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Family / Re: Would You Advice Your Daughter/son To Marry Someone Like You? by slimes(m): 10:24am On Jul 11, 2015
As normal, many people here trying to express what they are not. This type of open-ended questions most certainly, attract lies. cool cool cool cool
Education / Re: Why Nigerian Graduates Are Unemployable by slimes(m): 8:10pm On Jul 10, 2015
histemple:
This points are absolutely true. No doubt. But while we ascribe the avoidable but pitiable unemployment rate in our nation to these excuses, It is my informed submission that all graduates are employable but the conundrum is identifying where such graduates are needed to fully maximize their latent potential. And based on this premise, it is a problem of lack of sufficient employment opportunities. Even in the best universities in the world, we still have dunce there and some of their graduates are also incompetent but that is not to totally exonerate some of our schools from the blame. Our curriculum needs to be reviewed because sometimes they load our brains with courses that are not related or useful to our course of study.
The university/college only guides an individual to achieve a well defined controlled behaviour called discipline but how far you develop yourself is entirely your own volition depending on how voracious you are for more information and knowledge. Thanks to the Internet.
Our government should create jobs for everyone because I insist that all graduates are employable in some areas across all the sectors of the economy including agriculture. Government should stop hiding under the cloak of unemployability to justify the lack of job creation.
Most importantly, while everyone can't be entrepreneurs, our graduates should consider self employment. Have you ever wondered why there is no employee in the list of the world's richest persons?

Good comment smiley cool
Travel / Re: The Disadvantages Of Obodo Oyibo Aka Abroad by slimes(m): 8:06pm On Jul 10, 2015
MarvellousGod:
The only thing I'll miss in Naija if I ever leave is our food. .. Our local foods dey sweet no be small kiss kiss


Then maybe naija craziness, you can bring your friends over to your house, drink, shout, dance with your music at the highest volume grin grin... etc..


Meanyl, the poster above me has mouth odour, really choking me here . grin grin embarassed tongue

I agree with the food aspect. I have seen many tins that oyibo say is food but me, I cannot eat it oo.
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Rocks Alex Ekubo: Photos by slimes(m): 8:04pm On Jul 10, 2015
Rocking as in how? cool cool cool cool
Travel / Re: My First Time On A Nigerian Plane (hilarious) by slimes(m): 6:09am On Aug 27, 2014
Humour for the morning. Had a good laugh.

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Politics / Re: Taraba Assembly Adopt Resolution Empowering Deputy governor by slimes(m): 12:50pm On Sep 03, 2013
Taraba state is governed by the constitution. It is clear that there is ambiguity concerning the Governor's health and his fitness to rule. One would think that by now the instance of getting a medical expert to examine the governor by now, would have been settled.
In this light, the relevant clauses should be invoked so that a just and amicable decision be taken.
#mynigeria.
Religion / Re: Why I Don't Believe In Heaven And Hell... by slimes(m): 10:34am On Sep 01, 2013
Each to his or her own belief. It is better to be faithful then when your time is up, you go to face God and realize there is no Heaven or Hell than to live a carefree life and later regret.

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Education / Re: 11-year-old Boy Admitted To The University To Study Quantum Physics by slimes(m): 7:56am On Sep 01, 2013
What is the rush? Parents, please allow your children to be children; they have no other chance to be children.
Romance / Re: Who Calls More In Your/a Relationship and why?? by slimes(m): 11:10pm On Jan 07, 2013
There is no all-helping principle or one size fits all in any issue concerning relationship. Do what seems right and what you both agree on; that should do. wink wink wink

Romance / Re: Who Calls More In Your/a Relationship and why?? by slimes(m): 11:09pm On Jan 07, 2013
double post
Music/Radio / Re: Do You Like Rock Music? What's Your Favourite Band? by slimes(m): 10:06am On Dec 28, 2012
The lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against
Have brought me down upon my knees
Oh I beg, I beg and plead, singing

Come out of the things unsaid
Shoot an apple off my head and a
Trouble that can't be named
A tiger's waiting to be tamed, singing

You are, you are...
wink

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Music/Radio / Re: Do You Like Rock Music? What's Your Favourite Band? by slimes(m): 10:50pm On Dec 27, 2012
Cold play is my favorite rock band, my best song from them is ... Clocks. Among the others I like are, Nirvana smiley, Nickelback smiley, Oasis smiley, Linkin Park smiley, Hinder wink, Paramore wink, Death Cab for Cabie wink, U2 wink, Deep Purple wink, Maroon 5 wink and Bon Jovi. wink

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Entertainment / Re: Sad Story Of The Thinnest Woman In The World by slimes(m): 8:19pm On Dec 19, 2012
She needs help.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom's Defender Wipes His Bottom With Pack Of £20 Notes (PHOTOS) by slimes(m): 6:58pm On Dec 02, 2012
Let's learn to confirm every news we get so we don't pass on rumors.

"Ridgewell told The Sun: 'The photo was taken in the privacy of my home around eight months ago as a joke to wind up a mate, who I had just won a personal bet with."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2241745/Liam-Ridgewell-pictured-wiping-backside-20-notes.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Music/Radio / Re: Gangnam Style Becomes Youtube's Most Watched Video. by slimes(m): 9:25pm On Nov 25, 2012
PSY is lucky. Gangnam Style is his compensation for all this time the world has silenced him. smiley smiley smiley

Politics / Re: Nigeria Currently Ranked At 30 On World's Largest Economies' List by slimes(m): 3:18am On Jul 22, 2012
Yes, there is growth but development is really slow.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Currently Ranked At 30 On World's Largest Economies' List by slimes(m): 2:32am On Jul 22, 2012
List of Richest Countries in the World
view as: list / map
▲ Country GDP
1.
United States
$14,660,000,000,000
2.
China
$10,090,000,000,000
3.
Japan
$4,310,000,000,000
4.
India
$4,060,000,000,000
5.
Germany
$2,940,000,000,000
6.
Russia
$2,223,000,000,000
7.
United Kingdom
$2,173,000,000,000
8.
Brazil
$2,172,000,000,000
9.
France
$2,145,000,000,000
10.
Italy
$1,774,000,000,000
11.
Mexico
$1,567,000,000,000
12.
Korea, South
$1,459,000,000,000
13.
Spain
$1,369,000,000,000
14.
Canada
$1,330,000,000,000
15.
Indonesia
$1,030,000,000,000
16.
Turkey
$960,500,000,000
17.
Australia
$882,400,000,000
18.
Iran
$818,700,000,000
19.
Poland
$721,300,000,000
20.
Netherlands
$676,900,000,000
21.
Saudi Arabia
$622,000,000,000
22.
Argentina
$596,000,000,000
23.
Thailand
$586,900,000,000
24.
South Africa
$524,000,000,000
25.
Egypt
$497,800,000,000
26.
Pakistan
$464,900,000,000
27.
Colombia
$435,400,000,000
28.
Malaysia
$414,400,000,000
29.
Belgium
$394,300,000,000
30.
Nigeria
$377,900,000,000
31.
Sweden
$354,700,000,000
32.
Philippines
$351,400,000,000
33.
Venezuela
$345,200,000,000
34.
Austria
$332,000,000,000
35.
Switzerland
$324,500,000,000
36.
Greece
$318,100,000,000
37.
Ukraine
$305,200,000,000
38.
Singapore
$291,900,000,000
39.
Vietnam
$276,600,000,000
40.
Peru
$275,700,000,000
41.
Czech Republic
$261,300,000,000
42.
Bangladesh
$258,600,000,000
43.
Chile
$257,900,000,000
44.
Norway
$255,300,000,000
45.
Romania
$254,200,000,000
46.
Algeria
$251,100,000,000
47.
Portugal
$247,000,000,000
48.
United Arab Emirates
$246,800,000,000
49.
Israel
$219,400,000,000
50.
Denmark
$201,700,000,000
51.
Kazakhstan
$196,400,000,000
52.
Hungary
$187,600,000,000
53.
Finland
$186,000,000,000
54.
Ireland
$172,300,000,000
55.
Morocco
$151,400,000,000
56.
Qatar
$150,600,000,000
57.
Kuwait
$136,500,000,000
58.
Belarus
$131,200,000,000
59.
Slovakia
$120,200,000,000
60.
New Zealand
$117,800,000,000
61.
Ecuador
$115,000,000,000
62.
Cuba
$114,100,000,000
63.
Iraq
$113,400,000,000
64.
Syria
$107,400,000,000
65.
Angola
$107,300,000,000
66.
Sri Lanka
$106,500,000,000
67.
Sudan
$100,000,000,000
68.
Tunisia
$100,000,000,000
69.
Bulgaria
$96,780,000,000
70.
Azerbaijan
$90,790,000,000
71.
Libya
$90,570,000,000
72.
Dominican Republic
$87,250,000,000
73.
Ethiopia
$86,120,000,000
74.
Uzbekistan
$85,850,000,000
75.
Serbia
$80,100,000,000
76.
Croatia
$78,090,000,000
77.
Burma
$76,470,000,000
78.
Oman
$75,840,000,000
79.
Guatemala
$70,150,000,000
80.
Kenya
$66,030,000,000
81.
Yemen
$63,400,000,000
82.
Ghana
$61,970,000,000
83.
Lebanon
$59,370,000,000
84.
Tanzania
$58,440,000,000
85.
Lithuania
$56,590,000,000
86.
Slovenia
$56,580,000,000
87.
Costa Rica
$51,170,000,000
88.
Uruguay
$47,990,000,000
89.
Bolivia
$47,880,000,000
90.
Panama
$44,360,000,000
91.
Cameroon
$44,330,000,000
92.
El Salvador
$43,570,000,000
93.
Uganda
$42,150,000,000
94.
Luxembourg
$41,090,000,000
95.
Korea, North
$40,000,000,000
96.
Cote d'Ivoire
$37,020,000,000
97.
Turkmenistan
$36,900,000,000
98.
Nepal
$35,810,000,000
99.
Jordan
$34,530,000,000
100.
Honduras
$33,630,000,000
101.
Paraguay
$33,310,000,000
102.
Latvia
$32,510,000,000
103.
Bosnia and Herzegovina
$30,330,000,000
104.
Cambodia
$30,180,000,000
105.
Bahrain
$29,710,000,000
106.
Botswana
$28,490,000,000
107.
Afghanistan
$27,360,000,000
108.
Trinidad and Tobago
$26,100,000,000
109.
Estonia
$24,690,000,000
110.
Senegal
$23,880,000,000
111.
Albania
$23,860,000,000
112.
Equatorial Guinea
$23,820,000,000
113.
Jamaica
$23,720,000,000
114.
Cyprus
$23,190,000,000
115.
Congo, Democratic Republic of the
$23,120,000,000
116.
Gabon
$22,480,000,000
117.
Georgia
$22,440,000,000
118.
Mozambique
$21,810,000,000
119.
Brunei
$20,380,000,000
120.
Zambia
$20,040,000,000
121.
Macedonia
$20,000,000,000
122.
Burkina Faso
$19,990,000,000
123.
Madagascar
$19,410,000,000
124.
Mauritius
$18,060,000,000
125.
Nicaragua
$17,710,000,000
126.
Chad
$17,360,000,000
127.
Congo, Republic of the
$17,110,000,000
128.
Armenia
$16,860,000,000
129.
Mali
$16,770,000,000
130.
Laos
$15,690,000,000
131.
Papua New Guinea
$14,950,000,000
132.
Tajikistan
$14,740,000,000
133.
Namibia
$14,600,000,000
134.
Benin
$13,990,000,000
135.
Malawi
$12,980,000,000
136.
Rwanda
$12,160,000,000
137.
Kyrgyzstan
$12,020,000,000
138.
Kosovo
$11,970,000,000
139.
Iceland
$11,820,000,000
140.
Haiti
$11,480,000,000
141.
Niger
$11,050,000,000
142.
Mongolia
$11,020,000,000
143.
Moldova
$10,990,000,000
144.
Guinea
$10,810,000,000
145.
Malta
$10,410,000,000
146.
Bahamas, The
$8,921,000,000
147.
Montenegro
$6,724,000,000
148.
Mauritania
$6,655,000,000
149.
Barbados
$6,227,000,000
150.
Swaziland
$6,067,000,000
151.
Togo
$5,974,000,000
152.
Somalia
$5,896,000,000
153.
Zimbabwe
$5,457,000,000
154.
Guyana
$5,379,000,000
155.
Liechtenstein
$5,028,000,000
156.
Sierra Leone
$4,720,000,000
157.
Suriname
$4,711,000,000
158.
Bhutan
$3,875,000,000
159.
Fiji
$3,869,000,000
160.
Eritrea
$3,625,000,000
161.
Gambia, The
$3,494,000,000
162.
Central African Republic
$3,446,000,000
163.
Burundi
$3,397,000,000
164.
Lesotho
$3,303,000,000
165.
Andorra
$3,300,000,000
166.
Timor-Leste
$3,051,000,000
167.
Maldives
$2,734,000,000
168.
Belize
$2,651,000,000
169.
Djibouti
$2,105,000,000
170.
Seychelles
$2,053,000,000
171.
Cape Verde
$1,908,000,000
172.
Saint Lucia
$1,798,000,000
173.
Guinea-Bissau
$1,784,000,000
174.
Liberia
$1,691,000,000
175.
Solomon Islands
$1,627,000,000
176.
Antigua and Barbuda
$1,425,000,000
177.
San Marino
$1,137,000,000
178.
Vanuatu
$1,137,000,000
179.
Grenada
$1,098,000,000
180.
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
$1,069,000,000
181.
Samoa
$1,055,000,000
182.
Monaco
$976,300,000
183.
Comoros
$800,000,000
184.
Dominica
$758,000,000
185.
Tonga
$751,000,000
186.
Saint Kitts and Nevis
$684,000,000
187.
Kiribati
$618,000,000
188.
Sao Tome and Principe
$311,000,000
189.
Micronesia, Federated States of
$238,100,000
190.
Palau
$164,000,000
191.
Marshall Islands
$133,500,000
192.
Nauru
$60,000,000
193.
Tuvalu
$36,000,000
Politics / Re: Nigeria Currently Ranked At 30 On World's Largest Economies' List by slimes(m): 2:30am On Jul 22, 2012
I am having problems posting the full links so I have to just place in the website so all of you can navigate and see for your self.
Politics / Nigeria Currently Ranked At 30 On World's Largest Economies' List by slimes(m): 2:01am On Jul 22, 2012
Besides the quantum of problems, issues and social skirmishes like the Boko haram attacks here and there, Nigeria still goes strong with finances though our leaders still act clueless at times. It is no longer news that our leaders are aiming for a vision 2020 that will place Nigeria on the list-20 most developed countries in the year 2020. Could this be that we are truly heading that way?


Source:http://www.aneki.com/lists.html

Politics / Re: Prosecute And Jail Or Shoot Them: Buhari On SaharaTV by slimes(m): 1:07am On Jun 07, 2012
The comments Buhari makes are so controversial and always violent. No wonder someone linked him with 'Boko' shocked shocked

Politics / Re: Foreign Firms Get Big Break Under Nigeria’s New Oil Law by slimes(m): 3:28pm On May 30, 2012
So now, the sadthieves are free to steal as they like. I say sorry embarassed embarassed to our country Nigeria! angry angry
Politics / Re: Industrialisation Will Unlock Nigeria’s Wealth - Aganga by slimes(m): 6:24pm On May 16, 2012
I thought Mallam Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai has preached this sermon before. A government that has no clue, S M H! undecided undecided angry
Car Talk / Re: Motorists Watch Out For Parking Tickets In Abuja! by slimes(m): 5:13pm On May 16, 2012
Nigeria, what a country! sad sad sad
Politics / Re: Hon Dino Melaye Arrested In Eagle Square Protest by slimes(m): 10:07pm On Jan 02, 2012
deor03:

Anybody that thinks Dino Melaiye is fighting for fuel subsidy is being r@ped from behind.
That guy is an opportunist

Exactly.
Romance / Re: Why Do Long Term Relationships Break Up? by slimes(m): 8:12pm On Jan 05, 2011
idmoore:

I av being courting my fiancee for 7 yrs now & we stil approach other like we jus met last two months cos d love and respect is stil there. I treat her wit care & love, wich has given her d confidence dat nobody xpect me. So matters on how u want your relationship 2 be like cos love & understanding really matters alot even in marriages u can easily get tired of each other within 6-12 months of marriage but if u 'r meant 4 each other, either courtship/marriage pple wil hardly knw u difference!

Couldn't have said it any better. I agree
Politics / Re: Pat Utomi On Utomi And Volkswagen Of Nigeria by slimes(m): 8:06pm On Jan 05, 2011
Pat Utomi saw all this economic decay we are seeing today far back more than 20 yrs ago. It is comparable to say developing a jet engine in the 1st world war. That is pure ingenuity!
Education / Re: Who Is To Be Blame For Student's Poor Performance? by slimes(m): 6:19pm On Jan 05, 2011
For every problem that affects man, it can be traced directly or indirectly to the family. That said, the society is like a conglomerate of different families. Education for instance can only be efficiently delivered to the taught if his immediate family he lives with gives some form of encouragement. Support in forms of paying school fees on time, the parents taking time to guide their children through the everyday learning and also psychological support i.e. helping the child conceive a positive mindset.

O levels or UTME or whatever exam has a standard in each of its subjects. It is not in believing that you have done your best and you very well expect to pass. How many Nigerian students take time to actually cover the syllabus. I don't subscribe to just studying because you are told. Find the interest and build on it

The teachers that are imposed on us as tutors are also not helping matters. I am not talking of 150,000 naira a term private school. Obviously, not many can afford that. You go to a so called public school and what do you see? The visible neglect of the government. Teachers who are deficient in their qualifications. For goodness sake, how can a college of education graduate who was forced to the school as a last resort deliver when the interest is not there. Education is now seen as a last resort of many ex-NYSC corps members who could not find befitting jobs.

The problem of bad grades is bigger than the students who become the victims. See the causes so visible. It is once said that Education is a slow way to make money. The youths of Nigeria may be misguided by believing in the get rich quick syndrome and trying to frolic in entertainment agents like TV, Video and PC games etc.

The government should try to increase the budget on education to something meaningful. No developed country abandons its education sector that is one reason, we would never get developed like this.
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Vs Nicky Minaj by slimes(m): 9:57pm On Dec 11, 2010
I mean no sarcasm but these two look like a manufactured commodity for sale. They are just too artificial
Culture / Re: Who Are The 10 Greatest Nigerian Women Of All Time? by slimes(m): 10:40pm On Sep 18, 2010
Women have done a lot worthy of recognition. See the link http://www.motherlandnigeria.com/women.html
Sports / Re: Osaze Odemwingie hits back at 'racist' Russian fans by slimes(m): 12:21am On Aug 31, 2010
tpiah:


the NFF should go ahead and write the letter maybe.
Letter writing committee grin grin grin

Politics / Re: Can Senators Sing National Anthem by slimes(m): 8:37pm On Aug 28, 2010
Singing the National Anthem or not does not stop the fact that the government in totality is not patriotic.
Crime / Re: Couple Chained Houseboy To Death. by slimes(m): 4:21pm On Aug 27, 2010
I can't believe this is still happening in Nigeria. I think it is time to pass a bill protecting infant house helps if none already exist.

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