ademijuwonlo:
Dat's a lie. Am beautiful, intelligent and I stayed alone wen I was in uni and am a virgin. I had a lot of opportunities to sleep around if I wanted but I chose not to cos pple expected me to be loose with my kind of looks but I ll Neva give them the satisfaction of being right. self-control is the key. FYI I use make-up
wateva happens to not judging a book by its cover

OK ademijuwon. I believe you even though I tried my utmost best to catch a glimpse of ur face somewhere on this forum by rummaging through your posts just to satisfy my curiosity and ascertain your claim, alas, it is nowhere to be found.

Man Utd are gonna collect their own too.
Herrera gon' be the sacrificial lamb.

kstyle2:
Utd have been superb this 1st half. A victory 2day will provide the much needed boost in fixtures to come. I would have loved mata and young to swap wings so that young can tear sakho into shreds.

Shreds kor, shrek ni.

Rooting for the Kops. Pls no fall my hand.

They tried to soak us dem no know say we be garri, naso we dey rise dey go.


They tried to drown us, dem forget say we be john legend; "my head's under water and I'm breathing fine".

It takes a brave man to cut shaki in soup with his teeth without closing his eyes.

A man that drinks alomo without squeezing his face will not cry if his mother dies.

And this write up is still begging for front page. SMH... Government is everywhere. What does the common masses own in this country?

Mariaben:
seek first the kingdom of God and it's righteousness and every other thing shall be added unto you.

You are the lord's chosen.

(Been a while I came here, see new faces )

Rextayne:
guy send the data now,i am the one that sent #500 etisalat with the number that ends with 908.
MODIFIED:
Dude i'm no longer interested in the data again please kindly refund my #500 i'm giving you a short time to do the needful i know you have actually loaded the card i won't say these again!!
PEACE

Chairman calm down! I understand ur vexation but if you understand how ETISALAT do their bullshit you will be less fussy about the whole ish. For example he uses at least a new ETISALAT sim daily + the existing ones, can you fanthom the bulkiness. Why a new sim daily? Because there are some numbers that will go on a particular sim and some won't go, so he keeps trying until it goes on one. Now imagine trying to do that for the plethora of customers who wants their data asap, hez human not a machine you know. Whereas sometimes ETISALAT wouldn't allow their transaction to be successful for a whole day or 2 and they keep trying until it's done. Am using they because he has assistants and am indirectly one of them. So I want you to realize patience comes with the territory, he will settle your complains, na water pass garri. Thanks.

caprini1:
This commentator should shut up! Arsenal is winning this game!

Watz he saying

Whether we win or lose, #WengeAwt!!!

Let's go there!!! Kick off!!!

gmcbiz:
I had to stop recieving calls for now, focusing only on sms and whatsapp. Reason for this is because the calls are now becoming a distraction.
Infact, the phone calls is the reason why your orders are delayed atimes. The precious time i will use to deliver pending orders will be cut short by a caller who wants to relax and chit chat, or an angry customer who his order has been delayed for 20 mins. And the one that tears me apart is the novice customer who wants you to explain in detail how it all works lol. And while am jumping from one call to the other, i get distracted from the truck load of sms and whatsapp msgs waiting for urgent reply.
Honestly its really exhausting and above all distracting. but like i said before, all these will soon be a thing of the past. Experience comes with time. and with what i have experienced so far, i think i have learnt enough lesson to help move this to the next level.
Please bear with me, i will not be available for calls in the mean time but i will be taking ur sms and whatsapp msgs as fast as i can. just place ur order accordingly and make it as clear as possible, don't expect me to read ur mind and know what u want and how u want it. The clearer u make ur msg, the faster it will be attended to. help us so that we can help you.

Soon we will be available for calls 24/7 and you will have all the time to call and make ur enquiries, lay your complains and everything that follows.

Thanks for your understanding.

Bro u no dey sleep? Nice one anyway

If ggrin doesn't post it, who will

emmabest2000: line of duty .
* Sweets Monday *

Duty call response is very high on a Monday morning.

gmcbiz: thanx guys , i appreciate

Uw

zyzxx: dreamer? Dream on, it will come to reality.

Reality is when you woke up from a kingly dream to know you have only #100 remaining in your pocket for the day

Thumbs up bro, am ur no1 customer.

I always use the number 08181***3319 to transact with you. I just love ur style of biz. Keep it up. I will come for my bonus one of these days though.

dachoji: Please how can I be sure I'll get the data after I've paid. Do U have any form of buyer protection?

The guy always replies "Done!" After the transaction is completed. That's one of the reason I like doing biz with him.

naturally: On point

Of course. What's ur gender btw?

bizprowess1: Great words. I will save some to teach my son.

Sure you will.
How old is ur son?

1. My son, if you keep spending on a
woman and she never asked you if
you’re saving or investing, and she
keeps enjoying the attention, don’t
marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good
wife to you, some could be a good
mother to your children but if you’ve
found a woman like a mother to you,
your children and your family, please
don’t let her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of
your wife to the kitchen, where did you
get that from? Even in our days, we had
farm-lands where they worked every
morning . . . that was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the
head of the house, don’t look at your
pocket; look if you will see a smile on
your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long
life, let your wife be in-charge of your
salary, it will be difficult for her to spend
it when she’s aware of the home needs
and bills to pay but if it’s in your care,
she will keep you asking even when all
has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman,
the pain in her body is nothing to be
compared to the wound on her heart
and that means you may be in trouble
living with a wounded woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if
you live a bachelor kind of life with your
wife, you will soon be single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had many
wives and many children because of our
large farm-lands and many harvests,
there are hardly any land for farming
anymore, so embrace your woman
closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I
did meet your mother could be your
eateries and restaurants of nowadays,
but remember, the closet thing we did
there was to embrace each other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when
you start making more money, instead
of spending on those tiny legs that
never knew how hard you worked to get
it, spend it on that woman that stood by
you all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or
whistled at the window of your mother
father’s house, to call her out, it was
not for sex, it was because I missed her
so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say
your wife has changed, there could be
something you’ve stopped doing too.
13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the
bicycle with me before I bought that
tortoise car outside there, any woman
that won’t endure with you in your little
beginning should not enjoy your riches.
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to
any woman, there are ways she’s
enduring you too and has she ever
compared you to any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you
people call feminism, well, if a woman
claim to have equal right with you in the
house, divide all the bills into two equal
parts, take one part and ask her to start
paying the other part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin
and I took more yams to her father, if
you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t
blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that
our women had prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to
school because I was foolish like many
to think a female child won’t extend my
family name, please don’t make that
mistake, the kind of female achievers I
see nowadays has made the male-
gender an ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother have once
locked up the cloth I was wearing and
almost tore it because she was angry, I
did not raise my hand to beat her
because of a day like this, so that I can
be proud to tell you that I never for
once beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had
more of natural beauty, though I
wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor
painting of their appellation mostly on
their arms, the ones you people now
call tattoo, but don’t forget that they
didn’t expose any part of their body like
your women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not
interested in what happens in your
marriage, try to handle issues without
always coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your
mother’s first sewing machine for her,
help your wife achieve her dreams just
as you’re pursuing yours.
22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me
and your mother, it
1. My son, if you keep spending on a
woman and she never asked you if
you’re saving or investing, and she
keeps enjoying the attention, don’t
marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good
wife to you, some could be a good
mother to your children but if you’ve
found a woman like a mother to you,
your children and your family, please
don’t let her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of
your wife to the kitchen, where did you
get that from? Even in our days, we had
farm-lands where they worked every
morning . . . that was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the
head of the house, don’t look at your
pocket; look if you will see a smile on
your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long
life, let your wife be in-charge of your
salary, it will be difficult for her to spend
it when she’s aware of the home needs
and bills to pay but if it’s in your care,
she will keep you asking even when all
has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman,
the pain in her body is nothing to be
compared to the wound on her heart
and that means you may be in trouble
living with a wounded woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if
you live a bachelor kind of life with your
wife, you will soon be single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had many
wives and many children because of our
large farm-lands and many harvests,
there are hardly any land for farming
anymore, so embrace your woman
closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I
did meet your mother could be your
eateries and restaurants of nowadays,
but remember, the closet thing we did
there was to embrace each other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when
you start making more money, instead
of spending on those tiny legs that
never knew how hard you worked to get
it, spend it on that woman that stood by
you all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or
whistled at the window of your mother
father’s house, to call her out, it was
not for sex, it was because I missed her
so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say
your wife has changed, there could be
something you’ve stopped doing too.
13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the
bicycle with me before I bought that
tortoise car outside there, any woman
that won’t endure with you in your little
beginning should not enjoy your riches.
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to
any woman, there are ways she’s
enduring you too and has she ever
compared you to any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you
people call feminism, well, if a woman
claim to have equal right with you in the
house, divide all the bills into two equal
parts, take one part and ask her to start
paying the other part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin
and I took more yams to her father, if
you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t
blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that
our women had prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to
school because I was foolish like many
to think a female child won’t extend my
family name, please don’t make that
mistake, the kind of female achievers I
see nowadays has made the male-
gender an ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother have once
locked up the cloth I was wearing and
almost tore it because she was angry, I
did not raise my hand to beat her
because of a day like this, so that I can
be proud to tell you that I never for
once beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had
more of natural beauty, though I
wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor
painting of their appellation mostly on
their arms, the ones you people now
call tattoo, but don’t forget that they
didn’t expose any part of their body like
your women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not
interested in what happens in your
marriage, try to handle issues without
always coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your
mother’s first sewing machine for her,
help your wife achieve her dreams just
as you’re pursuing yours.
22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me
and your mother, it's a secret of growing old and having children taking care of you too.

Missmossy:
Awake to a beautiful morning of fun filled activities.

* A weekend kiss to you too*

Activities like; sleeping,eating,snoring,laundry(maybe ) and sleeping are top of my list this weekend after a hectic 2 weeks away from normalcy.