You're a mad man and your English is wack

just my preliminary statement for this current month. I think the balance is more important to them than anything else

M6ix:
Thanks for sharing.
How many weeks/months bank statement did you show?

my interview last week

VO: Good morning, passport please
me: Passes passport, Good morning
vo: How long have you been living here?
me: around 3yrs
VO: Are you travelling for business or tourism?
me: (Smiles a bit) Tourism
vo: who are u travelling with?
me: I am going alone
VO: Do u have any family in the USA?
Me: No, no family
VO: Who will pay for your trip?
me: Myself
VO: Do u have a statement of account or something to show me?
ME: Yes, hands him my statement.
VO: What do you do in Germany? Are you primarily studying or you work?
Me: I am primarily a student but i just got a job with ...........
VO: You have your residence card with you?
Me: Yes (I hand him my card)
VO: Takes a look and says, how long did you say you have been staying here?
Me: 3yrs
VO: Everything looks good, your visa is approved, we will send your passport in one week.
Me. I just smiled and said thank you. collected my passport 2days letter. 5yrs visa stamped
Location: Munich visa office.
Note guys, this is just to encourage you guys, just keep it simple and genuine. All documents u provide must be authentic and you will be fine.

LilMissFavvy:
Must he tempt her? Why not give your wife the car and stop tempting her with a Keke. He knows his wife deserves better, he just wanted to tempt her and disgrace her in public. The unfaithful*faggottt* can't try that with his side chick, he knows his side chick would give him a sound slapp. Nonsense'

You're as stupid as the woman in the video. Una no de reason with una head. Idiots

Sapa nice one

remsonik:
Good for the man, looking for a sex worker to have sex with when you should have had it in your home with your wife or fiance

How did you know he was married or in a relationship?

imagine how entitled he is in his statements. Op youre a thief and shouldnt be borrowing money from anybody.

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una don come again

Good day guys, my GRE is in June. I have a little job that takes a good chunk of my time so I am limited to studying only in the evenings. I would like to know if this time frame is enough to study and get a good score in the exam.

thanks guys

DrinkLimca:
Hmm well well what can I say...

250,000 naira for upkeeps of two kids per month..

I don't understand, so divorced ladies now used their kids for poverty elevation program..

It's ALLEVIATION not elevation.

op just came toEXPOSE his ignorance. Nobody understands the story sef

I guess you sleep with your gf/wife in the open then...

Pointblank09:
If you allow the rod to control you, you will meet yourself in the eyes of the public and the rod will be gentle.

He should face the music.

Lesson: whatever you cannot do openly don't do it secretly.



BTW: There are many girls in the University that will voluntarily sleep with him. #FACT!

what is the meaning of OP

he's not wrong in any way. The daura dullardd is incompetent

bro dont give your money to a babe you are not sure of.

bassey87:
There is this particular girl I met on social media. She is extremely beautiful with lots of guys trying to woo her. I am a financially stable dude with a good business that brings in steady income and continue to expand.

Though she never asked me for money I sent her money willingly because I was really having it. I was more concerned about her attention though I got very little of it because she was in a relationship at the time.

I guess she started having problems with her boyfriend and I really needed her attention so I could win her over to my side but she started dating a new guy immediately from what I saw in her post and pictures. I met her for the first time and tried to make love to her but she refused, I didn't feel bad about it because I really wanted her for myself and wanted a chance to access her character to know if I can build a life with her. She was willing to come sleep with me the next day but I left before she made the call that she is sorry about yesterday and will come spend the night with me.

After that anytime I sent her a message she hardly reply so I got fed up and stopped talking to her and changed my phone without updating her. I was surprised she contacted me again after a long time and we got talking. Within a couple of days she started telling me about her financial difficulties that she needed money urgently to solve some personal and family issues, but the way she dress in all her recent pictures doesn't tell of one in need of assistance though I don't care because I really like her. She has been showing concern and always check on me ever since.

Presently I am in a position to give her more than what she requested for but what I want is love but she is more concern about the money. I have been painting a picture of someone who is struggling and I expected her to have deleted me by now but that has not been the case. With her beauty I am even wondering why she came to me when she could easily get countless rich dude to give her all the money she wants by offering herself to them.

I did a little investigation and found out some of the things she told me about herself and family are true but I couldn't get anything relating to her financial status. I have now concluded to continue acting poor to see if she will go away because I can't make a financial commitment without getting anything back in return. I can't really tell what is on her mind and why she really came to me.

QueenSuccubus:



Ooh yeah! Especially Ur mama.

Mtcheeeeew!! E pain you. Regards to your mum

Some ladies too, their brains reside in their vaginas.
I think you are one.

QueenSuccubus:



U play it cool like u wanna juz hit it & quit it...MUMU!


Some men eeehnn...their brain is on their dick..

Bro this is not a politics thread, which normally ought to be educative by the way.

We are all here to learn or contribute to other people's learning. Must you challenge every post about your MBA issue with insults? Please try to maintain the statusquo in this thread and refrain from your harsh responses, they're not necessary. Nobody is stopping you from going for your MBA in any of the top schools. The summary of their suggestions is that it doesn't always pan out exactly the way you are assuming it will be.

And obviously you seem not to agree so it's ok. It's not as if you've not searched for, or liked any lady on Facebook before...

Chidinho10:



Hahahahahhahahahahaha
You funny!
Why would Prof dash you $300 just like that?
Is he Father Christmas?
Abi he no get him own personal problems?
Na bad belle dey worry you seriously!
See as you dey monitor him life
Mtchew


My problem with peeps like you is that you all have big phones and subscribe heavily but you hardly use it to check real facts online. The best you do with your smart phones and data is to stalk ladies on Facebook and stream xvideos online

Instead of checking for facts yourself, you rely on recommendations from people who know nothing about the questions you ask.

See you, monitoring Chinedu's life. Someone that has done well for himself and his family. Your envy make you come online dey talk bad against him.

Well done!

Please go and check the meaning of dismay before using it. Maybe it's because you just use words without minding the context that's why mods don't pay your posts any reasonable attention.

MissCokie:
( two comments and it made front page, I have a nice post buried somewhere in romance section ...


Deleting NL Account, since this managements promote less valuable topics relating to human behaviours and the societal ills and dysfunctions we are facing...

I can't be wasting my time, brain and all, typing and thinking while it would be treated with dismay...

usba:
What a useless report meant to obscure the truth of what is said, Garba Shehu never said he agreed to Danjuma foolish statement which will obviously pit the citizens against the army and lead to more choas he only said nothing wrong in defending yourself from harm.

Sometimes, you should just shut up instead of making yourself a laughing stock wen you speak

Bro, you finish work

bigfrancis21:


I just wanted to say that you are getting emotional over this topic, and you sound like MBA is something you want to do. I didn't mean to get you upset if I did nor discourage you. You are also quite excited over the quoted figures you've seen online and you think it is that easy but you need to be aware of these:

1) I assume that you are in Nigeria and would be studying MBA on an F1 visa. MBA is not a STEM-designated course which means that you cannot be employed on an H1B visa after graduation by any company. You will not be eligible for OPT (3-year post-graduation work opportunity for STEM students). You would need to have permanent residency to be employable nowadays which may likely take you an extra 1 to 3 years post-graduation to obtain. By the time you obtain your residency, you would not have been 'fresh off from school' as some employers prefer. Even for STEM-designated courses, with Trump's administration, chances of H1B sponsorship nowadays are very very slim.
Full list of STEM courses: https://www.ice.gov/sites/default/files/documents/Document/2016/stem-list.pdf

2) You probably don't know this but connection/knowing someone or 'networking' as they call it here is just as common as it is in Nigeria. Most of these people with 6 figures from an MBA landed their positions through old-boy friendships, connections or networking, in addition to having their MBA of course. An average Joe with an MBA can still land such high-paying positions but you have to be truly exceptional at what you do.

3) Speaking about your much-touted ROI. Now let us do the math. You spent $150,000 on average in heavy student debt to get an MBA. Let us assume that you are one lucky son of the stars and as an F1 student you graduated and out of nowhere got 'H1B sponsorship' at a $120,000 per year position right after graduation. Now you've worked so hard in school, made As and landed that $120,000 per year dream job. Wonderful.

Now you probably forgot that a heavy chunk of your income is taken away in taxes. For a $120,000 per year income, nearly $40,000 is taken from your paycheck in taxes. Precisely, $81,790 is what is left over after taxes are accounted for, which is about $6,815 per month. That is even though on paper it says that you earn $120,000, your actual take-home pay is $81,790 which is not 6-figures that you expected. https://www.taxformcalculator.com/tax/120000.html

Now it is time to start paying back all that student loan. The total amount which you will end up paying is probably over $200,000 which includes interest payments. You've graduated and the bank or financial institution has sent you a staggering bill of over $200,000 at xy% interest for 20 years with a monthly payment of $3250. Out of $6815 per month pay check ($3,145.26 every 2 weeks), you have to

- pay your student loan debt (anywhere between $3000 to $3,500 for that loan amount) per month. Read up here on this American who originally borrowed $68,000 to go to school who has to pay $113,000 back including interest. http://www.businessinsider.com/budget-paying-student-loans-2016-7 For this lady, she has to pay $2230 in monthly student loan payment for a bill of $113,000. For a bill of over $200k, you can expect your monthly payments to be nearly twice as $2230.

- pay your house rent (anywhere from $700 to $3000 depending on the housing type, number of rooms in the apartment rented, level of luxurious living) or monthly mortgage payments (if you bought a home)
- pay your utilities (you pay for all the 24-hour light, gas, Internet and running water that you enjoy - $100 to $350 on average depending on your level of usage)
- pay your monthly phone bill ($50 on average)
- pay your monthly auto loan (anywhere from $250 to $400)
- pay your monthly car insurance (anywhere from $80 to as high as $500 depending on how often you get into accidents, if you constantly get police tickets for overspeeding, running the red/stop light/sign etc. which stay on your driving record and bump up your monthly payments)
- pay for gassing up for your car ($100 on average)
- pay for feeding/groceries ($100 on average, that is if you can cook, which saves you more money than eating out)
- credit card bills/debt (if you accumulate any)
- miscellaneous expenses (such as parking tickets, tolls, relatives back home etc.)

Miscellaneous expenses: maybe in some months you manage to squeeze out $100 per month to save $500 and before you know it your family relative calls you from Nigeria telling you how they are suffering asking you to send them ordinary $1,000 so that they can start enjoying life. You look at your savings and you barely have $500 saved up and you don't know how to communicate this to your relative after all you already boasted to them sometime ago that you earn 6 figures per year. These calls just never stop coming in regularly. Now you are stuck in the rat race of majority of Americans - living from paycheck to paycheck and you dare cannot afford to lose your job.

At the end of the month, you are left with nothing as you struggle month to month servicing your $200k debt in student loans. High ROI isn't it?
It would be so easy for you to imagine an adjusted $81,000 per annum salary on a debt of over $200,000 as good ROI.

Youthful exuberance sometimes makes us forget that we will grow old someday.

We wish not though...

I said it that one day, the real citizens of this country will arise.

Nigeria will not sleep forever. One day, monkey go go market, e no go come back

Thegeneralqueen:
All for the media

WAT have you ever done for ppl

Guys help me to thank @lincoffm, I have benefitted from his kind gesture. It's real and it's a sign that there are still good people in Nigeria.

May God bless you bro.

Lincoffm is number 1.

Guys help me to thank @lincoffm, I have benefitted from his kind gesture. It's real and it's a sign that there are still good people in Nigeria.

May God bless you bro.

Lincoffm is number 1.

FUCKU:

Stop prioritizing women! stop seeing women as your God!. no dey fall our hands!. Stop sounding like a sex starved pervert. Channel your mind to something productive.

And your moniker is fucku??

Ndi ome abuo

ClintonEmex:
Nigerians will always react, but to get their PVCs is a problem.

The thing tire me

leggo:


And you are also quite pathetic for agreeing with a sexist assertion.

Good day

LOL. I understand. Now I do.

leggo:


Admonishing someone perpetuating folly is not hate.

Be Smart

You were insulting, not admonishing. He only concurred to what Yul said. You insulted him without reason.

And I quite agree with Yul and him as well. All I'm saying is that it was needless to call him pathetic and all that cuz of what he said.

If you were standing in front of him, maybe you could have killed him. Stop the hate and be smart yourself

igbodefender:
Hian! Someone asked a question because he wants to learn and you respond by calling him ignorant. But you still did not answer the question. Try again.

Bro plenty fools de Nairaland