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Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by Rockyrascal(m): 5:07pm On Apr 20, 2023
yinkus6750:
From where is the President Elect nominating and doing his write ups?
For how many weeks now, he hasn't been in the country.
Hope his resting before swearing in, so that he won't have any reason to leave the country in his first six months in office ?
point of correction, president select

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Storms Streets To Give Out To The Less Privileged On His Birthday(Video by Rockyrascal(m): 11:26am On Apr 20, 2023
Hamachi:
another baby loading
wow! you envisaged this to happen and it happened grin

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Literature / Re: One Thing Is Sure by Kayode Odusanya (Incomplete Story) by Rockyrascal(m): 12:28pm On Apr 18, 2023
Nice read. I will be following keenly

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Literature / Re: House Of Scandals (the Complete Story) by Rockyrascal(m): 12:13pm On Apr 18, 2023
Nice read so far

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 7:02pm On Mar 27, 2023
This team is struggling, yeah we got the win but we are not a formidable team. Anyway we are back to the top of the table because at the end of the day it is the 3points that matters

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 4:25pm On Mar 27, 2023
Curtisaxel10:
OGN reports that Peseiro's contract has been extended to 2024. Apparently, there is a clause in his contract that says he can only be sacked if he fails to win the next AFCON. Otherwise, NFF would have to pay him a huge severance fee.

Seems we're in for a long ride, guys🙂.
I also heard if he fails to win this upcoming match against guinea buissau he could get the sack.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 4:23pm On Mar 27, 2023
zuchyblink:
Line up
good to see ndidi getting dropped after that sham first leg performance, it's also good to see moffi in the starting line up. I don't know if dropping lookman was a good idea though.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 4:20pm On Mar 27, 2023
BascoVanVeli:
Akwa United vs Shooting Stars

Beautiful goals scored


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=halHq8C-Vsk
i will love the super eagles to start playing at the akpabio stadium again since national stadium is badluck at the moment.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 11:27am On Mar 26, 2023
zuchyblink:
Super Eagles: pride of Lions led by a sheep
it's so sad to see a golden generation of the super eagles not achieving anything, I hope this team doesn't end up like the martinez led Belgium national team.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 7:33pm On Mar 24, 2023
isan:
we lost because of the stupid pitch
let me just believe this your post is sarcasm

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 6:25pm On Mar 24, 2023
Can the coach sub off ndidi already, he his clearly not in the game
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 4:37pm On Mar 24, 2023
typicalgamer:


Don’t blame security bro
Some of our fans can have funny ideas bro
the players are out on the pitch for light training before the kickoff sha but stadium is still empty

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 4:28pm On Mar 24, 2023
CornOak:


Empty stadium on a Friday in a whole Nigeria – pathetic. sad
the security is not allowing people to enter the stadium, even when fans showed them tickets, some of the entrance gates is still locked, as at 4pm a bunch of fans are still outside the stadium because of security scrutiny.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 4:25pm On Mar 24, 2023
Blueelf:


They are not

This match won't be a high,-scoring one

It will be 0-0 or at most 1-0, 1-1

Our strikers may fail to deliver because of poor service from the midfield
.
Don't expect much from this formation

And guinea Bissau are here for revenge
I will go with your prediction, I don't have faith in this super eagles team anymore
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 4:24pm On Mar 24, 2023
typicalgamer:


Super eagles 🦅 will deliver and you’ll know joy from today till the end of days my brother
Happy birthday
thank you sir. I will be lying if I told you I have gotten over our failure to qualify for the 2022 worldcup
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 4:17pm On Mar 24, 2023
It's my birthday today and I pray the super eagles doesn't ruin my happiness cheesy

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Music/Radio / Re: Viewers Slam Sam Smith Over 'demonic' Grammys Performance ( Pics) by Rockyrascal(m): 7:20pm On Feb 08, 2023
To much satanism in pop culture and that Sam Smith Grammy performance was intentional and the Grammys is very well a rep. Only a foolish and ignorant person would be so blind to see the signs because of woke culture.

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Properties / 3 Bedroom Terrace Duplex For Sale In Abuja by Rockyrascal(m): 7:13am On Feb 08, 2023
Newly built 3 bedroom terrace duplex for sale in jahi Abuja, price 100,000,000. call/WhatsApp 09135529199 for more details.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 7:01pm On Feb 05, 2023
TheSuperNerd:
You welcome my good man.

When some of you post Stats details like that, it gives me the opportunity to focus on other stats instead of repeating. That is part of working together. Once again, Top Post. 🤝🏽

thanks...you know you are our own fabrizio Romano here, your stats are well detailed grin
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 6:52pm On Feb 05, 2023
TheSuperNerd:
Actually 17 games (16 starts).

Hey, Rockyrascal, I think you should correct the games count. Top post. 🤝🏽

ok...thanks for the observation chief

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 2:52pm On Feb 05, 2023
Kog45:
Osimehn is too good for seria A,hope to see him in EPL or LA LIGA next season,watching him against Spezia was like training match and i love that assist from Kwaratskhelia,very unselfish.
I would love to see him stay one more season
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 2:50pm On Feb 05, 2023
yinkeys:

Is Victor Osimhen chasing Haaland now grin ?
Any silly mistake and Osimhen will punish any defense
10 more goals and he seals the Capocannoniere this season
And he ain’t taking penalties shocked wow
osimhen have scored more goals than haaland since the world Cup tournament; only 3 napoli players in history have scored more goals in a single campaign than him. The good thing is that he will crown his effort with the seria A title. The team up against napoli should be wary right now.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 2:45pm On Feb 05, 2023
ChrisKels:


Did I quote the wrong person?

I just wan dey compile his stats, how in God's name did you come about what matters and what doesn't? shocked
e be like. Is penalty won in football a primary stat.?
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 2:41pm On Feb 05, 2023
Ppogbae:
I predict 6 goals for Osimhen throughout this 3 game stretch.
cremonese defence have conceded so much goals this season, there is a high chance he could score against them
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 2:39pm On Feb 05, 2023
Danielnino00:
How it started ...
how it's going...

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 2:33pm On Feb 05, 2023
ChrisKels:


How many penalties has he won?
he got 2goals today already that's all that matters cheesy
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 2:32pm On Feb 05, 2023
Blueelf:


Ademola can't

Not with his current club and Napoli's fine form and their very tatical coach

I won't mind having Napoli' head coach as Liverpool's manager. He seems to be a far better game reader than Klopp (X10)
yea good observation
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 2:19pm On Feb 05, 2023
Victor osimhen for napoli this season:
16 starts
16 goals
3 assists

Our boy is on fire, I don't think ademola can catch up with him cheesy

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Rockyrascal(m): 8:24pm On Jan 31, 2023
There is a remo stars academy player inter Milan signed directly from remo stars.

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Properties / 400sqm Plot Of Land For Sale In Abuja by Rockyrascal(m): 2:13pm On Jan 05, 2023
A plot measured 400sqm for sale in a developed estate opp Efab Lokogoma Abuja. Price 30M net. interested? Call or Whatsapp 0913 5529199 for more enquiries.

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Literature / Re: The Divorced Housemates (Erotic, 18+) by Rockyrascal(m): 8:38pm On Dec 30, 2022
metalgear11:
My apologies. I was supposed to drop this update yesterday.

“Welcome,” the funny looking middle-aged man at the front desk greeted her, “do you have appointment?”

“N-no…I was looking through the brochure and I just walked in.”

“You are lucky…we do not have any clients at the moment…do you have any package you would prefer?”

“Package? I…I’m not too familiar…”

“Ah,” the ugly man[/b]smiled, and Athena shuddered at the sight of his [b]brown teeth,“we offer two major kinds - dry and aromatherapy. Naturally the aromatherapy costs more and involves direct skin contact…if you know what I mean grin.”

Athena shuddered again. There was no way in hell she was going to let him lay his grubby paws on her näked body.

“We only have a male therapist available now,” the man continued, drooling as he mentally undressed her, eyeing her brëasts through her semi-transparent gown, “I highly recommend the aromatherapy, it will make you…unwind.”

“I’ll go for the dry massage for one hour,” she remarked firmly.

“No problem,” he replied with a slight hint of disappointment, “aromatherapy would have been better though…haha.”

Several minutes later she sat on the massage table in one of the rooms, dressed in a short pair of shorts and simple white t-shirt she had been handed by the ugly masseur while waiting nervously for him to appear. Several thoughts ran through her mind. She was already beginning to regret it. What if the man touched her in inappropriate ways? Her skin crawled as she imagined his hands run over her smooth skin. What had she gotten herself into? There was a soft knock on the door, and moments later the massage therapist entered.

“Good evening ma’am,” he greeted politely.

Athena’s eyes grew wide. Rather than the rough, ugly-looking gremlin she expected, a very handsome young guy entered.

“Ummm, good…good evening,” she replied, still a bit taken aback.

“I’m going to be your massage therapist today,” he said. His dashing smile never left his face, “can you please lie down for me.”

Athena’s heart began to race. He was so handsome. She could have sworn he was one of the young hunks she had been admiring on the beach earlier in the afternoon. His hands worked so delicately over her muscles. He started by massaging her aching calves and gently went up to her thighs. She let out a gentle sigh.

“Is that pressure good?” he asked.

“Yes…” she exhaled. Why was she feeling this way all of a sudden?

“Were you…do you go to the beach often?” she asked.

The boy smiled. “Yes, I go to the beach often here whenever I am not on duty.”

He continued to work professionally on her. “You look quite…young. I thought you had to be much older in order to be a massage therapist.”

“Haha,” he laughed gently, his laugh the sound of angels voicing their combined symphony, “I’m not young in the sense of it. I just turned twenty-two last month.”

He kneaded closer to her upper thigh. “This is just a part-time job I took while school is out. But you don’t have to worry…I may look young, but I’m a licensed massage therapist.” He said proudly.

“Oh…that’s great.” She replied. His gentleness, touches and cute smile tugged at her senses. She gazed at the well-defined muscles of his arms, which stood in contrast to his soft, gentle hands. It had really been long since she was touched so gently and it and began to turn her on. Was he one of those male massage therapist she often heard whose massages aroused their female customers? She wanted something…sexual, something more aggressive. He was too diligent, too sincere. His touches did not even reach her upper thigh. She hoped he moved his hands further upwards, at least caress her inner thighs. These thought made her shudder and her nipples grew hard under the shirt. He’s a young guy who’s supposed to react to the body of a woman, damnit!! Or was she just a customer to him? One of those “old ladies” he massaged every day? She swallowed the lump that kept choking her.

“Um…excuse me,” she hoarsed.

The young guy paused. “Yes ma’am?”

“C-can I ch…is it too late to change to the aromatherapy massage?”

The boy smiled. “No…we can still change it. Do you want to?”

“Y-yes…please.” Her heart hammered so hard she could only hear ringing in her ears.

“Then let me prepare you for the aromatherapy massage,” he replied. He took a step back and reached for a white towel.

“Please…take all of your clothes off and lie back down on the table. I will be back shortly.” He handed her the towel and headed out the door.

metalgear you are a genius grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Vacancy! A Graduate In Food And Nutrition Needed by Rockyrascal(m): 6:52am On Dec 10, 2022
rottable:



I have a friend that studied food science, can she apply
yes she can

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