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Crime / Re: Suspected Robber Names Police Inspector As Gun Supplier by selab: 1:59pm On Aug 14, 2023
I'm not SURPRISED at all.

No doubt about it

They're part of the problems we are facing in this country
Romance / Re: New Marriage About To Crash. by selab: 3:13pm On Aug 09, 2023
I feel his pain. You should have supported him by convincing your family to reduced those items and manage with him. Its your wedding not theirs and i know they can't marry their own daughter. Such thing pained men and they feel extorted.

Just try and pacifier him, beg him and let him see reason that you never supported your parent but avoid unnecessary argument and for peace to reign

I was able to convinced my family of some items to be dropped and the kind of event we want.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Taiwo Odukoya Is Dead by selab: 10:36am On Aug 09, 2023
May his soul rest in peace 🕊️🕊️
Education / Re: JAMB Bars Ejikeme Mmesoma for 3 Years, Releases more Evidence by selab: 10:31am On Jul 04, 2023
This might not be her fault. She might not be aware of this false allegation as some Cybercafe can go to the extent of editing this same result in request for notification of result from her.

I run a Cybercafe and when jamb candidate ask for result print out i will tell them no print of result notification on Jamb portal again but they ll tell me that some of their friends got it printed somewhere.

The only result slip available is the one with passport photograph on it which payment will be made on Jamb portal to get.

The cafe where she printed it should be investigated.

Judgement shouldn't pass on her like that without thorough investigation.

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Food / Re: Prices Of Bread, Paste May Crash As FG Releases Four New Varieties Of Wheat by selab: 12:35pm On Jun 23, 2023
I thought the medical personnel said Wheat 🌾 is not good for the body cos of presence of high wetin wetin
Crime / Re: Scary Moment Boy Drives Off With A Police Woman In Edo State (pix/vid) by selab: 5:36pm On Jun 01, 2023
I love una courage guys, those police no dey know their jobs.

U na for carry am go forest drop am there and drop off make she trek enter town without giving her shi shi
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Slams Those Who Tell Nigerians To Accept 2023 Election by selab: 4:56pm On May 12, 2023
Don't mind them.
Education / Re: Ekweremadu, Portable: See UNILORIN Exam Question by selab: 7:38am On May 11, 2023
Interesting practical questions.

Most of our security Personnels are not graduate to their professions most are SSCE holders that's why they misbehave any how.

Kudos to the Lecturer
Romance / Re: Lady In Shock After She Got Dumped By Boyfriend For Not Flushing The Toilet by selab: 3:02pm On Mar 30, 2023
Unfortunately, she forgot to flush the toilet after she was done and eventually went home.

I disagree with the above statement, it's her bad habit. She is not used to flushing shikena!

I remember wen i still dey university, to use our girl's hostel u must go with two bucket 🪣 of water 💦🌊 if you're the type that flush after use in order to flush the previous mess there. So irritating and na them dey do yanga pass

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Politics / Re: Police Open Fire On Lagos Drivers Protesting Agbero Taxes (pics) by selab: 9:06am On Mar 30, 2023
That's what we should except in the next governance in this nation Nigeria.

Na small the end sars scenario go be to wetin dey com
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Poster: Marvelous Barinaadaa's Parents Are Irresponsible - Omokri by selab: 1:13pm On Mar 16, 2023
No be everybody we old get wisdom, some people na old fool. A good and wisdom leader shouldn't talk like a fool.
Even though they are wrong there's a way to deal with matter in a mature way...
So much hatred in the land
Politics / Re: Court Fixes Friday For Judgment In Suit To Stop INEC From Using MC Oluomo by selab: 5:05pm On Feb 22, 2023
Part of riging election
Make INEC no sell us again for 8years slavery
Business / Re: Naira: LASU Employee Trying To Withdraw Cash Dies In Bank Queue by selab: 11:24am On Feb 22, 2023
So Sad😭😭😭
Politics / Re: Opinion: Online Polls Don't Matter In Elections by selab: 11:16am On Feb 22, 2023
Yes, You are correct with the crowd you gather during campaign.
My vote must count this time around as a first time voter
Politics / Re: Full Text Of President Muhammadu Buhari's National Address by selab: 9:02am On Feb 16, 2023
We need new notes to curb this challenge even by the said date in April 10 if more new notes not release same wahala/stress/hunger and agony be that o

Operation release more new notes

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Politics / Re: Ogun Government Threaten To Shut Commercial Banks Rejecting Old Naira Notes by selab: 6:16am On Feb 15, 2023
Better.
Make them release phone number to contact to report such cases.
Politics / Re: Naira, Fuel Crises: Lagos Begins Distribution Of Palliatives by selab: 5:37am On Feb 15, 2023
Palliative will not go round nor relief the masses all na political game. Let our governments here give order like other Northern States so all of us can benefits from it

Palliative na scam👎
Business / Re: CBN Vows To Prosecute POS Operators Who Demand Exorbitant Charges by selab: 3:04pm On Feb 14, 2023
Wicked smile 😊😊
Food / Re: Look At The Tomatoes I Bought For 200 Naira In Jos by selab: 3:02pm On Feb 14, 2023
It's plenty 👏👏👏👏
Business / Re: Old Naira Notes No Longer Acceptable In Nigeria Since February 10 - CBN by selab: 12:02pm On Feb 14, 2023
You be branch controller, make your oga come out tell us wetin him and oga buhari secretly discuss yesterday.
Make u clear all doubt about legal tender or not 😉
Business / Re: Nigerians Shun Supreme Court Order, Reject Old Naira Notes by selab: 3:10pm On Feb 13, 2023
People dey reject the old naira notes for here in Lotto Mowe Ogun State o

Banks and people needs way forward
Politics / Re: States, Police Clamp Down On Traders Rejecting Old Notes by selab: 2:40pm On Feb 13, 2023
falolay:
GTbank Kubwa Abuja rejected old naira notes today siting directive from the CBN. The security operatives should stop playing to the gallery, let them hold banks responsible before arresting traders who would not collect it for the fear that it will be rejected by the banks.

CBN DIRECTIVES:
If you see a Bank rejecting Old N500 or N1000, Please send a text, with the bank details to CBN on: 08176657641 or 08176657642.
Politics / Re: States, Police Clamp Down On Traders Rejecting Old Notes by selab: 2:36pm On Feb 13, 2023
The Ogun State government should do the same as people are rejecting the old naira notes here in Mowe Lotto, that because Banks are rejecting it so they're not collecting it too.

Na go some people dey hear dey no dey hear come
Politics / Re: Naira Redesign: Buhari, Emefiele Meet Again by selab: 1:50pm On Feb 13, 2023
Make him call his banks in order as "rumor" have it that they're not collecting the old naira notes from customers.
I tagged it rumor for now!

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election - Prediction And Analysis Of Possible Outcome by selab: 2:32pm On Jan 23, 2023
PassingShot:
"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride". Also, it is often said that the worst form of deceit is self deceit. In about 32 days from today, reality will dawn on supporters of paper-weight politicians and they will realize that social media presence or noise does not take anyone to Aso Rock.

Even if you disagree with my political views, the fact that I have done this to near perfection in two previous presidential elections (2015 https://www.nairaland.com/2059493/2015-presidential-election-more-objective and 2019 https://www.nairaland.com/4957446/2019-presidential-election-prediction-analysis) deserves some respect. So, I will expect you to reign in your emotions while responding to this thread.

For this year's presidential election slated for February 25th, I have taken the time to diligently predict the outcome of the election. Unlike in the two previous predictions where only the two front runners were seriously considered, I have expanded this year's to four to include Obi's LP and Kwankwaso's NNPP, not because they have a chance of winning it but to massage the ego of supporters of LP's candidate and also to recognize the significant presence of Kwankwaso in some northern states.

This year's projection takes the following factors into consideration:

1. Political Structure: If there is any group of people that hates to hear this term, it is supporters of LP/Obi. Unfortunately for them, no one can win a state or national election without political structure. It is political structure that ensures that you are represented in places that matter. It is structure that makes you have a polling agent in every polling unit across the country. While APC and PDP can boast of this very important factor, LP and NNPP cannot.

2. State Dominance (number of states presently governed by a party): This is closely related to structure but it is much more. A party has a very good chance of wining the presidential election in the state it controls. Even when such party does not win it, it will have a strong showing in the election there. As of today, APC controls 21 of the 36 states of the federation while PDP controls 14 and APGA has 1. This will surely have a significant influence in the presidential election.

3. Strength/Unity of Opposition: Anyone who has followed politics long enough will easily understand that wrestling power from a ruling party at state or federal level requires a strong and united opposition. It was the absence of united opposition that made PDP rule for 16 years despite all their failings of those years. The opposition could not dislodge PDP until they came together to form what is now known as APC which is the ruling party of today. I strongly believe that for APC to lose this election or any future one nationally, it would require all of today's major opposition parties to fuse into one led by credible and trust-worthy leaders in the mould of Buhari (hate him as much as you like, most Nigerians still trust him) and Tinubu (despite your dislike of him, he remains a master strategist). Sadly for the opposition, they have become more fractionalized/fragmented like never before, now splitting their votes of 2019 into LP, NNPP and PDP. Even within PDP, they are further split into G5 that is doing everything possible to frustrate Atiku. It has always been an impossible mission for a fractionalized opposition to dislodges the ruling party, anywhere in the world.

4. Pulse of the Nation: Apart from those who are registered members of PDP and those who are very bitter about the prospect of Tinubu's presidency, majority of Nigerians are in agreement that the presidency should return to the southern part of the country after Buhari's eight years. This is the only sensible thing to do to keep Nigeria one and it is the major reason that the APC governors of northern extraction stood by BAT during the primaries in deference to Ahmed Lawan who was said to have been promoted by some cabal.

5. Strategic Campaining and Political Alignment/Realignment: We have seen how the parties have faired so far with their campaigns. It is self delusion for anyone to think that attendance at campaigns does not count for much in the election. A party that struggles to fill a 5,000 capcity venue cannot expect the same electoral outcome as one that fills 50,000 capacity venues effortlessly in most states of the country, especially in the north where the bulk of the votes are situated. To think otherwise is foolery and delusion. It is APC that has pulled most crowds at their rallies, followed by PDP. It is APC that has held meetings with strategic unions, organizations, captains of industries, etc, than any other party. All of this will not count for nothing during the election.

6. The G5 Factor: Like I stated earlier, the G5 led by Wike of Rivers is a faction in PDP. While I do not believe that their alliance with any of the other candidtaes (outside Atiku) will have a significance impact on the election, remaining neutral or uncommited to Atiku's candidacy boosts Tinubu's chances even more and gives more votes to Obi and possibly Kwankwaso.

NOTE 1: For 2023, I have added 5% to 2019's voters turnout across all states of the federation except the SE region and Lagos where I have added 10% to reflect the social media buzz and enthusiasm of our brothers/sisters from across the River Niger.

Note 2: This prediction/analysis may later be updated if there are major developments that can have significant effects on the election.



Some people go dey analysed as if dem be God, ds year election go shocked you😲😲😳
Family / Re: My Wife Twins Sister Moved To Our Apartment Of A Room And Parlour Self-contain by selab: 3:24pm On Oct 24, 2022
Have a way forward talk with your wife, by letting her family member aware of the burden on you in order for them to sort for accomodation for her and she should find something doing to feed her children.

wasuka14:
My wife Twins sister moved to our apartment of a room and parlour self-contain with her 4 kids after the demise of her husband without notice to me.

Honestly, I really need urgent advise as I can't have access to my apartment or to my wife again. As her twin sister moved in to my small apartment with her 4 kids and loads of clothes and some other luggages. Therefore, no single space left in my parlour to sit or leave again.

I am mentally stress with what am passing through now. For 2 weeks now, I can't sleep in a small house am managing with my wife and our 4 kids too.

The issue at hand is not even about apartment alone but also of feeding.
Now, before now, my wife used to manage 2500 to feed all of us for breakfast alone. But now, she barely manage 6000 every morning.
Thereby, increase daily expenses on food to like 14-16k daily depends on my pocket.
And the funny thing is that, both the sisters are not working so as to at least support with something.

For now, am managing to pass night in my shop, but twice in a day they will send my first child to my shop to fetch money for food. Am really tire. I am just a bloody welder.
I don't know how to take care of these migrants going forward.

My wife can't drive away her twins sister by herself, am also too timid to drive them because of human feeling in me. Pls what do I do. I really need help and serious advise from fellow Nigerian and non- Nigerian.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC Recruitment Aptitude Test Let's Meet Here by selab: 12:15pm On Aug 16, 2022
odisman:


I have written the test before too bro. This time we will be successful by God's grace.


Amen o. I have been writing it since 2013 immediately after my NYSC wen brain still dey sharp ����
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC Recruitment Aptitude Test Let's Meet Here by selab: 12:07pm On Aug 16, 2022
Joshua15:
Hi everyone, has anybody who applied for the administrative officer position been called upon or sent the text invite?

Yes.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC Recruitment Aptitude Test Let's Meet Here by selab: 12:05pm On Aug 16, 2022
Jenny96:
For those looking for past questions reach me at jmmaduka@gmail.com

I just made my interest known by sending you msg. Thank you ma.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC Recruitment Aptitude Test Let's Meet Here by selab: 11:47am On Aug 16, 2022
Romeozigs:


same with me. 8am isnt that too early

It is o but let get there on time
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC Recruitment Aptitude Test Let's Meet Here by selab: 11:38am On Aug 16, 2022
@odisman and @Romeozigs

I received sms for Ogba WAEC CBT Venue.

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Politics / Re: Vio Officers Invaded On An Okada Rider (maxokada) @ Eleyele Ibadan Today by selab: 9:13pm On Aug 31, 2021
So pathetic:
Video available

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