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|Computer Market / Huawei Mediapad10 FHD Needed Asap. by simplysmat(m): 2:08am On Jun 02|
I need a Huawei Mediapad10 asap. Anyone who has one for sale, or knows someone who has one for sale should kindly hook me up.
I can be reached here or through email- Simplysmat@yahoo.co.uk.
|Computers / I'm In Need Of A Huawei Mediapad 10 FHD. by simplysmat(m): 1:40am On Jun 02|
As the topic already states, I'm in need of the tab stated (Huawei Mediapad 10 FHD)and I would really appreciate if anyone on here can help me find one for purchase. Preferably brand new.
I can be reached on firstname.lastname@example.org or through replies to this topic.
|Romance / Re: Your Opinion Please. by simplysmat(m): 11:01pm On Dec 19, 2012|
sexkillz: The hardest to find is a functional brain that is not only functioning, but useful as well.Evils...
|Technology Market / Re: Fairly Used Bold 2 For Sale.perfect Working Conditions.call 08062913513.30k by simplysmat(m): 11:12pm On Mar 21, 2012|
call now...........lets do business
|Technology Market / Fairly Used Bold 2 For Sale.perfect Working Conditions.call 08062913513.30k by simplysmat(m): 6:42am On Mar 21, 2012|
Phone is in perfect working condition
|Properties / A Very Nice Bungalow For Sale At Festac Town, Lagos by simplysmat(m): 2:53pm On Feb 23, 2011|
A very nice bungalow for sale at the rate of 18.5 million in Festac Town, Lagos
for more information please called me Christopher on this number 08039624703. All necessary documents would be seen before payment and handed over after payment.
|Literature/Writing / Re: My Mind by simplysmat(m): 4:25am On Feb 11, 2010|
More stuff at smatthinks.blogspot.com
|Literature/Writing / My Mind by simplysmat(m): 4:23am On Feb 11, 2010|
My mind is a mountain.
My mind is a fountain.
My mind is where it all begins.
My mind is the root of the tree that is my Life.
My mind shows me the way to go.
With my mind empty, my body is empty.
My mind can see clearer than my eyes.
My mind does not labour,
but without my mind, I cannot labour.
My mind is the solution to any problem.
My mind is the key and the door.
My mind is the way.
My mind will go where my body cannot.
My mind is untouchable.
My mind is indomitable.
My mind is free.
|Jokes Etc / And I F**ked Up! by simplysmat(m): 4:18am On Feb 11, 2010|
I strongly believe everyone is entitled to their Bleep ups and shouldn't be killed for them. Its with this thought that I remember some of my more (top three, if they can be called "top" embarrassing moments and their consequences.
The Bleep Up: It was in Primary 2 when I announced to the whole class my intention to marry Rita in row three.
The Response: Of course, the whole class went nuts teasing Rita & me. I was sure it was cool back then but Rita didn't quite agree.
I woke up quite quickly from that dream since I had to repeat that class. On resumption day the new session, I got a look from Rita that simply said, "You'd have to do better than that."\
2. BRILLIANT BOY,
THE Bleep Up: Fast forward a few years and I'm in JsII. I had just changed schools (a serious upgrade from Egba High School to Sodipo Memorial) and on my VERY FIRST AFTERNOON, after I had only been around for about 1 hour, a girl in my new class was asking the boys for my name but no one told her so she had to come to me. Now it wouldn't have cost me anything if had just told her, but hear my reply, " Go look in your encyclopedia".
The Response: It didn't come till the next day. We were having maths class and as a new student, I had to be acknowledged by the teacher. Only that for this teacher, I have to answer a question for that to happen. Check the conversation,
"Are you familiar with significant figures?", he asks.
"OF COURSE sir", I replied. (I was really hoping that was the end of it)
"Alright then. Round off 3.40115 to 3 S.f."
And my response to that was absolutely nothing at all. But guess who made sure I heard her laughter above all others in the class. That's right my good friend from the day before who only wanted to know my name. Snap!!!
3. CRIME CAN NOT PAY,
The Bleep Up: I was in SS3 when what would have been the greatest water heist of all time was foiled. Don't ask how it happened, but amongst no less than a dozen boys, yours truly was the only one who managed to get caught.
The Response: After I got a few blows from the Bishop's chaplain, I presented a full lis of all the boys involved in the "theft" attempt. Of course the man couldn't really do anything to any of us but he managed to tarnish my image before everyone in my class.
Subsequently, I had to give up the life of crime since it had promised not to pay me all the time I was in secondary school. And I had a feeling that wasn't going to change much after and it hasn't.
|Romance / Re: Should There Be Privacy In Relatioships? by simplysmat(m): 5:33pm On Aug 25, 2009|
Privacy. What if you find out something you'd rather not know
That'll be an eye opener.
|Romance / Re: Can You Marry Such A Girl? by simplysmat(m): 5:17pm On Aug 25, 2009|
|Romance / Re: Co- Habitation Is It That Bad? by simplysmat(m): 5:11pm On Aug 25, 2009|
If anything, the sex is good.
|Romance / Re: Can You Date A 16 Year Old Girl? by simplysmat(m): 4:59pm On Aug 25, 2009|
Whats all this grammar people are posting?
@ Mr. Poster or "toaster", all you need to know is that by even thinking about it, you have placed the "Agbaya" tag on yourself. It doesn't get any worse. Pleeeeeeease, for your own sake, don't prove me wrong.
|Romance / Re: I Think I Need Help by simplysmat(m): 5:44pm On Aug 13, 2009|
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|Romance / Re: What Would Be Ur Reaction If Someone Slapped Ur Girl At Ur Presence? by simplysmat(m): 12:14pm On Jun 05, 2009|
This one na set up o!
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|Romance / Re: Do Promiscuous Ladies Deserve To Be Married by simplysmat(m): 11:41am On Jun 05, 2009|
What of the guys who sleep with them? You can only hope not to marry one of that type.
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|Celebrities / Re: Where's Dan Foster Gone Again? by simplysmat(m): 5:13pm On May 06, 2009|
He was'nt deported. He was away on vacation in the yankees.
|Romance / Re: [poll] Would You Prefer to Marry a Virgin? by simplysmat(m): 3:33pm On May 04, 2009|
Given the circumstances you've presented, I'd definitely go for the virgin. It goes without saying that virginity is not the only condition that has to be met, and especially for a partner who's not a virgin.
|Romance / Re: Quiet Vs Loud Guys by simplysmat(m): 3:10pm On May 04, 2009|
A person who talks too much always runs out of things to say. ALWAYS!
|Romance / Re: Why Do Short Men Like To Date Tall Women? by simplysmat(m): 2:58pm On May 04, 2009|
Makin' things easy for any kids comin'.
|Romance / Re: Should I Move On? by simplysmat(m): 1:45pm On Apr 23, 2009|
|Celebrities / Re: The Sexiest Man Alive by simplysmat(m): 1:32pm On Apr 23, 2009|
THERES NO WAY THATS A REAL PICTURE. IF SO, SOMEONE NEEDS HELP.
|Celebrities / Where's Dan Foster Gone Again? by simplysmat(m): 1:22pm On Apr 23, 2009|
I haven't been hearin his voice in the mornings for like 2 weeks now? Hope nuttin sha.
|Romance / Re: 40 Questions 2 Ask Your Boyfriend by simplysmat(m): 1:28pm On Apr 17, 2009|
Feel free to ask.
|Romance / Re: I Wanted To Leave My Girlfriend For This Girl by simplysmat(m): 11:53am On Apr 16, 2009|
Sorry. Just telling it as it is.
|Romance / Re: What Will U Do If Your Wife Is A love-addict? by simplysmat(m): 11:04am On Apr 16, 2009|
I will try to match her. If I can't then its a problem.
|Romance / Re: Am I So Cheap by simplysmat(m): 10:50am On Apr 16, 2009|
You just have to slow down and watch.
|Romance / Re: Why Are Somany Big Girls Unmarried by simplysmat(m): 5:34pm On Mar 26, 2009|
The point is not the date of post but the content. And the fact remains.
|Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Am I Unlucky? A Must Read! by simplysmat(m): 4:09pm On Mar 26, 2009|
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