In the last eight years, i've spent some years dating and the other part 'going solo.' below are three reasons why i'll say having a girlfriend is better than masturbating.......

1. Soul mate

when you have a girlfriend, you finally find someone who you can bond with. You share your feelings and connect in a special way. It's feels good to have someone close to share your good side and downside with. You being there to calm/douse tension and give assurance to one another. Vaseline can't do that.

2. Helper

with a girlfriend, most chores are off our necks. I can't imagine myself washing the dishes [petty job] when i have loads of work to think of at the office. Although it's also fun doing chores with your partner during leisure time. Girlfriends can also assist financially.

3. Passion

there is a better feeling during intimacy with a girl than using your hands. The connection is second to none. You get to feel each others bodies and savour romance. During cold times, the physical presence of a partner is needed. You need that someone to hold close to till you sleep off.

Are they mutually exclusive ? People in relationship and marriages still masturbate due to unknown reasons

People who masturbate are really foolish
Pussy is way better than using your own hand.

10 Reasons why masturbation is better than having a girlfriend.

1. Vaseline is less than 1k, and it can last for 2months... calculate how much Condon you can buy in a month.

2. You mind is at rest... Vaseline will never miss a period

3. Less energy spend, you won't worry about energy drinks and Viagra.

4. Vaseline will never ask for recharge card and subscription

5. Vaseline doesn't plait hair, money for relaxer, weavon and attachments save.

6. if some random girl text me Vaseline will never ask who was that...peace of mind

7. I have access to my Vaseline everytime... I mean everytime

8. Vaseline will never yell at me to go harder, faster, is that all you got?.... it's on my term.

My secretary on nairaland should add the remaining two

I'd rather go to a brothel than invite a leech into my life.. Girlfriends are leeches

Offpoint:
10 Reasons why masturbation is better than having a girlfriend.

1. Vaseline is less than 1k, and it can last for 2months... calculate how much Condon you can buy in a month.

2. You mind is at rest... Vaseline will never miss a period

3. Less energy spend, you won't worry about energy drinks and Viagra.

4. Vaseline will never ask for recharge card and subscription

5. Vaseline doesn't plait hair, money for relaxer, weavon and attachments save.

6. if some random girl text me Vaseline will never ask who was that...peace of mind

7. I have access to my Vaseline everytime... I mean everytime

8. Vaseline will never yell at me to go harder, faster, is that all you got?.... it's on my term.

My secretary on nairaland should add the remaining two

9. Vaseline will never cheat on you
10. Vaseline will never disrespect you

ikhileomotayo:

9. Vaseline will never cheat on you 10. Vaseline will never disrespect you

11.Vaseline will never nag nor shout at you 12.. your hand cannot get pregnant

milemimi93:
I'd rather go to a brothel than invite a leech into my life.. Girlfriends are leeches

That aprtment in the profile looks fresh, well i guess it depends on the women you meet, there's both good and bad people everywhere.

bignoisemaker:
2. Helper

with a girlfriend, most chores are off our necks. I can't imagine myself washing the dishes [petty job] when i have loads of work to think of at the office. Although it's also fun doing chores with your partner during leisure time. Girlfriends can also assist financially.

which girl in 2018 does chores?? these girls who cant switch on a stove without whinging for africa? are you crazy??

pcguru1:


That aprtment in the profile looks fresh, well i guess it depends on the women you meet, there's both good and bad people everywhere.

He has always met the bad ones. Like he's a magnet for heartbreakers.

pcguru1:


That aprtment in the profile looks fresh, well i guess it depends on the women you meet, there's both good and bad people everywhere.

too bad people dont come with labels to say: ingredients- 20% crazy, 50% good, etc

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
He has always met the bad ones. Like he's a magnet for heartbreakers.

and somehow we blame the Magnet and not the Heartbreakers??

Offpoint:
10 Reasons why masturbation is better than having a girlfriend.

1. Vaseline is less than 1k, and it can last for 2months... calculate how much Condon you can buy in a month.

2. You mind is at rest... Vaseline will never miss a period

3. Less energy spend, you won't worry about energy drinks and Viagra.

4. Vaseline will never ask for recharge card and subscription

5. Vaseline doesn't plait hair, money for relaxer, weavon and attachments save.

6. if some random girl text me Vaseline will never ask who was that...peace of mind

7. I have access to my Vaseline everytime... I mean everytime

8. Vaseline will never yell at me to go harder, faster, is that all you got?.... it's on my term.

My secretary on nairaland should add the remaining two

Vaseline + latina porn =

MISEDUCATIONS:
too bad people dont come with labels to say: ingredients- 20% crazy, 50% good, etc

lol quote of the day, you have a point, when i meet ladies, I don't act nice I always show a plain face, because i have met a lot of opportunist who start out friendly. I understand what you mean very very much, i remember meeting a babe, we were cool she was fine and all, apparently i guess she's used to betas providing and catering to her every whim, someone am just knowing for a week asking me to send airtime. I already knew her type, just kindly said no and stopped calling. It's men that are giving these leeches power, I work like mad and slave myself so why i should be handing out cash to another lady just like that. Men need to learn bro.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
He has always met the bad ones. Like he's a magnet for heartbreakers.

I suspect Lagos, i think it's the society, we have created that standard that it's normal for some girls to be lazy and just be a leech (extends to guys too), it's quite rampant esp in countries with poor economy.

pcguru1:


That aprtment in the profile looks fresh, well i guess it depends on the women you meet, there's both good and bad people everywhere.

Thanks for d complimnt. Pls where can one girl a good nigerian girl?

pcguru1:


lol quote of the day, you have a point, when i meet ladies, I don't act nice I always show a plain face, because i have met a lot of opportunist who start out friendly. I understand what you mean very very much, i remember meeting a babe, we were cool she was fine and all, apparently i guess she's used to betas providing and catering to her every whim, someone am just knowing for a week asking me to send airtime. I already knew her type, just kindly said no and stopped calling. It's men that are giving these leeches power, I work like mad and slave myself so why i should be handing out cash to another lady just like that. Men need to learn bro.

the problem is that men are desperate and fear having standards will mean they'll starve to death. but when you have standards thats when magic happens.a man doesnt have to be mr Smiles to get laid.
i know a guy who is always angry and never smiles, but the way ladies flock to him is unbelievable. it only made sense when a girl i know remarked how that guy has so much fury that he must really tear up pvssy. when i begged her pardon she changed and said the guy is so angry he just needs a pvssy to soothe him. between these two answers i learnt a great leason.

milemimi93:
Thanks for d complimnt. Pls where can one girl a good nigerian girl?

That's the million dollar question now, finding is not the issue sef, you can find one and she might not feel the same for you, that's my story, anyway sha best of luck to us.

Offpoint:
10 Reasons why masturbation is better than having a girlfriend.

1. Vaseline is less than 1k, and it can last for 2months... calculate how much Condon you can buy in a month.

2. You mind is at rest... Vaseline will never miss a period

3. Less energy spend, you won't worry about energy drinks and Viagra.

4. Vaseline will never ask for recharge card and subscription

5. Vaseline doesn't plait hair, money for relaxer, weavon and attachments save.

6. if some random girl text me Vaseline will never ask who was that...peace of mind

7. I have access to my Vaseline everytime... I mean everytime

8. Vaseline will never yell at me to go harder, faster, is that all you got?.... it's on my term.

My secretary on nairaland should add the remaining two

Both you and your secretary are foolish!!

pcguru1:


That's the million dollar question now, finding is not the issue sef, you can find one and she might not feel the same for you, that's my story, anyway sha best of luck to us.

Nigerian ladies can pretend o. I don't think there are good ladies in Naija.

It's just a thought

MISEDUCATIONS:
and somehow we blame the Magnet and not the Heartbreakers??

Who is the "we"?

pcguru1:


I suspect Lagos, i think it's the society, we have created that standard that it's normal for some girls to be lazy and just be a leech (extends to guys too), it's quite rampant esp in countries with poor economy.

Na Portharcourt

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Who is the "we"?

me and you.

milemimi93:
I'd rather go to a brothel than invite a leech into my life.. Girlfriends are leeches

You need a psychologist really, your case with women is getting out of hand. You no dey take eye see "girlfriend" or "wife" for nairaland again.

smart6:


You need a psychologist really, your case with women is getting out of hand. You no dey take eye see "girlfriend" or "wife" for nairaland again.

Bro I don't need a psychologist. Nothing wrong with me.

Is the truth.

Nigerian ladies are needy.

Even if you date the so called working class ladies they will still depend on you for survival.

I don't blame them I blame the system.

The system has been programmed to make them believed men owe them everything.

You hardly see a Nigerian lady spent on her man.

To them it's a taboo.
Relationship benefits these slu.ts


If our ladies would be leeches and faithful it would be better.

Unfortunately after sucking us dry they still sleep around.

Very greedy set of animals.

The only things a Nig lady can offers her man is S€X and STD.

Try doing without both. It's healthy too

milemimi93:
Nigerian ladies can pretend o. I don't think there are good ladies in Naija.

It's just a thought

Trust me there are, esp some on NL here sef just be yourself and open, those who like you for you will stay.

pcguru1:


Trust me there are, esp some on NL here sef just be yourself and open, those who like you for you will stay.

Good ladies on NL?

Wow!

Am yet to meet one..