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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by OGsteven(m): 10:09pm On Apr 22, 2017
Throwing 3stones behind you will make your mum to forget to beat you.....I miss my mum tho

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 10:19pm On Apr 22, 2017
Cousin told me the 'My Sweety' song by Bunny Mack conjured evil spirits and I believed him

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by chibestjerry(m): 10:20pm On Apr 22, 2017
Hero18:
Lol i believed dat india vs nigeria football match dat india won by 99 - 1
wait o dama is it a lie?

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 10:20pm On Apr 22, 2017
This is very true.

kullozone:
Someone else stepping on your saliva would cause a severe pain in your throat.

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by rozayx5(m): 10:21pm On Apr 22, 2017
orange seed swallowing will lead to tree growth


undecided
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Smart41(m): 10:22pm On Apr 22, 2017
I believed that bruno mars was from mars
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by pelepeleb: 10:23pm On Apr 22, 2017
so what did you do





Hero18:
Lol i believed burying the head of a male redhead agama lizard with a coin will yield u money after seven days
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by AlphaStyles(m): 10:23pm On Apr 22, 2017
believing India beat Nigeria 99-1 and I even went and find it on YouTube what I got was ela ojukor

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Dopeluiz(m): 10:24pm On Apr 22, 2017
Nigeria vs India... India play shot na lion and tiger keeper see... dem beat us 1:99... opkaraji score with head and he die

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by beautiful232(f): 10:24pm On Apr 22, 2017
that if I eat any fruit that as seed and swallowed the seed that it will grow inside my tummy

I will be crying the whole week cheesy

I will be crying the whole week

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Ashez: 10:26pm On Apr 22, 2017
use to throw up a biscuit in the air hoping God will catch it.... felt like sharing with God

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by obiageIi(f): 10:26pm On Apr 22, 2017
ErnieSmallzz:
i was told, if u cut out the currency in a text book, and put it in kerosene, it would turn big and look like a real money. cheesy grin did this many many times. sad, but....
Fell for that too. Damn
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by CzarChris(m): 10:26pm On Apr 22, 2017
Kai!!! I believed that story that you will find a big diamond in the mouth of a boa constrictor. I feel like slapping myself anytime I remember that BS story.

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by obiageIi(f): 10:26pm On Apr 22, 2017
Headlesschicken:
grin That Blue film,was just a movie,which its colour was just blue... embarassed That Blue film,was just a movie,which its colour was just blue...
Lol
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Bollinger(m): 10:26pm On Apr 22, 2017
Loyalblak007:
I USED TO THINK;


-whistling at night calls snakes.

-Eating while standing gives you "yam leg".

-Black cats are witches

add yours grin

I hope you don't live in Nigeria because 90 percent of them still believe everything you just listed.

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by obawinner(m): 10:26pm On Apr 22, 2017
during a football tournament, there is this coke advert I really like. so I think once I play the kantas(coke cover) in the video cassette it will replay the advert. so I slotted numerous kantas in the video cassette. Brethren my eye see saw

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 10:27pm On Apr 22, 2017
Women give birth through the Anus

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 10:27pm On Apr 22, 2017
I used to believe that paying development fee at primary school would make you grow taller. We used to call it owo-idagbasoke.

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by NevetsIbot(m): 10:27pm On Apr 22, 2017
AlphaStyles:
believing India beat Nigeria 99-1 and I even went and find it on YouTube what I got was ela ojukor
ela oju kan!

You be yoruba ni?

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by smartkev(m): 10:28pm On Apr 22, 2017
that nigeria vs india match that ended 99 1..........i believed that shit till my secondary school grin grin grin grin







click like if u are a victim like me

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by papichula: 10:29pm On Apr 22, 2017
that if you put banana leaves in your armpit when they want to flog you ,you will faint....if lizard sees your removed teeth it won't grow again.......I believed wen you get married after one year you wife will give birth

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by papichula: 10:29pm On Apr 22, 2017
that if you put banana leaves in your armpit when they want to flog you ,you will faint....if lizard sees your removed teeth it won't grow again.......I believed wen you get married after one year you wife will give birth so far you people stay in the same room

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by watered(m): 10:30pm On Apr 22, 2017
Swallowing Orange seeds means that the tree will grow on your head
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by TruthNigeria(m): 10:30pm On Apr 22, 2017
R2bees:
Women give birth through the Anus


I believed same too grin grin

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by NevetsIbot(m): 10:31pm On Apr 22, 2017
obawinner:
during a football tournament, there is this coke advert I really like. so I think once I play the kantas(coke cover) in the video cassette it will replay the advert. so I slotted numerous kantas in the video cassette. Brethren my eye see saw
bahahahaha...... Mine was believing someone was rolling disc in Dvd like dj... Come dismantle Dvd to see.. Na there popsi catch me

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nickizoe(f): 10:32pm On Apr 22, 2017
Loyalblak007:
I USED TO THINK;


-whistling at night calls snakes.

-Eating while standing gives you "yam leg".

-Black cats are witches

add yours grin
Hawks gives a neats nails.....also, when your teeth falls out, you throw it at the roof and a new one grows back... I also believed once you kill a baby chicken, is gonna hurt you at night ..I cried all through the day when I mistakenly killed a chick.....

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by AlphaStyles(m): 10:32pm On Apr 22, 2017
NevetsIbot:
ela oju kan!
You be yoruba ni?
I no be yoruba na so I dy call am
but thanks for the correction sha
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Articul8(m): 10:32pm On Apr 22, 2017
Mystery007:
My brother I did try it oohh but nofin happened. I almost cried. After all d d stress of searching for Agama lizard, chasing and stoning it to death den cutting off its head, drying it b4 pounding, d processes goes on and on and e no work
Guy,check well,na Babalawo u won become

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Timiblanko(m): 10:33pm On Apr 22, 2017
I use to think old women are witch

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Tensionstar(m): 10:33pm On Apr 22, 2017
youwancarrylafftiyamabelleo

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by obiageIi(f): 10:33pm On Apr 22, 2017
ThankYouGod:
I used to believe that paying development fee at primary school would make you grow taller. We used to call it owo-idagbasoke.
cheesy

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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by cigna9(m): 10:33pm On Apr 22, 2017
I used to believe that train magnets people when your close to it [i]I used to believe that train magnets people when your close to it [/i]I used to believe that train magnets people when your close to it

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