Lonestar124:
God is great in his handwork

This is no handwork of God please. This is the handwork of obesity and his feeding lifestyle. Yuck!


He can have the lady below for companionship. Perfect match they will make....

Divay22:

Lol.. Be nice na


Seriously serious
I can't.... He's gonna kill someone

Dn't mind me huh. In real life i hate over excessive fat men, just catching fun here!

This na drum oo.... I cant

humeeh:
Actually you just got a relaxing day, not fair! Buh man's gotta live...
Me! I'm a home girl.. Nowhere to turn up. You live where?

I ain't complaining though..


I live in the East side. I'm Igbo by blood and location.

Xinzu:



I ain't complaining though..



I live in the East side. I'm Igbo by blood and location.

And by physical looks sef... Una just jam everything igbotic together..

TheSuperNerd:


This is no handwork of God please. This is the handwork of obesity and his feeding lifestyle. Yuck!


He can have the lady below for companionship. Perfect match they will make....

It damn took all her energy to bend that little... Hian!!!

Draei:

The ladies will always be on top of him.
Do the opposite if you're tired of living..

izaray:
You get sense jor. Just give him head, and see him sleeping helplessly like a pregnant cow

humeeh:

It damn took all her energy to bend that little... Hian!!!

Little? Okay relax... Now look again.... Is that "little"?

Wetin be this....just like Zuma rock... ...the coming of black yokosuna

TheSuperNerd:


Little? Okay relax... Now look again.... Is that "little"?

LMAO
It's little jo, alright let's say halfway.. It's because she's huge that's why you think she bent that much jae..

the guy tattooed a whole city on his stomach

humeeh:


LMAO
It's little jo, alright let's say halfway.. It's because she's huge that's why you think she bent that much jae..

Anatomically and by extreme somato type (body type) she looks like this (below)......



Now is that still "little" or even "halfway"? Come on... You look in far much better shape anatomically. But this here is " Over the top"

I can't marry an obese person.

TheSuperNerd:


Anatomically and by extreme somato type (body type) she looks like this (below)......



Now is that still "little" or even "halfway"? Come on... You look in far much better shape anatomically. But this here is " Over the top"

On a jovial note.. Is a baby curled up under her top?

humeeh:

On a jovial note.. Is a baby curled up under her top?

Lolll... Wanna find out? Come with me to the examining room/theatre (OR) then. Let's have it checked out. Lol

country hard ooo some nairaland girlie will not mind ooo money miss road type.

TheSuperNerd:


Lolll... Wanna find out? Come with me to the examining room/theatre (OR) then. Let's have it checked out. Lol

No qualms...let me take permission from Sango my ancestral uncle

magicalBae:

All you slim guys that will be doing it like a porn star.
He'll get tired easily. His kokoro is small, I will not be over stretch. They know how to take care of woman.

I see

humeeh:

And by physical looks sef... Una just jam everything igbotic together..

Unrepentant!



You're Yoruba, right?

humeeh:

No qualms...let me take permission from Sango my ancestral uncle

Sango? Nigerian god of thunder? Or another sango?

Hian... Na wa oooo... Okay. Go ahead then. I guess I will just have to check into the OR without you.

Meanwhile, kindly tell him to pass a message to Amadioha and Ogun for me... Tell him to say to them... "screw you all." Thanks.

Xinzu:



Unrepentant!



You're Yoruba, right?

Maybe
North Central

TheSuperNerd:


Sango? Nigerian god of thunder? Or another sango?

Hian... Na wa oooo... Okay. Go ahead then. I guess I will just have to check into the OR without you.

Meanwhile, kindly tell him to pass a message to Amadioha and Ogun for me... Tell him to say to them... "screw you all." Thanks.

.
LMFAO
Why so scared?

humeeh:
Maybe North Central

You look it, I've seen your pic

humeeh:
.
LMFAO
Why so scared?

Scared? No I'm not scared... I mean these guys (Sango, Amadioha etc) are ancestors right? Meaning they are all dead. So how scary could they be if they are dead? Tu comprends?

But it's nice to know you are an Omoluwabi (or is it omoluabi?). Still send my greetings to them in the underworld.

I'm off to the OR to check on fat Amy.

Xinzu:



You look it, I've seen your pic

.
Seriously?. Been told I look l Yoruba some say Ibo and some Hausa...Nawa
None of you can even upgrade and say I don't look Nigerian

TheSuperNerd:


Scared? No I'm not scared... I mean these guys (Sango, Amadioha etc) are ancestors right? Meaning they are all dead. So how scary could they be if they are dead? Tu comprends?

But it's nice to know you are an Omoluwabi (or is it omoluabi?). Still send my greetings to them in the underworld.

I'm off to the OR to check on fat Amy.

Alright then.
Let's just hope Fat Amy doesn't crush you till you go send your regards yourself in the underworld

humeeh:
. Seriously?. Been told I look l Yoruba some say Ibo and some Hausa...Nawa None of you can even upgrade and say I don't look Nigerian

Oya, you look Australian

Xinzu:



Oya, you look Australian

Fair enough!
Even though you can like to deceive

Naaah... she's been knocked out by anesthetics already so she can do me no harm. I cannot be crushed but only crushed on...

Underworld? Lady I gat no business there mehn. You are the one who says something about an uncle called Sango. And believe me, you will find him in full body form in the underworld. Same with Amadioha etc.

So ejoor ooo goodluck on your trip down under. lol...

Will tell Fat Amy you said hi....

humeeh:

Alright then.
Let's just hope Fat Amy doesn't crush you till you go send your regards yourself in the underworld

TheSuperNerd:
Naaah... she's been knocked out by anesthetics already so she can do me no harm. I cannot be crushed but only crushed on...

Underworld? Lady I gat no business there mehn. You are the one who says something about an uncle called Sango. And believe me, you will find him in full body form in the underworld. Same with Amadioha etc.

So ejoor ooo goodluck on your trip down under. lol...

Will tell Fat Amy you said hi....

I give up!

humeeh:


I give up!

Wow! The lady throws in the towel... Lol

Nice one shaa... So thanks for crowning me winner of the banter. What's my prize then? It better not have anything to do with your uncle please...