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lolz remembering how i was told that i slept like a dummy @ the bar and when taken home i faced a a room opposite my friends room trying to urinate...... since then i no try alcohol again sha

when I did my pre-sci at unizik mbaukwu, me and my guys went drinking at one invited occasion. hmmn, we all drank and got high, came back and decided to go play ball. u need to see football at its best . some couldn't chase d ball, others collapsed and dozed off... some vomited. when eyes cleared..... u know guys life. just laughed over it

I only drink teem..

Using morning fresh to fry eggs

Hmmm

Mine was after taking a few shots of vodka and weed. I just knocked and was playing piano with an extension box. Na when the thing shock me eye clear. Ever since then I stopped any form of drugs.

Slapped a soldier

my brother listen never move with people who dont drink with you cuz forgot you go always talk shiit when you drink alcohol.





Drink Responsibly.

Yet to do anything out of the ordinary when under the influence of alcohol. As a matter of fact, I tend to speak good English when I'm high.

numtums:
Mine was after taking a few shots of vodka and weed. I just knocked and was playing piano with an extension box. Na when the thing shock me eye clear. Ever since then I stopped any form of drugs.

Only drinking now bá

After my friend convinced me to drink small stout...when I got to the house I saw a shirt on the chair,so I decided to fold it like Oshuka and put it on my head...lol...my friend started laughing and I was there wondering "what's funny"

I pee for main compound like i am in the washroom then when i wake up i was shownn where i pee on

after POP NYSC had two don Simon, one star and some hot drink. I blanked out. bought cloths and a belt without knowing. paid excess(6500).

I got to know when I got home thanks to my friend who took me home and paid my T fare home(500) from state capital(ado ekiti)


stupid cloths and fake belt for that matter, didn't wear them after that day.


peed in the middle of the road in a busy market at ado ekiti. threw my certificate away. a car almost hit me.

went home and straight to my babe's house to show them my new clothes WTFk

after that my eye clear. they told me every nonsense I did I was shocked.

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i was also told i went in front of abokis selling onions and be shouting Allahu akubar. allahu akubar

it was vals day,my ex and I went out to celebrate, we went to a popular cat fish pepper soup joint close to our school, after two bottles of smirnof, he brought out two bottles of Hennessey which I have never drank before, smirnof was my only beer,he dared me to finish one while he took the other bottle, I can remember getting up and saying I had a special number to sing and then I remember I kept on blabbering until we got to his hostel, he told me the next day that I asked him for anal sex

kingsilly:


Only drinking now bá

Once a while.

While drunk you are out of your senses. A person cannot therefore remember what s/he did when drunk because s/he was not aware s/he did anything. State of drunkenness is like insanity. Alcohol is poison

Walked home from a club house by 3.am

Mixed henessy and Aloma bitters.. Took it ..And I temporary went Blind...every thing turned dark in ma eye, Broad day light.@ Ogui in Enugu.
Shout out to Gbenga and wale who took me home..

I know of a guy who got so drunk that he climbed the table on which they were drinking and started calling Muslim prayers.

i no dey drink

I took one ugly old woman I met at a joint home in the name of a pretty runs girl. That was when I was in the world, a young man full of fresh blood.

iamauxin:
I shook hands with almost everyone in the building, a very big bar in ibadan and was dancing to the applause of the whole house.

I didn't know about this, but my guys narrated everything the next day.

I vomited on my bed too.

this is real lol

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johnstar:
Slapped a soldier

‎‏ ‏AND YOU STILL ALIVE.

johnstar:
Slapped a soldier

‎‏ ‏IT Z A MIRACLE,THAT U R STIL ALIVE.

I passed the night under a running tap inside our compound thinking its a waterfall and finished the whole water Lol.... my lodge mates forced me to pump the full tanks with my money the next day.

When ur intoxicated with Alcohol,u will talking all the way,in ur mind,u feel like ur making sense

when I get high, this annoying funne always comes out of my mouth & I speak good English and I always like to explain things to people when I'm talking. its really annoying.
the worst thing I've done is to kiss a girl. :-( had to do prayer and fasting for my lips

Naija Can Drink o, Goto Sabon Gari Kano. Thank me Later

kai alcohol......
there was ds day oh, d idea was to drink enough so as to get over her, bt instead after d binge drinking I drove to her house, knelt down and begged her to tk me back
it wasn't funny oh