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Phones / Re: MTN To Acquire DSTV And Gotv by Timelezz: 9:21pm On May 20, 2017
postmann:


There're facts in what you said. But GLO... !
still better than mtn
Phones / Re: MTN To Acquire DSTV And Gotv by Timelezz: 8:29pm On May 20, 2017
metroparrot:


The offer of MultiChoice Africa will not affect the South African division of the TV network although the plans have not been made public.



So dstv intends offloading thier exploitation of Africans to another south African company that has mastered the art of corporate thievery and profiteering while sparing their customers in south Africa.

Time for Nigerians to do the needful; ditch mtn and dstv for ctl and glo or any other telecom until these animals from Zululand bring same service they deliver in south Africa back here .

The ANC Government is officially one of the most corrupt government in Africa and is robbing white firms (dstv) blind through BEE and they are selling out or risk bankruptcy.

And they are using Nigerian patronage to offset official mismanagement.

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Romance / Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by Timelezz: 7:19pm On May 20, 2017
postmann:


Shiit always brews.

I need time to get a new email and all that.
take time, we dey chike you.
Romance / Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by Timelezz: 6:53pm On May 20, 2017
postmann:


I have but I'll need a new ID. Lost the previous one.
so? Of course you'll need a new ID. Get it done and i will add you up. Shiit's brewing. Hahahaha, just kidding.
Romance / Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by Timelezz: 6:41pm On May 20, 2017
postmann:


grin grin grin

see ya big teeth. Download BBM, abeg.
Romance / Re: Any Lady That Expects Her Husband To Be With Only Her Is Plain Stupid by Timelezz: 6:04pm On May 20, 2017
PaulKillerman:
Hello my beautiful people and good men.
My name is Paul Killerman, and I want to unearth some gospel truth women need to understand and live with before venturing into that narrow journey of matrimony . My write up target population are Young Ladies

Like most pray and hope for an utopian society but in reality that can never be, as nature abhors perfection, and a society can never be perfect, but will rather strive towards perfection, for humans are by nature imperfect and can never abode in a perfect society

The above sageful saying , can be somewhat adapted to what I'm about to unearth! .
As young children, most if not all, ladies, dream of a perfect marriage where they are in blissful harmony cum union with just a spouse that will be their prince Charming , adore them like Gem being with only them, but repeatedly time and time again it has been ratified that that isn't the case and can never be and some clever women are already living up to that and accepting their fate..

It is silly for a young girl to believe after she ties the knot her husband will be with only her, that is silly and I dare to write about the stupidest thing I am yet to come to terms with, Factually, the physiology of a man does not warrant him to be with just one woman; viz a viz; the sex hormone in humans is more than 20x in men as it is in women; that alone drives them to want to explore beautiful and alluring figures they get to see by the day.
Women are like flowers and will definitely wither as the years go by; however that isn't the case for the male folks,who blossom especially when blessed with that wealth of el Dorado. So I think it will be rather unfair, unbalanced and devoid of logic for the female folks to use their standards in judging the men; it will be illogical and lacking in sound judgement, if you put these nuances into perspective you will get to understand why men needs to "explore" varieties..
So I for one, think the female folks should be more concerned about the following
1) A man that respects and adores you , and will never flaunt his lewd acts to your face
2) a man who sees his family as first and foremost before any other thing in the world
3) A man who is health conscious and protects himself while on his hedonistic sexcapades
4) A man who will first spend on his family and make sure they are comfortable before looking outside...

When u have all these in a man , that's all u need from your man as a woman, going about policing him not to explore is rather being unreasonable and asking for way too much...

This is my advice to the female folks, u can choose to accept or garbage it, make the choose
But as a sage once said "The realisation of reality is the beginning of wisdom ".

God bless us all as we lead good lives;
I remain Paulkillerman...
There are few men who have resisted the urge of nature and remained faithful in matrimony.

But the truth is as men find it hard to maintain sexual fidelity, so do women find it hard to refrain from verbal flirting. So it evened out.

If men should want women to accept sexual unfaithfulness as biological truth, then they should expect emotional and unfaithfulness from women as well.

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Romance / Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by Timelezz: 5:25pm On May 20, 2017
postmann:


Foolish!

I knew when Hellraixer was dormant one other Avatar must be alive somewhere.

Few clicks and here you are at the podium delivering dark sermons.

grin
big-pricked pastor, you haven't downloaded BBM yet?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Paid €2million Ransom For 82 Chibok Girls' Release - BBC Source by Timelezz: 11:17am On May 20, 2017
ikorodureporta:



Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/chibok_girls
I have always known the APC Government led by Buhari is useless but paying that stupendous sum is only empowering the terrorists to gain much foothold. € 2million ? That amount could buy enough armoury to blow the Nigerian military apart.

But I'm persuaded to believe APC masterminded this kidnap! So they knew the terrorists and actually negotiated with them.

What the hell did they do with the so-called arrested Boko Haram terrorists?
Romance / Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by Timelezz: 10:22am On May 20, 2017
Lalas247:


Lol spoilt child .. dont spoil me o
on the contrary, I want to enliven you body and soul.

Remove the veil from off your eyes, make you breath without fear of breath faltering.

Your ass is truly worthy of an unbending dick like mine. And your soul needs a soldier to soldier you through the mesh of clowns in your midst.

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Romance / Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by Timelezz: 10:13am On May 20, 2017
Aderola15:


Hahahaha grin cheesy grin

Oh my.... Coming from Le zz shocked shocked


I gat feeling, that today's gonna be a good day. wink


You're all the requirement to make it a good day for me. I'm dying to know if your voice is as hearty as your looks.
Romance / Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by Timelezz: 10:07am On May 20, 2017
AHCB:
Ah! Indeed it is you, the timelord timelezz. I've read tales of your quest here, where you annihilated miserable/insufferable homo erectus. That is, the ones who tell lies, backbite, blackmail, deceive, lie, beg, give out nude pics, and my least favourite, the ones who join 'bad gang' after being restlessly exposed by you and yours. Not forgetting the ones who are dumber than dumb.

Might I beseech you to continue to suffer them beyond recognition? Never forget, you're a timelord and Time is nothing but your foot stool. grin

Amen!
purely exaggerations, my brother. The dumb ones and betrayers may run their little circus show for all i care, the only problem is always when they managed to tag me along.

Just once is enough, and it becomes a lifetime of annihilation.

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Romance / Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by Timelezz: 9:23am On May 20, 2017
Lalas247:

Haha just visualising it grin
It's veiny and slightly cocked to an angle so you can feel the jagged surface during penetration.

I like it slow at first until your body is liquidised enough to take savage thrusts. I want to see your ass of life bounce and jiggle to the beat when I bear down on you.
Romance / Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by Timelezz: 9:13am On May 20, 2017
Lalas247:

Lol my darling lezz embarassed missed you glad you've come back to your senses kiss happy belated by the way
Dat Aderola15 me n her in waist competition grin
sorry, dear, you mistake me for someone else.

Aderola's waist provokes my strength. So many things I could do to her. Yours keeps the string in my schlong mercilessly strained.
Romance / Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by Timelezz: 9:09am On May 20, 2017
Mariinee:
My brother's wife,you don't joke with. undecided undecided

Cc: Aderola15
That girl normalises my pulse rate and stabilise the beatings of my heart. Call her my pacifier.

One look at her over my amoled, and I'm already declaring she's bone of my bones.

Tell your brother, she's found her future.
Romance / Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by Timelezz: 8:59am On May 20, 2017
Lalas247:

Haha I will comment
When i gpsee the useless reasons why they are broke wink
Lol yes noticed they hiding .. mayb add free recharge card to topic
Lala the bomb ass, all bumbaesed grin

I love the recharge card angle. But I'm never one to demand the financial viability of females before seeking them out.

Girls like aderola15, her waist is worth all the monies in the CBN

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Romance / Re: How Often Should Couples Fúck? by Timelezz: 10:14pm On May 19, 2017
Saintsammurai:
lol the constant calling of mods in romance session has killed this session..
Its annoying.
that's why we are recording less traffic. People use mod to settle personal scores and to witch-hunt.

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Crime / Re: Navy Officials Kill Jobs Seekers At Warri Refinery (Photos) by Timelezz: 6:30pm On May 13, 2017
psucc:
I think it's time the youths rise against these security agencies.

Wednesday in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State it was an army officer attached to a Chinese that shot a judiciary staff.
Army officer attached to a civilian--a foreigner at that?

Nigeria is finished
Travel / Re: Man's Car Somersaults 3 Times And He Survives (Photos) by Timelezz: 8:25pm On May 08, 2017
viviangist:
@VIVIANGIST

Read according to Emmanuel Jnr Eljay below:

"Heavenly Father I Am Very Grateful To Be Counted Among The Living Today,the Devil Was At Work Today And Tried To Claim My Life On My Way Back To School,after Summersaulting 3times On The High Way I Came Out Alive.thank You Lord For Being Merciful.
All I Have To Say Is Thank You Lord"

SOURCE - http://www.viviangist.net/man-survives-road-accident-after-somersaulting-3-times-pictures


Thank God for sparing your life. But the devil wasn't trying to take your life. Your tyre got burst and you slammed your foot on the brake. Vehicle somersaulted.

Next time, keep your foot off the brakes and concentrate on controlling the car.
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Obiorathesubtle by Timelezz: 4:05pm On May 08, 2017
Happy birthday, Obi. Wishing you all the best in life.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Timelezz: 10:44am On Apr 09, 2017
Imithea:


Me too! smiley
But at times like now, it's hala madrid!
Can't have the cup in Camp nou/Nou camp...don't know, don't care.



Can't wait to give le.z.z sh!t about it. grin
It's just a 3 point lead. grin
Health / Re: Okechukwu Ozumba: US Arrests Doctor For ‘Sexually Assaulting’ Patients by Timelezz: 10:41am On Apr 09, 2017
Ishilove:

I can just imagine. Brown sheets and purple pillow case? cheesy
Hahahaha , not nearly. Those are your favourite colours?

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