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Romance / Re: Name Your Nairaland Crush. (male & Female) And Your Reason(s). by KingTom(m): 2:27am
Chiam55:


Nobody wants to see your toothless snake undecided
You need to get my candycane, and fast!! grin grin
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Education / Re: Unilag’s Best Student Scores 4.96 CGPA by blesseddivah(f): 2:26am
awwww..
niceeee..
mine on the way
Romance / Re: Name Your Nairaland Crush. (male & Female) And Your Reason(s). by KingTom(m): 2:26am
stephenqueen:

I dey meeting na grin
You be Aje Okunrin? shocked
Romance / When Your Are Trying To Convince Jesus Why Yo Ex Should Go To Hell... (pics) by ayusco85(m): 2:26am
When your are trying to convince Jesus why yo Ex should go to hell

Romance / Re: Name Your Nairaland Crush. (male & Female) And Your Reason(s). by Orijin101: 2:26am
Chiam55:


Nothing. angry
*mttcheeeeeeeew. . .
Romance / Re: Name Your Nairaland Crush. (male & Female) And Your Reason(s). by Chiam55(f): 2:26am
KingTom:
Weyrey, you sef na your nyash you dey use type? undecided grin

Nobody wants to see your toothless snake undecided
Romance / Re: Name Your Nairaland Crush. (male & Female) And Your Reason(s). by Ipledge(m): 2:26am
stephenqueen:

Wehrey u no dey sleep undecidedundecided
Baskard never sleep
Romance / Re: Name Your Nairaland Crush. (male & Female) And Your Reason(s). by Darkrebel666: 2:26am
~ You guys are still up?

Chiam55 ..missclasssy .
let's have a midnight tthreesome while others are asleep grin
Romance / Re: Name Your Nairaland Crush. (male & Female) And Your Reason(s). by all4naija(m): 2:26am
Chiam55:
All4naija

This is embarassed embarrass face not angry face

lipsrsealed this is mouth sealed

I'm not angry lol

I am talking about the mouth-sealed (more or less a sign of dissatisfaction) not the blushing emoticon. Okay. cool
Forum Games / Re: Romance Section Game Session. . . Today's Edition (UNSCRAMBLE THE WORDS) by KingTom(m): 2:26am
Orijin101:

Instead make you dey read your Bible, na to watch mojo go make you sleep ba God dey watch you ooo. . .

BTW, abeg gimme d name of the site wey you dey download amu lipsrsealed
Pornhu..., Xhamst..., Xvide... lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Name Your Nairaland Crush. (male & Female) And Your Reason(s). by Orijin101: 2:26am
stephenqueen:

U no dey sleep undecidedundecided
person wey dey vigil dey sleep undecided ?
Fashion / Re: Top 10 Budget Perfumes For Men by Nicepoker(m): 2:26am
Try hausa perf too. Even insecticide and air freshener are cheap and affordable.
Romance / Re: Name Your Nairaland Crush. (male & Female) And Your Reason(s). by stephenqueen(m): 2:25am
KingTom:
Weyrey, you sef na your nyash you dey use type? undecided grin
I dey meeting na grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by osystein(m): 2:25am
osystein:
Very interesting article by the war nerd about recent xenophobic violence in south africa

The War Nerd: The Art of Turf War



http://pando.com/2015/04/19/the-war-nerd-the-art-of-turf-war/

the thing I've been pondering is who's behind all the fake stories, images and videos about xenophobic attacks in south Africa all over social media.

I previously thought they were people wanting to darken south africas image. now its clear that xenophobic elements in south Africa were spreading the false info to scare foreigners so they'd leave or those planning to go there, will no longer want to.
Forum Games / Re: Romance Section Game Session. . . Today's Edition (UNSCRAMBLE THE WORDS) by Orijin101: 2:24am
KingTom:
Guy I no fit sleep, no be say I wan watch am, na to aid my sleep na grin grin grin
Instead make you dey read your Bible, na to watch mojo go make you sleep ba God dey watch you ooo. . .

BTW, abeg gimme d name of the site wey you dey download amu lipsrsealed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Who Knows The Correct Salary Structure For All Nigeria Uniform Jobs/forces? by Braaad: 2:24am
What if he doesnt have a friend in the force(most people don't), If you have info useful to him, give it out. I think there is an option called private messaging on NL. you could even email the info to him.
I really thing there is no need for all your "hate speech".
nkemdi89:

Why can't he confide in a friend who is in the force or a banker than coming online to seek for such information? Do you think its only nigerians that views nairaland. What impression are you creating when foreigner and those who are not privy to know get hold of such sensitive information? For the fact that you are young shouldn't make you ignorant also mtcheew young people using smart phones actually than their brains.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Patchesagain: 2:24am
agaugust:


Jets don't win air war because of their name or reputation, they win based on the missiles they carry. Simple fact.

SAAF Gripen jets have NO long range air to air missile, NAF F-7 will match them or use extra range advantage of PL-9C missile.

South Africa bought Gripen jets with poor short legged air to air missiles, that is your country's stupiidity and error and is none of my business, it's your problem not mine. Who c.ursed SAAF with curse not to have a long range BVR missile, am I the witch/wizard that cursed them ?

Your jets get into air to air combat with enemy interceptor jets as soon as they get airborne, you cannot even get a chance to drop your guided bombs with NAF jets firing PL-9C missiles at your Gripen jets struggling for survival, the Hawk jets won't even wait to see the F-7 Vs Gripen outcome, they will run away for survival grin grin

You say it's my opinion, but the technical data sheets prove me right for all these weapons capabilities :


At 40 km away, your Gripen radar CANNOT identify specific targets.

At close range below 10 km your Gripen jet gets sh.ot down.

You want to use recon pod at 30,000 feet ? 10 km away above clouds you cannot identify and enemy target, what is the maximum range of your recce pod for precision targeting ?

Paveway bomb maximum range is about 15 km.

Umbani or Al Tariq and Paveway guided bombs all have a snail slow speed of less than 150 km/hr.....the Roland anti-air missile flies over 2,000 km/hr .

Shilka anti-air gun is radar guided and is designed to sh.oot down jets that fly at about 1,000 km / hr....your guided bomb speed is only 150 km/hr like a tortoise crawling to the market to do shopping .

South Africa has a useless long range capacity that will be neutralized by Nigerian air force and army.

Your weapons will work better against countries like Lesotho and Swaziland, go try your luck there
.

arrrgggg


this is such a waste of time.

Augustus, what single peice of evidence do you have to suggest that a Roland or Shilka has CRAM capabilities?

Gripen radar can ID ground targets at 40km away

Gripen flying at 6km is safe from Rolands and Shilka

Gripen can use Recon pod at 6km... why must it be at 30 000ft?

Main point: Who and what say that Shilka and Roland can target tiny bombs?

We know we can because we specifically ordered the upgrade to give us CRAM capabilities, but you dont have that capability
Politics / Re: See How Aguiyi Ironsi Was Murdered In Cold Blood. (viewers Discretion Advised). by Duru1(m): 2:24am
londongal03:
My ppl stop fooling yourself with Nigeria, read the evil planned against you.
SOUTHEAST SHOULD BE CAREFUL
I am a soldier, I will not give my name for the sake of my life . my message is simple, I can't stop myself from letting people understand the danger they are in,in Nigeria (especially those in the southeast),after my fellow soldiers here in southern Kaduna, Kaduna state,yesterday being Sunday 08 march,invaded a church and killed innocent Christian youths guarding their church against suicide bombers from gaining access in to the church compound during their church service. My conscience keeps judging me for not letting people know what I know. I am a christian but here in the military camp, I dare not let them know about this or I will be on the next troop heading to confront Boko Haram without enough rains of ammunition to fight them and certainly will get killed . most of our men deployed to fight Boko Haram are christian soldiers from the eastern and southeastern part of the country ,I cry inside me each time they leave the camp to confront Boko Haram as most of them don't make it back alive and nobody cares to retrieve their body from Boko Haram .messages are set to their families back in the far eastern part of the country that they killed in a car accident and I wonder why their families don't demand for the bodies of their children they claim where involved in a car accident ,what a pity. The reason why I want people to know this ,is not because of all that had happened to Christians all over this country but because of the things they are going to face very soon , I must confess that Christians don't respond to dangers approaching them until they all die , they think that God will come down from heaven to defend their life instantly but that is not true because I am a christian also ,from kano state .Nobody suspect that I am a christian because I am from the North and they think that all Northerners are Muslim but that is not true .The message is that Boko Haram men are all over Nigeria now believe it or not, Boko Haram has also joined ISIS (Islamic State) in the Arab world and I don't know if the christian people understand what that means .150 women recently have been beheaded by ISIS and most of the women where discovered to be pregnant women ,Boko Haram is expected to carry out the same thing since they have pledged allegiance to ISIS, this is just an introduction ,the main message is that 6 years ago , Boko Haram young members joined the Nigeria Defense Academy like ordinary citizens showing interest to gain admission ,join any of the arm force for the defense of the Nation but that was not the reason ,60% of them gained admission and graduated . Recently , that group have been deployed to the eastern part of the country along with few genuine soldiers , their mission is simple and they will carry it out once the order comes . many people may see them as ordinary soldiers but the truth is that 90% of the soldiers in every checkpoint and camps in the eastern part of the country are Boko Haram members in army uniforms ,they are soldiers but their mission is different from others . please my christian brothers be wise . you may be wondering how I got this information , remember I am from the North , the northerners are not considered Christians here even when some of us are.It will interest you to know that many of our soldiers here are working for Boko Haram , not because they like them but because of the money they are been paid by the Boko Haram for every information and attacks the soldier themselves carry against Christians and the Government cannot provide the soldiers with such money . Do not see all Northerners as bad people , some of us are good but it is very difficult to tell so I don't blame anyone that think that we are all the same . For me I know that I will die because the Boko Haram are getting more help and resources than we the soldiers. Please help me to save people that I can not save as soldier by spreading this message to save livesk especially those in the southeast before the order gets to Boko Haram soldiers there . I will be happy in heaven for your good works if I die . I copied it and share with you, please do the same too, wake-up my ppl.

Nigeria has elected one as a president. If the Ndiigbo in particular and southeasterners in general do not understand their precarious position in the Nigeria then they should pay the price of ignorance.
Politics / Re: Buhari Meets & Shakes Man Who Trekked From Lagos To Abuja [Photos] by ebenezer4o2(m): 2:24am
Pipsland78:
This fraudster of a trekker is still wearing this same clothe?

Reasons he's fraud:
1) Nobody saw him trekking along all other states other than Lagos, Ekiti and Niger states.
2) His phone battery never went dead all along, how did he charge his phone battery?
3) He never changed his clothes yet he didn't die of stench from the clothe.
4) He had only one bottle of water with him all along.
5) He never lost his way. How come he knows the route so perfectly.
6) It's simply not possible to cover that distance in 19 days except you trekk non-stop which no human can do.
7) Where was he when it rained? where did he sleep when it was dark? What did he eat when hungry? How did he survive the dangerous lonely nights?

The dude is faker than Abacha's smile.
the guy is a criminal.The truth is,no man can do that not even in 2 months,liers!Besides,I didn't see him worked past Ondo State oh,nonsense.
Politics / Re: Now I Know Why IGBO Will Never Rule Nigeria by ifyan(m): 2:24am
brendak5:
instead of voting for an ibo man,i rather void my vote or throw it inside d lagoon.they have shown all dia voting power in dis election yet,janahdaft did nt win.sofar hausa and yoruba agree to vote a candidate then any oda candidate of the ibos or ss is a minus.1000000*0=0greedy tribe,followfollow ppl.they have no say on their own.they made live uncomfortable for dia own ppl there by makin then to be scattered in od states.spare d snake and kill the ibos

My bro believe me one day you will do something good for the IGBOS.

BELIEVE ME. .....

YOU KNOW. ....
Politics / Re: Now I Know Why IGBO Will Never Rule Nigeria by pazienza(m): 2:24am
nduchucks:
While the OP's post is factual, there is no need to reopen old wounds. Tafa Balewa's utterances seem prohetic as we have not yet had a democratically elected Igbo ruler since that time.

I however believe that Okorocha will be the first VP and likely the first President.

Things you lots use to deceive Okorocha! You hate his kind, but you love him, how is that possible?

If Imolites don't do the needful today and rid Igboland of Okorocha naivety, I will be very disappointed with them.
Politics / Re: Xenophobia: South African Minister Denied Visa To Enter Israel by cy4cent(f): 2:24am
can Nigeria be so bold? I like this country's boldness I swear!!!!
Romance / Re: 10 Ways To Make Your Relationship Magically Romantic by KingTom(m): 2:24am
Chiam55:


What a 9" spatula embarassed stop derailing the girls thread. What have you got to contribute to the op? kiss
The only thing I have to contribute is a 9 inch one eyed snake! That can make any relationship magically romantic grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Name Your Nairaland Crush. (male & Female) And Your Reason(s). by Chiam55(f): 2:24am
All4naija

This is embarassed embarrass face not angry face

lipsrsealed this is mouth sealed

I'm not angry lol
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Politics / Re: Uyo - City Of Peace And Beauty (Pictures) by OreMI22: 2:23am
all4naija:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed angry angry angry angry angry cry cry cry

all4naija:
Smh... angry angry angry angry
This pathologically jealous yoruba clown is also here?
He hates to see anything nice outside yorubaland
Properties / Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by blesseddivah(f): 2:23am
lmao grin grin
Education / Re: Funny!!-- See What This Lecturer Did Inside The Classroom - AIFCE by mikaj(m): 2:23am
Olufhemy:


U probably 4got to extend greetings to your ancestors,your future wife, and great grand children.
People like u abuse this forum and make it look like a place 4 imature people and kids.
Ur likes should be pruned off this forum or re-orientated.

After deciding lemme put a face to the person I'm getting this BS frm by checking out ur profile I came to understand your source of frustration. Don't loose hope ok, it shall be well with ur ancestors only. See ur face like Foul yansh. Yimu.
Romance / Re: 10 Ways To Make Your Relationship Magically Romantic by all4naija(m): 2:23am
Chiam55:


What a 9" spatula embarassed stop derailing the girls thread. What have you got to contribute to the op? kiss
It is the cowboy's smoking gun. Have you tried one before?
Fashion / Re: Top 10 Budget Perfumes For Men by dammiedre(m): 2:23am
Insightz:

Not everyone has the means to buy an expensive perfume. And even if you do have the means, it does not hurt to buy cheap and you still end up smelling great. Below are some good but yet affordable perfumes for men:

1. Davidoff Cool Water
2. Chairman by Yves De Sistelle
3. Azarro Chrome by Azzarro
4. Nautica Voyage by Nautica
5. Cuba Gold by Cuba
6. Lanvin L`Homme Sport by Lanvin
7. 24 Gold by ScentStory
8. Lanvin Avant Garde by Lanvin
9. Joop by Joop!
10. Azarro Legend by Azarro
11. Midnight in Paris by Van Cleef & Arpels

You can add yours to expand the list wink

cool
Properties / Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by EbolaParasite: 2:23am
tablu:
Partitioned apartment... 100people may be in this buildin
Exactly

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