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Politics / Re: Gov. Obiano Fights Peter Obi Dirty by ozoigbondu: 3:21pm
lf i click this link make my jhonny bend angry
Politics / Re: NNPC Has No Record Of Nigeria's Actual Crude Oil Production Per Day by kodded(m): 3:21pm
It takes one to know one. By the way, I am not foolish......dont know about you.

your moniker says it all
Politics / Re: NNPC Has No Record Of Nigeria's Actual Crude Oil Production Per Day by belabela: 3:21pm
In a sane clime such as China and many Western countries, GEJ's next destination will be kirikiri but in a jungle like ours, we have to see him as a "hero" and possibly make a case for him to be awarded the prestigious Nobel Peace Prize for conceding defeat in an election he lost.

We aren't serious yet.

His sheeple said he will become UN envoy for global crisis grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Culture / Re: NGWA PEOPLE: Are They Really Cannibals? by somegirl1: 3:21pm
Yes, it is because we are overt cannibals that ohuhu has been able to live for generations and at relative peace in Aba and environs, surrounded by cannibalistic Ngwa on all sides. It is because we are overt cannibals that all those who have managed to miraculously 'escape death' have done so without the slightest evidence to show for their near-death experiences.

One would think that by now, after all these long years of supposedly capturing and eating people, we would be pros at this, and all you'd hear in the news is missing persons reports. Instead, it is because we are overt cannibals that what we apparently see are unharmed civilians talking about how they were nearly eaten by us.

Unu to.. Whne kena o bu ugwo ta o'u giri nunu?

Best response even though I don't understand the last bit. lol
Igbo dialects truly are remarkably diverse.

Why are there so many escapees and no verified reported victims?
NYSC / Re: Prospective Nysc 2015 Batch A by hummerwise(m): 3:21pm
hahaha u no won commot south west ni?
Gat a lot of stuffs am into...
and I dont wanna be far away It...
Politics / Re: Major PDP Financier Arthur Eze Visits Buhari by Bolosiye: 3:21pm
[quote author=omenka post=33184542][/quote] de hypocrite businessman, now it is Buhari!
Politics / Re: FG Declares Friday Public Holiday (2015 Workers' Day) by jamillion(m): 3:21pm
I heard some states still owes their workers, hw will does ones celebrate day with empty stomach
Pets / Re: 7 Dogs Attack A Commercial Driver In Lagos (Photo) by adeekiti(m): 3:21pm

na origin i de take grin
ok u go fish with it grin , eja dey o
Foreign Affairs / Re: Xenophobia: International Criminal Court To Probe Zuma, Zulu King by sylviaeo: 3:21pm

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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2015/2016 Admission Guide Thread by RobinHez(m): 3:21pm
What have U just written
From what I understand, he's talking of the competition in the engineering department this year...at least na wetin I fit grab
NYSC / Re: Prospective Nysc 2015 Batch A by xray2: 3:21pm

Lols.. 90% of dem(even more dan dat) ar obsessed with money

Lol.. It's just somehow sha.
Politics / Re: What Forensic Audit Report Of NNPC Revealed (SUMMARIZED VERSION) by Acecube(m): 3:21pm
ii. $ 59, 324, 737.01 spent on charter Hire

Please which type of charter hire services is this that gulped $59b or there about
. So if properly documented it could exceed $59b
Hahahah money don enta voicemail
million , though that does not in anyway belittle the amount, $59million is no small money

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Romance / Re: Difference Between Love And Like by grimandevil: 3:21pm
Pisure or adonblivit
Celebrities / Re: I Was In A Relationship With Him – Yul Edochie’s Gay Stalker Insists. by stayblack: 3:21pm
Romance / Re: Help He Thinks Am An Illiterate by agarawu23(m): 3:21pm
why shld a guy reject u cos of your English blunders?

if he thinks u suck in English language, definitely his brain sucks too.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by UnknownT: 3:21pm
It would be sweet if nnpc is probed and those found wanting are either sacked or jailed,thereby creating space for fresh thinking graduates...

What do y'all say??... cheesy

Abeg buhari do the needful o jare..
To jail them no go be here oh! Dem go get many injunctions from different courts to frustrate EFCC. Dis country too funny
Sports / Re: Buhari To Scrap Sports Ministry! by lionduke(m): 3:21pm

Why can't they be in the same ministry? Is aviation not a component of transportation?
there are so many parastatal under the ministry of aviation. bundling it together with the transportation ministry will be too cumbersome for effective monitoring.
Romance / Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by stephenqueen(m): 3:21pm
just watchin.... Them doz mods dun ban ma oda account again. grin
Wetin you do? which mod ban you make I go free you cheesycheesy
Literature / Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 3:21pm

Sorry for the late response, i get so many mentions so i sometimes miss some.

An update to a story, in the context which it is used on Nairaland means a post.

A story with sexually explicit content which will make a thread unsuitable for the homepage is a story that has graphic descriptions of the genitals, graphic descritpions of the art of lovemaking, and strong sexually explicit language.

for example: "He brought out his massive, throbbing dick and rubbed it on her dripping wet puzzy. The puzzyy was vibrating for his thrust

She moaned and screamed "Yes baby, fvck me hard, Fvckkkkkk me like a stallion!!!!!!!"

embarassed embarassed

I hope you get me?

I understand. Thanks a lot
Nairaland / General / Re: A Warning To All Nairaland Perverts by OgaTheTop2: 3:21pm
Only you! shocked

All these PMs! Wetin! grin

Guys aren't smiling girl.

Just ignore the pms and move on.
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 7 by Phronesis2: 3:21pm
@ ahyotomiwa, ABOUT 6K, AT ALAGBON
Politics / Re: Doctrine Of NECESSITY Will Be Adopted To Swear In WIKE As Governor by Yasher: 3:21pm
yes he's quite intelligent, more than his age. Infact he's as intelligent as a 20 year old. But you my friend are 40 Years old men!
ok my young man, I see you have enjoyed your 5mins fame before me. Your time is up. Now you can hit the road. It was nice talking to you though.
Politics / Re: NNPC Has No Record Of Nigeria's Actual Crude Oil Production Per Day by kodded(m): 3:21pm
It takes one to know one. By the way, I am not foolish......dont know about you.

your moniker says it all
Food / Re: PHOTOS: This Is What School Food Looks Like Around The World by Defcon1(m): 3:21pm

There's a lot of well-presented food that tastes dreadful, to insist on that point is odd.

To many people outside of Africa some of the soups that Nigerians eat are not appealing to look at but they taste delicious.

Presentation is a factor in a restaurant and will have some relevance for children who can be shallow when it comes to food but taste and nutrition far trump aesthetics.
Well, I have been talking about the attraction/ appeal of food NOT the basic essence for it; we are obviously not on the same page.
The first thing that attracts me, and I'm sure most people, to a meal is the sight/presentation, before the taste.
The better the presentation, the stronger the attraction.
Then taste ( which determines whether we eat the food or not) and nutrition naturally follow.

Fair enough.
We are all different...one man's trash is another man's treasure.
Hold onto your opinion, while I hold onto mine.
We are both entitled to them.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Blogger Blast Buhari On Twitter Over AIT Ban, Says He Can't Replace GEJ by kodded(m): 3:21pm

ur Buhari is a beast, when e paid sahara reporters to insult GEJ we never complained,... more screenshot from Nigerians
but am with you la embarassed

............. am against buhari actions angry

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Religion / Re: 500 Billion Pounds Questions For Christians by Maamin(m): 3:21pm

the sum up of that question and answer is that, Jesus is not God..

so yeshua is another name for God? that's what you are implying in the question

No! Yahshua is a name, God Is a title
Anything can be 'God' but the one true God is define by his name, i call him Yahweh.

So what is the name of your God?
Politics / Re: Arrest My Husband And Nigeria Will Boil –asari-dokubo’s Wife Dares Buhari by Ilekeh: 3:21pm
by the time buhari start the offensive in that region a lot of civilians will die which give the massob more evidence that buhari is committing crime against humanity............and other complains which will lead them to ask for their own country cool

A lot of civilian will die. Does that make you hot?

Has MASSOB proven that GEJ committed crime against humanity in the North? How has MASSOB's complaint about boko haram aided them in their quest for a new country? How has it aided ND Biafran militants in the past?

LOL.... You guys are funny.
Politics / Re: What Forensic Audit Report Of NNPC Revealed (SUMMARIZED VERSION) by ZACHIE: 3:21pm
Celebrities / Re: OMG!!! Mayweather’s Single Meal Costs $1,000. by Ahmed0336(m): 3:21pm
I like money team but come 2nd may I'm with PACMAN cool
Romance / Re: Has A Married Man Ever Flirted/hit On You??? Share Your Experience Girls by Princezoi(m): 3:21pm
Read all the threads, some real stories and a lot of false stories too. *drops pen*
Crime / Re: Drama As Prophet Standing Trial In Lagos Runs Out Of Court by gbishman: 3:21pm
na wa o

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