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Romance / Re: South African Plus Size Women Pose Completely Unclad In Trending Photoshoot by konkonbilo(m): 4:10am

Na me get am oo.
Find ur own go front
grin grin grin de waste your time for there.She dey with me like this gaan tongue
Autos / Used Toyota Camry For Urgent Sale by Olanrewaju1980: 4:09am
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Politics / Re: What Buhari Is Really Trying To Accomplish Using Fulani Herdsmen by dealslip(f): 4:09am

What do you call PMB then?
Health / HEALTH Gurus I Need Your Advice Right Now by rasojie: 4:09am
hi house?
some months back, my gf exhibited some symptoms synonymous with UTI, she had burning sensation while peeing, lower abdominal pain and the likes, she went for test, I was pre occupied at the time and She did not show me the result, but told me the doc said its UTI, I wasn't really bothered. fast forward 3 weeks later I started showing the same symptoms. I had burning sensation while peeing and a very sharp abdominal pain . I took some anti biotics and i was good. I never went for test but i was fine. now thinking about it, UTI cant be sexually transmitted and from my google search, men are unlikely to develop UTI, i.e its a predominantly female thing.. so what really happened to me? did my gf treat other STDs without telling me? Is it only UTI that can cause burning sensation? i never really saw the test result papers, and she claims all she had was a UTI
Politics / Fcda Demolishes Patience Jonathan’s Property by phosky(m): 4:09am
source: http://www.eyesoflagos.com/2018/01/fcda-demolishes-patience-jonathans.html

According to Eyes Of Lagos investigation, Federal Capital Development Authority (FCDA) through the Abuja Metropolitan Management Council (AMMC) yesterday demolished a multimillion-naira property, belonging to Dame Patience Jonathan, wife of former President Goodluck Jonathan, for allegedly contravening FCT development control regulations. Officials under the supervision of AMMC coordinator, Umar Shuaibu pulled down the structure, which is still at roofing stage, under the name of A. Aruera Reachout Foundation/Women for Change Development Initiative, located in Mabushi area of Abuja metropolis. In particular, the AMMC officials accompanied by a joint team of security personnel forcefully gained access into the premises and demolished a multi-purpose hall, along with illegal structures behind the main building, for flaunting development control regulations in the territory. The Abuja Metropolitan Management Council (AMMC) has said that it demolished a property belonging to Dame Patience Jonathan, wife of former President Goodluck Jonathan because the structure contravenes development control regulations. The coordinator, AMMC, Umar Shuiabu explained that the former first lady’s building in Mabushi and all the other structures removed by his organisation in Wuse II were illegal ones. According to Shuaibu, “If they have approval, we would not have been there. Everyone must have approval before commencing any development in the FCT. When our officials go on inspection and discover that a structure is being put up, they would request to know whether there has been an approval prior to commencement of the development or not.”

Politics / Re: Bishop Oyedepo S Questions To Federal Government On Herdsmen by Warship: 4:09am
Now bishop oyedepo has found his voice where was he when fulanis were mudered in numan or is it that the lives of fulani people don't matter

Fulani herdsmen terrorists should return back to Sokoto.

Benue & Taraba are not their ancestral homeland.
Politics / Re: Is Sense Finally Falling On The Igbos And The Yorubas? by freeze001(f): 4:08am
That's enough! You highlighted a portion and I don't have that kind of time to be reading litany, even your own comment was just the first 3 lines to have a feel. No matter what you say, the 7th is in response to the 4th. You know the truth but chose to look the other way, and just like in other areas, we will never agree on anything. No excuses, just don't start it and there won't be any.

I highlighted all areas including the leaking condom part. U chose to conveniently ignore same cos it punctures ur lame argument. Even now u cannot acknowledge and condemn same meaning u subscribe to such derogatory statements.
Phones / Re: How To Copy Text From Image On Android And Pc by deveauwelle32: 4:08am
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Politics / Re: Igbos by ItsTutsi(m): 4:08am
true talk!
I understand your frustration but it's a new year and we can start ignoring most of their insults. You will be banned, Wyttcat was banned for responding to a similar insult, leaving the original comment there. Let's focus on how to leave nairaland for them because it's all a distraction. I'm now convinced more than ever that we need a new zero tolerance forum. We will never be able to discuss important issues concerning our region here without being derailed.

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested Over Girlfriend’s Body Found Wrapped In Plastic by feeloscar(m): 4:08am
Okpari Oo
Pets / Re: This Is For Tiger Lovers by 14teenK: 4:07am

Why dod you stop ? You for post the pics again na...
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Romance / Re: Busted Airforce 1 Your Brother Is In China And Not Usa Like You Claim(pics) by Nicklaus619(m): 4:07am

i got the burner on your ass and now you are confessing lies small small..if you have a brother in the USA..you would have flooded nairaland with his pictures in america and your brother is in guanzou,china not shanghai..quit the lies already..i got you with your balls in your hands

Lols dude u bust him real good grin now he is just acting like a confused drunk
Travel / Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 13 by princeGee23: 4:07am
You definitely can't and don't ever reason to come at me you hear

I don't have a response for you.
Thank you

Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 18 by BullBearMkt(m): 4:07am
EURCHF.. banging!!
I posted it earlier, anyone took the trade with me?

Meanwhile, that CADJPY..hmmm
...CADJPY: Due to the upcoming Bank of Canada Rate Decision cum Monetary Report, the pair has been trading sideways. Good decision if opt to close it, but any decline in price is to look for potential buy entry

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Properties / Startup Profile: Landhive — Get Reliable Properties Within Lagos by ETLtd: 4:06am

Every now and then, people fall prey to dubious property sellers. It has gotten to a point where buyers are now becoming extremely cautious when acquiring properties.

But that’s not the only headache that comes with property acquisitions. Searching for nice accommodations can be really stressful especially when you are unfamiliar with the area. Most times it involves going from street to street or getting a recommendation from family and friends which may not prove so helpful in the long run.

LandHive is an online platform that is trying to mitigate these challenges. Launched on December 1, 2017, by Efosa Uwoghiren (CEO) and Timothy Mutfwang (Chief Brand Officer), the platform allows users to discover reliable landed properties, spaces, spare rooms, workspace, car parks and event centres. Users can also upload and share property vacancies for free on the platform.
LandHive intends to enhance its credibility by linking users’ profile to their social network accounts. According to Efosa, the platform notifies property owners immediately when a client indicates interest. He added that “to reduce fraud, we request videos of the property in question”. Landhive will also ensure that customers’ satisfaction comes first.

Looking to obtain credible properties? Visit the website. Landhive.com
Crime / Kenyan Man Arrested For Raping 2 Goats To Death (photo) by memez: 4:06am

Today, Kenyan police arrested a middle-aged man identified as Mbiti Munyao,in Kangundo constituency, Machakos, for allegedly raping two goats to death. .

According to the area assistant Chief Mary Mulwa, Munyao was seen pulling the two goats from a bush where the animals had been tied on Saturday, January 13. The two goats were said to have taken their last breath after Munyao was done with them. .

The accused was charged and bailed for sh100, 000 after he pleaded not guilty to the accusation. He was charged with an unnatural offense and unlawful killing of goats.

BY GISTMORE : https://www.gistmore.com/kenyan-man-arrested-raping-two-goats-death
Politics / Re: We Are Battling Against Time On Lagos Ibadan Railway .... Rotimi Amaechi by LionDeLeo: 4:06am
Just do your best.

Education / Re: 2017/2018 UI Postgraduate Discussion Thread by tonstk: 4:05am
Wait oh! Y will PGschool be on strike n departments are conducting tests, interview n some sending admission email. R dey not all purpose to be on strike or is only d ICT unit dat r on strike. Pls I need a reply pls.
Politics / Re: Stick Only To Your Religious Calling, Presidency Tells CAN Scribe, Musa Asake by funlord(m): 4:05am
I think I totally agreed with presidency on this

Most of our so called religious leaders have turned the pulpit to a campaign and ethnic ground

They are more with the corrupt politician than the masses

The constitution is now a corrupt politician?

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Infinix Note 4 Pro 4 Sale by Charles1110(m): 4:05am
Still available?
Religion / Re: "Self Defence Is Your Right" - Pastor Paul Enenche (Video) by oilofgladness1(m): 4:05am
I was in this service and the part I enjoyed most was a section the man of God read from the Bible when it was said that if u don't have a sword sell your garment.
Travel / Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 13 by princeGee23: 4:04am
Congratulation and Congratulation on your Funding too but IF I may comment further, your delay in dropping your transcript on time has made it inconsistent like Dino Melaya School Cert. but I understand you try your best to give us something. Thank you all the way. All the best.....

No hostile feelings bro...... Welcome back!


First I say I sincerely Apologise for the unexpected delay in relaying my Transcripts here. Am not an information holder.
Since the Gurus and Forefathers of this group have earlier pardoned me: Here goes my Transcripts:

Visa Approved on July 7th, 2017 in Lagos.

I was totally scared and the RPM of my heartbeat was faster than a Space Jet. but I was surprised I did not even last 2 minutes to get the Visa. Glory be to God.

VO: Hello, Good morning
me: Good morning Ma'am and I hope you had a good rest last night?

VO: Oh thank you, can I have your documents
me: I passed my document through the under the slide.

VO: Why do you choose to go for your Master's degree now?
Me: (This question hit me with shock and I just use style gather my self to fire back) Madam, I work with one of the best banks in African in the IT department. My position is competitive and I need a competitive resume to retain my Job in Nigeria.

VO: So you presently work with Y ?
Me: YES Madam, Am the unit head in the department and my functions are so so so...

She cut me short and ask a sensitive question.

VO: Are you related to so so so?
Me: I actually share the Last name with the Former Governor of Lagos States. (But we are not related sha ooo) So i responded by saying we aren't related though but i do visit him sometimes as a Family friend.

VO: So why Georgia Southern University?
Me: I have a deep interest in Modelling Solar Systems and Electric Vehicles. This is research presently being conducted in my department at GSU. I spoke with the program coordinator about my Research and was pleased to accept me in.

VO: Who is paying for your Studies?
Me: Ma'am, My dad will handle the tuition fees.

VO: I will be approving your Visa..... You can pick up bla bla bla
Me: Honestly as people usually say, I went deaf for few minute too ooo!But I made sure I collected my White paper sha grin grin grin

I face some challenges in School when I arrived. Before I travelled, My Program coordinator informed me that I have about 90% chance of getting funding but I was shocked that the Indians were smarter and they played a trick on my Coordinator. I really don't understand what happened but i was not given Funding Last year. I spoke with my Program Coordinator Extensively, but nothing materialised. so I only got a Diversity waiver and I paid the remaining through my pocket.

The Only thing I can say is Thank God for the Journey so far, I have the funding now and I can move on.

Politics / Dangote Blames Unemployment For Herdsmen Killings In Nigeria by Bravo123: 4:04am
Aliko Dangote, the President and Chief Executive of the Dangote Group, has said the deadly conflict between suspected herdsmen and farmers in parts of Nigeria is as a result of the country’s increasing unemployment rate.

The richest man in Africa stated this on Tuesday in an interview with Channels Television.

Dangote said, “If there are jobs, there wouldn’t be anything like Boko Haram, there would not be anything like herdsmen. Once you are engaged, you do not have time for mischief...”

Read more https://alabingo.com/2018/01/dangote-blames-unemployment-herdsmen-killings-nigeria/

Politics / Re: Igbos by ycat: 4:03am
I understand your frustration but it's a new year and we can start ignoring most of their insults. You will be banned, Wyttcat was banned for responding to a similar insult, leaving the original comment there. Let's focus on how to leave nairaland for them because it's all a distraction. I'm now convinced more than ever that we need a new zero tolerance forum. We will never be able to discuss important issues concerning our region here without being derailed.
igbo stupidity is like "that Jacob zuma' s pic",they are forever confused,bunch of pathetic delusional illiterates,asslicking the hausa/fulani they love to hate..only good at chestbeating but no action,they are all over the media wailing but never walk the talk..

they abuse the Yoruba for supporting Buhari bcuz of a VP slot,but are the same people supporting atiku a hausa/fulani hoping for a VP slot..very disgusting and confused set of people,that's why they keep getting deceived by the likes of the coward OJUKWU and pigdiot bleaching cownu

if ur broke,just gather a few igbos and start an agitation,their drug induced brain will go into a numb grin cheesy
Politics / Re: We Are Battling Against Time On Lagos Ibadan Railway .... Rotimi Amaechi by Firefire(m): 4:03am
Statement from a known failure. Useless excuse not tenable in China.

Even to finish an existing project is becoming difficult for this useless government of propaganda. What a failed party. Shior!

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Politics / Faac Disburses N5.89trn In 2017 by alphonsojaybaz: 4:03am
source: http://www.eyesoflagos.com/2018/01/faac-disburses-n589trn-in-2017.html

Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) disbursed N5.89 trillion to the three tiers of government, Federal, States and Local government in 2017 investigation by Eyes Of Lagos has revealed. In 2017, the federal government followed by 36 states including Abuja collected the highest sharing while the local governments shared the lowest. Revenue generating agencies such as Nigeria Customs Service (NCS), and Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) step-up their revenue collections to match up with government disbursement following the drop in global oil prices and government move to divest from the Oil & Gas sector. According to Eyes Of Lagos investigation, July sharing was the highest followed by September while lowest month was in May. The report by FBNQuest Research said, “Inflow into federation account widened in the more recent period because the recovery in oil output pushed up oil revenues considerably in July, August and September. Diplomacy in the Niger Delta has paid off for the federal government. “A similar conclusion should be drawn from the monthly payouts by the Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC), of which the latest covers the distribution of revenues collected in November. “The increase since mid-year is largely attributable to the improvement in average crude output, to 1.87 million barrel per day in second quarter of 2017 and 2.03 million barrel per day in third quarter of 2017.” According to FAAC committee, figures for August rose because of “a significant increase in export volume by 0.85 million barrels, which resulted in increased revenue from export sales revenue by about $41 million.” In November as shared in December, FAAC committee stated that” average price of crude oil from $48.66 to $52.07 per barrel and a decrease in export sales of $69.49 million due to decrease in oil production by 1.75 million barrels” There was a discrepancy issue in October allocation which was finally distributed in early December. Interestedly, transferred to the Excess Petroleum Product Tax ended since May after accumulating a total sum of about N123.23 billion in five months of 2017. The breakdown of shared amount revealed that federal government in 2017 collected N2.56 trillion out of the N5.89 trillion. States received a total of N1.68 trillion and Local governments received N1.26 trillion. Further findings revealed that a total of eight oil producing states, Abia, Akwa Ibom, Bayelsa, Delta, Edo, Imo, Ondo, Rivers shared a total sum of N358.12 billion as 13per cent derivation fund in 2017. Information from National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) revealed that FAAC disbursed a total sum of N6.2 trillion to three tiers of government in 2017, funded mostly from the Statutory Account and revenue generated from Valued Added Tax (VAT) while refund to the federal government from Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) contributed 0.9 per cent (N55.32 billion). Findings by Eyes Of Lagos revealed that the statutory account accrued N4.65 trillion in 2017 while VAT also accrued N967.65 billion in 2017. Also, exchanged gained contributed N362.66 billion and excess Petroleum Product Tax (PPT) Account added N207.74 billion to the amount disbursed in 2017. The quarter on quarter (QoQ) breakdown revealed that, in first quarter, a total of N1.4 trillion was disbursed (N430.16 billion in January; N514.15 billion in February and N466.93 billion in March.) In second quarter, a total sum of N1.377 trillion was disbursed to the three tiers of government. It consists of N496.39 billion in April, N418.82billion in May and N462.36 billion in June. In third quarter, it rose by 27.9 per cent to N1.76 trillion (N652.23 billion in July; N467.85 billion in August and N637.7 billion in September) and in the fourth quarter, it moved to N1.7 trillion (N558.08 billion in October, N532.76 billion and N609.96 billion in December) Experts in a separate chat with this newspaper bemoaned some states government monthly dependency on FAAC allocation, stating that allocations to local government are not utilized but pocketed for political reasons. The Financial Economist in the University of Uyo, Awka Ibom State, Professor Leo Ukpong, said the monthly allocation was structured that federal, state and local governments share from government revenue and it is not a bad idea. He said the monthly allocation implementation to states and local governments has been creating problems According to him, “Initially, when they started the allocation, they used to transmit the local government allocation to Chairman in that area. The local government chairmen used those funds effectively to develop grass root projects. Now, the allocation goes to the state government state. The governor in states used local government allocation to control activities politically and economically at the local government level which is creating problem. Some state governors are actually managing the local government allocation themselves. “Dependent on Monthly allocation is killing the nation’s economy. It is an economy policy but not necessary distribution of allocation. If those funds are channel into helping the private sector, maintaining infrastructure, boost agriculture sector that will create more jobs and improve our GDP. “To me the allocation to local should be sent directly to their chairmen and not to state governors. The monthly contribution has not improve the nation’s economy and we will continue to utilize it to destroy politics and economy,” he said. Economist and member of faculty, Lagos Business School, Dr. Adi Bongo, said the states monthly salary survival is dependent on the monthly allocation. He said, “I really don’t know the current expenditure of these states compared to their monthly allocation from federal government. If the monthly allocation is not enough to cover the monthly salary, sure they will not be able to pay salary and develop infrastructure. “However, to some states, the law of leadership does not apply. We have seen from one state to another, with exemption of few that collect allocation from federal government and take it as their own entitlement. They cannot grow their Internally Revenue Generation (IGR). Unfortunately, most states in Nigeria have been cursed with very bad governance. There is no transparency and accountability. The curse on the leadership is a burden on the people. In addition, Economist and Managing director consultant BIC consultancy Service Limited, Mr. Boniface Chizea was optimistic about the improved oil prices and improved monthly allocation to states that is expected to improve welfare of staff and develop economy wise. In his words “Before the crash in global oil prices, the money accrued to the federal account was adequate. Some states in the federation operated from the huge amount coming from the federation account. As the oil market crash, that impacted on the accrued to federation account. There were issues with the government allocations to states, leading to backlog of salaries. “We had relief from the federal government and some accessed funds from the World Bank. It will take some time to make states independent and sustained on their IGR. “It is only Lagos, Rivers and Kano that have generated significant IGR to fund their expenditure. Oil price has improved and if the price is sustained, states allocation will improve this year,” he added

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Actor Williams Uchemba Sister, Williams Sandra (photos) by OneCorner: 4:02am
Who be diz ones again.
See face like albino grin
Politics / Re: Nairalanders We Need Ur Prayers In Taraba State This Night by mrvitalis(m): 4:02am
Lying as how Bro??..That what i said didnt happen or what?
This is a faceless forum and you dont know anything about me...Even though it might sound like a super story all what i said there is nothing but absolute truth and i have no reason whatsoever to convince you with any lies!
This is part of my life experiences and it is all in the past now.

Lol your spiritual power is so fake Cos there is nothing like that and you know it

Can't you just stop I'm not people you can deceive
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admissons Thread by alphalpha(m): 4:02am



Crime / Re: Alfa Arrested With Human Parts And Other Fetish Items In His Divination Room by levrin: 4:02am

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