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| Story About My Poop by frozenfirenaija(f): 11:15pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
I want to tell you a story....it's about my poop. One day I went to hang out with my boyfriend. Then I made use of his toilet. Unfortunately for me,the flush wasn't working well. As a calm and controlled lady I continued to flush and flush till there was only one koro of poop in the toilet. Then it didn't flush anymore. I began to panic because I had spent so much time in the toilet and he must be wondering what had kept me that long. So I gathered courage and took a roll of tissue and picked out the single poop out of the toilet. Then I wrapped the poop in tissue and thought of what to do next. There was no waste bin in the toilet. So I put the tissue of poop in my pocket and went out. He told me he loves me and cares so much about me but all I could think of was the poop in my pocket. I began to panic.. "Wat if the poop began to smell?" Then we started kissing...... F R O Z E N F I R E ' S M I N D #TheFartQueen #Frozenfire 1 Like |
| Re: Story About My Poop by Sexxkillz: 11:17pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
Congrats. . . For achieving what no human alive has ever dreamed of achieving. |
| Re: Story About My Poop by frozenfirenaija(f): 11:19pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
Sexxkillz:lol. Thanks |
| Re: Story About My Poop by frozenfirenaija(f): 11:20pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
On a normal day I would have been engrossed in the kiss but my mind was on my pocket. I dint want to lean too close so he wouldn't feel it or smell it. I also dint want to seem suspicious. So the kiss was awful and he began to fidget. I guess he knew something was up.... I knew I had to calm him down so I changed his concentration and placed his hand on my shoulders then sat on his lap. Now I had to pray he dint think of holding my waist....... F R O Z E N F I R E ' S M I N D #TheFartQueen #Frozenfire |
| Re: Story About My Poop by Sexxkillz: 11:20pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
frozenfirenaija:You're welcome. |
| Re: Story About My Poop by Sexxkillz: 11:23pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
frozenfirenaija:Girls. . . All in a bid to make a guy believe they don't poop or fart. . . #Girllogic. |
| Re: Story About My Poop by frozenfirenaija(f): 11:26pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
I know my boyfriend like the back of my hands. So I knew what would distract him. I placed his hands on my tits and I rocked him. As usual he closed his eyes to savour the pleasure. The pleasure I made to trap him and buy time so I could do something to the poop in my pocket. Slowly and slowly I rocked...slowly and slowly I pulled out the tissue from my pocket....i was cautious not to make any sound as he kept fiddling with my tits. Thank God my bag was by the bed,the plan was to put the poop in my bag. Just when I was about to put the poop in my bag. He opened his eyes. "Wat's that?" He asked. Guess what I said.. |
| Re: Story About My Poop by hefelove(m): 11:30pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
Na to tell lie wey go raise dagrin from death. Continue anyways 1 Like |
| Re: Story About My Poop by frozenfirenaija(f): 11:42pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
| Re: Story About My Poop by frozenfirenaija(f): 11:43pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
I could have lied that it's just a tissue. But you know how shit can easily rot. The little poop had smeared on the tissue making brown streaks of liquid on the tissue. It was a disgusting sight. My eyes almost popped out of my skull. I could hear drums beating in my ears. Thank God it wasn't smelling Immediately the best lie came to my head. I felt like a genius "It's a cake I forgot in my pocket since morning" I thought I was safe until he said "wow cake! Let me have a bite." F R O Z E N F I R E ' S M I N D #thefartQueen #frozenfire 1 Like |
| Re: Story About My Poop by hkidola00(m): 3:54am On Jul 25, 2016 |
 ori eti daru1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Story About My Poop by Nobody: 10:29am On Jul 25, 2016 |
Funnily gross ..lol 1 Like |
| Re: Story About My Poop by Kakamorufu(m): 10:35am On Jul 25, 2016 |
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww 1 Like |
| Re: Story About My Poop by frozenfirenaija(f): 12:27pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
At that point my fingers were shaking. I could feel the heat of hell at the back of my neck. I knew my life was screwed. Why do bad things happen to good people? He was looking at me for a reply. I knew I couldn't hand it over neither could I put it in my bag. Without thinking I let it drop to the floor. Plam it landed but I wasn't aware that it stuck on his shoes.. Just as he was about to ask why I did that? I shut him up with a kiss. And I escaped. ..... But for the meantime. F R O Z E N F I R E ' S M I N D #thefartqueen #frozenfire |
| Re: Story About My Poop by frozenfirenaija(f): 3:15pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
We had spent enough time together in bed and it was time to go home. He got up from the bed and wore his shoes. I looked around the bed for the tissue of poop but couldn't find it. I searched and searched and began to worry. Where could it be? Then I saw my boyfriend walking out of the room with a tissue on his shoes. Holy heaven! I wanted to scream and die. I began to pray to God in all the tongues I can speak. He musnt look at his shoes. I knew I had to find a way to get it off . I really was having a bad day. |
| Re: Story About My Poop by PraiselKome(f): 3:37pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
frozenfirenaija:jeeeez WHYYY!?? I'm not sure if I should be disgusted or cracked up.. it's not funny or cool in any way and if it actually happened, no one SHOULD ever hear about it EVER. 1 Like |
| Re: Story About My Poop by hefelove(m): 3:38pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
PraiselKome:LMAO |
| Re: Story About My Poop by joey150(m): 4:11pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Fools have been on the increase of recent.. This one..takes another person's story..and coins it to her liking..just to post on nl..and get cheap likes amd maybe few perverts may hola in her mail box And then i ask...soes stupidity pay these days?? Its getting to common.. Moving on....am sure the next thread would be worse than this |
| Re: Story About My Poop by frozenfirenaija(f): 8:15pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
I quickly got up from the bed collected my clothes together and wore it as fast as I could. I even wore my panties inside out but did I care? I was concerned about the stupid tissue. I hurried out of the room. My boyfriend yelled. "What tha Bleep!?!" Then I knew all hope was lost, he had seen the tissue,i was doomed. With shame I walked into the kitchen where I saw him standing in anger. I could feel the room closing on me. I was going to die. |
| Re: Story About My Poop by frozenfirenaija(f): 7:17am On Jul 27, 2016 |
I was ashamed. It took the last courage in me to look at his face. I knew I was doomed. I'll be nicknamed "Tola the poop girl" his friends would forever make fun of me. I had to play dumb. "Wat's wrong?" I surely was a good actress. "You won't believe what I just saw!" Of course I had seen it before him but was I supposed to believe. No,I was supposed to act surprised. Feigning surprise to cover my fear and shaky hands. He showed me his left hand. It wasn't a tissue with poop. It was his iphone. That nigga just lost 20k to Naira Bet! F R O Z E N F I R E 'S M I N D #thefartqueen #frozenfire |
| Re: Story About My Poop by frozenfirenaija(f): 10:14am On Aug 14, 2016 |
joey150:  joey150: it's okay to re-write a story when you love it and thanks for insulting me, we can sit back and watch how far you go in life being an antagonist. ☺ |
| Re: Story About My Poop by EMPERORLEEE(m): 7:08am On Aug 16, 2016 |
And you had to stop cos of this joe guy? Op comman continue joor. |
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