Everyone has an experience while learning d act of driving, some experiences terrible while others even more terrifying or life threatening at worst.. from tire burst to gutter plunge even bashing other commuters...

That was how I wanted to park, saw a lot of space but still parked inside a gutter

Some people are very wicked.

They'll see my capital letter L, they'll see as I park on my own like a recluse. That way I can carry my problem and go jejely.
They'll still come and block me, or park very close_ very wicked people I must say.

I hated tight parking lots/streets , I hated reversing or parking with my back...doing any of the above as a Learner, was definitely a very bad experience.

I have always been a rogue since the days of Nintendo F1 race, when alone I have little patience for road courtsey, I can drive a trailer like a Ferrari, I don't ever remember been a learner Sha. I just took the wheels, and take calculated risks and since then have been a pro. I actually learned driving with virtual game play.

The only car I have bashed is a Renault, I was driving my sienna and backing out, the back glass was fogged due to rain and I was using side mirror, I just touch it small, the door pressed, the owner just ask me to go no story.

PaperLace:
Some people are very wicked.

They'll see my capital letter L, they'll see as I park on my own like a recluse. That way I can carry my problem and go jejely.
They'll still come and block me, or park very close_ very wicked people I must say.

I hated tight parking lots/streets , I hated reversing or parking with my back...doing any of the above as a Learner, was definitely a very bad experience.

Don't freight, your very own Lexus LS600H L, is on the high sea just for you, the L has been customised so no need to put a learner sign again.

Ran over a chicken. Tried dodging it by going left, it ran left. Headed right and the poor fool started running right.

So I promptly dispatched it to its maker.....Eno be my fault ooo

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entered my dad's Peugeot
started the car without clutching down and stepping on brake
before u know
I don brake fence

nurey:


Don't freight, your very own Lexus LS600H L, is on the high sea just for you, the L has been customised so no need to put a learner sign again.

Aww, the container is on the high sea ba?
I hope no be your normal excuse sha. Make I dey wait.

Where is this high sea importers keep talking 'bout sef, is it the Red Sea, Moses parted?

my first time of holding a steering that was Volvo 740gl on that faithful day baba akowe was jejely enjoying is stick of rothmas in front of the car when I entered my dad's car I forgot to remove the car from gear before I started d car the next thing I heard was gbaa baba akowe was already inside the gutter, I jejely turn off the ignition and ran away, it was after three days I came home thanks be to good baba akowe is still breathing.

Haha.. Back in school I had to go drop some students at the teaching hospital.
No one knew I was still a learner until I sighted Road safety and hurriedly tried to wear my seat belt, that's how my leg released the clutch and the bus stopped at the middle of the road. You don't wanna know what happened next.

Beware of this guy, Beware and Bewarned!! This data guy will collect your money without him sending you poo, after u might av sent him the recharge pin he would tell you "you are a fool " all his response all the way.His advert is shown below.

I was driving someday far back then in 2006 when I was still in my mid teen years, I was about approaching an intersection where suddenly a car just slightly bursted out trying to cross to the other straight side of the road, I thought the man was planning on hitting me and all of a sudden I diverted my steering and hit a parked bike, thank God no body was there, I for break person leg. Since then I got my confidence so fast,expected of a driver at a tender age and just two days after, I even overtook of trailer to show how perfect my driving skills became. Ever since, I got better and drive smoothly now, even when I enter public buses these days, I still assist the drivers when they're outta their buses.

I bashed a parked car small... but luckily the owner is a Catholic priest. I hated reversing.

Me no learn. I was never a learner.

tchijay:
Everyone has an experience while learning d act of driving, some experiences terrible while others even more terrifying or life threatening at worst.. from tire burst to gutter plunge even bashing other commuters...

Worst and embarrassing experience was trying to start the car with the gear in D.

I was confused and nervous until a lady walked up to me and said "Sir, put the gear in Park first"

I was never a learner just jumped on d steering and started driving, my first trip was Abuja to Calabar I was only scared of dozing off on d wheel but the journey was a smooth ride with a fully loaded 18 seater, toyata bus

Lol mine was very funny....

Dahz how I was already feeling like a Don and in my mind "wharris all this plenty ado about driving gan-an? No be this wan wey I de do?"

So I was driving on a smooth Road heading home after work.... And mehn I was hungry! Dahz how I remembered my agege bread that was in my bag on the passengers seat o..

I looked down the road, it was clear, people weren't passing as such, just parked cars. Na so I say oya lemme just take a bite of the bread to calm d hunger. I did and wow! Nothing happened! I was like "this is so easy"

Remember this was my first day driving ALONE on d road. Lolz. I took another one and nothing happened..

So i just relaxed, took a glance at the road again and decided to take the third bite...... Hehehhehehehheehhehehhee and you know what happened na! Before the bread could land into my mouth, the next sound I heard caused my head to jerk sharpaly "GBOOOAAAAA!"

For the first few seconds going to about 2 minutes, I was transfixed... I was wondering many things.... Why was smoke coming out from my bonnet? Was the car about to burn? How do I tell people that it's Agege bread that caused this? What do I tell the hefty man who came out with his car water on his face? Why was my side door refusing to open? Why did the empty Road suddenly gather plenty men staring at me? Why didn't I have a learners permit on the car? Where do I start repairs from? Was it the man's bumper? Or my destroyed radiator? Or my destroyed fender? Or my deformed bonnet?

And then.... Like rainfall after a thunderstrike, the tears came pouring.....

I refused to come out cos even amidst my tears I could hear the man ginjaring "Go and call who you would call o... U must repair my car today... new car....Car wey I jus park...... See me see devil......"

Chai... I say who send me oooooooo


Lolz anyways that day, like many days before and after it, I was Grateful for Gender Inequality

The man eventually tampered mercy with justice esp as na my own car even wound pass...

The next question on every one's lips was: "What happened?" abeg if na u wetin u for answer?

I didn't have any bad experience and the funny thing is that nobody taught me how to drive.

Lol

Mine was when i took my dad's car to impress a skanky ass biatch.... My mind was over the top, feeling high like a superstar, i eventually bashed a honda hala her ex (i only got to know later) was driving at a round about,.. seriously fa..
After speaking all the english available in oxford dictionary, the mean dude insisted i pay for every detail of the damage right there, the biatch left the scene to 'go get money from the bank'.. saw her two weeks later and from the look on my face she could tell that i'm literally plotting evil for her, i no even talk to the fool

Lol I bashed one mint highlander, my bumper was damaged and the highlander didn't sustain any serious damage. The man still took me to the welder to pay for the damages but I was freed when he found out that I flat broke.

torres89:
entered my dad's Peugeot

started the car without clutching down and stepping on brake

before u know

I don brake fence

Lol...are we brothers...lol...same with me...it was a Peugeot too...popsy wan kill me that day

Very funny comments here. My first experience was when I tried to reverse out of the house.been doing that successfully prior to that because iv been a very good car handler.my bro pissed me.off that day and with a lil bit of anger..I drove without looking backwards and as you would expect, the tail lights hit the fence and was gone..it wasn't carelessness...it was anger. But these mad experiences make you a better driver. I really don't think I can bash any car anymore.