanks to you.

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Iwonttell(m): 9:16am On May 04, 2016
Apc and lai muhammed has ran out of lies.next is to lie with native doctor's and d gods grin
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by dikeigbo2(m): 9:18am On May 04, 2016
IVORY2009:


I have been saying it frm day 1, of this administration of Buhari that Mr Lai Mohammed is not fit to represent the country as minister for information, Mr Kayode Fayemi should have done better dat him, he Mr Lai, has nothing to offer as minister for information, he is better off as party spokes persons, where lies/Propaganda are been used to wine the people.





You said it the way it is,absolutely truth.
Masquerade Lie Muhammed represents yesteryears and not these present years.
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by ANTONINEUTRON(m): 9:19am On May 04, 2016
Ferdinandu:
it is far more possible than you can Imagine. You need to start thinking out of the box
List five countries that re better than Nigeria, whose main forex generator is TOURISM!!
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by macaranta(m): 9:20am On May 04, 2016
Smh....please what's the nigga smoking?
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by skymaxnig: 9:24am On May 04, 2016
darkenkach:
But he is saying the truth. Let's use the Chinese as a case study.
My God!!!!
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by dikeigbo2(m): 9:28am On May 04, 2016
omenka:
Aunty smellos don start again. If I call Wizzy for her now, na to run go dey cry for police commissioner office.


Bet Lai Mohammed sef. grin




You are happier now than before, imagine how busy and rich you will be,after clothing and repackaging all the thousands of masquerades in Benue and Kogi States and they can even send you to Brazil for Rio carnivals. Congregations dear.
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by tintingz(m): 9:28am On May 04, 2016
Ajibo111:
lmao


DIFFERENCE BTW AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST.

AMERICAN POST:

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him...But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do?

COMMENTS:

*James Silva : I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication.

*Sarah water : Oh my dear,sorry abt that.. Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.

*Michael paper : well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin..

NIGERIAN POST:

My name is Hannatu, i stay in Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! What should I do?

NIGERIAN COMMENTS:

*Dayo muyiwa : Fool, love na food?

*Nkiru joy : You are a disgrace to womanhood..shame on u.

*Idris kunle : Any news about ASUU strike?

*Toheeb sule : If u want to fall for me too, call my no: 0708312455

*Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii

*Richard oke : Abeg who get bb charger (pin mouth)

*Mallam Audu : Allah ya tsine miki! Anya ke yar Musulma ce kuwa? Allah ya kyauta

*Tony Big boy: Gaskiya u r so cute pls Add me

*Amaka Achebe: U r a prostitute, u need a deliverance!
Lol, so true... Can't stop laughing. grin
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by buoye1(m): 9:30am On May 04, 2016
I'm speechless
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by HirstMOG(m): 9:32am On May 04, 2016
darkenkach:
But he is saying the truth. Let's use the Chinese as a case study.


I guess you have applied already brainless?
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by dikeigbo2(m): 9:32am On May 04, 2016
raker300:
Those supporting liar should pls come and take the job. Bring 2999 of your kinsmen to join.

Even Sahara reporters are mocking their pay master's

Tell buhari and liar to bring their own children to UnCloth and dress masquerades..shey na only cbn work their pikin sabi do?

Dear Lord, why are you punishing us with these type of leaders? Whatever we did wrong, pls forgive us and take these set of nonentities away. Lemme hear shout a big "amen"



Amen!
Amen!!
Amen!!!

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by HirstMOG(m): 9:37am On May 04, 2016
Ferdinandu:
The kind of mentality Nigerians have will never move this country foward. Instead of seeing people thinking about how possible what he said is , they are all spewing trash just to be relevant.
Masquerades is inherent part of our culture.
It is so popular that During festive season in the East, No other events attracts crowds more than Masquerade festival. Every home that is usually filled with people during festive period is empty because everyone has gone to watch masquerades.
There is no way the potential of our tourism will be exhaustively tapped without masquerades.
It is all about how do we package it to the world.
Egypt has 12% of their workforce in Tourism
Tunisia has about 8%
Lai Muhammad is the Minister of Culture and Tourism and people are laughing because he was making suggestion on how to generate employment through Tourism.
Nigeria is just full of Ignorants


you are the best definition of zombie!!!
Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Ferdinandu(m): 9:38am On May 04, 2016
csamii:


You just gave ignorant a new meaning. That Egypt 12% on tourism include just masquerades eh? And country like Nigeria where people get to see masquerades at festive season precisely Christmas, I should wait until Christmas to dress masquerades even if it pays well? Your type makes that old man lie mohammad feel like his going a good job with his archaic ideas.
Now I know the perfect definition of Zombie thanks to you.
That is how single minded you are. That is why Lai Muhammed highlighted it. How do you package it so that it is no longer event of festive seasons but all year round. It is all about packaging it as a part of the Tourism potential not just a single unit. I'm sure you are in just one corner waiting for month to end for your Boss to pay you salary, that is why you don't want to think out of the box. After, you start complaining of wicked Boss who does not pay enough salary but you don't know what it took him to think out of the box, suffered and build a business. And now you will come from nowhere looking for fat salary. Think out of the box my friend

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by deking(m): 9:39am On May 04, 2016
Most Nigerians do not have a full of deep understanding of things they try to criticize in governance. All that one needs to do most times to understand what is being suggested is to ask few questions;

1. Who made the statement? Minister for Information, CULTURE AND TOURISM.
2. What was he trying to project? CULTURE and TOURISM has the potential to create employment.

Employment is not necessarily a white collar job. He has not said the job will be for everyone. Most Nigerians celebrate the Calabar festival as a feat but are failing to understand the subtle idea in what was being projected by the minister.

Let us learn to debate issues without resulting to abusing each other. This is the way to change our society.

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Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by OjujuCalabar(m): 9:40am On May 04, 2016
This man must be a comedian.

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