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Politics / Re: CNN Reacts To Buhari Being Replaced By A Clone by shukuokukobambi: 11:27am On Dec 04, 2018
GBOKASINCHA:
kanu has spoken the whole world is shaking....the thing pain this one grin go and tell ur jubril to remove his cap

Indeed the world is shaking that the man kanu claimed died in february 2017 is also the man kanu said ordered the python dance in September 2017!!

the world has to shake my dear

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Politics / Re: CNN Reacts To Buhari Being Replaced By A Clone by shukuokukobambi: 11:21am On Dec 04, 2018
vanbonattel:


The
vanbonattel:


Yes Theresa May, and in quick succession, Prince Charles, all running in to arm twist the cabal to collect their egunje or else they spill the beans. No be for their backyard the plastic surgery happen? grin

Oya talk your nonsense make i reply you cheesy

And how much is Theresa May and Prince Charles worth? How much is their common sense worth? The way you guys take pride and glory in stupidity is mind boggling!! How much will they pay Theresa May and Prince Charles to become as stupid as you guys?

Can you give details of the bold? Just cook up anything that won't insult your IQ cheesy

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Politics / Re: CNN Reacts To Buhari Being Replaced By A Clone by shukuokukobambi: 11:17am On Dec 04, 2018
selectedhero:


pain will kill this one. I believe you are in pains right now. more so that the world is becoming aware that your oga who cannot be trusted for anything might be up to something fishy

How can i be the one in pains when you showcase your idiocy for the whole world to see? If I'm in pains, it must be the pain of knowing a human birthed you and assumed they had a cognitive being as a child cheesy

Your albino hunchback messiah claims buhari died in february 2017 but you and kanu blame him for python dance of September 2017.

Your messiah claims queen Elizabeth sent a condolence message in February 2017 yet Theresa May, the British PM, came to visit the same Buhari in August 2018 and you wonder why the world sees you and kanu as lunatics? cheesy

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Politics / Re: CNN Reacts To Buhari Being Replaced By A Clone by shukuokukobambi: 11:06am On Dec 04, 2018
Adagworo:
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1069496226851299328?s=19

This is gaining worldwide attention. Does the Western world know what we don't know?

Lalasticlala

Chei!! You and your fellow cloning zombies have been given the assignment of Sisyphus. You will torment yourselves to death on this issue cheesy cheesy

You're as dumb as your bishop oyedepo. What's in that CNN tweet that indicates they're as stupid as you? What's in that tweet that shows they agree with you? cheesy

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Politics / Re: Buhari Never Forgives Small Doctor Is An Example(pic) by shukuokukobambi: 10:48am On Dec 04, 2018
Is it the buhari that has died or Jibrin? angry

I thought you guys swear that Buhari died in February 2017?

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Politics / Re: Atiku Never Told Anyone He Collected US Visa, Says Campaign Official by shukuokukobambi: 10:36am On Dec 04, 2018
onubijoe:
How will Atiku issues of getting visa affects APC government from doing the right things

invitation is totally different from getting a visa



Which of Saraki, Okupe, Gbenga Daniel or the zombies wanking on the thread below while celebrating Atiku's "Coming to America" are APC?

https://www.nairaland.com/4878423/atiku-finally-gets-us-visa
Politics / Re: Atiku Never Told Anyone He Collected US Visa, Says Campaign Official by shukuokukobambi: 10:21am On Dec 04, 2018
PointZerom:



I have bot been an idiot before...but I know that idiots always see others as one of them.

Enjoy your NEXT LEVEL promotion.

only an idiot will claim buhari died in February 2017 and still blame him for python dance of September 2017. That makes you and your albino hunchback messiah idiots.

Next, your kanu told you he didn't say buhari was cloned, but here you're saying buhari is a clone.

That makes you and him idiots once again
Politics / Re: Atiku Never Told Anyone He Collected US Visa, Says Campaign Official by shukuokukobambi: 9:47am On Dec 04, 2018
PointZerom:



Stop repeating yourself. How many times will you post....both of you must be idiots?

It's always difficult to let an idiot know he's one so i'll continue till you get it

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Politics / Re: Atiku Never Told Anyone He Collected US Visa, Says Campaign Official by shukuokukobambi: 9:35am On Dec 04, 2018
PointZerom:



I agree on the part you said BOTH OF YOU ARE IDIOTS.


The kanu you worship told you buhari isn't a clone.

You said buhari is a clone.

one of you or both of you must be idiots who think with their feet and talk through their a$$

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Politics / Re: Atiku Never Told Anyone He Collected US Visa, Says Campaign Official by shukuokukobambi: 7:11am On Dec 04, 2018
PointZerom:


Why did you say that either YOU or Kalu or both of YOU are idiots?

The kanu that told you Buhari is dead said he didn't say buhari was cloned.

You are here saying Buhari is a clone.

You or kanu or even both of you must be idiots talking out of their A$$

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Politics / Re: Atiku Never Told Anyone He Collected US Visa, Says Campaign Official by shukuokukobambi: 7:01am On Dec 04, 2018
PointZerom:



The answer is YOU.

Your albino hunchback messiah said he didn't tell you that buhari was cloned. You're here saying Buhari was

It's either you or kanu or even both of you are idiots.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Never Told Anyone He Collected US Visa, Says Campaign Official by shukuokukobambi: 6:52am On Dec 04, 2018
PointZerom:


But your albino hunchback said he didn't say Buhari was cloned? So who is the idiot now?

You, kanu or the magazine?

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Politics / Re: Atiku Never Told Anyone He Collected US Visa, Says Campaign Official by shukuokukobambi: 6:42am On Dec 04, 2018
But Gbenga Daniel said he had been invited to come for his visa?

https://www.thecable.ng/atiku-has-been-invited-to-come-for-his-us-visa-says-gbenga-daniel

But Doyin Okupe claimed he was to visit USA before end of Nov?

http://www.informationng.com/2018/11/atiku-to-visit-america-before-november-ends-okupe.html

His election campaign DG, Saraki, was taunting APC about Atiku Visa?

https://www.independent.ng/atiku-visa-apc-govt-in-panic-action-saraki/

His new disciple, Dele Momodu, was taunting APC with the Visa?

http://dailypost.ng/2018/12/02/2019-presidency-dele-momodu-mocks-apc-atiku-obtains-us-visa/

Then his nairaland zombies were all over themselves, wanking away and celebrating putting APC to shame?

https://www.nairaland.com/4878423/atiku-finally-gets-us-visa

So were all these zombies mentioned above inebriated when they were wanking away on the matter? or were they simply being the dunces we thought them all to be?

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Politics / Re: 27 Nov Of The Nation Newspaper Quotes By Oyedepo About Buhari Death by shukuokukobambi: 5:08pm On Dec 03, 2018
citizenY:


Why do I get this feeling that another Jim Jones of Guaina Tragedy is about to rise?

We're only lucky that folks in Southern Nigeria are too materialistic than our northern compatriots otherwise, Boko Haram would have been child's play. We don't want to leave this world and all it's pleasurable possibilities for some phantom promises in the skies cheesy
Politics / Re: 27 Nov Of The Nation Newspaper Quotes By Oyedepo About Buhari Death by shukuokukobambi: 3:26pm On Dec 03, 2018
Ovamboland:


Who sold Bishop a dummy? Reminds me of the children story 'The Emperor's new robes'

The bishop has displayed his torn 'pata' in the full public glare

Hatred can turn one into something else

Indeed the bishop has no clothes cheesy

Who will tell him? and will he hear?

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Politics / Re: 27 Nov Of The Nation Newspaper Quotes By Oyedepo About Buhari Death by shukuokukobambi: 2:55pm On Dec 03, 2018
Ovamboland:


I shudder to even think a person of Oyedepo status read this as a true story on the pulpit and called for a prayer point against it.
It's even more astonishing that rather than see it as a joke and get a general laughter from the congregation they started prayers vehemently with lots of vibration.

It's sad to say but we have a lot of dull, stupid and gullible people, it really cuts across like 9 out of 10, and that accounts for the present situation of our country.

I used to really find it funny but it's no longer funny. It's scary

To think that thousands of people put their present and eternal destinies in the hands of men like these should make us really fearful for the country

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Politics / Re: 27 Nov Of The Nation Newspaper Quotes By Oyedepo About Buhari Death by shukuokukobambi: 2:02pm On Dec 03, 2018
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Mehn!!! Idiocy on steroids.


Edit: So Oyedepo sef is not only crooked, he's also dumb?

Even Olatunji Dare, the writer of the article, showed he was all into sarcasm when he said the below after reeling out the nonsense being peddled

Kanu, or whoever began the tale, and those who have been peddling it, should update their material.

before starting his sarcastic tale with I can report authoritatively

Or does Oyedepo also believe him when he ended the sarcastic narration with the below?

Meanwhile, dependable sources tell me that Abuja is close to unraveling the true identity of the fake Jew parading himself on faked foreign soil as Nnamdi Kanu.

And Oyedepo had to lead his congregation in a prayer of what? for what? This guy is worse than a politician

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Politics / Re: Buhari: Those Who Thought I Was Dead Begged Osinbajo To Make Them His VP by shukuokukobambi: 1:02pm On Dec 03, 2018
Rickyzagy:
after the meeting with Trump tell me where he is visible on international gathering

Who met with Trump? Buhari or Jibrin?

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Politics / Re: Buhari: Those Who Thought I Was Dead Begged Osinbajo To Make Them His VP by shukuokukobambi: 12:23pm On Dec 03, 2018
kanubiafra:
kanu's death is not an issue here . but if you want to make it an issue very well. se had a right to say so after the invasion of his home and his disappearance. but what right do the north have to believe that buhari died? to the extent of lobbiying osibanjo for vp post. non. even when buhari was still alive? thier own brother? i hope you also know that the northern cabal wanted to force osibanjo to resign except if it was true that he died.

You defeated your own argument with the bold. They wanted to force him to resign IF IT'S TRUE THAT HE DIED.

So why didn't they force him to resign?
Politics / Re: Buhari: Those Who Thought I Was Dead Begged Osinbajo To Make Them His VP by shukuokukobambi: 7:14am On Dec 03, 2018
Mccullum:


You're exposing your foolishness because the vice president will allow impostor to be his superior because he's not interested to become president.

With many politicians also desiring to be vice president and they too will silent and what of international community and Buhari's doctor will keep it as secret? You're sounding stupid!

After the clone rumour has been nullify because it's not possible for any scientist to clone 70 years old person and you move your foolishness to impostor, your hatred towards Buhari is turning you to psychiatric patient.

They don't realize what damage this idiocy is doing to their name. As in adults with their senses intact believe this mumurity? cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Buhari: Those Who Thought I Was Dead Begged Osinbajo To Make Them His VP by shukuokukobambi: 7:08am On Dec 03, 2018
kanubiafra:
IN the event that what he said is true pls may i ask which region or regions is most likely to beg the vice to make them his vice ? let me answer: the north. so the truth is if there were people who thought he had died the people most likely will be from north

and the people that said Buhari and Buratai killed kanu are from the SE.

Is kanu now dead? angry

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Politics / Re: Atiku Sought The Help Of Uk Not To Be Arrested I US But Was Turned Down by shukuokukobambi: 4:43am On Dec 03, 2018
Kabongo1:
Is it a requirement to visit America if you want to contest for the presidency?


That was my wonder when i saw Saraki and Dele Momodu celebrating and mocking APC that Atiku finally got American Visa. I was like "a whole DG of a presidential campaign council"?? celebrating American Visa??!!

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Romance And Support For Atiku Is Suspicious by shukuokukobambi: 10:10pm On Dec 02, 2018
Na now morning reach cheesy
Politics / Re: For Atiku, PDP Govs Are His Weakest Links - Thisday Newspaper by shukuokukobambi: 9:16pm On Dec 02, 2018
Afamed:

You all want Atiku to celebrate the Christmas at Guantanamo prison. Obasanjo for dey laugh by now.

Obasanjo is really wicked cheesy

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Politics / Chei!! Na So This Life Be? by shukuokukobambi: 8:54pm On Dec 02, 2018
So na so baba iyabo for carry trick Atiku into life imprisonment for America? Abi how will a 72 years old billionaire survive jail for at least 10years with those black homies?

We all have heard legendary tales about how unforgiving OBJ can be. Some even told us he took revenge on his own daughter in 2000 for bashing his car in 1978!! Is that the man we really think will forgive a gworo chewing mallam who made him beg for 2nd term ticket after selling all the saleables within the first term?

And the Kanulated cum atikulooters were pushing their new Messiah into death the way they pushed kanu into the mouth of the python from which he ran away leaving his deluded followers to pick the bill?

Saraki and Dele momodu were already celebrating Atiku's 'coming to America' sef? Ekwerremadu gone. Now Wike is gone. Umahi is gone. Obiano is an enemy. Udom is busy, okowa is distracted. Only doll baby Tambuwal is still available.

Well, surprises happen. Atiku needs a miracle and I hope he gets one soon because things aren't looking rosy for his candidature at all

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Politics / Re: For Atiku, PDP Govs Are His Weakest Links - Thisday Newspaper by shukuokukobambi: 8:42pm On Dec 02, 2018
docadams:
The emerging signs doesn't bode well for Atiku. It was alleged that his much vaunted Campaign would kick off tomorrow in Sokoto. So far I haven't heard a dim nor seen a flicker of pre-campaign activity in the media. Very unusual of PDP. Or are the media houses fatigued already of his fraudulent presidential packaging. Tomorrow will tell if Atiku will continue with this charade of his or succumb to the voice of reasoning

Tambuwal seems the only serious governor on Atiku's side. The sokoto rally will happen tomorrow.

It's just that this USA Visa mess-up of the last 48 hours has really put a hole in his sail. He needs something extra ordinary to get momentum again

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Politics / Re: For Atiku, PDP Govs Are His Weakest Links - Thisday Newspaper by shukuokukobambi: 8:39pm On Dec 02, 2018
At least this coming from PDP news paper Thisday

The empty noise making dumbos here who have no idea about how politics works will soon come and tag Nduka Obaigbena an afonja. If only they are as intelligent as the 40 laptop crew of GEJ circa 2011, we could have had real political discussions here

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Politics / Re: PMB Rlaxing In Poland With Govs, Ugwuanyi And Bello Pix by shukuokukobambi: 9:51pm On Dec 01, 2018
Corrinthians:
Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for Shukwuokukobambi, now and the hour of his death, amen. cry

grin grin

What manner of savagery is this? grin

Abeg allow Mary to rest. The shidrens of hate have already wearied her from their tears over Buhari matter cheesy

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Politics / Re: PMB Rlaxing In Poland With Govs, Ugwuanyi And Bello Pix by shukuokukobambi: 9:43pm On Dec 01, 2018
Corrinthians:
Why are weekends always to terrible for the children of hate? cheesy

Oh I have a hunch. 99% of them are unemployed and at best, employed to spam the forum with trash throughout the week while we are engaged in very productive ventures outside.

Weekends are free days for us and with us active they find it difficult driving narratives their way since they are very deft, even with their numbers! grin

Exactly!! How can idiots, who believe queen Elizabeth sent condolences to Nigeria over 'Buhari' death yet Theresa May came to visit the same Buhari, have a paying job? cheesy

Who or what trade will employ such bundle of imbecility? cheesy

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Politics / Re: PMB Rlaxing In Poland With Govs, Ugwuanyi And Bello Pix by shukuokukobambi: 9:35pm On Dec 01, 2018
Corrinthians:
He used it to finger Kanu and it's now itchy. I think Kanu probably has some kind of STD. Glad Jubril didn't use his third leg. grin

cheesy cheesy cheesy

You're planning for the neighborhood to report me for disturbance but e no go work cheesy

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