Nairaland Forum

ItsModella:
hahahahahahahaha!! adaobi, sorry sis but this sh*t is too funny

Roflmao! Where you get this from? That's me without lime-A-Rita in my fridge haha

Idowuogbo:
Lolz.. Big head!

Btwn, who is dis Yoruba guy? Romancelander?

Kidmand or something.


I just noticed you skipped some of the questions lol

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Lol yeah for real followed by some Yoruba dude that I later chilled out in London in 2011 I guess.. Wonder where he is now. Cool dude.

Ofcuz I know I'm fine lol

sexkillz:
Say wha?

Damn I miss this ish

CFCfan: Adaobi na confirmed party girl

Also a confirmed virgin

adaobi123:

you know me homie

Right baby?

Hi idowu..... it ain't over yet lol... Just a few more question for you my homie

Do you talk those slangs to everyone around you?

Are you religious?

Ever gotten into a street fight with some other razass chicks?

Ever had seex with a nairalander?

When was the last time you fugged a real manliness? And what size do you like it?

Ever kissed a girl?

Sometimes I feel like you always get tipsy before logging in here... What do you say to that?

What tribe are you from in Nigeria?

What is the meaning of idowuogbo?

Ehmm that's it..

Btw you're the first nairalander to ever see my face outta here

Hi Idowuogbo

Nice wig

You should have gotten some skills from Ogugua

Larry King D explorer are you done?

Say no and watch that baby kick you mercilessly like yo.. Momma wtf

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Lamo... Good she got no spheres

That's my girl, fine and classy. Happy birthday girlfriend

True!!

Texas.Cowgirl:


Texas is not in Nigeria.





Why won't I?

You think I have a hidden agenda towards Lagos? ah ahnn

Nnkan to n ro dun mi gan o.

Thanks for reminding me

I've seen seminar houses in northern ghetto part of Houston they call it 3rd world or some shitt like that

I have some pictures of bad side of Texas to upload but they are too large to fit in.

El Guapo:

Yo Spending way above ur standard Fellah...

Obama aint getting that silly like You

Lol screw bro... Long time for real yo.. What you been up to?

pleep: its like every female on nairaland is running on the same loop...

yo mama

... yo daughter

yo sister

yo aunty

....bla bla lba

That's this hoes trademark

tpia@:
Like i said, the females in your family are who you're addressing!

Ok hoe bless freedom of speech over the freaking Internet cuz at the mention of my last name you definitely gonna pee on your dirty underwear.

Now get a life and act your old age

How about telling no lies at all?

And why does Jason Terry always slow down an open fast break to attempt an uncertain 3-point. What does Doc has to say about that? Another example of bad coaching by Doc Rivers.

Sweet victory "avoid elimination" lol

Anyways... Lakers forever

OMG celtics pls win this game for your hardwork sake lol

As for my Lakers family, it's ok even if Spurs kick us out today, I understand.

tpia@:
I suppose the girl in his profile who the op says is his daughter, is who the thread is meant for?

Or perhaps his female relatives.

Btch what does my lil girl got to do with anything here? Old rag.

Mrs.Chima:


Blow these nuts.

Lol.. You're weird

It was really good bro like omg it was pretty pretty good. Got 6 cellphone numbers from 6 beautiful chicks.

Hope I meet more of them again on my next jamb next year.

onila:


I wasnt really ugly. .I was just too skinny. .like very skinny. .no bum or bosoms. .so no boy in high school ever asked me out

when I left secondary school, I started to add little weight in some areas. .I statrted to look very healthy and fleshy

maybe thats Y i am still a virgin. .I became attractive when I was way older

Hmmm ok

Enegod: 1. I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You're ugly.
2. There's a slight difference in our
ages.
Translation: You're ugly.
3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: You're ugly.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You're ugly.
5. I've got a girlfriend.
Translation: You're ugly.
6. I don't date women where I work.
Translation: You're ugly.
7. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: You're ugly.
8. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: You're ugly.
9. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to
God.
Translation: You're ugly.
10. Let's be friends.
Translation: You're totally ugly.

Bro you're weird I swear to you