Nairaland Forum

LADIES:

THESE ARE HOW TO MAKE WE MEN HAPPY

1. Don't ask us for money

2. Sleep with us

3. Leave us with peace

4. Don't check our phone (Msgs)

5. Don't bother us with our movements

6.Do the laundry ,keep his house clean

8. Feed us at the right time,

9. Don't ask who is that lady who is calling ..

SO LADIES WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT ALL THESE SIMPLE RULEs?

Nigeria,namibia,southafrica(capetown)anddubai.

those guys who stole 3million+ rand...that'­s a inside job and very CLEaN...all the security can tell is that the CRIMINALS entered through the Roof ,I heard it was Bieber's pocket money ,lolz. Salute 2 those guys

This poo don't work on my phone

[b][/b]heared!!!

Emenike did forgot he's a nigerian!!!

Go hug transformer my bru!!!you think nah everybody dey born pinlin like yu?

bendazum: This one caught my attention.We are still planning during what,'getting intimate'?Am lost for speech. You married someone since 2005 and this is 2013.Still planning to have kids!Na waoh! !Whatever happened to consummating the marriage? 8 years still planning?!

I DON PROVOKE!!!

Ma bro,how far?

omar22: I agree with everything he said, but the main fact here is that our fans cant see pass the bridge of their nose, can someone tell me among the list of player been picked who is in a better shape than Osazi?

Forwards:

Ahmed Musa (CSKA Moscow, Russia); Bench warmers
Emmanuel Emenike (Spartak Moscow, Russia); Bench warmers
Brown Ideye (Dynamo Kyiv, Ukraine); Bench warmers
Victor Moses (Chelsea FC, England); Winger
Uche Kalu (Rizespor, Turkey); WHO?
Bright Dike (Portland Timbers, USA); WHO?
Shola Ameobi (Newcastle FC, England); Bench warmers
Ikechukwu Uche (Villarreal FC, Spain); Bench warmers
Ejike Uzoenyi (Enugu Rangers, Nigeria); WHO Plyaers Keshi wants to help get a club in Europe at a prize (??% of his wages)
Sunday Mba (Enugu Rangers, Nigeria) WHO Same as above


What Happened to Martins, Anichebe at least we could verify his age not those who cant run once we reach the quarter final stage.. Yes Osazi could be poison in the camp but he is far better than all those who have paid to get into team!

If nigeria fit win this match...steven keshi don join illunati bi dat ooo......

I had a dreamn dis morning that super eagle scored more than 3goals..mark my words my name is joseph!!

@ poster,dats the best yobo can do!!you too do yours....

He is old enough to retire!

Anothe gradute from nigeria!!

yuzedo: At list he didn't did dis once over twinta.

Osanze is a good guys and very dedicate. I fill bad all this is happens to him instead of that karagulated mechionu guy mikel who does big mens for Super eagle but still call him all the time.

Osaze, i wish you well in your carrier. Goodbye to national team my grate broda of life.

That girl really looks like that yoruba rude actress TOYIN AIMAKU

I wonder oo,when millions are out there making millions...una dey here dey give silly argument..ama out.

Yu no dey watch tv ni photoshop nko photokios ni..

akereconfi: Photoshop ni......take a look @ obama'z leg......abi naa azonto him wan dance....

I see so many Photoshop trash makin frontpage these days.......all these Mods

Me too eat corn for capetown.

@timmy 1999..now you dey form familiarity @timmy 1999..now you dey form familiarity

Pls can yu get me a invitation to somalia....?

Witch kind wastage of my time be this...alldoll i open my tooth,buy buy.

We all have HIV ;DWe all have HIV

Bleep him who cares,shits like him care...

This whole post thing to me is effed,different comments here and there,mass protest is best to stops shits anywhere in the world.......am sick and tired of my country.

This isnt joke section bro.

@op Not all 9ja dey suffer here o o o,,,people like you discouraged me not to come to southy at first,me am proud to be here and living fine,

@dondav,i will not advise you not to come to sa,but you might likely face what thousands of nigerians are facing here..

I think the govt here in southafrica is up for something,ashlyum seekers from ghana,nigeria ,and mali were arrested and detained in my present on thursday,later this morning I heard they have been deported.this is just a big slap on us ,

Austria or luxenburg

@x-fire, i think that is just naturally unfair, nobody bi superman.,yu just a big fool.

@gulu The fact is that I never disclosed how much I have so mr, why yu wan break ur head unneccesarily ?

thanks all.* God bless