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Autos / Re: 2005 Accord (eod) For Cheap Sale....630k.SOLD by Qbaba(m): 12:20pm
Fashion / Re: Ebola: US Company Makes Ebola T-shirt Mocking Nigeria by Mutuwa(m): 12:20pm
its official, the world hates nigeria

But we may triumph over them as and when practicable in some spheres or facets of the nifty cure for ebola,to an extent that the world cower at nigeria inwards coz they are just too shy to show it outwardly going by the way they'v pride themselves with being " the best in all"

They are just confused.

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Fun N Hot Bbm Group;drop Ur Pins Here To Become A Member by cathy003: 12:20pm
Politics / Re: How Lagos Spent N160 Bn World Bank Loan – Fashola by SAINTDADA: 12:20pm
Just like his mentor, Bola Tinubu.. U na be bunch of liars, we know u too wellaaa for Lagos.. Most of d projects done in Lagos were funded by d FG... Faaaaaaashhhhooooollllla, wait for ur turn but I doubt.. Buhari/Fashola ticket no go pay us for ds Naija. Buhari is planning to Islamize Nigeria.
u r a big fool... A gov who has d dcency to tell hw state funds r being spent is talking and u r spewn trash... For ur info am a christian from the SW and me and my entire family wud vote a buhari/fash ticket if the APC presents one.... Ur islamization propaganda aint gonna work... Moffo!
Poems For Review / Re: Can You Write A Peom Using Titles Of Books And Poems by decode55(m): 12:20pm
that would be pretty hard sha
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by callmespices(f): 12:20pm
aw u doing?
Cool, u??
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheapest MTN, Glo & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Blackchampion: 12:20pm
A couple received a letter from their daughter who
went to study modern physics overseas, the letter
"My beloved Parents, I miss you so much and it
breaks my heart to think that by the time I get
back you'll be too old.
So enclosed you'll find a bottle of potion I have
invented. It will make you young, so when I return
you'll be the same age as I left you.
NOTE: Please take only a drop"
So they opened the envelope and in it there is a
bottle with a red potion. the man looked at the
wife and says: "You go first." (typical of men!)
So the wife takes a drop thereafter, the husband
follows. Indeed the wife turn five years younger.
Years later the daughter returns home to find her
mother young and pretty, carrying a baby on her
The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the
potion worked and made her look young.
The daughter was delighted and asks after her
MOTHER: Your father? Hmm, my child, your father
was so jealous that I was so young and beautiful
so he drank the whole bottle.
DAUGHTER: What? So where is he?
MOTHER: Hahaha, who do you think is the baby
on my back ??.
Romance / Re: Can Y'all Ladies Do This? by dre11(m): 12:20pm
may God deliver you!

Just because HE is love.. ......
He will surely deliver me and ugrin

Ur siggy did define uucheesy
Politics / Re: Defection: Bianca Ojukwu Lambasts Peter Obi, Shuns Ex-gov In Netherlands by mana123: 12:20pm
Bianca has spoken like a sage. Factual and forthright and calling a spade ,a spade. The interview shows a fearless disposition and even though she is condemning Obis action, she has not failed to give him the credit that he is due. Obi, what we know now is that you are just another power hungry politician and all this your pretense of being humble is just to fool people. People have been buying your Hero Beer because you used the name of Ojukwu to sell it, and so this your PDP somersault is only another business venture. Obi has dived into a mud pool. I wonder why he is not even considering his family before this disgraceful act. Overnight he has rubbished all his achievements and brought shame to himself .is good that his name is common in igboland otherwise I will pity his children who will be ashamed each time they have to own up to their surname.
Properties / Fantastic Offers by EdemEkeng(m): 12:19pm
Fantastic offers
Tastefully finished and porshly built 5 bedroom duplex , All rooms ensuite .Master and Madam Bedrooms have Jaccuzzis,1 Room Bq, Spacious Kitchen with store, 1 Main Living Room,1 Family Living Room, Screeded walls and POP Ceilings everywhere. Size:325sqm,Title: Governor's Consent.location:Crown Estate, Price: 60 million .

30 hectares of land belonging to Deux properties,Location:Bogije,Price :1.8m each,Title :gazette and approved layout/plan.

Zone p,plot 48,2000sqm,banana island.title:federal c of o.price:650m

Off rd 3,vgc,lekki.title:deed of assignment,approved survey and building plan price:85m

1,300(2 plots),location ogudu phase 2.price:70m asking

1 and half plots of land for sale,location,ogudu G.R.A price:60m

2 plots beside ecobank on the road,location ogudu G.R.A .title c of o.price:160m

For more enquiries please contact
Edem Ekeng
Education / Re: No Matter How Smart You Are, You Will Fall For This (see Photo) by mikeson12(m): 12:19pm
No, I didn't read it wrong angry undecided

***You look beautiful though wink grin***

Nah una dy make this girls dey form for us,nah that face you tok sey dey beautiful?OOBoy,go buy eye glass abeg
Autos / Re: Registered 2004 V70xc Volvo In Benin@420k by wonder10: 12:19pm
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Georgematics(m): 12:19pm

I don't know how many km i trekked but i can't ever do such again. Don't believe everything you hear, the stuff is just over hyped. Those who enjoy it are those who take part in it and those who like trekking grin

you have just succeeded at changing my mind towards going to the carnival...tho I heard it was entertaining, colorful and all dat...I had really wanted to visit there until now...
Autos / Re: OBD II Scanners For Sale @ Affordable Price (price reduced) by redcliff: 12:19pm


Romance / Re: Gambian Scammer Arrested For Having 4 Wives,7 Fiancées & 5 Girlfriends (photos) by neoapocalypse: 12:19pm
I don't know but he looks vaguely familiar
Education / Re: Sat, Act, Toefl And Others by pass111(m): 12:19pm
i didnt, I just bought the textbooks and practised but their tutorials cost 50K
sorry for disturbing you..but how much did u pay for the registration and how was you results
one more thing, how did you buy the textbook and where
Health / Re: Ebola: Lagos To Deploy Healthworkers To Sierra Leone by sarutobie(m): 12:19pm

this poster's moniker is self explanatory, bitterness and hatred is all he or she or it has ever known..he is bitter against igbos, against God and probably against the weather for his seemingly hopeless life..sorry we can't help you, you can vent out your frustration on NL though (if it makes you feel any better)
Technology Market / Re: We Buy Condemned Deep Cycle Batteries And Trailer Batteries by oluwafemim(m): 12:19pm
We buy condemned deep cycle batteries and trailer batteries,pls call for a buyer now:08089339520...
Health / Re: W.H.O Has Officially Declared Nigeria Ebola Free by Suarezilla(m): 12:19pm
For the first time since my birth this is the first time a matter has not been politicized but treated as a national problem. Welldone to The President, Governors, L. Govts, Media outlets and the masses. God Bless Nigeria!
Education / Re: Are You In The Campus, Do You Believe This, Can You Answer This In Ten Seconds? by missdebs(f): 12:19pm
hw much u payin op
Autos / Re: Car Tyre Pump by AutosBay: 12:19pm
Available for free delivery call 08029815618
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by passwelle: 12:19pm
@Passwelle, who is giving you live feed about the bidding? shocked
I Trade with Morgan in the Capital grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Akshow: 12:19pm

Culled from BBA site

Congratulations to Nhlanhla for winning Head of House for
this week! This only means good things for the South African
gentleman who automatically became immune from
Biggie gave the housemates a task to figure out how many
Jelly beans were in the jar that he had placed outside, in the
garden. The jar had 5954 Jelly beans and the five
housemates that guessed closest to this number were
Nhlanhla, Sheillah , Tayo, Ellah and M’am Bea . The five
housemates automatically qualified to participate in the
Head of House game.
Biggie arranged the “Bobbing for Head of House Task” in the garden in which housemates would challenge each other.
The hands of housemates were tied behind their backs and each had to stand behind a bowl. Each bowl contained both
black and white balls and as well as coloured balls. At the sound of the buzzer, the housemates had to use their mouths
to retrieve only the coloured balls from the bowl. Housemates had to run across the garden to the opposite end of the
garden where they would drop the ball into a plastic tube.
The first housemate to fill their tube with only the coloured balls from their bowl would win the next Head of House.
Nhlanhla won this task and will reign througout this week. Are you happy for him?

e be like say klanklar Will be IMMUNE!!!!

Even biggie is confused. It was stated clearly stated that d hoh if from the lossing team is gonna be up for eviction so I no understand this their update again. Yeye pple
Romance / Re: Why Long Distance Relationships Fail... (must Read!!!) by tosyne2much(m): 12:19pm
Long distance relationship been failing since 1900BC ** MODS pls do the justice by creating awareness to those ladies depending on one guy wey dey abroad wey dey use skype deceive them
Car Talk / Re: Jebba - Mokwa Road. Where are the contractors by ayusco85: 12:19pm
Yeah wink
Any qualms?

u don become aunty o wink. i dey secondary schl dat time cheesy
Travel / Re: Pls Help Pls : Poland Visa From Nigeria ,Does It Takes 3 Weeks NOW? by tlk2Prince: 12:19pm
Ok man good luck! Are you applying for Undergraduate or Masters? Incase u need help just drop ur message. *Am not in poland fa I'm still in naija still processin mine*
ok now I have started gathering my documents,...I will go to the embassy today to have the che checklist,....even though my program starts in March 02,I want to prepare and apply early......
Religion / Re: World War 3 To Start On The 15th Or 19th Of This Month by MrPresident1: 12:19pm

You take Dan Brown seriously?
Tsk Tsk.

You don't take Dan Brown seriously?

Tsk Tsk grin
Romance / Re: Is Love Really For Free by philantoxx(m): 12:19pm
that. Space is not for sale o, u beta leave before d owner comes o. I heard d guy z wicked o unless u wan serve small punishment sha like kneeling down and raising ur hands for this hot sun, juz being a good samaritan sha grin
hahaha..I happen to have the C of O.
caveat emptor.
Properties / Tank Farm At Ijegun Satelite Town by tioo: 12:19pm
Tank farm at ijegun satelite town, its contain 6 tanks of 24000 mtons and 36000 mtons with 4 and 6 loading gantries, office and a lab, sitting on 5 acres of land. Price:12Billion and 18Billion each. For more details call 08023388973
Technology Market / Re: ;D<<<<Pre-order Your Goods From US & Dubai(EBAY,AMAZON,Souq,Dubizzle)>>>>> ;D by MazadoGoodman: 12:19pm

Still undergoing Customs clearing in Lagos, hopefully today, we always want quick delivery but lagos customs perform their drama one way or the other.

Sorry for the delay.

Alright. I pray for the best as I hope that they finish all the drama in part 1 and let there be no part 2.

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