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Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by XhosaNostra(f): 12:08pm On Feb 23, 2018
christ007:
lol you can come and get me too am a sex doll grin grin

Hahaha.
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by Genset: 12:10pm On Feb 23, 2018
My dear forget matter, dis girl just purely wasted her money...Nigerian guys don't fucking deserve dis.....is dat not how I borrowed my boyfriend N20k and d goat has not even thought of paying back and dis is d same person dat hardly gives me stuffs....let me dat hear borrows me 5k
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by christ007(m): 12:12pm On Feb 23, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Hahaha.

serious am a sex doll and am nt like other sex doll grin
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by XhosaNostra(f): 12:12pm On Feb 23, 2018
christ007:
serious am a sex doll and am nt like other sex doll grin


Proof tongue
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by christ007(m): 12:14pm On Feb 23, 2018
XhosaNostra:



Proof tongue
I wil tell yr guy to get a sex dol so that you can come and get me too grin grin
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by XhosaNostra(f): 12:16pm On Feb 23, 2018
christ007:
I wil tell yr guy to get a sex dol so that you can come and get me too grin grin

You also want a turn with it? grin
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by christ007(m): 12:18pm On Feb 23, 2018
XhosaNostra:


You also want a turn with it? grin
what do you mean am a human being sex doll not US sex doll cheesy[size=8pt][/size]
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by XhosaNostra(f): 12:20pm On Feb 23, 2018
christ007:
what do you mean am a human being sex doll not US sex doll cheesy[size=8pt][/size]

Lol. What can I look forward to? tongue
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by omoadeleye(m): 12:49pm On Feb 23, 2018
Asowari:
how come I don't get to meet such girls cry



cause you use and dump them like used tissue papers

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Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by Ugosample(m): 12:52pm On Feb 23, 2018
Lionessza:




I would move a guy into my house lol. But if we get married then , we would have to get a prenup ( whatever you came with into the marriage , it's yours and upon divorce we won't touch there . But whatever we achieve during the union we should share) I think that's fair enough for both sides.

Fair enough grin cheesy

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Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by Lionessza(f): 1:08pm On Feb 23, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Wow. I didn't know you can't have your own friend outside. That's controlling. But maybe she's correct because most yabo really, they're only friends with each other as wives of...
And they also like ukubapavela in everything. You know what that word means, right? Hype. Ja. Ndincamile. Dickmatized much?


That's what she says. Ja , I've also noticed that bahlala bodwa with these men only . Lmfao, I know about their deep need for i pavi, and the girls are forced to smile and play along. Nonsense grin. Totally dyckmatised , hun.

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Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by Lionessza(f): 1:08pm On Feb 23, 2018
Ugosample:


Fair enough grin cheesy


Lol, I think so.
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by Lionessza(f): 1:10pm On Feb 23, 2018
mikejj:
you are trying to say that girl was high


Lol, it seems that way. grin
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by Lionessza(f): 1:10pm On Feb 23, 2018
lexy2014:
what makes u think I haven't bought some already?


Lol, go ask for your money back if you have .
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by Nobody: 1:11pm On Feb 23, 2018
omoadeleye:




cause you use and dump them like used tissue papers
not true am a good man cry
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by XhosaNostra(f): 1:14pm On Feb 23, 2018
Lionessza:



That's what she says. Ja , I've also noticed that bahlala bodwa with these men only . Lmfao, I know about their deep need for i pavi, and the girls are forced to smile and play along. Nonsense grin. Totally dyckmatised , hun.

Yho. Ha.a
Chin, caba ngoku you're going to be a Dj Khalid & hype umntu non-stop, for no reason. I really wanna see ezincanca zabo caba hayibo lol. Don't judge me. Kikikiki. It's for research grin

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Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by Martin0(m): 1:15pm On Feb 23, 2018
Lionessza:


Lol, I never kiss and tell wink.
goodgrin
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by MissJoy29(f): 1:18pm On Feb 23, 2018
purityval:



When I see worthless comments like this, I try to see the face behind the comment. Surprisingly you look so worthless like the trash you just typed. Next time, try to wake up with your brain instead of leaving it behind with the previous day. Some dumb comments like yours ends up exposing your frustration in life instead of getting you likes.........
shocked
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by godofuck231: 1:22pm On Feb 23, 2018
XhosaNostra:
I hope she's bugged the flat & placed hidden cameras everywhere grin

I'm just saying.
yes I can see an un married lady or a woman who is unsecured, leave the man alone, if u treat him right he will cheat if he likes but his treasure will always be home waiting for him, and he will find his way back to you,dont be afraid you will be ok
And you!
Op make sure that house is bugged
Am just saying
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by XhosaNostra(f): 1:25pm On Feb 23, 2018
godofuck231:
yes I can see an un married lady or a woman who is unsecured, leave the man alone, if u treat him right he will cheat if he likes but his treasure will always be home waiting for him, and he will find his way back to you,dont be afraid you will be ok
And you!
Op make sure that house is bugged
Am just saying

I am insecure. So?
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by Lionessza(f): 1:26pm On Feb 23, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Yho. Ha.a
Chin, caba ngoku you're going to be a Dj Khalid & hype umntu non-stop, for no reason[b].I really wanna see ezincanca zabo caba hayibo lol[/b][b][/b]. Don't judge me. Kikikiki. It's for research grin




Lol @ being a Dj Khalid. It's either that or you don't get the money yobugulukudu grin. Go on out there girl and be a cheerleader for your man Infront of his friends , even when you actually hate him grin. I think they have fragile egos shame , hence benza anything for money .

The bolded weak me o grin. Who isn't curious though to see if it's a myth or not lol. Maybe I should ask her to send me a pic or wena you go and try ubuye to report back .

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Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by godofuck231: 1:26pm On Feb 23, 2018
Asowari:
how come I don't get to meet such girls cry
It's not that she's rich she appreciates him, knows he's hardworking and deserves something his heart desires, smart women can read a man's energy, know his short falls and compensate for it
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by godofuck231: 1:28pm On Feb 23, 2018
XhosaNostra:


She'll regret it. But can you imagine the pleasure of kicking the rat out back to the sewer he once called home? grin
mothers of broken homes and marriages I greet you but u are not welcome here, thank you grin
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by godofuck231: 1:30pm On Feb 23, 2018
Lionessza:




Lol, I'm sorry to sound rude but this a dumb decision on her part. How about he put a ring on it first and we can move in together to a new house ? .unless she is married and this is her " happy hour boy" cheesy grin. I don't get it. When you kick them out back to the sewer, they usually kill you cheesy. They have by now gotten used to sitting on a sofa and can't imagine sitting on top of a stone again lol..

You are so experienced wow, Jim often do u kick them out
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by christ007(m): 1:33pm On Feb 23, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Lol. What can I look forward to? tongue
you can look forward to me at least am a human being sex doll
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by Lionessza(f): 1:35pm On Feb 23, 2018
godofuck231:


You are so experienced wow, Jim often do u kick them out


What ?
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by godofuck231: 1:36pm On Feb 23, 2018
veeceesynergy:
Don't think I like d gift of a house frm a 'girl friend'............
It's not being gifted that's the issue, men should try to understand the intents of such women, she's trying to remind him to stay loyal, if she's rich she's fortunate if she gifts him a house she's sharing her love and fortune with him, now that's sharing and love, the rule is not to break the trust and love she's building on you.
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by XhosaNostra(f): 1:37pm On Feb 23, 2018
Lionessza:




Lol @ being a Dj Khalid. It's either that or you don't get the money yobugulukudu grin. Go on out there girl and be a cheerleader for your man Infront of his friends , even when you actually hate him grin. I think they have fragile egos shame , hence benza anything for money .

The bolded weak me o grin. Who isn't curious though to see if it's a myth or not lol. Maybe I should ask her to send me a pic or wena you go and try ubuye to report back .


LMFAO.

Who doesn't want to experience unforgettable, abracadabra moments? wink grin But nabo ngomaqaqa lol. I would if it weren't for that tongue

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Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by godofuck231: 1:39pm On Feb 23, 2018
ehardetola:
Girlfriend or wife?
Guy what's the difference, if na girlfriend and she's this accommodation put a ring on it if she refuses kidnap her to hawaii and marry her by force grin, how many girls de think about man desire to own a house and gift him 1

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Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by XhosaNostra(f): 1:39pm On Feb 23, 2018
christ007:
you can look forward to me at least am a human being sex doll

Whatever smiley
Re: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by christ007(m): 1:42pm On Feb 23, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Whatever smiley
are you angry we are just having fun my dear

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