tosyne2much:
Do guys still tell these lies in this civilized world.. Well, I'm guilty of none sha

Lemme add mine


7. Sex is not my priority in relationship

If I hear... Guys often use this statement to present themselves with good intentions

Kachisbarbie:


I hate this one most...

Them still dey toast you?

abuayman:
OP, is dat all. Anyway, it's just part of life.
Make una(ladies) de dia de deceive una sef.
Mehn will always be mehn. Nothing yhu guys can do about it

Sexxkillz:
As long as you aren't legally married, you're single.

If you're in a relationship, single.
Engaged, single.
Have a baby mama, single.

How is "I am single" a lie?

seunny4lif:

I no mention name

snazzy5050:
lies ladies tell

am not single

i dont like you

youre not my type

na only guyz they lie

Thumbs up for you

naijaboiy:

Them still dey toast you?

snazzy5050:
lies ladies tell

am not single

i dont like you

youre not my type

na only guyz they lie

naijaboiy:

Them still dey toast you?

lols... that year na , calmdown.

ericsmith:



isnt it obvious dat we say wat ladies wana hear ,,even wen we both knw dating is a pre amble ..sex naa d koko .. guys intiate sex(first hard job) n d ladies jus turns it to an hobby..ladies we only do yu ur bids in lie mode(ko'wu awa nor),if d lies is wat keeps una smiling n giggling all d way dwn ...lord help us

Hehehe The emboldened tho

Kachisbarbie:


lols... that year na , calmdown.

I know say some stubborn boys still no go gree.

Those ones wey dey like MILFS.

Sexxkillz:
As long as you aren't legally married, you're single.

If you're in a relationship, single.
Engaged, single.
Have a baby mama, single.

How is "I am single" a lie?

Maychang:
IVE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS FOR ANY WOMAN IN MY LIFE.


yea right...tell that to the birds

missstella:
*rotfl* the fifth one though
Mr different
Differential equation
Kikikikiki
Nice one

permanentgrace:


Missstella, how things nah? How have you been riding diccks lately? See you. You've really added up and looking more penetrative for long/big diccks you always crave for.

missstella:
Hmmmm let me reserve my comment

permanentgrace:


Spill it girl. Spill the comment just the way you always like sperm to be spilled on your outer pusssy. Don't forget that is what we did when we fuccked last time. You told me to spill it on your hairy pusssy. Let's meet in sexuality section then.

Kgdavid:
Nairaland is full of rubbish today.

I have never had sex before, i am single, my priority in a relationship is having a friend for life (having a friend in a girlfriend is not the same as being in the friendzone), i have dated a girl and not done so much as kissed her (by mutual agreement), and i am really not like other guys, though there is no point stating that given that it is patently obvious that all guys cannot be the same. To every human rule there are exceptions.

Anyway i know most of you will probably concur with this list and i have no problem with that. Those of us who reason differently are on another level intellectually and you just cannot understand. That is why those at the top will always be a minute, infinitesimally tiny fraction when compared to the population.

It shall be well with you.

missstella:
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha see me see matter oo

permanentgrace:


Mention me in sexuality nah. Let's go rolling there. You know i know that you know that you love it.

acecarter:




Man, I don't know who you are, where you are, what you are or what you are doing, but I see grace, wisdom & brilliance. You made me remember a statement that... Those who change the world are the square pegs in round holes, those that are stubborn & reason differently. My respect!!!

missstella:
Smh...you are joking right?

permanentgrace:


Spill it girl. Spill the comment just the way you always like sperm to be spilled on your outer pusssy. Don't forget that is what we did when we fuccked last time. You told me to spill it on your hairy pusssy. Let's meet in sexuality section then.

Ada9103:
Huh

ebby9z:


I'm shocked beyond speech. mods are coming for u