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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by kaboninc(m): 3:06pm On Jan 05, 2017
Jazmiynne:


My first reaction was literally: "is this person daft" For goodness sake the plea to stop this kind of message is just on the last page so you don't even have to have read other pages.

Haba! angry

Pls if you want to mention me, remember that I did not insult you. I only asked the first question your post elicited in my mind. So don't even try to start drama

Ok bye.


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Someborry just looked for trouble, found it and quickly returned it!
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 3:07pm On Jan 05, 2017
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by davide470(m): 3:08pm On Jan 05, 2017
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 3:16pm On Jan 05, 2017
kaboninc:



cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Someborry just looked for trouble, found it and quickly returned it!

tongue tongue

Hehehhehehehheehhehehhee I cannor comman kill myself by myself na cheesy

But in case of incasity you are here na smiley
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by kaboninc(m): 3:19pm On Jan 05, 2017
Jazmiynne:


tongue tongue

Hehehhehehehheehhehehhee I cannor comman kill myself by myself na cheesy

But in case of incasity you are here na smiley

Ayam here naa...

You think I wii be begging you if hanything wantu appen? Hehehehe.....

I wiii jus sit down and be heating my pap corn and be looking hat yhu....

Me like Nollywood moviess nii cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 3:24pm On Jan 05, 2017
kaboninc:


Ayam here naa...

You think I wii be begging you if hanything wantu appen? Hehehehe.....

I wiii jus sit down and be heating my pap corn and be looking hat yhu....

Me like Nollywood moviess nii cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy



shocked shocked shocked
Just negodu! undecided
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by kaboninc(m): 3:25pm On Jan 05, 2017
Jazmiynne:


shocked shocked shocked
Just negodu! undecided


Is that a shockey smiley?

Why are you shocked? cheesy cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Stevostical(m): 4:27pm On Jan 05, 2017
ifyalways:
lol.
I don't remember quoting you but all the same, PM me. Happy new year. smiley

Happy new year everybody ooo


Abeg, you didn't quote me but who no like better thing mbok!
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 4:29pm On Jan 05, 2017
ElDeeVee:


Not a good response to the young man, IMO. You can read and just pass. The way una take this una Chatroom sef undecided undecided

True and that's exactly how every one has been reading and passing thus defeating the purpose of the thread. For any purpose anywhere to be achieved, rules supporting the purpose has to be followed. Itz not the first time people have pleaded that such messages stop on this thread, but it becomes absolutely mind blowing when people default just a few hours after a kind reminder.
Besides I have a right to my thoughts and expressing them. I didn't ask him if he was daft (which wld have been insulting), I merely wondered aloud.

Come to think of it, my comment could also simply have been ignored.

And yea really maybe we shld jus chill.... And accept that the Chatroom is dead and soon to be buried.

The way una take this una Chatroom sef undecided undecided

Noted. Lemme Park well cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by kaboninc(m): 7:47pm On Jan 05, 2017
Jazmiynne:


Lolz hahahahahahaaa chai....

First of all, that you should share the post tongue

And tell us about your love for financial advisory [s]besides the obvious perks of helping people to be spending their own money like say na ya own[/s] grin

So Jazzy, I have this intense love for financial advisory. It is borne out of my passion to provide solutions to complex problems. I've had and continously cultivate this mind of an analysts...analysing, studying, asking questions....

Then also, I've always been a fan of Nigeria. I've always had this positive mindset and outlook in the midst of the mirage of challenges facing us. Finance to me is just helping companies - especially the smaller and medium sized - find and manage their finance.

I hope this is clear.. .

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ElDeeVee(m): 8:35pm On Jan 05, 2017
Jazmiynne:


True and that's exactly how every one has been reading and passing thus defeating the purpose of the thread. For any purpose anywhere to be achieved, rules supporting the purpose has to be followed. Itz not the first time people have pleaded that such messages stop on this thread, but it becomes absolutely mind blowing when people default just a few hours after a kind reminder.
Besides I have a right to my thoughts and expressing them. I didn't ask him if he was daft (which wld have been insulting), I merely wondered aloud.

Come to think of it, my comment could also simply have been ignored.

And yea really maybe we shld jus chill.... And accept that the Chatroom is dead and soon to be buried.



Noted. Lemme Park well cheesy


Well, I just felt typing your 'insulting thoughts' was absolutely uncalled for especially as you don't know the guy before. PBUY, milady
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by davide470(m): 8:43am On Jan 06, 2017
Happy Birthday CocoLav!

I celebrate you.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jamean(f): 9:23am On Jan 06, 2017
I wish you a happy birthday Cocolav smiley

Officially you are not young again cheesy so goan...

Welcome to your acceptable year, more than you had last year you will receive this year.

Have a wonderful time

Cheers!

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jamean(f): 9:25am On Jan 06, 2017
Uncle Seun

Please we need more emoticons on here, for clearer expressions without verbalizing it undecided

Cake, drink, flower, presents and the likes. Biko look into it, this one na new year.

Regards
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 12:50pm On Jan 06, 2017
Jamean:
I wish you a happy birthday Cocolav smiley

Officially you are not young again cheesy so goan...

Welcome to your acceptable year, more than you had last year you will receive this year.

Have a wonderful time

Cheers!

Dear Cocolav, I hereby adopt the foregoing submissions of Jamean as mine in wishing you a happy birthday.

@ the bolded. This court suo motu grants you abridgment of time to do the needful. You case is hereby placed on the fasttrack procedure. I so hold. grin

Cheers

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ksstroud: 12:59pm On Jan 06, 2017
ifyalways:
Which network do u use? Send me a PM after mentioning your network here.

Happy new year.

Sha I missed this...I hope cc don chop am... grin grin grin
Happy new year madam ifyalways
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ksstroud: 1:00pm On Jan 06, 2017

HAPPY
WOMB'S ESCAPE DAY
Cocolav

more money in your new age
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ksstroud: 1:03pm On Jan 06, 2017

Note: I'm sorry if I disturb anyone; I just feel like dropping this for the fam!!!



One day, a young soldier walked up to a well decorated senior officer in the army and asked him "Sir, what is the secret of your success in the army?" I want to be successful too.
The officer looked at the young soldier steadily for about 3 minutes and gave him a life threatening order. He gave the young soldier a cup full of water and told him to walk round the training field five times. He clearly told him that his life depends on it. That if a drop of water fall from the cup, another soldier would shoot him on the head. Four soldiers were strategically positioned to shoot him down once a drop of water fall from the cup.
Seeing how serious the whole thing turned out, he took the cup full of water and went out to complete his assignment. The young soldier carefully walked round the training field five full times without letting a drop fall from the cup. At the completion of the task, he returned the full cup back to the senior officer.
When the man saw his commitment to preserve his life by not allowing a drop of water out of the cup, he asked him the following questions...

Did you see those half naked girls dancing at the mammy market?

The young soldier replied No

Did you see those soldiers playing football in the field?

The young soldier replied No

What about those fighting across the other side of the field?

The young soldier replied No

Then, the officer looked at him and told him that if you keep focus on your task, you will succeed and also preserve your life. At that point, the young soldier left happily.

Lesson:

1. If you must succeed in life, you must clearly write out the area or areas you need to succeed in.

2. You must clearly spell out your plan of action with all the process to achieving your goals.

3. A lot of distractions will come in many beautiful colours on your path to success. How you deal with them determine how you will end.

4. Success has a bitter price. You must pay it fully. There is no shortcut to success.

5. Whether you succeed or not, your life is at stake.

Finally, those who distract you are the same people who will celebrate your failure if you eventually fail.

Make your 2017 a fruitful one.

God will go before us, flooding our lives with His presence wisdom and power to Excel and achieve our goals.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ksstroud: 1:06pm On Jan 06, 2017
Jazmiynne:




oya I wanna meet you... cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 1:17pm On Jan 06, 2017
ksstroud:


oya I wanna meet you... cheesy

"See me sir, I am here" cheesy


Lolz my boss did say some time during our job training that an applicant had once be asked at an interview:

"Can we meet you?"

and the guy (a full blooded Nigerian graduate from one of our esteemed universities where he had studied one of the basic medical sciences) had said:

"See me sir, I am here" grin grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 1:21pm On Jan 06, 2017
ksstroud:

Note: I'm sorry if I disturb anyone; I just feel like dropping this for the fam!!!



One day, a young soldier walked up to a well decorated senior officer in the army and asked him "Sir, what is the secret of your success in the army?" I want to be successful too.
The officer looked at the young soldier steadily for about 3 minutes and gave him a life threatening order. He gave the young soldier a cup full of water and told him to walk round the training field five times. He clearly told him that his life depends on it. That if a drop of water fall from the cup, another soldier would shoot him on the head. Four soldiers were strategically positioned to shoot him down once a drop of water fall from the cup.
Seeing how serious the whole thing turned out, he took the cup full of water and went out to complete his assignment. The young soldier carefully walked round the training field five full times without letting a drop fall from the cup. At the completion of the task, he returned the full cup back to the senior officer.
When the man saw his commitment to preserve his life by not allowing a drop of water out of the cup, he asked him the following questions...

Did you see those half naked girls dancing at the mammy market?

The young soldier replied No

Did you see those soldiers playing football in the field?

The young soldier replied No

What about those fighting across the other side of the field?

The young soldier replied No

Then, the officer looked at him and told him that if you keep focus on your task, you will succeed and also preserve your life. At that point, the young soldier left happily.

Lesson:

1. If you must succeed in life, you must clearly write out the area or areas you need to succeed in.

2. You must clearly spell out your plan of action with all the process to achieving your goals.

3. A lot of distractions will come in many beautiful colours on your path to success. How you deal with them determine how you will end.

4. Success has a bitter price. You must pay it fully. There is no shortcut to success.

5. Whether you succeed or not, your life is at stake.

Finally, those who distract you are the same people who will celebrate your failure if you eventually fail.

Make your 2017 a fruitful one.

God will go before us, flooding our lives with His presence wisdom and power to Excel and achieve our goals.

THIS is GOLD

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 1:24pm On Jan 06, 2017
kaboninc:


So Jazzy, I have this intense love for financial advisory. It is borne out of my passion to provide solutions to complex problems. I've had and continously cultivate this mind of an analysts...analysing, studying, asking questions....

Then also, I've always been a fan of Nigeria. I've always had this positive mindset and outlook in the midst of the mirage of challenges facing us. Finance to me is just helping companies - especially the smaller and medium sized - find and manage their finance.

I hope this is clear.. .

So basically you are on the path of your dream... Let's assuming I'd like to share in this dream, what would I need to do to begin a fine journey into financial advisory?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ksstroud: 1:36pm On Jan 06, 2017
Jazmiynne:


"See me sir, I am here" cheesy


Lolz my boss did say some time during our job training that an applicant had once be asked at an interview:

"Can we meet you?"

and the guy (a full blooded Nigerian graduate from one of our esteemed universities where he had studied one of the basic medical sciences) had said:

"See me sir, I am here" grin grin

the guy must be Bovi's Brother...lol I cant laugh ooo
longest time...howdy?
I saw you somewhere sometimes ago...
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ksstroud: 1:38pm On Jan 06, 2017
Jazmiynne:


THIS is GOLD

Yah...GOLDberg..chilled one

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