Funlord take am easy na!

Funlordmaniac:




Are you afraid of calling the so called online rich men? Why are you still acting like a highly pained world class "ewu kenya" just because I, Lana1 and obainojazz butchered and showed you up for what you truly are? Even after your coward ass got me banned for almost a month? Is your online rep so important to you? You have been running around this section trying desperately to save whatever is left of your tattered scrotums on this thread and ours....you had to beg nihilist and co to come and assist you in hyping your weak ass rebuttals after you got us banned.....Well guess what.... I've buried you son! I saw you crying to afrodoc2 the other day about nl millions.....are you scared of all the zeros you saw dozing in my account? Who gives someone that amount of cash for safekeeping in buhari's nigeria? Ok hypothetically let us even consider your pathetic lies...Why does no one rate you enough to allow you assist them with so many m's too ? Why is your balance still like my jamb result?


Nigga...STFU and be humble....my threads are a testament to my level of achievement....my consistent rolling with the great and the good on this forum across the country is the evidence of how I'm the real deal.....my PI work that has helped traders recover m's back from the G boys is another testament to how much of an asset I am to people who spend their time getting paid or grinding on NL rather than "spending their jobless lives screaming thunder fire, _cunts, scummies etc from 5am till midnight daily online like a sex starved gorilla on coke".....you have been casted you this "mai indomie?" you are so weak you had to invent wack personals to do what? You think anyone believes your lies? Or your _stupid claims? If you ever find your broken plate self in my presence you go fit open mouth so? Should we prove it? Or na all this online noise you only make on this thread son dey job you? Your towns men here have sold you out to me boy.....it shows where you rank on their list of priorities...

Let me reiterate the facts about your short and brutish existence:

1: you are a kept man....meaning you are currently being sustained by your long suffering wife's stipends.....


2: You have no hustle, savings or job...well except making coffee and assisting mr........from time to time.

3: You consider indomie to be an a la carte meal as it is what you are currently used to!


4: Your boys spit whenever you walk into their "mom's house" (she pays the bills kid) and who will blame them...they don't want to end up as kwashiokor kids due to being underfed by their loser dad's lack of drive and ambition!


So at the end of the day diggz...what do you have going for you that makes you think you have a voice here? All the father's and earners here are looking after their own...they only come here to entertain themselves around clowns like you...which is why any monetary gains made here are usually spent on buying an old otondo like you recharge cards..you are really no different from the students here so who you wan measure _prick with really? You dey laugh corpers allowance? Nigga when last did you see N18,500 in the flesh? I've served my ban like a boss watching you fool yourself in my absence.....well guess what your mail delivery system has been hacked....you are an ogogoro soaked shekpite so cowardice is in your DNA........but a coward always dies twice so your first was on the united thread...today's own will be in your own backyard! The gay guy you want to beg for dollars cried to you of how my female mods tortured him and he came crying to you! Look at the weakling you even call your guys in this section? Someone with a nose like my erect penis? Anyway misery loves company so idiotic trolls must band together.....i wish you both the best! Now come and let the comparison begin....I am going to teach you the meaning of pettiness and I'm going to prove to all these men who you tend to disrespect with your inane, sex starved and childish comments that they are all a 1000 times better than you.... You can run to the mods as well...but that will be after you have been shown up to be a know nothing, broke online loud mouth and real life nonentity whose destiny is to live and perish as a troll on NL! E remain make you include troll on your CV since you are not good at much else in life....no good at hustling...no good at being a husband, son or father and no good at maintaining a respectable bank balance!

Guy, easy.
This isn't necessary. We're not ladies who thrive on bickering.

Ibime:


Hmmmm. . . . whose name is on this mail?

A coward dies a 1000 times sir.....although we received the mail from jail and duly gave our resident china broken plate a reply from the wardens office! We expect to be sent to a new facility soon once again thanks to one ogogoro soaked cowards fingers but whatever will be will be....

Meanwhile.

Now in stock... Shekpeteris and Shekpeterises come and place your order

Leyqute:
Meanwhile.

Now in stock...

Leyqute:
Funlord take am easy na!

Everyday na funlord take am easy?....this rank _idiot got us banned even after he came looking for trouble on our thread...came to our thread to lay false accusations against me and keeps trying to paint me black and you expect me to let it slide? I want to show you all what he and I both are.....since NL na the only place where he values his life and rep! An ewu kenya that does not know he is currently at the bottom of the totem pole of life......shey na boss him wan be....oya...I want to know his level of being bossy!

Diggz thunder fire your impotent blockus! Come and tell me what you do in life....come and prove you are what you actually claim others not to be? Jealous good for nothing sack of broke _shit that goes around masturbating to my posts and growing green with envy when looking at my trade figures? Is it my fault that you are a lazy _fuck with poor qualifications and an unhappy marital life? Keke napep hopping jungle bunny like you...

Funlordmaniac:



Everyday na funlord take am easy?....this rank _idiot got us banned even after he came looking for trouble on our thread...came to our thread to lay false accusations against me and keeps trying to paint me black and you expect me to let it slide? I want to show you all what he and I both are.....since NL na the only place where he values his life and rep! An ewu kenya that does not know he is currently at the bottom of the totem pole of life......shey na boss him wan be....oya...I want to know his level of being bossy!

Ah. Hmm.

No be small thing.

It's just that most people start their fights with slaps and neck punches before going on to lebe, stilleto and glocks. Baba, you bypassed the whole lower arsenal and started with an AK-47! You even hold M67 grenade for the other hand!

Na so you dey do?

Biko, don't crucify cruzifixio just yet. E still get many sins wey e never suffer for. If you eviscerate am now na who guys go deal with later on? Kill am slowly abeg, it's more interesting and fun to watch.

Please if I don't reply anyone again today no vex....I am only here to ask some questions to one deltan crybaby....always weeping and hating..I am sure you now ejaculate sniper...being how bitter and pained your unfortunate soul is these days!

Leyqute:


Ah. Hmm.

No be small thing.

It's just that most people start their fights with slaps and neck punches before going on to lebe, stilleto and glocks. Baba, you bypassed the whole lower arsenal and started with an AK-47! You even hold M67 grenade for the other hand!

Na so you dey do?

Biko, don't crucify cruzifixio just yet. E still get many sins wey e never suffer for. If you eviscerate am now na who guys go deal with later on? Kill am slowly abeg, it's more interesting and easier to watch.

No need boss....na wanny boy wey wan dey form don for peeps wey no sabi am! Make him drop him details or even phone number make I enter him state do am the thing come back here post pictures....see Tse Tse fly wey wan dey claim eagle for where lin kuei members dey roll up! Na facts we go do today no need for lies!

lol

Hi cruxifizio

chic2pimp:


How many of those goals were from the penalty spot?

Penalty no be goal again?

Ho mai Godt

Cruxifizio:





Reason why those who claim to be millionaires on NL should never tag themselves to be actual millionaires cuz when this place go cast.........

Can I know your current worth rich boy? Can I see a snap shot of what you currently drive mr Diddy? I want to be greeting you yes sir but getting our respect is not by likes and shares...it is by showing us empirical evidence.....if anyone looks at your history on this forum they would feel you work for complete sports...but since you don't "what else do you do in all the hours you spend crying online baba? How do you provide for your people" ask me anything in return don't use dry stale insults to try and deviate from my query....the clock is ticking sir.....i heard you are really big...abeg make I share your weight...

mehn

Ho-Lee Chit! !!!!


All these Warwhy Accolades for one person?

Funlord why you dey vex like this na?

elrony:
Ho-Lee Chit! !!!!


All these Warwhy Accolades for one person?

Funlord why you dey vex like this na?

Read my previous replies....this broke orangutan got us all banned logged in with his alternate and has been throwing shade like an umbrella forming as if he has claimed one dry phyrric victory....because lana1 and obaino took the high road and ignored him....his craw craw afflicted balls have been swelling of recent! Everyone is an online millionaire to his nati ass except him...I wonder why? As if na us cause make god dey punish am! Has he forgotten that the idle hands are the devils workshop? Why hating on funlord as if na me cause why he mistakes swan water for champagne.....okay that cash wey dey pepper am reach bone....those figures wey dey make am cry....i want him to have a taste so that his hulk syndrome go reduce! All he needs to say is funlord I'm sorry and in one minute I go dash am N20,000 to at least assist madam with her hair for this weekend and also make those kids wack better soup with meat tomorrow!

Funlordmaniac:


All he needs to say is funlord I'm sorry and in one minute I go dash am N20,000 to at least assist madam with her hair for this weekend and also make those kids wack better soup with meat tomorrow!

Funlord I'm very sorry.

Infact I'm sorry enough for me and my guy Diggz.

I am extremely apologetic and in a truly remorseful state.

once again I'm very very very sorry sir.












when do I send account details?

Hahahahaha!!

Funlord is back!!!

Nihilstjnr:


Funlord I'm very sorry.

Infact I'm sorry enough for me and my guy Diggz.

I am extremely apologetic and in a truly remorseful state.

once again I'm very very very sorry sir.












when do I send account details?

You wey dey owe me? That europa money is mine sir so get ready to pay up! Meanwhile why is this your crucified _wankster so filled with hate over my off line lifestyle? Why is my small naira ratio creating so much strife in a fellow man's soul? Where is all this bad belle coming from oga femo? Riddle me this sir!


Anyway my number is on my main profile....when he fulfills all righteousness he can drop me a line and I will post the credit and debit statement here! Even if he turns around and insults me after I pay him I won't even flinch...that would have just been the cost of my 1st bottle of black label later tonight so I would be glad to share the cost with father theresa aka the man from brokelyn! And the satisfaction of seeing that humility would ensure I never even bother to quote him ever again! Big boy is not by lying or Playa hating for likes and shares.....it is by talk and do!

wow o wow, things are taken way too serious in here.

Ho Lee Chit!

Haneffahesperredit.

Funlordmaniac:



Read my previous replies....this broke orangutan got us all banned logged in with his alternate and has been throwing shade like an umbrella forming as if he has claimed one dry phyrric victory....because lana1 and obaino took the high road and ignored him....his craw craw afflicted balls have been swelling of recent! Everyone is an online millionaire to his nati ass except him...I wonder why? As if na us cause make god dey punish am! Has he forgotten that the idle hands are the devils workshop? Why hating on funlord as if na me cause why he mistakes swan water for champagne.....okay that cash wey dey pepper am reach bone....those figures wey dey make am cry....i want him to have a taste so that his hulk syndrome go reduce! All he needs to say is funlord I'm sorry and in one minute I go dash am N20,000 to at least assist madam with her hair for this weekend and also make those kids wack better soup with meat tomorrow!

Funlord I'm very, very sorry sir.
Please sir, forgive we all on this thread
I need that 20k like mad
Please sir, that bottle of black label will feed a student for about 10 days. Be a blessing.

Funlordmaniac:



You wey dey owe me? That europa money is mine sir so get ready to pay up! Meanwhile why is this your crucified _wankster so filled with hate over my off line lifestyle? Why is my small naira ratio creating so much strife in a fellow man's soul? Where is all this bad belle coming from oga femo? Riddle me this sir!


Anyway my number is on my main profile....when he fulfills all righteousness he can drop me a line and I will post the credit and debit statement here! Even if he turns around and insults me after I pay him I won't even flinch...that would have just been the cost of my 1st bottle of black label later tonight so I would be glad to share the cost with father theresa aka the man from brokelyn! And the satisfaction of seeing that humility would ensure I never even bother to quote him ever again! Big boy is not by lying or Playa hating for likes and shares.....it is by talk and do!

only 5 points from top 4 with 4 games to go.

Na. why I dey apologise ahead of time - Your 40k go sponsor short time and 2 beer package for 8 lucky people.

I'm sorry bro.

funlord boss I still dey school

ahbeg just bless ur boi with small money

Madonna don finish my money

elrony:


Penalty no be goal again?

Oga mi

Goals scored by penalty is not the right way to assess a player's worth.

Somebody is sending me a mail? Whoever it is should know my duly registered line is on my OG profile....any threats or pleading you intend to send to me should be sent to that number....mind you I like threats! They give me hard on's! Choose your destiny...wisely!

sod09:
bros is it true na one babalawo for asewo thread hold your main moniker and diggz own...

You sef see am

chic2pimp:


You sef see am

yes oo and I'm believing it already

Funlordmaniac:



Read my previous replies....this broke orangutan got us all banned logged in with his alternate and has been throwing shade like an umbrella forming as if he has claimed one dry phyrric victory....because lana1 and obaino took the high road and ignored him....his craw craw afflicted balls have been swelling of recent! Everyone is an online millionaire to his nati ass except him...I wonder why? As if na us cause make god dey punish am! Has he forgotten that the idle hands are the devils workshop? Why hating on funlord as if na me cause why he mistakes swan water for champagne.....okay that cash wey dey pepper am reach bone....those figures wey dey make am cry....i want him to have a taste so that his hulk syndrome go reduce! All he needs to say is funlord I'm sorry and in one minute I go dash am N20,000 to at least assist madam with her hair for this weekend and also make those kids wack better soup with meat tomorrow!

I'm sorry for our past differences,I'm also sorry for the future ones too
Inshort I will start trolling my useless club to make you happy
I hoepy apologu is acceptable