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I Was Paid To Kill Myself By Tobi Olusa by IamOlusa(m): 4:45pm On May 01, 2018
I WAS PAID TO MURDER MYSELF.

Please hear me out before you start judging me. Let me speak before you charge me to court for suicidality or before you point me out in the crowd for greed. No one will resist such amount of money, not even you.

I was sat on the fence of curiosity and imagination one faithful day when a man with a native attire walked up to me, his beard were just like the one a male goat and I could sight a lustre tooth at the canine which look like a gold.

I could not smile back at him because I was lost in deep thought thinking about how to pave a way for myself and get a silver spoon. When this man offer me a cheque of a billion dollar, knife and a picture of mine. He told me to kill the man in the picture which was myself, without much thinking, I jumped up and went straight to my room and shut the door against myself.

I can’t just resist the money!

Without much ado, I took the knife and thrust it between my chest, a river of blood gush out and I was breathing helplessly on the floor and staring at the cheque. I was growing in pain but I wish I could just die and have the money.

I removed the knife and stabbed it many times on my stomach so i can complete my mission and have the money. I saw another replicate of myself walking out of me gently and went away to the unknown earth. I was still on the floor with much pain and shortly I died .

That was the end.

That was the end of MYSELF, sorry I should have told you earlier.

My personality was shyness, cowardness, intovertt and inferiority complex. Yes, I was paid to kill my personality which was shyness, cowardness, introvert and inferiority complex The aforementioned man was a God sent angel to help my life. He told me I wouldn’t go far if I continue to hide myself with an excuse that no one will read what I pen down then I will die with my ideas and get bury with it.

Do you have an idea you which to execute but you are scared of failure, If you don’t murder the personality that is holding you down, you may be forgotten in life.

BE PHENOMENAL OR BE FORGOTTEN.

You have to be SHY to make it in life.
SHY: Stop Hiding Yourself.

Is your present description will make a way for you in Life?
Do you want to be the Governor of your state and you have agoraphobia? How have you been investing in yourself?

Do you need a billion dollar to murder yourself too? ask for cheque.

USE THE COMMENT BOX!

I write to make you see the unseen thereby making you gain insight that will lead to your freedom from the captivity of ignorance.

I’M TOBI OLUSA.

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Re: I Was Paid To Kill Myself By Tobi Olusa by IamOlusa(m): 11:24am On May 02, 2018
Obinnau, Divepen1 please help me to move it to the front page.
Re: I Was Paid To Kill Myself By Tobi Olusa by Nobody: 12:00pm On May 02, 2018
Wow ! The story is too funny

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Re: I Was Paid To Kill Myself By Tobi Olusa by IamOlusa(m): 2:21pm On May 02, 2018
chivera018:
Wow ! The story is too funny

Thanks for reading

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