LeSudAfricaine:
and here you are boasting about clocks to a male? Smh

Awww you chat like a BITCH...your country was the first to legalize gays bonking in Africa get in line... transgendered

LeSudAfricaine:
cockss

Can't Fucking spell Braai brain

rejuvenation:


Awww you chat like a BITCH...your country was the first to legalize gays bonking in Africa get in line... transgendered

smh .you chat like a childish slowpoke. It is clear bonking a hot south african babe Is one of your life's achievements you had to announce it to the whole world, lol. Don't blame you though. ...You clearly arent used to quality, lol

Yes ,we legalize gay marriages. We are progressive like that. I know you savages stone them like you do to adulterers, busy with anti homosexual policies while you should be busy with infrastructure development ha ha

rejuvenation:


Can't Fucking spell Braai brain

you are trying too much, relax be yourself cone head

ZarZar:


I never claimed to be anything else. South Africa born, bred & buttered.

Hmm m....

LeSudAfricaine:
you finally catch on. Talk about a Pentium one brain, oh sorry I it DOS?

Have a nice day

ZarZar:


Umqombothi is made in advance by the girl's family. All you have to do is bring your A-game & good spirits of course. Lol, Xhosa love to fight, yes, but not on occasions like that. We keep it peaceful

Ok. I have a longstanding (no pun intended ) interest in African traditional drinks. In my country we have several, for example, busaa is a traditional drink from western Kenya /eastern Uganda and its base is millet. Vodka is a drink from Russia and its base is potato. What grain is the base of umqombothi.
Ps: i have just resurrected a favorite track of mine from SA, its called Lomshini Uyakhuluma, what does it mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0-wHG8SiNQ

swish upergata:
Have a nice day

wish i coul say the same to you

MtuMsuper:

Ok. I have a longstanding (no pun intended ) interest in African traditional drinks. In my country we have several, for example, busaa is a traditional drink from western Kenya /eastern Uganda and its base is millet. Vodka is a drink from Russia and its base is potato. What grain is the base of umqombothi.
Ps: i have just resurrected a favorite track of mine from SA, its called Lomshini Uyakhuluma, what does it mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0-wHG8SiNQ

Haaa! I haven't heard that song in a long time. Thanks for taking me down memory lane with that one. Mqombothi is made of sorghum.

LeSudAfricaine:
wish i coul say the same to you

Doesnt matter. I am having a nice day already.

supergata:
Doesgoont matter. I am having a nice day already.

good for you afonja

MtuMsuper:

Ok. I have a longstanding (no pun intended ) interest in African traditional drinks. In my country we have several, for example, busaa is a traditional drink from western Kenya /eastern Uganda and its base is millet. Vodka is a drink from Russia and its base is potato. What grain is the base of umqombothi.
Ps: i have just resurrected a favorite track of mine from SA, its called Lomshini Uyakhuluma, what does it mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0-wHG8SiNQ

It means the machine is talking, referring to the radio of course. I love that song lol.

LeSudAfricaine:
do you really wanna know what a slave is cone head? Lemme break it down for you

A slave is someone who wil risk his life crossing the Mediterranean to escape the slave conditions of his country
Who wont mind being a 10th class citizen in Europe or Asia as long as he escaped the slave conditios of his country
A slave is a woman who can even risk losing her dignity by prostituting her self in Europe
A slave in an inhabitant of a country who's economy is number on the continent but still queues for fuel, stil drive on pothole riddled roads and still uses generators in the was century
A slave is who's leaders travel to Europe for medical treatment but I left with a shitty medical system
A slave one who queues for asylum in my county
A slave is one who'll even sell his brother for human organs just to make ends meet
A slave is someone who got independence eons ago but it still oppressed by his own black government
A slave is an inhabitant of the so called number one economy but has the some of the lowest standards of living anywhere, Is subjected to poor infrastructure etc and yet his country I oil rich
A slave is a nationality not wanted anywhere and detested everywhere in th world
I could go on and on..

Between you and me I wonder who's the slave.

Lol

ZarZar:


Haaa! I haven't heard that song in a long time. Thanks for taking me down memory lane with that one. Mqombothi is made of sorghum.

Interesting. In the meantime, am also asking for a small favour. Give us a line by line translation. Can you do it? What are the other lobola requirements? I don't want to buy a plane ticket to SA only to be ambushed with a crazy surprise by uncles . I wouldn't want to be like Malema being bundled out on SONA address, would I?

I am above 6ft tall, just if you're asking.

LeSudAfricaine:
good for you afonja

i am not yoruba. And you no go use your sense die d matter before i change am give you?

MtuMsuper:

Interesting. In the meantime, am also asking for a small favour. Give us a line by line translation. Can you do it? What are the other lobola requirements? I don't want to buy a plane ticket to SA only to be ambushed with a crazy surprise by uncles . I wouldn't want to be like Malema being bundled out on SONA address, would I?

I am above 6ft tall, just if you're asking.

Hmmm, nice height The women are not privy to what's being agreed upon, so I wouldn't know. Just bring your uncles & al-al-alcohol to soften their hearts & cloud their minds

LeSudAfricaine:
do you really wanna know what a slave is cone head? Lemme break it down for you

A slave is someone who wil risk his life crossing the Mediterranean to escape the slave conditions of his country
Who wont mind being a 10th class citizen in Europe or Asia as long as he escaped the slave conditios of his country
A slave is a woman who can even risk losing her dignity by prostituting her self in Europe
A slave in an inhabitant of a country who's economy is number on the continent but still queues for fuel, stil drive on pothole riddled roads and still uses generators in the was century
A slave is who's leaders travel to Europe for medical treatment but I left with a shitty medical system
A slave one who queues for asylum in my county
A slave is one who'll even sell his brother for human organs just to make ends meet
A slave is someone who got independence eons ago but it still oppressed by his own black government
A slave is an inhabitant of the so called number one economy but has the some of the lowest standards of living anywhere, Is subjected to poor infrastructure etc and yet his country I oil rich
A slave is a nationality not wanted anywhere and detested everywhere in th world
I could go on and on..

Between you and me I wonder who's the slave.

Do I have a time for you? HELL NO!

MtuMsuper:

Interesting. In the meantime, am also asking for a small favour. Give us a line by line translation. Can you do it? What are the other lobola requirements? I don't want to buy a plane ticket to SA only to be ambushed with a crazy surprise by uncles . I wouldn't want to be like Malema being bundled out on SONA address, would I?

I am above 6ft tall, just if you're asking.

ZarZar:


Hmmm, nice height The women are not privy to what's being agreed upon, so I wouldn't know. Just bring your uncles & al-al-alcohol to soften their hearts & cloud their minds

my my that was fast

BUTCHCASSIDY:




my my that was fast

Kikiki. You're welcome to walk me down the isle

BUTCHCASSIDY:


my my that was fast

kenyans. We're just, you know, fast!

ZarZar:


Hmmm, nice height The women are not privy to what's being agreed upon, so I wouldn't know. Just bring your uncles & al-al-alcohol to soften their hearts & cloud their minds

just waiting to become in-laws with a Xhosanostra. I heard this term alot, what does it mean? My uncles and brothers should be given something, they can't be flying to umthata just to be welcomed with pap/morogo.
Some of my older cousins are single, can they bring their single friends along?

MtuMsuper:

kenyans. We're just, you know, fast!

Id say superfast

Respec'

MtuMsuper:

just waiting to become in-laws with a Xhosanostra. I heard this term alot, what does it mean? My uncles and brothers should be given something, they can't be flying to umthata just to be welcomed with pap/morogo.
Some of my older cousins are single, can they bring their single friends along?

Lol @ Xhosanostra. You're well-informed. That's because the Xhosa are fearless & fierce just like the mafia, hence the term. It's loosely based on Cosa nostra. The two rhyme as well, so why not. Morogo & pap is not Xhosa cuisine. Anybody familiar with the Xhosa knows that we love meat. Almost every dish is accompanied by meat. Lots of meat. We'll probably go all out & slaughter the whole kraal when my in-laws come to town Bring everyone. The more, the merrier. Busybodies should know Kenyatta boys are in town to pick a southern rose

ZarZar:


Lol @ Xhosanostra. You're well-informed. That's because the Xhosa are fearless & fierce just like the mafia, hence the term. It's loosely based on Cosa nostra. The two rhyme as well, so why not. Morogo & pap is not Xhosa cuisine. Anybody familiar with the Xhosa knows that we love meat. Almost every dish is accompanied by meat. Lots of meat. We'll probably go all out & slaughter the whole kraal when my in-laws come to town Bring everyone. The more, the merrier. Busybodies should know Kenyatta boys are in town to pick a southern rose

Ayam rushing to get a ticket, meat fan too

ZarZar:


Lol @ Xhosanostra. You're well-informed. That's because the Xhosa are fearless & fierce just like the mafia, hence the term. It's loosely based on Cosa nostra. The two rhyme as well, so why not. Morogo & pap is not Xhosa cuisine. Anybody familiar with the Xhosa knows that we love meat. Almost every dish is accompanied by meat. Lots of meat. We'll probably go all out & slaughter the whole kraal when my in-laws come to town Bring everyone. The more, the merrier. Busybodies should know Kenyatta boys are in town to pick a southern rose

Ayam rushing to get a ticket, meat fan too.
Eeh, how do you guys love meat so much, it's so common among all Southern African ethnic groups, and the Namibians are especially guilty of this.




Eeeh, you still haven't mentioned the number of cows required

MtuMsuper:

just waiting to become in-laws with a Xhosanostra. I heard this term alot, what does it mean? My uncles and brothers should be given something, they can't be flying to umthata just to be welcomed with pap/morogo.
Some of my older cousins are single, can they bring their single friends along?

Lol, I just realized something else connected to that term. Young guys in my culture, just after they come out of initiation school to become men, they have to dress a certain way for a couple of weeks. Don't ask me why because I also don't know, but they dress so...

To those who turned this thread into a virtual warzone, una weh done. I wonder what y'all are battling for.

MtuMsuper:

Ayam rushing to get a ticket, meat fan too
Ayam rushing to get a ticket, meat fan too.
Eeh, how do you guys love meat so much, it's so common among all Southern African ethnic groups, and the Namibians are especially guilty of this.




Eeeh, you still haven't mentioned the number of cows required

IDK, must be a Bantu thing, after all our ancestors reared cattle & to this day, some people take pride in owning livestock. I said I know nothing about that. Just keep saving up as much as you can

ZarZar:


IDK, must be a Bantu thing, after all our ancestors reared cattle & to this day, some people take pride in owning livestock. I said I know nothing about that. Just keep saving up as much as you can

hehehee, am giving your papa 4 cows. The livestock owning aspect of African culture was a legacy of the interaction with cushite and other non bantu groups during the Great African migrations, as they say. I happen to know what the sotho name for cattle is dikgomo, what is cattle in isiXhosa?

MtuMsuper:

hehehee, am giving your papa 4 cows. The livestock owning aspect of African culture was a legacy of the interaction with cushite and other non bantu groups during the Great African migrations, as they say. I happen to know what the sotho name for cattle is dikgomo, what is cattle in isiXhosa?

Well, there you go! We started getting high & addicted to
our own supply-meat Xhosa word for cattle is iinkomo. Very similar.

Arsenalholic:
To those who turned this thread into a virtual warzone, una weh done. I wonder what y'all are battling for.

we turned it into a love zone. loving is easier than warring.

ZarZar:


Lol, I just realized something else connected to that term. Young guys in my culture, just after they come out of initiation school to become men, they have to dress a certain way for a couple of weeks. Don't ask me why because I also don't know, but they dress so...

interesting, it's all about the hands, see where they are. great life questions answered.

MtuMsuper:

we turned it into a love zone. loving is easier than warring.

Yo right bro. I should have focused more on the love birds than the 'warriors'