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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Having Sex With A Goat In Katsina Pictured by sanpipita(m): 12:50pm

So Oga San, can we take your submission to mean that you too are an animal lover in the literal and practical sense.

You can confide in us here, so please rest assured that only a few hundred thousand Nairaland readers, and their extended families, will be privy to your secret life as the Goat-Master Extraordinaire, if that is indeed the reality on ground.

So with this assurance of iron-clad secrecy in mind, we are now standing by to take notes, as you spill the beans and give us the lowdown that we DEMAND to hear in full detail.

Lol my secret life isn't up for public consumption, you can make up whatever submission you like thing is beastiality exists and I see no fuss about it moreso cos I understand sexuality can be very diverse
Celebrities / Re: Funke Adesiyan: Cheating Doesn’t Make Your Husband A Bad Person by keypad1: 12:50pm
Please can i fvck this woman
Nollywood Actress Funke Adesiyan Advice Women on IG, In her Words she says Cheating doesn’t make your husband a bad person, it only validates him as a man.

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Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/06/23/actress-funke-adesiyan-cheating-doesnt-make-your-husband-a-bad-person/

Crime / Re: American Man Sent To Kirikiri Prison For Defrauding Three Nigerians by RaptorX: 12:50pm

And u think American government would let their citizen and white for that matter be in jail in Nigeria of all places.
These people feel they are superior to all other countries, they will negotiate their way out of it.
One thing I like about them though, they don't give a stiff punishment for fraud related crimes unlike their Asian counterparts.
Who told you they don't give stiff penalties for fraud, do you know how many Nigerians are serving 20 years sentences for wire fraud and romance scams. Everything you wrote up there reeks of ignorance.
Autos / Re: Super Clean Honda Accord 2008 Exl months Used...2.4m by jaxxy(m): 12:49pm
Crime / Re: Italian Kidnapper Arrested At Ogbe-Isoko In Delta State (Photo) by Freshsnoow1(m): 12:49pm
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Properties / Re: Plots of Lands @ Magboro lagos/Ibadan exp/way Lagos Nigeria (5plots 16.5m) by epropertymaster(m): 12:49pm
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Car Talk / Re: Things To Have In Mind As A New Car Owner. by billy187(m): 12:49pm

Noted boss.
It's a Honda CRV 2004 model

That's a great choice for a first car- those things when taken care of, run pretty much forever grin ; I'm even looking for one for my sister.

If you dont mind me asking, whats the mileage on your baby? For a 13 year old car you might also have to look out for those stuff the manufacturer recommends are changed at a particular age/ mileage. Stuff like rubber gaskets, tubing, timing belt, water pump, in your case (most likely) differential juice, etc etc..

Keep the rubber side down!! wink
Politics / Re: When Was The Last Time You Saw Aedc Light In Lugbe, Abuja? by rifasenate11(m): 12:49pm
bro.. you are staying at Lugbe zone 5 environs. because across to the other side FHA we have been having occasional electricity each day. I think AEDC is working to stabilize distribution towards the Airport road and the entire stretch of villages in those areas.. they started this since early this year.
Celebrities / Re: Funke Adesiyan: Cheating Doesn’t Make Your Husband A Bad Person by OceanmorganTrix: 12:49pm

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Politics / Re: Documents Released By Dino Melaye To Show How Yahaya Bello Forged His Recall by Agbaletu: 12:49pm
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Politics / Re: Documents Released By Dino Melaye To Show How Yahaya Bello Forged His Recall by CellTabRepairs1: 12:49pm
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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Having Sex With A Goat In Katsina Pictured by 4Play(m): 12:49pm
sir, immorality is found everwhere.

The guy you are quoting forgets the ritual killing, drug smuggling, prostitution, armed robbery and kidnapping in the South.
Webmasters / Re: Study In China... Admission Open @an Affordable Tuition & Accommodation Fee. by majortwild: 12:49pm
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Crime / Re: Italian Kidnapper Arrested At Ogbe-Isoko In Delta State (Photo) by mikeycharles(m): 12:49pm
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Romance / Re: 5 Types Of Ladies Some Guys Are Scared To Date by madridsta007(m): 12:49pm
I swear you no lie at all.. They've been the ones that dish out insults and rain curses on me each time I speak what they don't want to hear cheesy

They hold the WBC, WBO, IBO, IBF World Heavyweights Titles in Insults and Abuse. When I see them, I run! No time.
Crime / Re: Italian Kidnapper Arrested At Ogbe-Isoko In Delta State (Photo) by seenter84: 12:49pm
Super story
Gaming / Re: Fifa17 Ultimate Team by Obrus4u2c: 12:49pm
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Education / Re: University Of Nigeria Nsukka UNN 2017/2018 Aspirants by alfredino27(m): 12:49pm
scored 218 in jamb ma neco all C's agricultural extension service what's ma chances in UNN
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by odimbannamdi(m): 12:49pm
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of England by raumdeuter: 12:49pm

Imagine. He was crying ballon d'or upadan yet no one from his worthless league has won it since the time one dollar was worth less than fifty naira.

We have won other things, World cup winners plenty

UEFA gives award for its best layer and A Bayern player was one of those who won it not named Messi or Ronaldo

Wen will you show us anyone from your club who has won it

You are a Manure fan, show us any Man Utd player who has lifted a world cup in your lifetime while playing club football for Man Utd
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by Roland17(m): 12:49pm

PG to Celtics. Cavs will still sweep them but it's a step in the right direction.

I understand the move is stalling because the hierarchy prefers G. Hayward which makes a lot of sense to me. PG13 has been consistent in his rhetoric about LA, and there are no assurances he would sign long term with the Celtics.

Honestly, i wish we could just package a mega deal for A. Davies, that is my wish.
Crime / Re: Italian Kidnapper Arrested At Ogbe-Isoko In Delta State (Photo) by slawomir: 12:49pm
This looks like a low budget asss Italian mother fuucker
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Business / Re: Nigeria Set To Begin The Exportation Of Yam To Europe, U.S From June 29 by Jaddo19(m): 12:49pm
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TV/Movies / Terrorism: Al Jazeera TV To Be Closed? by NaijaNewsPapers: 12:48pm
(Reuters/NAN) Four Arab states boycotting Qatar over alleged support for terrorism on Friday sent Doha a list of 13 demands including closing Al Jazeera television and reducing ties to their regional adversary Iran.

Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates (UAE), Egypt and Bahrain, on June 5, cut economic, diplomatic and travel ties to Doha.

An official of the four Arab countries, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said that they gave Doha 10 days to comply, failing which the list becomes “void”.

The official who did not elaborate further, suggested that the offer to end the dispute in return for the 13 steps would no longer be on the table.

The official said that the list which was compiled by Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates (UAE), Egypt and Bahrain, also demands the closing of a Turkish military base in Qatar.

The demands aimed at ending the worst Gulf Arab crisis in years appear designed to quash a two decade-old foreign policy in which Qatar has punched well above its weight, striding the stage as a peace broker, often in conflicts in Muslim lands.

Doha’s independent-minded approach, including a dovish line on Iran and support for Islamist groups, in particular the Muslim Brotherhood, has incensed some of its neighbours who see political Islamism as a threat to their dynastic rule.

The demands, the official said, was handed to Qatar by mediator Kuwait.

The official added that the demands also require that Qatar stop interfering in the four countries’ domestic and foreign affairs and stop a practice of giving Qatari nationality to citizens of the four countries,

He said that Qatar must pay reparations to these countries for any damage or costs incurred over the past few years because of Qatari policies.

Any resulting agreement to comply with the demands will be monitored, with monthly reports in the first year, then every three months the next year, then annually for 10 years, the official said without elaborating.

Turkey’s Defence Minister Fikri Isik rejected the demand, saying any call for the base to be shut would represent interference in Ankara’s relations with Doha.

He suggested instead that Turkey might bolster its presence.

Isik said: “strengthening the Turkish base would be a positive step in terms of the Gulf’s security.

“Re-evaluating the base agreement with Qatar is not on our agenda.”

The Arab official said that Qatar must also announce it is severing ties with terrorist, ideological and sectarian organisations including the Muslim Brotherhood, Islamic State and al Qaeda.

Others, the officials said, are Hezbollah, and Jabhat Fateh al Sham, formerly al Qaeda’s branch in Syria.

It also said it must surrender all designated terrorists on its territory.

The four Arab countries accuse Qatar of funding terrorism, fomenting regional instability.

Qatar has denied the accusations.

Qatari officials did not reply immediately to requests for comment.

On Monday, Foreign Minister Sheikh Mohammed bin Abdulrahman al-Thani said Qatar would not negotiate with the four states unless they lifted their measures against Doha.

“The demands are so aggressive that it makes it close to impossible to currently see a resolution of that conflict,” said Olivier Jakob, a strategist at Switzerland-based oil consultancy Petromatrix.

Several Qataris who spoke to Reuters described the demands as unreasonable. “Imagine another country demanding that CNN be closed,” said 40-year-old Haseeb Mansour, who works for telecom operator Ooredoo.

Abdullah al-Muhanadi, a retired public sector shopping for groceries in Doha on Friday morning, said the boycott must be lifted before negotiations to resolve the dispute could start.

“There’s a lot on the list that is simply not true or unreasonable, so how can we comply?” he said.

“There are no Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps elements in Qatar and the agreement with Turkey is a long- standing diplomatic agreement so we cannot ask them to leave.”

U.S. President Donald Trump has taken a tough stance on Qatar, accusing it of being a “high level” sponsor of terrorism, but he has also offered help to the parties in the dispute to resolve their differences.

Turkey has backed Qatar during the three-week-old crisis.

It sent its first ship carrying food aid to Qatar and dispatched a small contingent of soldiers and armoured vehicles there on Thursday, while President Tayyip Erdogan spoke with Saudi Arabia’s leaders on calming tension in the region.

SOURCE: http://www.naijanewspapers.com.ng/2017/06/just-in-terrorism-al-jazeera-tv-to-be.html
Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested In Mumbai For Drug Peddling by safiaapussy: 12:48pm

Crime / Re: 12-yr-old Boy Kills Landlady As Condition For Cult Initiation by smartty68(m): 12:48pm
At age 12 he's already like this angry
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by EgunMogaji(m): 12:48pm

Spot on man, Spot on. In a country like Nigeria, unemployment can be a state of the mind. Waiting for government for everything is not beneficial. A kid 'invents' practically a toy car and then wait for government to help. What's that.

Graduates instead of looking for work for donkey years, convert an abandoned Danfo to sell ice cream, kunu, kilishi, suya etc. Convert Keke Napep to selling Ewa agoyin and bread, dundun and Koko, beans and dodo. Package it well with a clean environment and disposition. Then say farewell to unemployment.

Even though I know the capital may not be readily available, but I see a lot of heavy machinery like bulldozers, tracors, etc that are broken by the wayside. I feel they can be learnt and reparied and turned into money making ventures.

There's no reason why they can't make borehole drilling rigs that are cheap. Practically all houses needs a borehole in Nigeria. This rip off N5,50 per meter or whatever drilling fees will be sidelined when competition is stiff due to readily available locally manufactured drilling rigs.
Crime / Re: Chaos! As Customs Officer Docked For Trafficking Indian Hemp by Jakumo(m): 12:48pm
I can tell just by looking at those customs officers in the above picture, that ALL of them are partial to a few hits of potent Ekiti Skunk Weed, as a matter of routine before each and every work shift.
Romance / Re: 5 Types Of Ladies Some Guys Are Scared To Date by Lalas247(f): 12:48pm
yeah, everyone should be proud of their achievements regardless of gender.

Ladies don't work 10 times harder than men to get anywhere though. I've worked in many different teams and I'm talking from experience. Most of y'all just expect to work less than guys and still get the same or even more rewards and recognition on a platter of your feminity. Always needing more support and encouragement.

Some would even get jealous of fellow ladies that put in the required effort and reap success, spreading nasty tales about them sleeping their way to success. There are only a few exceptions, the real boss ladies .
Why I say 10 times harder is because of TIME! You men don't carry kids for 9months, it takes a lot out when you are a career woman for guys this is not the case ..
Once you give birth who will look after the child ;0 ( lets just say no help yet) the lady has to do it all which is extra work .. for guys this is not the case .
How many stay at home husbands do we have But women are expected to stay at home by default ..
Well for me .. I work 10 times harder cause I know I want a family so I have to retire early grin just incase one devil push am n he cheats or walks out I know my children will be blessed same way and would not have to ask or beg for kobo ..

Ps I am the exception! Been working from age of 14 started at KFC ( then I had friends who laughed at me .. wearing the uniform ) or whatever worked while I studied .. worked while at college and Uni .. now I run my own business so you see I AM PROUD ! Why cause I know what I went through and I know how hard I have worked for even money I make .. Same ppl that where laughing come to me for money now ..

But some guys still find it intimidating Fact

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