In USA a Man saw a mad dog attacking a lady and killed it. Media reports: Local Hero saves Lady from mad dog. Man: I'm not an American. Media report changed: Foreign Hero saves lady from mad dog. Man: I'm from Pakistan. Media report changes to breaking news: Terrorist killed innocent dog!!!

In USA a Man saw a mad dog attacking a lady and killed it. Media reports: Local Hero saves Lady from mad dog. Man: I'm not an American. Media report changed: Foreign Hero saves lady from mad dog. Man: I'm from Pakistan. Media report changes to breaking news: Terrorist killed innocent dog!!!

It's a great eyes openin for us here. Kudo to d modrator!

I went with a friend to visit a very rich family. The maid approached me and ... Question: What would you like to have? fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee? Answer: Tea please. Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea,honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea? Answer: Ceylon tea please. Question : How would you like it? black or white? Answer: White. Question : Milk or fresh cream? Answer: With milk. Question :Goat's milk or cow's milk? Answer: With cow's milk please. Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? Answer: Umm, I think I'll just take the freezeland cow. Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? Answer: With sugar. Question : Bee sugar or cane sugar? Answer: Cane sugar. Question : White, brown or yellow sugar? Answer: Oya, forget about the tea. Just give me a glass of water instead. Question :Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? Answer: Mineral water. Question : Flavored or non-flavored? Answer: Abeg, i think i'll just swallow my spit. Which kind wahala b dis

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What type of fruit are you? 1. Mango - happily married. 2. Orange - single and looking. 3. Lemon - having a sex partner no stringsattached. 4. Strawberry - In a relationship but in love with someone else. 5. Pear - still in love wit your ex. 6. Cherry - In a relationship for wrong reasons, U just don't know why u still with the person. 7. Grapes - single and happy. 8. Pineapple - Just like the person, nothing serious. 9. Banana - in a relationship with the person u love, the love of your life. 10. Cucumber- in love but not so sure of d outcome. ** Pick your fruit & don't spoil d fun!!!**

A young mosquito went out flying for the first time in his life. When it came back the father asked, "How was it out there and how did you feel? The young mosquito replied, "It was great Daddy, everyone was clapping for me". The father replied "No one was clapping hands for you". Everyone wantes to kill you. The more they clapped, the more chances you were going to die. LESSON: In life, not all the people who celebrate you are well wishers. So, be WISE!

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A gigolo robot was designed to satisfy women, so dey decided to use 3 women to test d performance. The first was an hausa woman after an hour she came out,'gaskiya lafiya lau'(it was fine) d second was a Yoruba woman after 3hrs she came out smiling. 'oshe odda' (thanks its okay) and d third was a calabar woman after 8hrs d security decided to check if d robot has killed her, when he open d door he saw d woman yieling at d robot come here u liar, you said ur battery was weak hw come u are runnin!!!

If i was to choose were i will marry "YORUBA" girl wil be numbr 1. They are so respectful. I saw a girl kneel down in appreciation after collectin money frm ATM.