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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: FA Cup Final (1 - 0) On 19th May 2018 by Tobilexy: 1:49pm On May 19, 2018
both team to score 2 odds
Romance / Re: What To Do If A Babe Complains You Dont Flaunt Her On Social Media by Tobilexy: 5:22pm On Aug 30, 2017
Sniper12:
Use whatsapp status, edit who can view it (to only her) . case closed angry angry.

Bleep i thought of dis shit ysterday nigga! u think way ma line laughing in slow motion ah ah!
Romance / 30 Dating Rules To Remember by Tobilexy: 12:55am On Aug 02, 2017
The following list has been compiled as the result of
insights on these forums as well some personal
experiences and sources. Now, in life there are sometimes exceptions to rules, but in general these rules should be followed. Also, some of these aren't "rules" per se, but more like observations or insights. Enjoy.

RULE 1: Women communicate in two modes: the way
things are, and the way they WISH things were.
Whenever in doubt, assume it's the latter choice.

RULE 2: Women desire attention the same way that
guys desire sex. Give attention sparingly. This is your
currency.

RULE 3: Do not become so invested in any one girl
that you cannot simply walk away.

RULE 4: Confidence attracts women even more than
good looks. This is why you see fat, ugly, or dumpy
guys with hot chicks.

RULE 5: Desperation repels women. You will attract
more women when you don't care if you're attracting
women.

RULE 6: After getting a girl's phone number, wait at
least two days to call her to avoid appearing
desperate.

RULE 7: Use the phone only to set up dates. Not to
talk about weather, current events, how her day went,
etc. Save that conversation for the date.

RULE 8: If you call a girl and get an answering
machine, don't leave a message. Just try again
another time. Girls, as a general rule, do not return
phone calls.

RULE 9: First dates should be short and creative. NO
"dinner and a movie". Things involving some activity
are best: pool, bowling, roller blading, mini-golf,
dancing, etc. Keep it FUN.

RULE 10: Do not give gifts early in the relationship.
Doing so makes it appear as though you are
attempting to purchase affection.

RULE 11: Girls will test guys to see how much they
can skate by with. Do not be tempted to give in.
Speak your opinions, stand by your convictions, and
don't put up with excessive amounts of BS.

RULE 12: A person can only take advantage of you as
much as you let them.

RULE 13: There is no such thing as a "soulmate" or
"the one". It doesn't exist. There are millions of girls
out there, though, and many of them have the traits
you are looking for.

RULE 14: Don't put any woman up on a pedestal. You
risk not being able to reach her. Women are people
too... or so I'm told.

RULE 15: If a woman disrespects you or your time,
particularly early in the relationship, don't hesitate to
get rid of her. NEXT!

RULE 16: No relationship is a committed one until
both people agree that it is. Until then, anything is fair
game for both parties involved.

RULE 17: Never be the one that says, "I love you"
first.

RULE 18: The challenge is part of the fun. Don't
short-change the girl. Let her pursue you. The harder
something is to obtain, the more valuable it is
perceived to be.

RULE 19: If a girl cheats on you, she is gone. No
exceptions.

RULE 20: Never date a girl who has more problems
than you do.

RULE 21: Do not date girls from work. Work is
stressful enough.

RULE 22: Dating is a "numbers game". Accept the
fact that you're going to get rejected more times than
not. Suck it up and get back out there.

RULE 23: Getting advice about women from a woman
is like asking Osama bin Laden to tell you the
locations of all his terrorist camps.

RULE 24: Where women are concerned, pay more
attention to what they do than what they say.

RULE 25: Realize that women are tricky, lying,
manipulative, devious, scheming, sneaky, cunning,
calculating, shrewd, and Machiavellian creatures. Love
them anyway.

RULE 26: Bros before hoes. Any girl that can be
stolen from your best friend isn't worth stealing from
your best friend.

RULE 27: Stay away from your ex. Chances are that
you won't be able to get back with her. Chances are
also good that if you DO succeed in getting back with
your ex, you'll wish that you hadn't.

RULE 28: Don't reveal too much about yourself too
soon. Remain a mystery.

RULE 29: Girls are not the only thing in life. Have
other things in your life that excite you.

RULE 30: If you aren't sure about when to bend or
break a rule, go with your instinct. If it's wrong, that's
a good lesson for next time... and there's always a
next time.

suave#
Romance / Re: How To Deal With People With Low Emotional Quotient (EQ) by Tobilexy: 11:17pm On Jun 07, 2017
i lose interest in people easily and sometimes my feelings go on and off like a switch.
Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With Travel Motion Sickness? by Tobilexy: 9:18pm On May 07, 2017
take bitter lemon drink
Romance / Re: Who Else Wants A Free E-book - Strictly On How To Start Blogging For Beginners by Tobilexy: 11:05am On Apr 19, 2017
shittuoluwatobi5@gmail.com thanks
Religion / Is The Crucifixion Not Synonymous To Human Sacrifice? by Tobilexy: 9:06am On Apr 16, 2017
He died to save the world as presupposed, similarly, Human sacrifice is used as a propitiatory sacrifice to appease the gods and to ritually cleanse the community.


Human beings as an offering to a god and as part of a
ritual. The victims are usually killed in a ritualistic way that is meant to appease the gods or the spirits. The concept of sacrifice is not bereft in Christianity as it is in African religion

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Religion / Thank God It's 'Good' Friday by Tobilexy: 8:18am On Apr 14, 2017
The acronym TGIF is not new to us. The rationale is to thank God for another weekend with a relaxational and funfilled expectation. Lo!

This Friday is different, it is good Friday. What constitutes the prefix ‘good’ is the salvation manifestation of Jesus that this day reminds. It wasn’t funfilled for Him yet the Joy was set to save humankind. He was scourged, forced to bear the Crossbeam.

The nails were driven through the wrist and feet. It took hours of hideous pain as the extremities turned slowly gangrenous.

Death was caused by loss of blood circulation and coronary failure. Jesus suffered the most painful and degrading form of capital punishment of ancient Rome.

However, the Cross became also the means by which Jesus became the atoning sacrifice for our sins. It also became a symbol for the sacrifice of self in discipleship (Rom 12:1) and for the death of self to the world (Mark 8:34). Hence, the salvation makes the Friday good! You can make it a better Friday by accepting this salvation offer.

Also, make it the best Friday by sharing the goodnews! Thank God Its Good Friday (TGIGF)! God bless.

https://zaccheausgbengaayobami./2017/04/14/thank-god-its-good-friday/

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Inter-Bank Settlement System (NIBSS) Recruitment 2017 by Tobilexy: 1:39pm On Apr 13, 2017
distinctwallex:
I did it on my phone, the test was crazy o,especially the numerical reasoning, but I have a fear, when I was calculating on a rough sheet of paper,my phone screen locked and by the time I unlock it,it returned me back to the starting page and I had to re-enter my details and start all over again, I hope it won't be considered as a multiple attempt ooo...anyone with clue about this plsss oooo
nop I doubt if it will be considered as multiple attempt provided you didn't submit twice

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Inter-Bank Settlement System (NIBSS) Recruitment 2017 by Tobilexy: 1:30pm On Apr 13, 2017
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Inter-Bank Settlement System (NIBSS) Recruitment 2017 by Tobilexy: 12:55pm On Apr 13, 2017
You are advised to click the SUBMIT BUTTON on or before EXPIRATION of 1 hour.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Inter-Bank Settlement System (NIBSS) Recruitment 2017 by Tobilexy: 12:54pm On Apr 13, 2017
who iyaf finish?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Inter-Bank Settlement System (NIBSS) Recruitment 2017 by Tobilexy: 11:53am On Apr 13, 2017
Graysmooth:
Shit is catching me ooooooo, God Please Take Control!!!!
that's the advantage lol take it at ur covinience
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Inter-Bank Settlement System (NIBSS) Recruitment 2017 by Tobilexy: 11:52am On Apr 13, 2017
Graysmooth:
Shit is catching me ooooooo, God Please Take Control!!!!
that's the advantage take it at ur covinience

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Inter-Bank Settlement System (NIBSS) Recruitment 2017 by Tobilexy: 11:46am On Apr 13, 2017
I'm patiently waiting for someone to ask if one can use calculator lol!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fidelity Bank Recruitment For Graduate Trainee 2017 (Bsc And HND Only) by Tobilexy: 12:20pm On Mar 18, 2017
shittuoluwatobi5@gmail.com pls help with past question thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fidelity Bank Recruitment For Graduate Trainee 2017 (Bsc And HND Only) by Tobilexy: 12:20pm On Mar 18, 2017
shittuoluwatobi5@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fidelity Bank Recruitment For Graduate Trainee 2017 (Bsc And HND Only) by Tobilexy: 12:19pm On Mar 18, 2017
shittuoluwatobi5@gmail.com pls help with past question thank
Fashion / Re: Come In Here For Your Lovely Beads And Accessories by Tobilexy: 6:46pm On Mar 16, 2017
Amazing
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Job Vacancies For Tellers In Ilorin by Tobilexy: 7:13pm On Mar 03, 2017
shittuoluwatobi5@gmail.com for other jobs kindly notify thanks
Crime / XENOPHOBIA: A Brobdingnagian Offence Against Humanity And African Brotherhood by Tobilexy: 9:44am On Mar 02, 2017
It is quite ironical that a country that was formerly known for Apartheid struggle is now embracing Xenophobia, despite the level of enlightenment in this century. Without being skeptical, xenophobia is highly condemnable, irrespective of the causing factors, it indicates that there is a paradigm shift in the concept of African Brotherhood and peaceful co- existence, which had been maintained by our forebears since time immemorial. It is shameful that the pendulum of being a brother's keeper has swung to being a brother's Killer! Our Countrymen are ignorantly being murdered on the African soil. As a matter of fact, it is painful that 'black' men are shot with 'black' guns by 'black' hands for 'black' reasons. What an Aberration! This could have been a nightmare than this regretful reality that 'Cain' is brutally killing 'Abel' again for no just cause. As a matter of concern, where is the idea of "Umundu Amanda Umundu" advocated by Julius Nyerere? Arise! Nelson Mandela come and warn your children! Oh God of Peace, we need Your help to stop this brobdingnagian offence against humanity and African Brotherhood! #SayNoToXenophobiaAttacks

https:// zaccheausgbengaayobami./2017/03/02/ xenophobia-a-brobdingnagian-offence-against-humanity-and- african-brotherhood/
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fidelity Bank CBT by Tobilexy: 4:54pm On Feb 27, 2017
shittuoluwatobi5@gmail.com thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Invite From Dragnet For Sahara Group Test by Tobilexy: 10:14pm On Feb 24, 2017
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TV/Movies / Re: 10 Old School Commercials Mostly 80’s Kids Can Relate To by Tobilexy: 10:33pm On Feb 19, 2017
wat about éclairs sweet...
Romance / Re: Dating: U Don't Know Me Yet Response From Ladies What Next For Guys? by Tobilexy: 7:58pm On Feb 13, 2017
Garshyzee:
Something like this happened to me bro.. When i realized im being friendzoned.. I sharply gave her ultmatum... No long story..

We either date or we become distant friends.. sad sad.... . The answer i got was fair... winkproblem solved..



I suggest u do same bro.for the sake of ur emotions.
great idea quite thoughtful tho.
Romance / Re: Dating: U Don't Know Me Yet Response From Ladies What Next For Guys? by Tobilexy: 1:27pm On Feb 13, 2017
begging the question, talking generally if guys are found in this scenario of " u don't know me yet phrase" by a lady, when the " can we date" convo is striked by the guy. what could be the way forward?.
Romance / Re: Dating: U Don't Know Me Yet Response From Ladies What Next For Guys? by Tobilexy: 1:20pm On Feb 13, 2017
wow! just got her call shes cheking by my place at evening dusk.
Romance / Re: Dating: U Don't Know Me Yet Response From Ladies What Next For Guys? by Tobilexy: 1:09pm On Feb 13, 2017
Truesapiosexual:
Wants to play hard to get when deep inside her she is actually longing to be your boo tongue tongue
Truesapiosexual what should i do oo hard to get ke! cause icld give up easily no time...

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