Opinionated:
Do people really need to be told not to fart in public with people around?

yes o some people are something else.

chibike69:
i no take the last one

i will fart on my seat

i no send anybody

Yeye pikin

Opinionated:
Do people really need to be told not to fart in public with people around?

Yes ooo we have to be reminded again

so those of us that travel by bus nko? no unwritten rules for us ?

I like my Window seat,Infact I don't joke with it Simply because nobody will disturb you that they wanna go to the toilet.

missbeckykisses:
Oya let's see replies of those who are claiming to have been in an airplane before

Hi jen, you are too cute to be single

KendrickAyomide:
...The day wey i go enter plane, i go use mess fire dem for inside i just pray make many oyibo sit down near me.. dem go hear word

That mess is holding your boarding pass

Stop eating Iya Basira beans.....

Opinionated:

Please Do Not Fart on Your Seat

There is a toilet on the plane, so please make use of it if you want to fart. It’s just that simple.

me I dey fart well well for inside plane and I go do face like sey no be me because the fart no dey make noise like vickyrotex own

EmmGee:

Some have really good food.

Like?

Fart na mess jor

Ok thanks for that note.

missbeckykisses:
he meant the cover that prevents light from entering through the window glass.. Lol you haven't been in an airplane have you?

Lol. Chai!!! Nwayo

what about my all time FAVOURITE.... DO NO CLAP when the plane lands, as if this was a miracle or something. thats was the JOB of the pilot, and he shouldnt be celebrated/acclaimed just for doing his damn job.

you dont clap when a bus driver gets you to your destination safely, do you?!

AfonjaBoston:


Like?

I recently used saudi airline. And was impressed with their food.

EmmGee:

I recently used saudi airline. And was impressed with their food.

Saudi kwa Na Medina you go??

KendrickAyomide:
...The day wey i go enter plane, i go use mess fire dem for inside i just pray make many oyibo sit down near me.. dem go hear word

Na from 20,000ft they will throw you out!

AfonjaBoston:


Saudi kwa Na Medina you go??

No. Not there

Opinionated:
Do people really need to be told not to fart in public with people around?

Accidental fart nko?

Kokaine:
open which window?

The op never enter plane before. You no go blame am. Which window e think say them dey open. ??

Opinionated:
Do people really need to be told not to fart in public with people around?

On My first time to travel out of 9ja. Coming back to 9ja inside plane I wan kill people with fart, after eating foreign food... For 2 days I still dey give people my welcome back

missbeckykisses:
... Lol you haven't been in an airplane have you?

... common, you made your point. stop shading people

Officialzoe:
so those of us that travel by bus nko? no unwritten rules for us ?

Just follow conductor's instructions...eg. Enter with your change ooo, Ikeja Along no enter ooo,

MrBrownJay1:
what about my all time FAVOURITE.... DO NO CLAP when the plane lands, as if this was a miracle or something. thats was the JOB of the pilot, and he shouldnt be celebrated/acclaimed just for doing his damn job.

you dont clap when a bus driver gets you to your destination safely, do you?!

You can't stop people from celebrating if they are excited. It's just like saying Fans and Players should not celebrate when a goal is scored in a football match.

People clap, shout Thank you Jesus, Hallelujah, Allah Akbar, do all sorts of responses to show their happiness because its another journey they've made safely.

CaptainFM1:


You can't stop people from celebrating if they are excited. It's just like saying Fans and Players should not celebrate when a goal is scored in a football match.

People clap, shout Thank you Jesus, Hallelujah, Allah Akbar, do all sorts of responses to show their happiness because[b] its another journey they've made safely. [/b]

you mean people clap during bus journey? okada trip? keke trip? boat trip?

MrBrownJay1:


you mean people clap during bus journey? okada trip? keke trip? boat trip?

Like I explained earlier, peoples response varies depending on their views. I do say a simple "Thank You" when coming down from a plane.

I was on a flight that has over 120kids (from a school in Lekki)....They were all excited to get back to Nigeria. Are you going to tell them not clap? Come on, its all part of the fun. The pilot and crew were all cheered and happy. Even God in heaven was elated.

Fart!!
that is my favorite part of the flight.

CaptainFM1:


Like I explained earlier, peoples response varies depending on their views. I do say a simple "Thank You" when coming down from a plane.

I was on a flight that has over 120kids (from a school in Lekki)....They were all excited to get back to Nigeria. Are you going to tell them not clap? Come on, its all part of the fun. The pilot and crew were all cheered and happy. Even God in heaven was elated.

bless these kids, these are innocent people who dont know better, which is understandable.... but grown folks clapping when the plane lands, kai!!!

whats next? give the pilot a tip for a job well done?! BWAAAAH!