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Politics / Re: Osanebi Ossai Buys A Range Rover Sport For Onwubolu Benjamin by Sweetlemon(f): 1:06pm On Oct 28, 2016
The idiotic fans of avengers won't see this now o. Later they will be blaming the North for self-inflicted ND issues.

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Career / Re: MTN Laying Off Over 4000 Workers, Happening Right Now by Sweetlemon(f): 12:04am On Oct 01, 2016
This has nothing to do with recession. They have been planning this since early last year. Maybe even earlier.
Speaking as an mtn ex contract staff.
Politics / Re: Godwin Obaseki Addresses A Huge Crowd Of Supporters At Ringroad (photos) by Sweetlemon(f): 10:15pm On Sep 29, 2016
otokx:
How did PDP want to defeat a man whose names have God, Win and Oba inside it?

Epic! grin
Politics / Re: Finally Aisha Buhari Poses With Michelle Obama by Sweetlemon(f): 6:07am On Sep 20, 2016
Chanchit:
What is 'finally' she go give her ticket to heaven after snapping with her, btw Mitchel would be out of office by January, Aisha just start her own and when Mitchel leaves office 80% of the power is gone.

But you guys were dating to do so all this while. Michelle leaving office soon has nothing to do with the importance of the event at the moment.
Learn how to loose gracefully without resorting to tantrums.

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Travel / Re: Change: 100 Most Powerful Passports In The World, 2015 Vs 2016. by Sweetlemon(f): 10:57pm On Sep 09, 2016
Where is the American passport? Can't even find it on the list. This should be the most powerful. I doubt this list is correct.
Food / Re: Amala Pictures That Will Make You Drool Like Nothing Else Can by Sweetlemon(f): 8:15pm On Sep 08, 2016
Benjom:
Count me out of number six but others na till death do them part.

Number seven is amala and "shaki" not "ponmo".

Me sef no understand that number 6.
Politics / Re: Niger Delta Avengers Cease Attacks On Pipelines by Sweetlemon(f): 7:32am On Aug 30, 2016
MILFangela:
Bloody effing cowards !! I thought they threatened to declare Niger Delta Republic on the 1st of October.

Their gut failed them when they got wind of the unprecedented amoount of ammunition and ordnance the Nigerian Army deployed the the Delta creeks in pursuance of Exercise Crocodile Smile.

Thank God common sense prevailed over them. The Nigerian Army had the intention of smashing them to smitherens and turning the whole Delta creeks to a huge military garrison

cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Goodbye To Oil? Nigeria Hits Big Money In Freshly Discovered Mineral Resourse by Sweetlemon(f): 7:27am On Aug 30, 2016
molydonhenry:
So Op you will chose nickel before crude oil?

Don't forget the price of oiyel has been crashing. It may become less than $20 in the not too distant future.

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Politics / Re: Niger Delta Militants Agree To Stop Bombing Of Oil Pipelines by Sweetlemon(f): 6:36am On Aug 30, 2016
Why nau? It's not enough nau. Pls continue o. In fact you keep bombing until the whole region is nuked to the ground.
Romance / Re: Man Buys His UNILAG Girlfriend A Car For Accepting His Proposal by Sweetlemon(f): 6:22am On Aug 30, 2016
See how jealous insecure mumu guys are complaining. Did the guy use your money to buy the car? If he feels the girl is worth it what is anyone's concern?

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Romance / Re: After Several Abortions He Wants To Leave, I'd Rather Kill Us Both. by Sweetlemon(f): 6:10pm On Aug 29, 2016
I'm sorry but I have no sympathy for these kinds of sob stories. The lady is just as guilty as the guy.
Celebrities / Re: Gorgeous Nigerian Celebrities That Are Yoruba Men by Sweetlemon(f): 9:41pm On Aug 21, 2016
YorubaThunder:


Haven't you ever noticed how the mods"suddenly wake up" when Yorubas start giving Ibos 10x the insult they give Yorubas in politics section?

Ibos can dish insult, but when it comes to collecting it, they run to the mods.

You see afonja on frontpage, but should you use osu, it's a 2weeks ban.

They call themselves the "bravest", yet they can't take simple online insult grin grin grin

grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin biko I cannot laugh I beg.
Celebrities / Re: Gorgeous Nigerian Celebrities That Are Yoruba Men by Sweetlemon(f): 9:37pm On Aug 21, 2016
YorubaThunder:


Facial finer? You mean those effeminate looking boys? Sweetmelon, I think say you like better thing grin

I'm just being objective here. I can't lie that the Igbo guys there are facially finer. But the Yoruba guys have all the macho swag that can make a lady Hot. wink I actually prefer swag and sex appeal to facial looks in a man.

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Celebrities / Re: Gorgeous Nigerian Celebrities That Are Yoruba Men by Sweetlemon(f): 9:31pm On Aug 21, 2016
shy3xx:
Looool.

Igbos just got me banned cos they can't stand the resounding arse whooping Yoruba dons are giving them with this thread. grin grin

Why report me for a ban, when most of you have attacked me with all kinds of vitriol on the thread and I ignored almost everything? grin grin

These Igbo nyggahs are soft - weak beta males. grin

Had you banned? What for? After THEY started the insults from the very first page??

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Celebrities / Re: Gorgeous Nigerian Celebrities That Are Yoruba Men by Sweetlemon(f): 9:25pm On Aug 21, 2016
My judgement is that while the guys on the Igbo thread are facially finer, the Yoruba guys are more sexy and have that swag.

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Celebrities / Re: Gorgeous Nigerian Celebrities That Are Yoruba Men by Sweetlemon(f): 8:45pm On Aug 21, 2016
Why are Igbos disturbing this thread? Seriously ?

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Politics / Re: Mobil, Relocate Your Headquarters To Akwa-Ibom Or… - Militant Group Warns by Sweetlemon(f): 11:32pm On Aug 19, 2016
Shymm3xx:


Lol. You sure have a big arse mouth on you. If I were to return the favour, you'd take your wrapper tying arse with the emotional impulses that control your reasoning to the mods and start playing victim. You're Igbo and I still don't know what this conversation has to do with Igbo, especially since you lot are the ultimate parasites in the scheme of things. I guess you just can't help it cos you lot have this unhealthy fascination with Lagos and most of you want the city on it knees lol.

Lagos is the home of all functioning Nigerian seaports and I believe the only functioning airport for direct international flights in Nigeria. It's also the business/servicing/financial centre of Nigeria. So, at least 90% of Nigeria's revenue from customs, duties/charges, taxes etc. comes from Lagos and, I believe it has been like that from colonial Nigeria, to date. This alone should negate whatever fictitious crap you think the insufficient oil has contributed to the growth of Lagos.

With oil, Nigeria is still an utter poor country. So seal ya pie-hole about inconsequential oil.

As for you Igbos and your obsession with Lagos: when the time comes, your voyage out of Lagos would look like the way the Egyptians drove the Hyskos out of Upper Egypt. And you'll have to devise a means to part the Niger River cos it's going to be very scary lol.

What kind of cruelty is this mbok? Chai!

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Politics / Re: Mobil, Relocate Your Headquarters To Akwa-Ibom Or… - Militant Group Warns by Sweetlemon(f): 11:25pm On Aug 19, 2016
OsuIbo:
When Jonathan the greatest south south politician alive today was the president of this country you all wanted one Nigeria but immediately jonathan lost the presidency you now want a separate country for the south south. What a brilliant logic !

If you care to know, I am also a pro-secessionist. Because some of us dont foolishly blow up pipelines and other infrastructure in our region does not mean we arent exponent of self determination also.

Your masters might prefer to embrace militancy and violence; we will rather use tact and diplomacy

All these K.O you are giving these militant sympathizers. DiarisGodu o!

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Politics / Re: Mimiko's Cabinet Members Defect To APC by Sweetlemon(f): 6:44am On Aug 16, 2016
Lol. Since GEJ lost Mimiko has just been maintaining his lane.
His second term has not been successful at all and he's not even bothering with trying to "install" a successor. Either APC or Labour party is winning the next elections.

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Politics / Re: Niger-Delta Greenland Justice Mandate Blows Up Pipe Line In Delta by Sweetlemon(f): 11:52pm On Aug 10, 2016
UmuEri:
I swear the thunder that will strike Buhari will come with a Table Of Contents (TOC)
During GEJ administration he gave the contract of securing the pipeline to the locals, because he understands that was the best shot. And besides, security is everybody's business and not restricted to the security agencies alone.



But the Anu 'mpama from Daura came and removed everything in the name of 'new sheriff in-town', and people were busy hailing him.

Now look at where it got us!


Well according to Rotimi Amaechi, speaking through Cynthia Whyte's voice, GEJ is the sponsor NDGJM.


Meanwhile this babe has something to say...


Oya zombie over to you!

Securing what pipelines? You mean turning militants into overnight billionaires?

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Politics / Re: Militants Kill Three Soldiers In Nembe, Disguised As Mourners (Graphic Pics) by Sweetlemon(f): 9:14pm On Aug 10, 2016
FowlYansh:
What did we to did to deserve this dullard sad

I thought you were the one hailing the militants when they started saying "as long as they are not killing people...."? Now they've started killing and you are now opening your "fowlyansh" to blame the dullard? Don't worry, they will soon turn to you, go and ask those in the NE how BH grew and started killing them. This is EXACTLY the same thing playing out.

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Dancing At Seyi's Wedding by Sweetlemon(f): 9:00pm On Aug 10, 2016
I'm seriously feeling that swagg. Even the other men are checking him out. grin

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Education / Re: My Sister Result Brain And Beauty..pics by Sweetlemon(f): 7:07pm On Aug 08, 2016
I just love when I see this combination of beauty and brains. Shuts up those bitter guys who toasted pretty girls and got turned down and the not-so-pretty ladies who like to console themselves that pretty girls dumb, not marriageable, bla bla bla.
Thumbs up to your sister!
Politics / Re: Photo Speak: Aisha Buhari Visited Qatar Not USA- Pics by Sweetlemon(f): 4:07am On Aug 08, 2016
shinarambo1:
let me shit on this thread.

Pls poo all over their already shitty heads!
What a bunch of sorry low lifers!

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Politics / Re: Photo Speak: Aisha Buhari Visited Qatar Not USA- Pics by Sweetlemon(f): 3:31am On Aug 08, 2016
Didn't you guys see a picture of her with American Senators

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Arrives Washington DC by Sweetlemon(f): 6:01am On Aug 04, 2016
arewafederation:


Fixed... grin

Wicked sombori grin grin

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Arrives Washington DC by Sweetlemon(f): 6:00am On Aug 04, 2016
YourNemesis:
The Wailers will still ask for pictures of her walking down Wall Street in New York buying Ugu to prove her innocence. grin cheesy
Just wait for it...

grin grin grin

Mbok don't mind those ugwu Ndi ara. mtcheeeeew.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari In Washington DC (VIDEO), Defies Critics by Sweetlemon(f): 5:55am On Aug 04, 2016
Watch how wailers have already changed gear and started saying she traveled with "diplomatic passport".
Never seen a more miserable set of election sore loosers in my entire life!

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Religion / Re: 10 Quotes Of Pastor Adeboye That Trended On Social Media by Sweetlemon(f): 11:24pm On Aug 02, 2016
The only problem I have is the don't marry outside RCCG part.
Religion / Re: "Don't Marry A Man Who Doesn't Have A Job" - Pastor Adeboye Advises Women (Video by Sweetlemon(f): 8:19pm On Aug 02, 2016
dokJ:
what of if the man is willing to work but job is not forth comin

Let him get it first. Is marriage a do or die affair

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Religion / Re: "Don't Marry A Man Who Doesn't Have A Job" - Pastor Adeboye Advises Women (Video by Sweetlemon(f): 8:17pm On Aug 02, 2016
Elzends:
1st don't marry outside rccg
Now, don't marry a man without a job


Redeem ladies go hear am

He's never said that we shouldn't marry outside RCCG.

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