SAINTSAMURAI:
Name: PROSPER.
Nickname: PROSPERO
Age: 21
Sex: MALE
Hobby: PLAYING FOOTBALL.
Marital status: NOT MARRIED.
Favourite food: EGUISI SOUP AND FUFU.
Favourite colour: PINK.
Favourite sport: FOOTBALL.
Favourite movie: TITANIC.
Favourite music: YOU ARE NOT ALONE BY MICHEAL JACKSON.
Cartoon or movies: MOVIES
Bluez or hip hop: BLUEZ
Android or Apple?: ANDROID.
Likes: SEX, FOOTBALL, MOVIES, SWIMMING. ETC.
Dislikes: NOTHING.
What's the craziest thing you have ever done?: WALK NAKED IN THE MIDST OF FOUR LADIES IN MY HOSTEL IN SCHOOL.
What's the craziest thing you are yet to do? SKY DIVING.
Most embarrassing moment: NOTHING.
Happiest moment: WHEN MY MOM GAVE BIRTH TO OUR LAST BORN, A GIRL. I LOVE MY SISTER MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF.
Saddest moment: DEATH OF MICHEAL JACKSON.
Biggest goal: WINNING THE WORLD CUP WITH NIGERIA.
Nairaland crush: TOHPAHZ AND IRENEONY
Nairaland bestie/friend/paddy: SEKXY
One person on nairaland that annoys u: LEZZ
What's your definition of love?
LOVE IS WHEN YOU CARE FOR SOMEONE MORE THAN YOURSELF.

zicoraads:

Is NCAN a person? Someone's sobriquet...

prettythicksme:
hehehehehehe dont put picture oo picture bawo?

WindUpMerchant:
you are so beautiful my angel

Cutehector:
bae of life

ireeneony:
...
Ur second name supposed to be fucck ..

U mean to tell us ur favourite food is salad
Pls ... ..
Do you know how real salad taste like? Not the poo we eat in Nigeria. The real salad is bitter (eaten with Olive oil or salad cream)...

KINGinVAHALA:

Boss, I eat, sleep and wake with Fb Barcelona mehn!

Yeah, I was glued to my screen all through the duration of the match like a little boy seeing pvssy for the first time.

For the Love of Barca.. You have my vote till the finals!


#VivAElBarca!


hahaha.. I couldn't watch the match.. I just read analysis from goal.. Denis suarez impressed today I'm most happy..


However, iono whether to be happy that chelshiit is losing or sad that madrid is winning..

OdikwaRisky:

KINGinVAHALA:


]color=red]Babe, don't mind me Jor, I just love pvssy, matured and fresh ones though and not those 20yrs and below pvssies. lwkmh

Yeah, I love salad with all my heart, I terrorise it when served but not the bitter one you said o, me nor know that one before.[/color]

STFUareyouG0d:
picture of your big ukwu noni

obiorathesubtle:
For the Love of Barca.. You have my vote till the finals!


#VivAElBarca!


hahaha.. I couldn't watch the match.. I just read analysis from goal.. Denis suarez impressed today I'm most happy..


However, iono whether to be happy that chelshiit is losing or sad that madrid is winning..

prettythicksme:
so u want everybody to see the yansh wey belong to you? contunu

sekxy:
awww thanks dear

ireeneony:
ok carry on

ipledge10:


Marital status:In a Godly relationship, no sex till marriage night

mysticgal:

How are you jare

Vanquay16:
mynd44 may your enemies die before you
May you prosper
May you never lack














Can you leave now?

Neyoor:


When will you stop being funny

WindUpMerchant:
Greatchef, I am doing very well. I can see you shining.Nice

DAVIYJONESS:


you are too beautiful iamking.zlee should marry you , hope you can marry a bleacher ? you look like a chameleon you are good together .

princeakins:
Name: Akins Sylvester
Nickname: BB (Princeakins)
Age: 26
Sex: masculine
Hobby: Watch Futbol not play, music lover
Marital status: typin**
Favourite food: pounded yam , efo riro n goat meat
Favourite colour: sky blue , wine
Favourite sport: Futbol ni o
Favourite movie: 24
Favourite music: Dido ... Life for rent
Cartoon or movies: Naruto
Bluez or hip hop: A blend of both
Android or Apple?: Android
Likes: honesty
Dislikes: hypocrite
What's the craziest thing you have ever done?: i stil dey fink am
What's the craziest thing you are yet to do? Hmmm.
Most embarrassing moment:
Happiest moment: lotta dt
Saddest moment: lost a friend
Biggest goal: Rich na
Nairaland crush: crusher
Nairaland bestie/friend/paddy: makydebbie
One person on nairaland that annoys u: none
What's your definition of love? Love is a beautiful thing

Cc twaci

BlackAnus:
hello wasted sperm u should marry bokuh banku u Gaylord ass bitch

Mynd44:

Name: Oluwamynd(pretty obvious right?)
Nickname: Serioisly?
Age: Old enough to drink, too young to care
Sex: Err……This is embarrasing
Hobby: Basketball, reading, writing and all those good things
Marital status: Single to stupor
Favourite food: Rice (whether fried or Jollof depends on the party)
Favourite colour: Black.
Favourite sport: Basketball.
Favourite movie: Not enough space to type em
Favourite music: Rap (the violent and obscene type)
Cartoon or movies: Who has time for movies?
Bluez or hip hop: *pukes*
Android or Apple?: Depends on what I want to do
Likes: Fanta and a whole lot of leave me the eff alone. Being smart too. You know claiming to be Sapiosexual is the new cool so……
Dislikes: That I am so skinny, like seriously, I want to be muscular so I can toast babes and they will agree. Okay, assholes are annoying AF
What's the craziest thing you have ever done: Come into the world. Like that is not crazy, seriously, I wouldn't mind skipping this world biko
What's the craziest thing you are yet to do: Go to the movies without popcorn and a fanta. Those who do ot deserve awards.
Most embarrassing moment: HIV test, and I had to console the lady next to me. She turned out negative but had a BF. Nonsense
Happiest moment: When I get a GF
Saddest moment: Everytime I remember I am single
Biggest goal: To have a GF
Nairaland crush: *files fingernails* okay fine, you want to gossip abi? Goldieluks and pweety4me
Nairaland bestie/friend/paddy: *does sign of the crucifix* abeg, I no do this one
One person on nairaland that annoys you: Caracta. Why? Because I asked her for her phone number and she ignored my mail. That gehl is something else
What's your definition of love? Love is an excuse for men to get laid and for women to extort money.
Blame it on the palm wine

BlackAnus:
hello wasted sperm u should marry bokuh banku u Gaylord ass bitch