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Foreign Affairs / Re: Insurrection: Trump Is Eligible To be on d ballot in Colorado - US Supreme Court by Divinediva2: 12:52pm
CluelessMODS:

This foolish woman you are still here disgracing yourself? So you don't even know that if you have a child in the US even as an illegal immigrant that child is automatically a citizen. With all your noise and bragging about America that you have not stepped!
You even have another moniker, honestly you are very useless and disgusting.
I just checked your profile and realized that your location is Warri, I am sure you are in one village called Otokutu so I am not surprised.... useless harlot!

Fool am not the lady you are arguing with,but I just say your comments and immediately knew that you are a fool,and decided to let your know,mumu dey cry
Science/Technology / Re: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by JayTripz(m): 12:52pm
Omoooooo

The tin go smell oo

Why not just do water own
Science/Technology / Re: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by sterlingD(m): 12:52pm
slimjohn2k5:
Is it male or female urine

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by gold360(m): 12:52pm
March 19, 2024

Subsidy removal, forex liberalization drive FAAC disbursement up 23.9% to N2.1trn
Solid VPS for Forex trading
By Mariam Eko

At the backdrop of subsidy removal and liberalization of the foreign exchange market, the Federation Account Allocation Committee, FAAC, has recorded further increase in distributable revenue with February 2024 disbursement of N2.07 trillion to the three tiers of government.

The figure represents 23.9 percent rise from N1.67 trillion distributed in January 2024.


The FAAC accrual has been on the rise since second quarter of 2023 after the implementation of the twin policy reform of the President Bola Tinubu administration.

The latest National Bureau of Statistics, NBS, report on FAAC stated that the amount disbursed comprised of N1.15 trillion recorded from the Statutory Account, N479.03 billion from Exchange Gain, N16.59 million from Electronic Money Transfer Levy, EMTL and N420.73 billion from Value Added Tax.

It further stated: “The allocations to the three tiers of government for November 2023 were: Federal Government with a total of N407.27 billion, States with a total of N379.41 billion, and Local Governments with a total of N278.04 billion. The sum of N85.10 billion was shared among the oil-producing states from the 13% derivation fund”.

“The revenue generating agencies comprising Nigeria Customs Service (NCS), Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS), and Nigerian Upstream Petroleum Regulatory Commission (NUPRC) received N16.27 billion, N43.35 billion, and N18.68 billion respectively, as cost of revenue collections” the report added.

Further breakdown of revenue allocation to the Federal Government of Nigeria (FGN) revealed that N279.06 billion was disbursed to the FGN consolidated revenue account, N6.57 billion was received as a share of derivation and ecology, N3.29 billion as stabilization fund, N11.04 billion for the development of natural resources, and N10.37 billion to the Federal Capital Territory (FCT)- Abuja.


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Science/Technology / Re: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by 9jaBloke: 12:52pm
smiley

How much is a litre of urine?
Politics / Re: Mention 1 School Built By Peter Obi To Win 50k by mrvitalis(m): 12:52pm
donbrowser:
50k up for grabs.

Just mention 1 school built by Peter Obi. Thanks
Don't know about your region east had already established enough schools sin the 1970s

There is no community with a primary school my have 2 government owned primary schools

There is no town without a secondary school zero

He never needed to build what was already enough

All he did was improved them to the best public education sector in Nigeria today
Gaming / Re: 512g STEAM DECK With 256g Batocera 4000+ Retro Games by kingRagnarr: 12:52pm
Can this come to kaduna?
Romance / Re: Am I In Trouble? This Man Will Not Stop Giving Me Money by NPFLADMIN(m): 12:52pm
EreluRoz:
Few years...

Big mummy
Come and dash me.
Romance / Re: Am I In Trouble? This Man Will Not Stop Giving Me Money by tochez24(m): 12:51pm
EreluRoz:
Few years back this man tried to make advances at me but was not bold enough to do so but he kept gifting me different things and crediting my account of which I never asked for. He was familiarizing with people around me and comes to our house to greet my mom because he lives nearby, will call me to greet me before going and all those unnecessary famzing. But he never had that boldness to ask me out.

On my part I never demanded anything from him and whenever I want to reject his gifts and cash I couldn't because it always comes at the right time. I can't count the number of times I have sworn never to accept his gifts and cash but never for once did I keep to my words because he's gifted in sending cash and gifts at the perfect time.

This man is very unattractive to me, like that man you'll not even want anybody to see you standing with , so it has never even crossed my mind to have anything with him. So I summoned courage one day and text him to stop all those univited visits and stop wasting his time because I can never date someone like him(I was young and said some nasty things I regretted later) and unfortunately his cousins saw my nasty message to him, told others and they all wear this scornful looks whenever they see me as I later learnt my message caused problems in their house. Well, he stopped coming to our house, he relocated to a new place as I learnt he got a job that took him away from our location.

I never felt remorseful about all I did to him till recently as I'm now older and wiser. So, I was somewhere doing something and he also came there and saw me first, I was expecting a very cold reaction from him but he immediately came over and was very happy to see me, started gisting and all that, I gave him attention just to make up for my earlier bad attitude, I apologized over how I treated him and he said it's nothing that he's not holding anything against me as I was very young then. Before I say jerk he went to his car and gave me some bundles of cash, requested for my account number and he won't even accept my refusal to give him. So that's how this man resumed sending me money again, infact he's obviously now richer because if I mentioned the alert I always receive from this man nobody will believe me here. I narrated everything to my brother because he knew all I did to him back then, my brother started calling him fool which I felt bad and cautioned him to stop.

Now this man has not made any advances or wooed me but he's already acting more than a partner, infact I feel so guilty each time I see his alerts and calls. God knows I can never date him but I'm beginning to be so uncomfortable with all these. Let me not lie, it's so hard to reject his money as it usually comes at the right time.

Let me also add that he later got married but his wife left him few years into their marriage.

Honestly I'm tired and want to be free from all these.

Please am I at fault here? Or is he God sent to ease me at my times of need? Why am I feeling so guilty even though I have never requested anything from him?
Am I in trouble and what will be the end result of all these?

Try to give him a chance⚠️

He might be God's ordained husband for you.... Everybody cannot be fine as we want in a partner but they're some qualities you can't just overlook in someone.

He has not asked you out yet because he knows you will reject him, and he's right lol, that's why he's using cash and gifts to communicate to express his feelings for you.

You girls normally use person wey love una tru true dey play⚠️

I will advise you give love a chance!!!!!!

But for me, i will never try that.... No girl wey never accepted me as her boyfriend go see my one kobo 😁😁😁
Autos / Re: Ship Cheap Vehicles From California Via Container by Gimporters: 12:51pm
We will handle the shipping of your ride from California.

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Locotrader(m): 12:51pm
Deadlytruth:

Exactly. When an illiquid stock's figures are excellent, it is a movement to the moon.

Except the mgt decides to delist the stock, it is a #5 5tock.Timeframe is 2 years from now
Science/Technology / Re: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by UnknownQueen(f): 12:51pm
Next na to invent urine powered car....
Science/Technology / Re: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by Mmaduise(m): 12:51pm
Nawao.
Na to dey store urine be that nah. People will start drinking too much water everyday. Lmao.
Imagine the kind smelly the generator go be like
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Joins Muslims For Iftar At Mosque In Nasarawa State. by adejobi34h: 12:51pm
It's good to know Obi is already campaigning stylishly for 2027.It's good to know Obi is already campaigning stylishly for 2027....
Family / Re: Someone Threw Ciga In Our Dumpsite, And Everyone Was Suspecting Me by Aboks(m): 12:51pm
Abeg tell us the truth we no go tell your landlady
na u put am der?
Science/Technology / Re: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by donkach: 12:51pm
As much as I appreciate their creativity and innovation, it's simply false to say that amount of litre of urine can translate to the alcohol that can power a generator ( the one I saw in the picture for six hours ). It's simply exaggerated, and for good reasons.
Science/Technology / Re: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by MaziObinnaokija: 12:51pm
Samueltemi337:
A very dumb invention coming from a very dumb gender
undecided Nah yo type dey 🏃‍♂️ away from lecture/class..I knw you'll probably dey BET9JA shop dey bang table grin grin
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by EgunMogaji2: 12:51pm
rmx:


Just learnt tiger tmt is 1.1m par tonne now , there is fire everywhere

You need Steel roof when you want a wide open space without pillars, it’s not optional then , my ongoing project

Oga mi, is that your presence at Teslim/Oluyole?

The building has your fingerprints grin
Science/Technology / Re: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by kingthreat(m): 12:51pm
Oya make una confess, which person piss una use?
The word "Invent" is being abused here. angry
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Producer, Andy Best Is Dead by tiamiyukunle69(m): 12:51pm
You again
BrightStudent2:
Rest in peace Sir


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My name is Olaoluwa. I am 32 and an O-Level holder. I had a car accident last year, lost my job, and became jobless for months.

Please help me; I am seriously hungry. The last time I ate was Saturday evening, and it was my remaining garri that I drank. I have not eaten any other food since Saturday evening other than the water that I have been drinking to gain some strength. I can no longer endure the hunger; my body is starting to shake. Please, my people, I am really sorry for begging, but it is just that I am starving to death. Please, someone should help me with something to eat, no matter the amount. I don't mind. I will always appreciate you. I am starving. I know things are very hard these days. Anything you have to spare, I would really appreciate.

I live at No. 26, Osuolale Street, Bode Olude, Abeokuta, Ogun State.

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Please help me with any amount; #600 will do a lot for me at this time.

Please, my bank details are:

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I want to sell my Vivo V3.

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Please if you live close to my street or around Bode Olude, Abeokuta, buy my phone. I need to buy food. I am beginning to feel pain in my stomach.
Science/Technology / Re: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by Rich4god(m): 12:51pm
If this really works and commercialized, a lot of people don get work be that o. Some people go even get urine refinary for backyard.
Science/Technology / Re: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by Ykc2(m): 12:51pm
Don't mind them it don't work
Car Talk / Re: My C300 2016 Reviews.. by Bazztadewu: 12:51pm
Gice me some sir.pls help me im broke sir.pls sir
TheBTCinvestor:


Dull shallow brain dey count 10s of millions with 3 benz to his name...while intelligent sharp versatile Bazztadewu dey live in poverty for face me I face you grin Isn't God wonderful? shocked
Science/Technology / Re: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by kingsways: 12:51pm
Wao
Politics / Re: All South West States Will Be Develop, Except Ekiti And Ondo by Paraman: 12:51pm
Khyrvxjzy:


that headline is a mistake i wanted to write osun and ekiti

ondo is ok

osun is rubbish bro, we need a road that will pass through osun and ekiti, i agree ekiti is too isolated. we can also make ekiti agric hub
Osun is not rubbish
Webmasters / Re: How To Become A Mobile App Developer Within 3 Months. by Onlinetutor7: 12:51pm
For private questions concerning the class you can mail me at genixprince98@gmail dot com.
Meanwhile the class will take place here, live on Naira land.

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Politics / Re: Slain Soldiers Came To Protect Us From Invaders - Delta Monarch by ColonelZeus: 12:51pm
We are not expecting him to say otherwise.

He receives his pay check from the Government.

The Ovie of Ewu-Urhobo Kingdom have been compromised.
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Producer, Andy Best Is Dead by eepeepook: 12:50pm
I remember the name. I remember the films. I never saw him. Let’s hope he died a multimillionaire. His movies were the rage in the early 90s.
Politics / Re: Naira’s Outlook Is Brightening Amid Steps To Steady Currency by themanderon: 12:50pm
Oluwole statistics. This one that all the foreign banks are so interested in our failing currency hope all is well?
Politics / Re: Slain Soldiers Came To Protect Us From Invaders - Delta Monarch by epainos: 12:50pm
Watianoengineer:
When Isreal was bombing every inch of Gaza just because of the actions of few Hamas insurgents, majority of the hypocrites condemning the actions of the Nigerian Army today were supporting Isreal to continue the genocide. To them every one residing in Gaza are all terrorists so Isreal's action to bomb everyone was justifiable.


Now the tables have turned and the Nigerian Army are ready to do what Isreal is doing in Gaza. A dozen or more soldiers were murdered in cold blood but you hypocrites wants the army to look for the killers and not make the whole community pay.

If you can support what Isreal is doing by punishing every Palestinian for the offense of few Hamas agent, then the Nigerian Army should as well wipe out the whole community and make them suffer for the sins of the few killers.


What is your business with Israel and Palestine war? Those people no send you oooo. grin War dey your end, instead of you to open your eyes and focus on it, you are talking about Jews and Arabs that no send you.

I laugh at you guys who carry on your head the middle east war. War wey no concern you.

What exactly is your priority?
Religion / Re: WiSDOM SEED DAILY DEVOTIONAL by Faithfulness88: 12:50pm
PST SUNDAY & PST CHAKOR OGIDIGBO



Holyhill Church Abuja



*WISDOM SEED*
Tuesday, March 19, 2024

*THE OUTPOURING OF THE HOLY SPIRIT*

*Acts 2:1-4 NIV*
_"When the day of Pentecost came, they were all together in one place. Suddenly a sound like the blowing of a violent wind came from heaven and filled the whole house where they were sitting. They saw what seemed to be tongues of fire that separated and came to rest on each of them. All of them were filled with the Holy Spirit and began to speak in other tongues as the Spirit enabled them."_


In the book of Acts, we bear witness to the realisation of a promise made by Jesus Christ to His disciples—the outpouring of the Holy Spirit. This pivotal moment not only marked the inception of the early church but also inaugurated a new era of empowerment and spiritual metamorphosis for believers. Depicted as wind and fire, the Holy Spirit descended upon the disciples with potency and fervency. This supernatural phenomenon symbolised the presence and divine sovereignty of God Himself amidst His people. Just as wind and fire are unstoppable forces of nature, so too is the Holy Spirit an unstoppable force in the lives of believers, endowing them with the audacity, discernment, and fortitude to fulfil their divine calling and commission.

As believers, we are beckoned to embrace the outpouring of the Holy Spirit in our lives. Much like the disciples were imbued with the Spirit and spoke in tongues, we too are emboldened to fearlessly proclaim the gospel and minister to others in the authority of the Holy Spirit (Acts 1:cool. The ongoing infilling of the Spirit is not a solitary occurrence but an ongoing encounter that empowers us to live triumphantly and efficiently for the kingdom of God.
Furthermore, the outpouring of the Holy Spirit transcends linguistic barriers and cultural confines. On the day of Pentecost, individuals from diverse nations heard the disciples articulating in their native tongues, epitomising the universality of God's message of redemption (Acts 2:5-12). The Holy Spirit unites believers from varied backgrounds into one cohesive entity, the church, equipping them to love and serve one another in the name of Christ.

In our daily communion with God, let us earnestly pursue the outpouring of the Holy Spirit. May we be replenished afresh with His presence and potency, enabling us to yield fruit that magnifies God and influences the world around us (Galatians 5:22-23). Let us submit to the guidance of the Spirit and allow Him to steer us into all truth and righteousness (John 16:13)

*Prayer*
Heavenly Father, I am grateful for the gift of the Holy Spirit. Replenish me anew with your presence and potency, that I may courageously declare your gospel and walk in compliance with your divine will. May your Spirit direct and enable me to lead lives that bring honour and glory to your name.

*Declaration*
I declare that I am saturated with the Holy Spirit, empowered to lead a life of purpose and influence. I surrender to the leadership of the Spirit and walk in submission to God's will, magnifying His name in all my endeavours.

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