sisisioge:


Hey cheapie, don't beat yourself too hard. Guy is gonna wait till the babe gathers enough money to go holidaying in Vegas(on her own tab o), then he zooms in. Proposes over a cup of beer, tickle her toes until butterflies take residence on her belly, then convince her to walk into the next chapel with him. hmmmmmm, his transport fare and wedding license fee would have tipped the budget!

Maybe not that style... Maybe this:

Guy would knock her up first, then pretend as if he's not interested. This will make all her peeps send in delegates to him and his family begging him to Biko save them from the impending shame. He of course will key in on the situation by giving his condition : he ain't buying unless dowry is accepted at 5k, the food and drink is on the bride's family while he spends the remaining 15 k on other contingencies. don't worry, the bride is gonna be wearing one of her Sunday best!


Maybe not that... Maybe this:

Guy is gonna take Ishilove, his love , on a travel in time. He would take her to 1969,there was boom then. Everything was cheap. He's gonna treat her to a beautiful wedding in a beautiful garden with her wearing the most beautiful dress ever! Her tiara is gonna be fit for a real queen. She's gonna have all she wants in her dream wedding whether big or small, just the way she wants it. There will be budget surplus sef. Guy will give her the change to do as she pleases with Afterwards, they would arrive back here in 2017 as Mr and Mrs Hungerbad. Chai! I think she's gonna insist on a change of name

Alright, enough of the fun. Guy is a joker!

Blood of goat! You should go for the creativity award 2017. I'm sure even the hungryman, sorry, Hungerbad, doesn't have these templates. I particularly like proposing over Goldberg or stout. That will be a winner any day!

sisisioge:


Hey cheapie, don't beat yourself too hard. Guy is gonna wait till the babe gathers enough money to go holidaying in Vegas(on her own tab o), then he zooms in. Proposes over a cup of beer, tickle her toes until butterflies take residence on her belly, then convince her to walk into the next chapel with him. hmmmmmm, his transport fare and wedding license fee would have tipped the budget!

Maybe not that style... Maybe this:

Guy would knock her up first, then pretend as if he's not interested. This will make all her peeps send in delegates to him and his family begging him to Biko save them from the impending shame. He of course will key in on the situation by giving his condition : he ain't buying unless dowry is accepted at 5k, the food and drink is on the bride's family while he spends the remaining 15 k on other contingencies. don't worry, the bride is gonna be wearing one of her Sunday best!


Maybe not that... Maybe this:

Guy is gonna take Ishilove, his love , on a travel in time. He would take her to 1969,there was boom then. Everything was cheap. He's gonna treat her to a beautiful wedding in a beautiful garden with her wearing the most beautiful dress ever! Her tiara is gonna be fit for a real queen. She's gonna have all she wants in her dream wedding whether big or small, just the way she wants it. There will be budget surplus sef. Guy will give her the change to do as she pleases with Afterwards, they would arrive back here in 2017 as Mr and Mrs Hungerbad. Chai! I think she's gonna insist on a change of name

Alright, enough of the fun. Guy is a joker!

I give up, your craze pass my own!!!

chikk:


I give up, your craze pass my own!!!

Awwwww .i can relate to that wella. Worry not,next time you will come out stronger.*hugs*. But erm,i still want the crispy chicken

Melsan:
Awwwww .i can relate to that wella. Worry not,next time you will come out stronger.*hugs*

Wachatalkingabout? The jollof? I absconded already and the people have eaten lunch and dinner sef.

sisisioge:


Wachatalkingabout? The jollof? I absconded already and the people have eaten lunch and dinner sef.

Yes nau. ..Next time,i must collect my share oo

Melsan:
Yes nau. ..Next time,i must collect my share oo

No probs babes...stay cool

sisisioge:


No probs babes...stay cool

Yea

Padi mi toh sure,how you dey?

Happy birthday paddy of life. More of God's goodies for you in this new year of yours. Keep soaring dear. Love you loads

Melsan:
Happy birthday paddy of life. More of God's goodies for you in this new year of yours. Keep soaring dear. Love you loads

Awwww...thanks a ton darling mua! You really rock babe,you rock

Where the birthday cake?#after parry tins#

Melsan:
Where the birthday cake?#after parry tins#

Awwww...give me your house address, email address and your BVN ...the cake go reach you asap

Please ensure you drop an account number to be linked to the BVN o.

sisisioge:


Awwww...give me your house address, email address and your BVN ...the cake go reach you asap

Please ensure you drop an account number to be linked to the BVN o.

Kilode?

Melsan:
Kilode?

Na sweet cake o

sisisioge:


Na sweet cake o

No,i will pass

Melsan:
No,i will pass

sisisioge:

I refuse to cry . How has your day been?

Melsan:
I refuse to cry . How has your day been?

Cool o...yours? There's a thread about dating/marrying younger men on the front page. See if you could catch some fun there

sisisioge:


Cool o...yours? There's a thread about dating/marrying younger men on the front page. See if you could catch some fun there

Cool too o. Oya na,lerus go dia

Congrats on your new job dear. All the best

Melsan:
Congrats on your new job dear. All the best

Baaaaby thank you. Na new husband I dey find now o.

New as in new? . Nor worry,baba God go do am but I fit give you practical tips to find your new husband.

Melsan:
New as in new? . Nor worry,baba God go do am but I fit give you practical tips to find your new husband.

oya tip away...

For a token

Melsan:
For a token

Drop your BVN and an acc no

sisisioge:


Drop your BVN and an acc no

I nor get BVN

Melsan:
I nor get BVN

No show then...I ain't buying

sisisioge:


No show then...I ain't buying

Carry your keke go. Next customer please

Melsan:
Carry your keke go. Next customer please

Melsan:
Carry your keke go. Next customer please

What's up? Are u finally getting married? Chai! Where are you based sef? Whew! Plenty weddings just full ground...shame no go gree me enter Anambra this December o ...a good friend is getting married there. you aren't about to throwaway the singleton baton, are you? oya talk! Is there gonna be a bridal shower? I will attend

sisisioge:


What's up? Are u finally getting married? Chai! Where are you based sef? Whew! Plenty weddings just full ground...shame no go gree me enter Anambra this December o ...a good friend is getting married there. you aren't about to throwaway the singleton baton, are you? oya talk! Is there gonna be a bridal shower? I will attend

Will definitely hit you up when the parry go shele. Which kain shame?Abeg,enter Anambra go flex jor.