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Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by cassyrooy(m): 1:03am On Feb 28, 2018
MissJoy29:

Lol @some ladies eat without caution. It's true. I'm guilty too sometimes.

I now understand your hatred/fear of dogs. Mine has been there all along. No reason whatsoever.
grin

Oh, but they weren't just happening with only one person at a time o. But more than one
Okay I get it, you're super weird!

Yeah, we have tried. My weirdness can't be exhausted though . But yeah, let's chill. grin

Have a good night's rest cool
Yeah, you seem almost inexhaustible with the weirdness thingy, its cool honestly, but I think we consciously hide it from very close pals and confuse whatever scent they've got about us!

Nice meeting you, Miss Joy, my new wierdo friend on NL(hope I could call you that?) cool grin

Anyways, mention me when you see interesting topic like this one, Biko! Catchya later!

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Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Reedahgado(f): 1:05am On Feb 28, 2018
Hungarriman:
Finally i have found the great great great great great granddaughter of ESAU. Jacob's family said i should greet u for them.

I dey answer oooo

But wait first, where u see them?
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by raydatluvs(m): 1:38am On Feb 28, 2018
AntiNormal:


Shey?
see we dey fight your course..remember us when e dey happen sha

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Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by MissJoy29(f): 6:16am On Feb 28, 2018
cassyrooy:
grin

Okay I get it, you're super weird!

Yeah, you seem almost inexhaustible with the weirdness thingy, its cool honestly, but I think we consciously hide it from very close pals and confuse whatever scent they've got about us!

Nice meeting you, Miss Joy, my new wierdo friend on NL(hope I could call you that?) cool ;
Anyways, mention me when you see interesting topic like this one, Biko! Catchya later!
The pleasure is mine too, Mr cassyrooy. I will remember to mention you.

Goodmorning & have a good day ahead
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by MissJoy29(f): 6:39am On Feb 28, 2018
Hungarriman:
wink wink wink[center][/center]Nah don't take me too serious, i am just enjoying the chit chat and also trying to see if i can stylishly help a brother move his ministry to the permanent site. You know it's not everyday, you see a guy this tactical on Nairaland. No harm intended. smileyNah don't take me too serious, i am just enjoying the chit chat and also trying to see if i can stylishly help a brother move his ministry to the permanent site. You know it's not everyday, you see a guy this tactical on Nairaland. No harm intended.
Oh I definitely know there's no harm intended. Don't mind me jare grin
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by MissJoy29(f): 6:42am On Feb 28, 2018
AntiNormal:



You got me... cheesy
Yeah...cos you know I'm right
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by MissJoy29(f): 6:46am On Feb 28, 2018
AntiNormal:


Shey?
cool
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Hungarriman: 6:57am On Feb 28, 2018
Reedahgado:


I dey answer oooo

But wait first, where u see them?
Just as i saw you with an intense love for food, i also saw someone with a strong love for offering people food in exchange for their most prized possession. Una two descendants full everywhere ooo.

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Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Hungarriman: 7:20am On Feb 28, 2018
MissJoy29:

Oh I definitely know there's no harm intended. Don't mind me jare grin
Nothing spoil. But a happily ever after conclusion for this story would not be bad shaa and i would love to be mentioned if it happens. The love of fairytales and party jollof rice will not kill me shaa, plus Antinormal agbalaa mbo. One love. cool
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by boyjo: 7:46am On Feb 28, 2018
Luc97:
1. I love writing ABCD ... I do it unknowingly most of the time
2. I love walking with my eyes closed.
3. I get angry when reading cliche novels or watching cliche movies... It annoys me to my bones.
4. I hate commenting on social media platforms....it took me several minutes of conviction to do this.
5. I hum any music while eating... I have been doing that since I was younger.... My grandma has even beaten me because of it.... The worst part is that I don't even know when I do it...
That is enough weirdness for now

Feels funny lol...
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by boyjo: 7:50am On Feb 28, 2018
Neurotika:


I did top my class back then in the uni. But I actually don't believe academic performance has a direct causation with intelligence tho...

Alright...
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by boyjo: 7:51am On Feb 28, 2018
David160:


I don't know bro... I guess am just that way

Alright...
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by boyjo: 7:51am On Feb 28, 2018
pcguru1:


Lol actually not really, I just like reading about married couples who go through that and when they narrate the experience especially when the person regrets or the person divorces the other party, one of my favourite is survivinginfidelity on reddit. I like the narrative from suspecting to confrontation till the other partner begs for forgiveness. it's fun for me to read.

Interesting.
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by MissJoy29(f): 7:52am On Feb 28, 2018
Hungarriman:
Nothing spoil. But a happily ever after conclusion for this story would not be bad shaa and i would love to be mentioned if it happens. The love of fairytales and party jollof rice will not kill me shaa, plus Antinormal agbalaa mbo. One love. cool
See me see wahala o shocked

But seriously, which mbo ka ogbara? Cos I don't see any. You know. He knows too. That's why he has been keeping quiet. Isn't that right @Antinormal? tongue
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by boyjo: 7:54am On Feb 28, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Evil people use them as monitoring agents

Madam!!!
Hahaha cheesy
Say What??
shocked shocked shocked


How do you find the mind to smash that soft body of theirs?
Come on bae.
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by boyjo: 7:55am On Feb 28, 2018
skillzbae:




Yes, 5 blocks. Hubby calls me a witch

Well... I will call you keen hearer grin
No gossiping you behind your back. grin

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Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by boyjo: 7:55am On Feb 28, 2018
BluntBoy:


Bro, my picture is there. You can't see it because you are human grin

Lol, okay.
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Hungarriman: 7:55am On Feb 28, 2018
raydatluvs:
see we dey fight your course..remember us when e dey happen sha
My own be say, i no wan miss the party jollof. Antinormal no let boys down ooo, even if e no happen, just cook party jollof, invite boys come chop, we don try naa. Raydatluvs innit?

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Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by boyjo: 8:14am On Feb 28, 2018
RealMillennial:
~I lost my virginity at 23 (400 L)to d love of my life whom I knew since primary school

~I broke up with same girl 2 weeks after

~I sometimes 'overthink' about the world's problems and wish I knew much less than I do

~I have a secret fear of old age n all its issues

~I used to want to marry a white girl when I was younger. That was dumb! Now I can't take my eyes off my African beauties.

Was it caused by the sex with her?
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by boyjo: 8:15am On Feb 28, 2018
tinny898:
i hav phobia for old friends lil children, babies especially.

i hav fantasy 4 death maybe bcuz ain't scared of it

i alwayz feel sad any tym i remember am d oly child.

i hardly remember dreams

Hav alwayz wnted 2 bcum old so i always pray d year run's fast.

i 8 cultural clothes haven't worn one 4 the past 6yrs





i rest mai case

Can`t stop laughing grin
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by boyjo: 8:24am On Feb 28, 2018
Olujanny:
I have a eating disorder (geophagia)
I listen to songs that worsen my mood whenever I'm sad
I pick my nails (fingers and toes) till they bleed
I love meat... Oh! My love for meat... hmm
I don't know what orgasm feels like
*did I just type that? * egbami shocked

Is your buttocks big?
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Hungarriman: 8:25am On Feb 28, 2018
AntiNormal:




Normally, I'd say something like leave your window open, but that would probably just end up with you getting a terrible cold, or robbed...
Or both...

So, how 'bout I get your number instead?
Missjoy29, at least the smoothness of this up there should have at least earned him something, even if its just only the first three digits like 080 or 070...The way this thing is going Antinormal would end up having to catch a grenade just catch a girl. But of what use is a girl to a man with rigor mortis. Ihe nke a sef. cry
Well, Antinormal you have had the verdict of this case, which reads that you need to double your hustle. So over to you.

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Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by boyjo: 8:25am On Feb 28, 2018
Sensinisensi:
1 - I am claustrophobic, from preferring big sedans, to a half empty sitting room, big blue skies. Imagining me crawling in a tunnel can cause fluids to come out of my sudoriferous and lachrymal glands.

2- I have always had a soft spot for ladies with droopy jugs and thick legs(calves) - throw in a left leg anklet/waist beads and I will be mumu.

3- I do not forgive easily, a tiff with my lady lasts for hours before it thaws in me. My boss, then as a company consultant once set me up, I read Von Clausewitz and the art of making war, stalked him apropos official engagements/duties/stuffs(he got employed full time now) for six months, I had my chance - 2 in 24hours to finish him, I could not do it.

4- I rarely lose my cool in nasty circumstances, my best friend of 2 decades still calls me 'cool bastard' - Sangfroid comes to mind.

5- I think I am too strong willed and stubborn, wanting to have my way. Mama told me I was her only normal birth, sandwiched between 2 CS births spread across almost a decade, gravidity of 4 and parity of 3, I was born after the die-in-utero.

What are you writing?? undecided undecided
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Reeberry: 8:28am On Feb 28, 2018
Litblogger:


Your grammar is too poor. How does "Gives" fit in that sentence structure?
Ignorance is when she don't know continuous tense.
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by boyjo: 8:33am On Feb 28, 2018
makydebbie:
Five weird facts lol.


1) Once we start a conversation and you're using shorthand to type, I'm sorry. That's the end of our conversation, I'm never going to hit you up. Never.


2) I hardly smile, always minding my business like it's a full time job, I'm never bothered about what people say.


3) I wouldn't like to see my cum on your body, dick, beards or fingers. I'll lick it all off, it's so hot and turns me on. I don't just wanna see my cum on your body. I love licking my cum. So freakkkyyyy. grin


4) When I'm lonely or depressed, I suck my boobs, it makes me feel better for some weird reason I don't understand. I calm down immediately.


5) I never lose arguments, once my mind is in that shiit, forget it. I always win baby. kiss



6)My mood swing is crazy and I love people who make good use and also understand sarcasm.


7) All my life, I've had a running nose. And I'm allergic to smoke and dust.

Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Litblogger: 8:36am On Feb 28, 2018
cool
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Litblogger: 8:37am On Feb 28, 2018
boyjo:

What are you writing?? undecided undecided
I tire o grin
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by boyjo: 8:39am On Feb 28, 2018
KinzyeWriter:
1. I have two faces, Coward when smiling and Devil when angry... People do said I look like a coward because I smile alot and I got a tiny voice when laughing ...if i dey laugh you go think say i don mad ni grin like kikikikikikiki. My usually catch people's attention lol, but these people will be the first to advise me whenever I get angry, they say I look very scary and roar like a lion. But rarely get angry sha

2. I like the smell of a kerosene, especially the on the thread of the stove. It smells really good. Also the smell of a smoke coming from a Tipper's silencer, I so much like it that I use to run after tipper truck when I was young.

3. Whenever realize I made a mistake on sth, I will uncontrollably squeeze my face like.... geeeez showing all of my teeth, even at the middle of the road.. After I get back to normal, I look around like hope nobody is watching... cheesy

4. I am an extra introverted somebody, I may not step outside my house for two - three days. And I don't like having visitors... I may be on my system wearing nothing smiley .. I like to be free and private.

5. When I try to recollect something, all I need do is just to take my hand to rub my head gently, I will feel this expansion within my head until I remember o.


Don't come and be telling me I am been possessed o. Lol

Hope you harness this ability to pass your exams or you`re not a bookworm?
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by boyjo: 8:45am On Feb 28, 2018
Litblogger:


I tire o grin

You noticed. hahaha cheesy grin
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Litblogger: 8:47am On Feb 28, 2018
boyjo:

You noticed. hahaha cheesy grin

Yes o. I was beginning to think my brain needed a reboot.
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by boyjo: 8:53am On Feb 28, 2018
Certitude:
1. I sometimes allow insects roam freely instead of killing them because I'm so lazy to dispose them. Of course the dangerous ones are exception.
2. I spit every morning after brushing until the effect of toothpaste leaves my mouth
3. The door to my life is really difficult to open... People finds it difficult to get in, and I don't allow free exit
4. I don't get excited about afterlife. It bores me.
5. I'm scared of catching feelings
Bonus
* Rice doesn't excite me
*I have phobia for intimacy... (I cringe either before, during or after the act) depending on mood
* I can stay indoor throughout my life time... Only search for money can push me out
* I get h0rny when alone. So I help myself with my left palm...
* I'm good at concealing emotions... One can't really tell what I feel at the moment...
* I love darkness
* I love the fan being on at all times... Even if it's cold.
* I hate popular stuffs.


If I keep putting them down ehn... Make I stop here.

Don`t search far for the reason my braada.
Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by boyjo: 8:54am On Feb 28, 2018
Litblogger:



Yes o. I was beginning to think my brain needed a reboot.

Just imagine how someone wants to confuse the world this morning grin grin

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