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Jokes Etc / December 1st Baby Boy Mans. by sunnyzik(m): 4:09pm On Dec 01, 2012
A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened
the village doctor in the middle of the
night saying:
"Doc!Doc!Come fast now! Is ma wife man!
Her water is broken man! She is about
born a child man!" The doctor came over and told the father
"Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp
higher now!"
The father-to-be, obliged, and behold, a
baby's cry was soon heard.
...... The father cried out: "Praise the Lord! A boy!
I is the proud father of A baby boy man!" The doctor again told the father, "Hold the
lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now
man!".
The father again complied, and to be sure,
another cry was heard. The father
excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I got twins! I is doubly blessed! Glory be to God!" The doctor instructed, "Hold the lamp
higher! Hold the lamp higher now!"
Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard! The
father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous
tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank ya Jesus." The doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp
higher!. Hold the lamp higher now man!",
and a short while yet a FOURTH cry was
heard.
The father said nothing, being lost in deep
thought. The doctor for a fifth time commanded
"Hold the lamp higher man! Hold the lamp
higher now!"
The father then asked; "Doc, me think we
off the light now man. You think maybe is
the light that attracting' them=D....hapi nu month
Romance / Imagine A 16yr Old Gurl Tempting Me by sunnyzik(m): 5:01pm On Nov 24, 2012
Before i gained admsion 1n2 sku..dis yr..there ws dis gurl,alwayx disturbin me @home..then i wasnt ready 4 any relatinship.bt she ws constant in her attempt 2 av me...wit tym i started noding 2d tunes of her music....then i was in colege..on some occasions i wud Skip sku nd branch her plce.while every1 ws away..she wud lock all d.doors.. Half drexed ,she wud b doin some magic which wud raise my temp.bt wen it stats goin beyond control i wud alwazz find a way 2escape hher trap...dis contind until i gaind admision 2d uni...nw iam bk 4holidae...she wud b callin every moment..iam nt ready a relationship.last nit @ abt to 12, she was flahing nd wisperin by my window.i had 2come out.cos she might wake others...up till bt 2am.we were talkin..kissin.nd some minor stuffs..she said she really loves me..bt iam tinkin she is just xperimentin on some of thosehome videos. She is just 16.nd 1am 21...my hrt beats faster each time i tink of her..not 2 talk of being wit her.....iam afraid.cos i dnt want2loose my vrginity now.wit a girl iam nt sure of...pls advice me
Jokes Etc / Grammer Tinzz by sunnyzik(m): 3:43pm On Nov 24, 2012
What is the meanin of dis grama...

Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices, would b advised 2refrain from catapultin perilous projectiles...
Jokes Etc / Re: Stupidity Is When A Man Is Sleeping With..... by sunnyzik(m): 2:40pm On Nov 24, 2012
Its called backbitting

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Most Dangerous Jobs In Nigeria by sunnyzik(m): 1:32pm On Nov 24, 2012
Workin in local govt. Counsil...no salary for d past 5mnths
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Most Dangerous Jobs In Nigeria by sunnyzik(m): 1:29pm On Nov 24, 2012
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