clemmonce:
I just like this stuff you wrote he funny die........ you have seen alot of Shit.s in life men....Lol

I'm telling you, I've seen a lot of shii to last a lifetime

Holywizard:
1- I easily fall out of love but I always feel bored and I like staying alone.

2- I'm always lost in fantasy where I always have money, ride expensive cars, neat and beautiful girls seeking for my attention, building houses for my family members, getting married to a nurse.

3- I feel bad and weak seeing young boys rolling with young beautiful girls while I have non.

4- I always feel that I'm ugly while people compliment me to be handsome.

5- I'm always moody when am broke

I do all these. Were you born in February?

kwessiStewie2:
I am a core introvert that means I prefer texting to phone calls, I hate talkatives especially girls
I make perfect music videos in my head when listening to music
I am a celebrity who lives in a 30 million mansion
I prefer Wales and Scotland to England and the US
I am obsessed with the UK and Ireland
I am fascinated with serial killers
I watch documentaries a lot
I've never masturbated (am 24)
I had my first sexual encounter when I was about 2-3 years to an older girl of about 5
Most people think am a virgin including my parents
Girls tend to like me a lot
older women like me
I've been hit on more times females amd gays than I have hit on other people
I hate authority
I am obsessed with freedom
I hate female bosses
I hate being giving by the minute instructions
I am a detective I read people like a book
James Bond over mission impossible
I watch cartoons with my junior siblings
I fantasize about getting high
I am kinky and sex addict
I think I might have Sudanese
ancestry
I enjoy sleeping naked even when its cold
.............

Hmmmm fine girl!

Gofwane:
I don't know how to go and greet people when they are sick or when someone dies.

I hate being told what to do. If i'm about to do a thing and you approach me to tell me to do that same thing, i won't do it just to show you that you can't control me

I go out of my way and comfort to help people

I can spend a whole day without laughing. Not because i'm a sadist but because I've seen so many shii in life to the extent that most things don't look funny anymore.

You are so so like me except the last one. I laugh all the time, so much so that people hardly know that I get sad at times.. Like a defense mechanism

sahm4u2nv:
1. I don't eat egg
2. I have map of Africa on my stomach, weird? Yeah
3. Whatever I says do come thru especially evil things, had 3-4 occasions, a friends brother came to greet her when I was still in secondary sch, I was like so your brother didn't com to greet his in law, I just dey pity u I for say make he get accident, lo n behold 10 minutes later she ran to my house that her brother s n general hospital
Secondary me n my friends were walking by the road side n there were this kids playing with sand by the road side, I was like I just dey imagine one f d kids jam the the bicycle cycling down the street, within seconds one of dem ran to the road n jammed the bike, I walk home alone my friends disappeared etc
4. Whatever I wishes or imagine comes through
5. I look far younger than my age, I mean facial expression we still discussed it today.
6. I must lie down immediately after every meal


Note:

Everything up there are pure Truth, I swear to God

I can relate my brother does it too. So much that people come dey fear to vex am sef even us..

Alright Weird things let me see
1. I tend to have long conversations and debates with myself from time to time, I laugh and smile when doing this and I get really caught up in it most times, I actually forget I'm talking to myself because it's so fun. Weird I know!!

2. When I don't like the end of a movie I tend to give it a new one and really play it out in my head till I'm super satisfied with it.

3. I couldn't kill a flying cockroach if my life depended on it, I'm not just that brave. Flying cockroaches are the most scary things I can ever come up against. They absolutely freak me out, I dont get myself back after seeing them till I take a shower. P.S I always have a can of insecticide around the house incase I run into one.

4. When I'm at work or home and bored, and I can't seem to find anything to watch my goto channel is Cartoon Network. For some weird reason Teen Titans and Regular Show always cheer me up.

5. Food helps me regulate my mood. I eat whenever I'm happy, sad or worried. It just always makes things better.

6. I can't shower with cold water. Haven't done that in over 3 years. Can't stand it, makes me feel like my heart skipped a beat. Literally though

Sarang:


I can relate my brother does it too. So much that people come dey fear to vex am sef even us..

that k God I'm.not alone,

1 - I am claustrophobic, from preferring big sedans, to a half empty sitting room, big blue skies. Imagining me crawling in a tunnel can cause fluids to come out of my sudoriferous and lachrymal glands.

2- I have always had a soft spot for ladies with droopy jugs and thick legs(calves) - throw in a left leg anklet/waist beads and I will be mumu.

3- I do not forgive easily, a tiff with my lady lasts for hours before it thaws in me. My boss, then as a company consultant once set me up, I read Von Clausewitz and the art of making war, stalked him apropos official engagements/duties/stuffs(he got employed full time now) for six months, I had my chance - 2 in 24hours to finish him, I could not do it.

4- I rarely lose my cool in nasty circumstances, my best friend of 2 decades still calls me 'cool bastard' - Sangfroid comes to mind.

5- I think I am too strong willed and stubborn, wanting to have my way. Mama told me I was her only normal birth, sandwiched between 2 CS births spread across almost a decade, gravidity of 4 and parity of 3, I was born after the die-in-utero.

I have a eating disorder (geophagia)
I listen to songs that worsen my mood whenever I'm sad
I pick my nails (fingers and toes) till they bleed
I love meat... Oh! My love for meat... hmm
I don't know what orgasm feels like
*did I just type that? * egbami

tolusan:
1. I dislike it when people touch me for any reason. If you catch me on a bad day and touch me, be ready for a show down. Its an absolute taboo. Do not touch for any reason. Bae is the only tiny exception I've made for this rule.

2. Though most people think I'm a tough dude, I actually hate trouble. I'll rather make peace than fight a war, yet I am a lawyer "trouble na my work"

3. I will never pee anywhere except a toilet. No matter the urge, we must get to a toilet.

4. I feel guilty the few times I ever throw things on the floor in public.

5. If you make a grammatical mistake when speaking to my hearing, I will instinctively correct you, no matter how old you are (except my bosses)

You be overstressing your kidneys this could lead to prolonged retention of toxic matters in the body, diseases which are supposed to be urinated and organisms of diseases in the kidneys. Thus ultimately would lead to kidney problems. I'm an environmentalist but I'd advice you do urinate often even before you feel the urge anywhere you can except you're not allowed to do so.

Mine z plenty oo. Hmmm here goes some
M a hard core, I dnt give a Bleep!! Nd i snub pple lyk hell
1. I hate associating with people. I'd rather be left alone nd I love it.
2. I hate having frnds..same wit no.1, I believe m better off alone
I hate being told wot to do. If m about to do sometin, nd m being tld 2 do it, I wnt anymore, jes so it wnt appear like u cn control me.
3. I hate being wrong! Yh...u read dat. If m being corrected, even if I knw m wrong, I'll stil wn2 justify myslf nd brng out d 'right' in my 'wrong' wich often leads 2 an arguement.
4. I hate stupid pple... I cnt stnd dem nd deir conversation. jes lyk interacting wit smart p
ple.
5. I think...like A LOT!! M always tinking. Cnt stop tinking nd tlking 2 myslf.
6. I hate sex/sex topics...jeeezz!! (m a virgin) I cn dislike sum1 I like so much jes because they like or tlked about sex.
7. I gat a very very sharp instincts...before sumtin happens my instincts will always tel me. Nd itz nvr wrng.
9. I dislike public attention
10. I hate talkatives. If someone begins 2 tlk 2 much...rather dan tel dem, I'll jes pretend 2 listen...bt my mind has trlvd.
11. I'd rather starve dan drink lipton
12. M geriaphobic (cnt tink about myslf in old age) nd also have fear of death (cnt rmbr d name)
13. I cnt cry in front of pple. NEVER!!
14. I dnt knw hw 2 apologize.
15. Love nd relationships dnt move me.
16. I dnt tel pple my problems nt even my family members. If I av a problem, I'll tlk 2 myslf nd 2geda, we'll profer a solution. (more reason I dnt nid pple).
17. I cnt stnd d company d guys. Lemme stop here biko

Juxtathinka:
1. I don't like going out in the day, but I love the night.
2. I can cook two pots of food and still go out to buy snacks.
3. I hate it when someone touches me. I had to learn to hug, make e no be like say na me antisocial pass.
4. I forgive people after yabbing them in my thoughts. Just a little mimicking and creating funny scenarios.
5. I can cry just by reading a touching story or watching a movie.

number 3 is exactly me.

1. All my life I can only breathe through one part of nostrils(left or right interchangeably). I don't know what its like to breathe with both.

2. I can have a full blown conversation with myself :-)

3. My mood swing is 100%, I can seem very excited about something only to feel very moody the next minute for no reason.

4. I am good at reading people, sometimes I don't need to talk with you just looking at pictures and body language is enough to tell what kinda person you are.

5. Lastly, I fear bathing under the shower. I feel like I would choke! I am hydrophobic!

Olujanny:
I have a eating disorder (geophagia)
I listen to songs that worsen my mood whenever I'm sad
I pick my nails (fingers and toes) till they bleed
I love meat... Oh! My love for meat... hmm
I don't know what orgasm feels like
*did I just type that? * egbami

Boy/girl, you are weird. lol

Especially using one phone to do 5 things at the same time as listed by you. Call, chat and text at the same time?

Also cook 5 food at the same time? I want to know if you have done this before.

MissJoy29:

In other words, it's not possible for me to do all those things I listed up there at the same time right?

shogotermies:
1. I love talking to my self,I argue with myself. I do this to learn more, and gear myself up most times.

2. I hate rain,. it makes me feel the world is getting to an end soon.

3. I don't know if am an introvert or extrovert.

4. I hate height.

5. I see people or friends I will meet probably a week before in my dreams.

6. I also suffer from devaju effect, an effect that makes u feel, u have been in a situation or a place before

Same on 1, 3,6
6 especially, thought I had super powers when I was very young

# I can recall figures and store it in my brain for a long time. but I forget peoples name and faces quickly.

# I know too much do to extensive reading. that can come as a show off.

# once I made decision nothing in the world can stop me from experimenting .

#I only date out of my tribe mostly ibo. I've tried my tribe once and it was terrible.

#I hate lateral thinkers and men who judge.

Chikita66:
I can change from so nice to so mean within seconds.
One minute am all emotional and crying, the next minute am all hardcore and don't give a fuvk. So weird!

I'm a fuvking snub, snubbing people gives me joy especially when they make me mad and they really wanna talk to me so badly. Weirdo!

Whenever I decide to hurt someone, I bring out my mind to do it. Even if the person is hurting I still won't care, left a friend on sick bed cos he said something so annoying, I walked out on him, never talked or apologized to him after that day, he came back when he got well and apologized to me and told me "babe you get mind". .

I can carry grudges for centuries, I can not talk to someone am beefing with for centuries and still not give a fuvk about it. Whenever I have issues with someone and they are at the fault, they must Apologize to me or I will never talk to them.

I don't like crowd, don't really like associating with people, like staying on my own, I hate public attention and public display of love, I detest noise, I hate apple, so weird!

you are still growing...you will come to realise there is no profit in keeping malice for centuries...

being full of yourself makes you think you are always right..remember the world is now a village...brace up for the coming days..you will work one day and you will have colleagues.... hmmmm

you are yet to understand the world

Emmyblaqie:
Mine z plenty oo. Hmmm here goes some
M a hard core, I dnt give a Bleep!! Nd i snub pple lyk hell
1. I hate associating with people. I'd rather be left alone nd I love it.
2. I hate having frnds..same wit no.1, I believe m better off alone
I hate being told wot to do. If m about to do sometin, nd m being tld 2 do it, I wnt anymore, jes so it wnt appear like u cn control me.
3. I hate being wrong! Yh...u read dat. If m being corrected, even if I knw m wrong, I'll stil wn2 justify myslf nd brng out d 'right' in my 'wrong' wich often leads 2 an arguement.
4. I hate stupid pple... I cnt stnd dem nd deir conversation. jes lyk interacting wit smart p
ple.
5. I think...like A LOT!! M always tinking. Cnt stop tinking nd tlking 2 myslf.
6. I hate sex/sex topics...jeeezz!! (m a virgin) I cn dislike sum1 I like so much jes because they like or tlked about sex.
7. I gat a very very sharp instincts...before sumtin happens my instincts will always tel me. Nd itz nvr wrng.
9. I dislike public attention
10. I hate talkatives. If someone begins 2 tlk 2 much...rather dan tel dem, I'll jes pretend 2 listen...bt my mind has trlvd.
11. I'd rather starve dan drink lipton
12. M geriaphobic (cnt tink about myslf in old age) nd also have fear of death (cnt rmbr d name)
13. I cnt cry in front of pple. NEVER!!
14. I dnt knw hw 2 apologize.
15. Love nd relationships dnt move me.
16. I dnt tel pple my problems nt even my family members. If I av a problem, I'll tlk 2 myslf nd 2geda, we'll profer a solution. (more reason I dnt nid pple).
17. I cnt stnd d company d guys. Lemme stop here biko

sorry for judging you. this your personality is bad. it will be extremely difficult for people like you to say sorry and forgive. this two things have destroyed a lot of things around the world. please try and amend

vlogger:
I hate going to malls
I'm so rich, I don't have a girlfriend I'm so shy. A girl tried asking me out, I ran away from her front.
I hate cockroaches and rats. I can't stand them or someone talking about them.
I don't read rape news or domestic violence news anywhere, it bursts my brain.
I dunno what to type on the fifth one.----modified
I hate science fiction movies and Indian movies

On that cockroach matter, I can't even stay in a room with one... If the thing should fly ehn... I can't rest till it's killed else, I leave the room jeje

I am just a mirror addict I feel like I am the most handsome guy in the world.

I take mirror everywhere I go( am a guy)
i just don't know how to talk to girls even when they ask me out I will just say I have one, because I can't talk to girls
I easily get depressed
I love staying in the dark
I love being alone.
I have never had a girlfriend, any one I tell that never believe me. I think am scared of falling my hand

Lsofdk:
1. I don't talk much.

2. I argue a lot and I always win because I'm gonna wear you out (weird for someone who doesn't like talking much)

3. Most people say I always wear an unapproachable face

4. When I'm in a vehicle, I always feel like taking the wheels from the driver each time a vehicle overtakes us

5. I don't forget a face… even if I see you in the dark for the first time.

6. I don't drink water till I'm done eating… sometimes I forget to drink

7. When I'm in a vehicle, I always feel like taking the wheels from the driver each time a vehicle overtakes us

8. When I'm stroking my beard, I'm thinking.

9. I prefer watching movies alone, I backward a lot

Makydebbie oya let's see yours

They said five, oversabi.

Lemme type mine. I'll mention you.

Five weird facts lol.


1) Once we start a conversation and you're using shorthand to type, I'm sorry. That's the end of our conversation, I'm never going to hit you up. Never.


2) I hardly smile, always minding my business like it's a full time job, I'm never bothered about what people say.


3) I wouldn't like to see my cum on your body, dick, beards or fingers. I'll lick it all off, it's so hot and turns me on. I don't just wanna see my cum on your body. I love licking my cum. So freakkkyyyy.


4) When I'm lonely or depressed, I suck my boobs, it makes me feel better for some weird reason I don't understand. I calm down immediately.


5) I never lose arguments, once my mind is in that shiit, forget it. I always win baby.



6)My mood swing is crazy and I love people who make good use and also understand sarcasm.


7) All my life, I've had a running nose. And I'm allergic to smoke and dust.

No bro. November

CrescentMoon:


I do all these. Were you born in February?

Tollzara:
Nigga, you a NARUTO fan?

nigga it's nw boruto ep 47

Olujanny:

I don't know what orgasm feels like
*did I just type that? * egbami

I can tell you for free that you are missing one of Gods finer gifts!!

Before this dies, let me add mine.
1) I assume everybody thinks I am proud and hates me because I careless about people's feelings. They think I am weird because I don't get very close or familiar with them except for selected 2 persons in 100.
2)I feel like a newcomer everytime I visit a place I have gone to more than a hundred times.
3)If you hurt me, I can wait for 40 years to plan and get me revenge.
4)I don't like rules, limitations or restrictions. All these rules were decided without my consent, so let's break them.
5)I am attracted to rude girls at least stubborn girls. Someone who would give me the shit I dish out (Mind games).

makydebbie:
They said five, oversabi.

Lemme type mine. I'll mention you.

Lol

makydebbie:
Five weird facts lol.


1) Once we start a conversation and you're using shorthand to type, I'm sorry. That's the end of our conversation, I'm never going to hit you up. Never.

2) I hardly smile, always minding my business like it's a full time job, I'm never bothered about what people say.


3) I wouldn't like to see my cum on your body, dick, beards or fingers. I'll lick it all off, it's so hot and turns me on. I don't just wanna see my cum on your body. I love licking my cum. So freakkkyyyy.


4) When I'm lonely or depressed, I suck my boobs, it makes me feel better for some weird reason I don't understand. I calm down immediately.


5) I never lose arguments, once my mind is in that shiit, forget it. I always win baby.



6)My mood swing is crazy and I love people who make good use and also understand sarcasm.


7) All my life, I've had a running nose. And I'm allergic to smoke and dust.
Cc Lsofdk.

5 oh, oversabi sef dy worry you too
and I was thinking I had weird habits
@emboldened we need to argue make I break your winning streak

Sarang:


You are so so like me except the last one. I laugh all the time, so much so that people hardly know that I get sad at times.. Like a defense mechanism

lol that's great. I once heard that laughing makes you look younger.

makydebbie:
Five weird facts lol.


1) Once we start a conversation and you're using shorthand to type, I'm sorry. That's the end of our conversation, I'm never going to hit you up. Never.


2) I hardly smile, always minding my business like it's a full time job, I'm never bothered about what people say.


3) I wouldn't like to see my cum on your body, dick, beards or fingers. I'll lick it all off, it's so hot and turns me on. I don't just wanna see my cum on your body. I love licking my cum. So freakkkyyyy.


4) When I'm lonely or depressed, I suck my boobs, it makes me feel better for some weird reason I don't understand. I calm down immediately.


5) I never lose arguments, once my mind is in that shiit, forget it. I always win baby.



6)My mood swing is crazy and I love people who make good use and also understand sarcasm.


7) All my life, I've had a running nose. And I'm allergic to smoke and dust.
Cc Lsofdk.

Wow, you are be really weird

KINGOFJAPAN:
I listen to sad songs when I'm sad so I can become even sadder

Jigba:


Wow, you can be really weird

Really?
I thought it's almost normal.