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Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints Balarabe Shehu Ilelah As NBC DG by simplychic(f): 4:11pm On Jun 11, 2021
How did the south allow these animals get all the offices, I mean there is no single office left for any southern, God blessed the south west with the sea, south south with crude oil and south east with coal and theses zones he also blessed with very fertile land to grow their crops but how did we manage to allow these miscreants to come and take our places in these places. They have nothing to give they want to steal everything. I am livid��‍♀️
Nairaland / General / Re: JEWELRY/WATCHES by simplychic(f): 2:07am On Feb 08, 2021
Do you have any long necklace like "blade" 25inch?
Romance / Re: I Have Different Gold Necklace For Sale by simplychic(f): 1:44am On Feb 08, 2021
@poorboy do you have any long blade necklace like 25inches?
Crime / Re: Wife, Children Accused Of Hacking Husband To Death by simplychic(f): 9:45pm On Dec 12, 2014
EmirOMENT:
I have a full green life, I don't know if the same thing can be said about yougrin
If you have a life, you wouldn't have come online to spew concocted lies for peoplegringrin
You're even sounding like a broken drum, I have told you countless times that we don't discuss about people who are smelling and inconsequential people so spare me the nonsense talk about discussing about you people.
I am only repaying the yo-robber nation for the evil things they have spew against us. gringrin
Ironically when they are spewing all that, we're not angry cos we know they are lying but the same cannot be said about you people who got angry at the sight of truth.
You people prefer lies and deceit to massage your worthless egogringrin

You are a fool, a proper nuisance and you seem to be proud about it. I can see you live and work on nairaland. It's obvious you are very less busy, you better go and get a conductor job to earn a living, cos if you are busy you won't have to tell cos it will be obvious but I can see it's the other way round for you. I pity your parents cos they have a lazy bastard for a son. You keep imagining things in your mind and assume every other person is lying, it shows how damaged you are cos if you assume someone you have never met or know their experiences in life is lying about a case that does not even concern you then you are seriously damaged.
Crime / Re: Wife, Children Accused Of Hacking Husband To Death by simplychic(f): 9:37pm On Dec 12, 2014
EmirOMENT:
I have a full green life, I don't know if the same thing can be said about yougrin
If you have a life, you wouldn't have come online to spew concocted lies for peoplegringrin
You're even sounding like a broken drum, I have told you countless times that we don't discuss about people who are smelling and inconsequential people so spare me the nonsense talk about discussing about you people.
I am only repaying the yo-robber nation for the evil things they have spew against us. gringrin
Ironically when they are spewing all that, we're not angry cos we know they are lying but the same cannot be said about you people who got angry at the sight of truth.
You people prefer lies and deceit to massage your worthless egogringrin

You have obviously become a nuisance and you are glad about it.
Crime / Re: Wife, Children Accused Of Hacking Husband To Death by simplychic(f): 1:01pm On Dec 12, 2014
EmirOMENT:
Lmao...yo-robbers at it again.
They always kill what they can't produce.





Simplychic you have a messagegrin

Seriously get a job, you need one, hoping around looking for a hate filled post about Yoruba, you need urgent help cos you may end up in A&E if you continue this way cos the hate has got the better part of you, is this how your dad go about talking endlessly about hate and petty things, it's not fair on you cos he has damaged you badly, it's a shame he raised a man like you, you have no vision or mission you only go about spreading hate. What a shame, get something doing and learn to love your osu brothers. Most importantly seek help you need one.
Politics / Re: Osun Bomber Sentenced To Death By Hanging by simplychic(f): 10:39am On Dec 12, 2014
EmirOMENT:
Yo-robbers are potential terroristgringrin

They will always try to kill you with charm if you have a neighbor that run same business with you.
They will always try to slash your tongue or cut off your one of your organs for ritual purposesgrin
Their kings always practice cannibalism via eating the liver of the former kinggringrin


They will always hunt for human head during any of their fetish festival or during the burial ceremony of their crowned mengringrin

Now they have upgrade to bombs and using touts in motor parks...


Simplychic come oh... Come and read your brothers atrocitygrin

Booqee I don't know if you're interested in this one gringrin

Am sure your mum which you used for money rituals didn't work for you like it worked for your brothers who buried his mum in hummer jeep "how barbaric"
Meanwhile we all know the region who eat each other so you know exactly who the cannibals are
Have you tried exporting cocaine in your quest for getting rich,look all your brothers are now taking them to Malaysia, you may want to give that a try trust me you will end up like your brothers.
Yes your onitsha and aba brothers and sisters don't do juju they only call Jesus and worship their pastors and even bully poor commuters. Remember your uncle Clifford Orji and that stupid pastor who is now in jail, your families in abriba would have chew you raw if you stayed behind and that was why you came to Yoruba land, trust me if we are cannibal you would have been long gone but no we are not and that is why you come to hide in Yoruba land.
Celebrities / Re: Tuface Idibia's Pretty Daughter Celebrates Her 6th Birthday [photos] by simplychic(f): 11:46pm On Dec 11, 2014
How come everyone is so pleasant to Tu face's daughter but cruel to wizkid's son?
Politics / Re: Photo: Fashola Unveils Lagos Resident Card by simplychic(f): 2:32pm On Dec 10, 2014
Frenchkiss564:
So we will now need a resident card to live in lagos but lagos is no man's land nah

That us the problem i have with your parents and village elders misinforming you when you are embarking on journey to greener pasture "lagos" cis that is your london, the truth is money don't grow on trees in Lagos and it is a Yoruba land, so when you are ready to leave your village remember these two important informations.
Thank me later
Politics / Re: Politicians Exploiting Terrorism For Short-term Political Gains, Says CAN by simplychic(f): 2:20pm On Dec 10, 2014
Mad man, he should bury his head in shame, God did not call this guy he called himself, i pity those who worship in his church.
Culture / Re: Some Nigerian Proverbs – In PIDGIN by simplychic(f): 6:14pm On Dec 07, 2014
Pikin wey say if him grow na pigeon head he go dey chop, pigieon head self no go gree the pikin grow up.

Person wey dey hurry hurry no fit hurry pass him destination.

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Culture / Re: Some Nigerian Proverbs – In PIDGIN by simplychic(f): 6:02pm On Dec 07, 2014
Bird no dey tell bird say stone dey come.

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Culture / Re: Some Nigerian Proverbs – In PIDGIN by simplychic(f): 5:08pm On Dec 07, 2014
Even if duck chop rock, na so so water water e go dey shit.

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Culture / Re: Some Nigerian Proverbs – In PIDGIN by simplychic(f): 5:06pm On Dec 07, 2014
Rich man no dey for bathroom na sponge and soap all of us go use, only say soap go different. grin

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Culture / Re: Some Nigerian Proverbs – In PIDGIN by simplychic(f): 2:32pm On Dec 07, 2014
Nobody dey tell small pikin make he no get leprosy, so far he dey ok to live inside jungle

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Culture / Re: Some Nigerian Proverbs – In PIDGIN by simplychic(f): 2:28pm On Dec 07, 2014
If cunny man die na cunny man go bury am grin

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Fashion / Re: Photos: Wizkid's Son Rocking Agbada by simplychic(f): 11:31am On Dec 07, 2014
You lots are cyber bullies how can you call an innocent boy who has done you no wrong ugly, people are so frustrated with their lives and they really need to take out the anger on someone but not the poor little cutie and his mum. If you have commented that this boy and his mum are ugly, Plsssssss get help you need it.
Celebrities / Re: Photos: D'banj Looking Stylish As He Dines With BBA Housemates by simplychic(f): 11:21am On Dec 07, 2014
Khalessi:
When is he coming "OUT"

He is not gay, he is just taking his time, he is not so old, just wait he will marry a woman someday grin

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Agriculture / Re: One Of My Snail Is White See Pics by simplychic(f): 6:46pm On Dec 06, 2014
Aww its so cute
Politics / Re: Musiliu Obanikoro And Femi Kayode Pictured In 'spiritual' Mood At The Experience by simplychic(f): 6:27pm On Dec 06, 2014
Yeyenatu!!!

All our politician now do public display of spirituallity to get votes angry sad
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by simplychic(f): 11:42am On Dec 05, 2014
POWER "starring 50cent"

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