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Phones / Re: What You Never Knew About The Original Creators Of Whatsapp by Shiitposter: 12:32am On Mar 01, 2018
Misterdhee1:

Your second Screenshot reads 2013 bro..Update that too.

2011 vs 2013? Is that even an argument? i know which one I will chose if given a research on the topic. undecided undecided
Phones / Re: What You Never Knew About The Original Creators Of Whatsapp by Shiitposter: 12:29am On Mar 01, 2018
InyinyaAgbaOku:


What's their secret?

IQ, The even have a genetic disease that increases their IQ. It's that bad. Plus they practise nepotism more than any other race on earth, the also prioritize other Jews when it comes to who they buy from. Their overall culture and history is to blame for the influence on the world today.
Car Talk / Re: Ferrari Threatens To Take Legal Actions Against 360 Modena Limo Owner by Shiitposter: 9:24am On Aug 12, 2017
nairaman66:
I totally see no reason for legal action! The guy was just having fun

Ferarri is not just a car. I'm sure in their terms of service there are stuffs like "when the car is damaged it should only be taken to ferrari auto shop" and stuffs like "do not modify your car"
Politics / Re: Igbo Jew DNA (VIDEO) Igbo's are Jewish with E1b by Shiitposter: 5:53am On Aug 12, 2017
GoldAlpha12:


I also heard that they didn't if confirm if the people that were testing were actually Igbo.


That means no credible source.

Opinion discarded. But seriously your desperation is reallly really offputting.

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Politics / Re: Igbo Jew DNA (VIDEO) Igbo's are Jewish with E1b by Shiitposter: 5:43am On Aug 12, 2017
GoldAlpha12:
Rabbi Bernis states in the video that 124 igbo's that tested had E1A as their haplogroup, which is the reason why they were not considered Jewish. He later goes on to list the Jewish Haplogroups, he lists E1b (E1b1a, E1b1b) as a Jewish Haplogroup, a lot of igbo's have E1b as a their YDNA haplogroup. We need to do Jewish DNA testing on igbo's with E1b.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV5v3nygSoo

That sweet sample size already shows that majoritybof Igbo's are not Jewish. Do you want them to test ever individual igbo's? Lol thats not how statistic works hahahaha

Imagine if other tribez in Nigeria where more jewish than the Igbo's. It would be literal sucide.

I'm so sorry my man but you guys are 200% Nigerian.

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Crime / Re: Another Kidnapper Caught In Lagos Today, Nearly Lynched To Death By Mob (Pics) by Shiitposter: 8:03pm On Aug 11, 2017
Just look at how relieve this guy is. grin grin grin
Who say life no sweet.

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Education / Re: Two UNILAG Students Die In Hotel Fire (Photos) by Shiitposter: 1:39pm On Aug 11, 2017
Crime / Re: Cultists Rob Young Lady In Owerri, Push Her Off Keke (Photos) by Shiitposter: 1:31pm On Aug 11, 2017
buffalowings:


I don't get it cool

The phone job refers to what the girl did to get the money to buy the phone but in this paricular case, since there is a quote ontop the 'phone job' then he is refering to something shady like sex.

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Food / Re: Dog Market In Ghana (pics, Video) by Shiitposter: 12:22pm On Aug 11, 2017
Factfinder1:
Trust me dog meats and pork are sweeter and better than goats and beefs yes am akwa ibom and yes am proud of eating dog meats....dogs are sweet when prepared with unripe plantain and scent leaves and palm wine....I be ajebuter but I won't forget were God brought me out from.... I want to go home akwa ibom ayaya..... its factfinder baby

Trust me, eating a Man's best friend and pork is sweeter and better than goats and beef. Yes, i am from dog eating state and yes, i'm proud of eating the meat of a Man's best friend.

Thumbs up smiley

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Food / Re: Dog Market In Ghana (pics, Video) by Shiitposter: 12:17pm On Aug 11, 2017
StephDamielola:
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

MANS BEST FRIEND


I SAW A CLIP YESTERDAY ON SAME TOPIC, THOUGH IN AN ASIAN MARKET>>>



STOP KILLING DOGS


I agree. Asian dog market is more brutal though. They prolong the dog's suffering because they believe that the dog scretes adrenal chemicals that make the meat better than normal dog meat.
Crime / Re: Cultists Rob Young Lady In Owerri, Push Her Off Keke (Photos) by Shiitposter: 11:04am On Aug 11, 2017
TarOrfeek:


she cannot do the "phone money job" twice. grin

You are a savage my good sire.

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Health / Re: Old Woman's Massive Goitre Removed, All Smiles (Photos) by Shiitposter: 10:52am On Aug 11, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

See the horrible scar the quack doctors have left on her neck.


She was better off with the goitre.

WTF is wrong with you.
Education / Re: UK Universities With The Highest First Cass Degrees by Shiitposter: 4:12pm On Jul 27, 2017
Its called Affrimative Action. You can google it.

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Politics / Re: Customs Makes N486bn In Six Months, Breaks Revenue Record by Shiitposter: 5:09pm On Jul 26, 2017
I Hate this country.
Religion / Re: Members Worship At Flooded Greenvine International Christian Centre PortHarcourt by Shiitposter: 8:13pm On Jul 25, 2017
StakerLives:

cool


it pains me to see that you have decided to be stupid all the time or arent you educated enough to note that flood is a natural cause and spares no man

Yeah, blocking a drainage with dirt and houses is completely natural.

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Crime / Re: 3 Zimbabwean Women Gang-Rape Pastor (Photo) by Shiitposter: 5:21pm On Jul 25, 2017
Strong women. They look like feminist. cool

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Crime / Re: Ugandan Woman Raped, Murdered With Stick Inserted In Her Private Part (photos) by Shiitposter: 5:20pm On Jul 25, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Something is fishy,
The deceased didn't tell her husband she'd be going out when they spoke on phone.


Disadvantage of extra marital affairs.

Did you get this information from the deceased?

Wow! I didnt know you could talk to the dead. smiley
Crime / Re: How I Was Saved From Ritualists After Entering 'One Chance' In Lagos -Lady. PIC by Shiitposter: 4:49pm On Jul 25, 2017
ivolt:


Please feel sorry for yourself, from your username, one could
infer that you have a shitty life.

Atheist were never the brightest bunch cheesy
Crime / Re: How I Was Saved From Ritualists After Entering 'One Chance' In Lagos -Lady. PIC by Shiitposter: 11:53am On Jul 25, 2017
I feel so sorry for those that don't believe in God.

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Computers / Re: 10 Famous Computer Scientists Who Impacted The World by Shiitposter: 9:11am On Jul 25, 2017
CairoCharles:
Hedy lamarr,, mhen she's damn beautiful grin

She is

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Religion / Re: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by Shiitposter: 4:19pm On Jul 24, 2017
Gentlevin:
I believe what u guys are saying. demonic spirits do exist...Sometimes I experience some kind of suffocation while sleeping and when I shout Jesus, the sounds don't come out. I keep shouting till it finally comes out loud and i feel being released.

Secondly, when I was in secondary sch (boarding sch), on a particular night, thou I was not fully asleep(just lying on my bed). All if a sudden I felt my bed going down on the left and right sides (just like one climbing a bed, u know na). At first my one mind said I should remain calm and see what happens. But when I noticed that it won't stop and noticed d approach got closer to my stomach level, I screamed JESUS and suddenly felt one left my bed. I was so scared (I was just in jss 2). That was my first time experiencing such. I begin pray sharp sharp...So these spirits exist and that is why the bible calls it spiritual battle...

The first one is sleep paralysis. I got 2 of that yesterday night. It has now gotten to the extent where i just smile when it happens and try to collect as much data as i can.

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Religion / Re: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by Shiitposter: 3:51pm On Jul 24, 2017
luminouz:
I love da fact DAT more people are boldly coming out to share their stories....let's kip em coming y'all......it could really save a soul out there...u never know....

Proudly part of d SUPERNATURAL crew!!!!!! grin


This thread exceeded expectations, even without hitting front page. I guess we all have alot of things in common.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Meets APC Governors In London (Photo) by Shiitposter: 10:04pm On Jul 23, 2017
alphasperm:
organizing his own burial arrangements

Ouch!!!

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Religion / Re: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by Shiitposter: 3:18pm On Jul 23, 2017
Khaliyah:

U don't experience dis stuff frequently? But u should have rebuked the demon to level ur hostel na

That tree is probably 5 times older than him and so is whatever resides there.
Religion / Re: Can You Live Above Sin In This Present World? by Shiitposter: 10:35am On Jul 23, 2017
dingbang:
Temptations will always come...

What are you even talking about? Temptation is always here. Just merely stepping out of your house and BOOM!!!
Celebrities / Re: ‘home Alone’ Actor John Heard Found Dead In California Hotel by Shiitposter: 8:25pm On Jul 22, 2017
Never HEARD of him cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Girl, Rashida Black Beauty Who Won Best Viral Video Releases Nude Video by Shiitposter: 3:13pm On Jul 22, 2017
It's time to reset this world with another flood.
Religion / Re: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by Shiitposter: 11:29am On Jul 22, 2017
Nma27:
Remembered one night I visited my cousins, slept in their living room. Dropped their sofa pillows for a makeshift bed. I think it was around midnight when I felt a presence and out of no where I heard a voice close to my ear whisper "roman god of love". I was partly awake now cos I thought maybe someone entered, only for me to feel the presence step on the sofa(I felt d foam push down)I turned to see who it was but saw no one shocked, omo na speed I use go join my cousins for bed o.
Thank God I don't experience scary shii anymore.
.

At least your spirit husband is romantic and not rough like the others in this thread. smiley

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Religion / Re: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by Shiitposter: 11:21am On Jul 22, 2017
Victornezzar:
Y didn't u open dis in d religious section
lemme see weda dey won't open ur yanch
Am not angry with u oo
But am angry with d people dat are collecting ur lies

If you open this thread in religion section, It wont even reach page 3. Those guys are brutal.

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Celebrities / Re: Gifty: 'I Quit My Job In Ghana Because My Boss Asked For Sex' by Shiitposter: 8:53am On Jul 22, 2017
It was just by luck. I didn’t go for any audition. I actually told this story to the housemates when I was in the house. I drove out with a car that belonged to a friend of mine. So there was this guy, I didn’t know he was a producer. I was actually on my lane and then, his car dented the vehicle I was driving.

I got down and was trying to tell him that he was wrong. I was trying to stand on my right and he said, ‘I like the way you talk. Are you an actress?’ Then, I retorted, Oga, I’m not an actress. This car is not mine. It’s my friend’s car.

You need to re-paint and all that. He said we’ll see what to do about that and gave me his card and said he is a producer. He said he had produced a lot of movies and “I want you to play the lead role of my movie that I’ll be shooting in a few days.” So, I got interested. I called him and he directed me and I got involved in the movie. I’ve forgotten the name of the movie. That was in 2011 or 2012.

Who doesn't remember their first movie? not even the director of the movie, how do you forget something like that? sh probably got the role by ####### the director.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Shiitposter: 8:06am On Jul 22, 2017
bestspoke:
How's everyone doing.

Lol. Enjoying the summer.
Religion / Re: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by Shiitposter: 9:17am On Jul 21, 2017
luminouz:
MY SUPERNATURAL EXPERIENCE 5


The next big one I remember was d death of my childhood girlfriend.....her name was Bukky. Her mom was a teacher like mine n were friends. Bukky was one of d most beautiful girls I have ever seen,charcoal black with large,soulfully expressive eyes,nice smile n a very intelligent girl. She was d 1st girl to tell me am cute( older women say it to my mum or me but they are well...older). I remembered going to their church on Sunday n my mum(senior teacher stuffs) introducing me to her mum n her. Since then we have been inseparable in school.only at home do I fraternize with my hood hommies....she wasn't in my class but we were rivals. I was ugly at maths n excelled in all else while she was brilliant in maths n good in other subjects..I won't forget one day like DAT when I was being bullied for being a teacher's pikin( I think mum caned d guys or stuffs like DAT n they wanted retaliation). I was with her when they came n I didn't know how to fight. She stood up for me n yelled at those niggas to leave me alone.they were like so this small girl wants to die coz of a man n she said YES! I can die for him ,u ugly little( she went off with some abusive words in English even I never heard off). Since those guys are OLODOs,i guess they were intimidated n just left us alone. She came n craddled my head in a bosom( I was pushed down) n said 'its ok oko MI(my husband).we were so close(though never did anything intimate...she kissed me once daz all). Everyone would always say OKO n IYAWO to us n she stayed in my house when I was preparing for common entrance to high school.... She died when I was 10 of headache of all things. I came back a week after common entrance when I was told she had died. There was no clue she was sick n I didn't believe it till I saw her corpse.
I remembered crying while my mum held me till I slept off. She came DAT night in d native attire we sowed together for one church stuff n datz z what I wore to bed too.... I woke suddenly n there she was sharp as daylight. She came closer n held me like she used to,calling me her husband n all DAT. She told me she was poisoned by her relative, a woman who needed jer great AURA for her own son( women all d time right..lol).We cried together n she cuddled me till I dozed off. This became a trend for 2 weeks. After 2 weeks I had to go to high school n she told me a night before DAT she would follow her husband everywhere he goes o....n right then my dad walked in on me talking n cuddling to air(he couldn't see her). He thought I was sleep walking but the trend continued even in school! I freaked all my roommates out not only by talking to air but they started getting very cold anytime they are in d room. Bukky would tell me she did DAT so she could have time with me. A month in school n I became a certified NUTJOB!!! I smell cold to everyone n people were afraid to approach me. I would spend hours outside at night while we talked n she cuddled me n during daytime, I would go to d school garden where she waits me...

After 2 months I was reduced to skin n bones..apparently d cohabitation is draining my life force n my school uncle called my mum. Mum n dad came n when they saw me they thought I was someone else..... They screamed n they took me to church straight....in d car..Bukky was there....saying its all right my husband n my dad almost crashed the car when he saw me talking n mentioning bukky's name....mum was crying n binding demons. The church pastor took one look at me n told.my mum to look for a doll among my belongings n bring it ASAP...he stripped off his shirt n started praying. I was there with bukky( n she was saying amen to d pastor's prayers) all d time til my mum brought d doll......
On dat doll was my name n her name all intertwined (bukky owned d doll n drew our names on it like a cartoon or something- a completely innocent gesture among kids). N d pastor said d doll was a strong connection between me n.bukky. Mum shouted which bukky? She died more than 2 months before naw.... D pastor said yes but she is still attached to ur son coz of love n d unnatural relationship between d dead n d living is what drains me of my life force n a bid to attain equilibrium.....i would die if it continues......
My mum shouted ' Equilibrium oriburuku wo' ( which stupid eqilibrium).....n.mum said bukky nitori olorun(abeg in God's name) leave my son alone.....then Bukky said( only me n d pastor can hear her) 'but mummy u said she is my husband,I want to stay with him' ...pastor translated n my mum said Pastor edasoroyi naw( pastor intervene)......D pastor made some biblical declarations n told bukky DAT d living n dead cannot cohabit n DAT she must leave me.... Naso bukky dey cry o,lamenting why her life was cut short n how her glory was taken....immediately d pastor asked her if she wanted my death to which she said no( she had no idea I was dying due to her prolonged interaction in my life...she thought I had fever like her). The pastor told her to release me n focus on her killers.... She agreed n d doll was burnt.....she cried all through n as d doll burnt her figure became less distinct n d last I remember of her was a kiss on my cheek n a whispered promise to revenge her death on her killer......
I never saw her after DAT!!! But I saw what happened to d woman who killed her... She got served...



WOAH!!! Dude this was both Romantic and frightening at the same time. I feel bad for bukky though, how sad that she has to spend eternity alone. Cruel faith.

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