who else is celebrating four years of no sex with....

folakemigeh:
I bought a bra, infact it was a push up bra and i realised the day I wore it, all eyes were staring at my boobs, i became so uncomfortable with unpleasant comments by both married men and single guys, that day i couldn't breathe.... Ikeja city mall 2015

Do you have any photo of you that time?
so that 1 can see and make my own comment

braimeddy:
Sex also kill man as well. Have u not heard of men that died of cardiac arrest?

is it sex that cause cardiac arrest??

since sex is very sweet I thought it is the cause of diabetes

or do we have sex arrest

so sex can actually kee

Tripleclick:
Loll...Sure.. But dnt u feel uncomfortable.. If u eventually get turned down

I feel sorry for them for turning me down.

I've told you that I don't have anything to loose, not even feelings

besides I do it in such a way that they don't need to turn me up or down.

women are tools for fun and specimen for experiment.


I'm just careful not break anyone's heart, I do it codedly.

Tripleclick:
Loll...Sure.. But dnt u feel uncomfortable.. If u eventually get turned down

OneKinGuy:

I was jes wondering how you got this knowledge?? how many have you experimented??

Hhenryy:
Liar! It doesn't apply to Nigerian/African women. Majority of them lay still like a log of wood during the act because they don't and cannot feel anything as most of them have been circumcised.

If they feel anything at all, it must be pain. So don't be deceived if a naija or African lady is screaming during sex and you start thinking you are doing something right. She is actually screaming because of the pains she is going through.

on a more serious note, I chike any beautiful girl that comes my way.... I have nothing to loose.

Tripleclick:
Looll........ *faints*
Me de try sha.. might talk other issues with the girl... But to chick her? That one is a big mountain to climb

This apc govt sha don make all man to loose their mind of humour abi na sense of humour.

it will not be beta for Buhari I swear

op, which kind whinning be this na, I still dey struggle to get full tank for my LEGEDIZ BENZ, you come dey show me Range Rover!!!

Any way, I still get BIG DREAM

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EgbechoFaith2:
oya put your face here

my friend, that guy is a definition of ugly

EgbechoFaith:
no one is ugly... Doourh

I love Mr Ibu but it does not change the fact that he is ugly

EgbechoFaith:

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Follow through:
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That bwest is taking the spotlight, e be me like make I check it out o

we concluded that rich guys are compatible with all Nigerian girls....

JayCynic:
How to Make a Nigerian Girl Fall for You
1. Make money
2. Make Money
3. Make More Money
4. Get a G-wagon
Money brings the looks, the dress sense and errthang.

The cost of condom that time is not even up to N50 it should be around N5 to N15...
may be the father could not even afford it... what a waste

ReinaFarine:
And if only you daddy had used a condom. Just one condom of #50? It would have prevented this waste of space you've become that thinks relationship is something you should beat someone into accepting.

No wonder she left your stupid ass.

Almost everyday of my life I get all these advances from ladies... but lemme mention the ones I want you to know.
1. 2011 I travelled to Kaduna to learn trade, in that house was my boss younger sister, every night she comes to my room to play with me, she disvirgined me and from there it was sex every night... thank God we were not caught. every night sex stopped because I got admission.... I been won even forget about the admission....
2.2012, A female friend who is far older than me got jealous about my experience at Kaduna,she said she regretted not being the person that disvirgined me... to cut long story short, she travelled all the way from the west to my school in the east to kill me with sex... but I did not die... that faithful day we exhausted 4 packets of gold circle and yet she still want more raw, that was when I knew she was on a mission to kill me... Thank God I'm still alive telling the story.
3.2013, I was just there o, when one of my course mate came into my room that I should explain something to her, I did o, but she refused to go and was just all over me, whether she slept off I don't know all I know is that she was on my bed until around 11:59 pm, I touched her.. come and go, she did not move that was how I got the message and we had sex just like that. the most annoying part is that, subsequently she behaved as if we never had anything, girls can be very mean.
4.2014, I got born again became a religious leader on campus... that was when the art of seduction became more real. Success was a very beautiful girl, every guy wants her on campus but why she decided to seduce me was what I don't know, she tried but couldnt triumph over me... only grace kept me
5.2015, the way I fell for that girl still beat my imagination till today, she only wanted sex that day and she got it from me just like that o
6.from 2015 till now that I'm serving in Cross River state Calabar for that matter, you know the Calabar story na I've faced just too many temptations and seductions but I'm still celebrating 4years of no sex, only grace did it for me... that grace is Jesus Christ.

Finally, somebody made sense at last....

dealslip:
Please if you don't know a person don't spread evil about them. This woman is one of the most intelligent women I have met. She is quick, aware and smart. It is unfortunate people just open their mouths and spew rubbish. If Nigeria doesn't give women like this a chance, they will be shooting themselves in the foot. Most of the people in CBN came from the Banking sector not just some people nominated randomly. Ashawo can get you to the level of SBE in banking after that only intelligence can push you further, banking isn't about only deposit you know it takes you to be quite versatile to handle certain transaction.

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if you see the way this thread take weak me enh.... you go pity me...
meanwhile, he no go better for Buhari

I blatantly refused to click that link

can somebody remind op that we are in 2018!!!

how did you loose your sense of humor??
is it the hardship in the country...
OK, answer this simple questions...
where is Nigeria located in West Africa ? na who sing 30billion by Davido??
if you can't answer these questions, my sister your case is different

Evablizin:

What is the difference between suicide and killing herself?

the next breaking news will be that she have killed herself....
it's better she commits suicide than to kill herself o!!
meanwhile, e no go better for Buhari

op, your village people are very proud of you, why can't you be proud of yourself and tell us the truth ....

macmiral:
people can be funny at times and go a long way to do the impossible

check out this funny picture a Facebook user posted



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I nova drive manual talk more of automatic. but I promise to use one leg for automatic. vision 2023

you have really gathered enough experience in this business o
"exes"
you never can tell what they are calling you may be olosho

QueenSuccubus:





My exes are not a big fan of animals...NONE OF THEM...

QueenSuccubus:



Yeah...

who know the kind of animal they named you after?
may be, tolontolo and the other one lizard

QueenSuccubus:


Nice name MARSHMALLOW


I got 2 male pups at the moment and i name them after my exes, soon they will do the same thing what his neighbour did to his bitch..

fatherrrrr!!! lord!!