Pique-monsieur was an entity I met several years ago, on consecrated grounds in Marseille to be precise. He was the manifestation of an invocation by his host, a musician under the influence of the Jimson weed, he was powerful and mad as hell. Below is an actual conversation, I have paraphrased, but where you see quotation marks are actual spoken words.

I asked who it was and the entity identified itself, I asked why it was so angry, it replied by asking “of what concern is it to you?”, I said ”I am here to help” it replied sarcastically with a terrible fouling by asking, what help could I possibly afford him “he was doing well enough “. I stated he would have to go, to which he replied in colloquial English “ You are having a laugh” , he asked me to place my bible on the floor and watch him burn it to “smithereens”, I replied by saying, it wasn’t a bible, it was a prayer book, it said, “whatever, I’ll burn it anyway”, “you wouldn’t dare” I said, it responded by asking me to do a “headstand” so he could see the contents of my pockets, I replied by saying I was wise to his tricks, he said “I like you”(the voice changes at this time) I told him he was a liar.

@ sarasin, what prayer book do you use, i understand you are a tatrum or tatran if i got it correct.
Does your religion use any holy book?, i see that you study the Bible so well.

Sarassin:
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I'm mad at you. You tease us by starting thread of quality, then leave it when we get interested.

Please, finish the threads

Greetings sir.

Please Sir Sarassin, move on with some of the threads

LoJ:
Please Sir Sarassin, move on with some of the threads

I hear you.

Dear Sarassin,

I had to skim through your topics to find one I can easily derail.
I choose this one, and I hope that you will finish the story

I was going to post the quoted below on my new thread, but decided against it, so here goes

MizMyColi:
Dear Sarassin,

I had to skim through your topics to find one I can easily derail.
I choose this one, and I hope that you will finish the story

I was going to post the quoted below on my new thread, but decided against it, so here goes

If you know how many times I have asked him to continue the thread you'd laugh at me

LoJ:



If you know how many times I have asked him to continue the thread you'd laugh at me

Yep that's true. I will at some point. Actually I stopped because I had come dangerously close to identifying a well known figure.

LoJ:



If you know how many times I have asked him to continue the thread you'd laugh at me

I wish he would too.