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I kept quiet because I knew that my Mum being a strict disciplinarian would have finished the man
CORRECTED:
I kept quiet because I enjoyed it.

3. Facial hair grows faster than any other hair on the body. I have facial hair and observed it too.
8. Women's hearts beat faster than men's. Because they fear easily too.

Man U/Rio Ferdinand

Afam4eva: The truth is that this collabo will break the back of PDP.

PDP don't have back, so there is nothing to break.

Zenas212: Chei! Our own don finish o. So na wetin ds FA wan do us, abi. We go surprise dem for sunday

I believe you!

KINGwax: Moral: sex is bad? Abi? Cos I dnt get d whole reason for ds story.
If both of them were sleepin, lion will still kill someone so wetin?

And both couldn't have gone to that bush to sleep.

Don’t Welcome Jonathan To Yobe-Borno, Arewa Citizens Action For Change Tells Youths Posted: March 7, 2013 - 01:54 President Goodluck Jonathan By SaharaReporters, New York Youths of the North-East geopolitical zone have been urged to shun President Goodluck Jonathan’s scheduled visit to the region, describing it as belated and face-saving. A statement signed by Mallam Nastura Ashhir Sherriff, on behalf of a coalition of Northern Youth Groups under the banner of Arewa Citizens Action for Change, said President Jonathan and his administration have nothing to offer the zone at this point of its isolation and devastation. "This visit is merely calculated to serve his already troubled 2015 continuity drive by an embarrassing desperation to ward off the widespread humiliation handed him by opposition progressive governors who recently dared all the deliberately created odds to present themselves at the heart of the Boko Haram conflict in Maiduguri," Sherrif said. He warned concerned citizens of the zone not to fall into the Jonathan’s trap by coming out in large numbers to welcome and cheer his entourage. "What it takes to be reliable leader is primarily the ability to have the courage to dare all odds for the sake of the people he leads just the way the progressive governors did and came out unscathed. "We must not forget that fellow unfortunate Nigerians were abandoned by Jonathan while his troops and the insurgents massacred them mercilessly particularly the youth, old people, women and children.” The statement said that while all that was going on, Jonathan stubbornly turned down all reasonable suggestions by concerned elders of the zone and people of the Northern region to halt the violence by merely visiting Yobe and Borno states in the manner of his late predecessor, Umaru Yar'Adua, who despite his failing health visited Jonathan's troubled creeks. "Jonathan deliberately ignored all calls for him to make even a meaningful pronouncement or merely visit the tensed areas, or simply agree to meaningful moves for dialogue. His arrogant denial was to the point of sacking his then security chief, Andrew Azazi for simply daring to tell the public part of the Boko Haram conspiracy. Sad still, he ignored calls for him to get his fellow South-South brothers variously arrested in connection with destructions of places of worship in North, presumably to heighten the flaring violence, manslaughter and general confusion," Sherrif said. Mr. Jonathan has been widely criticized for failing to find the courage to visit the zone while Boko Haram ruled the area with extreme violence. Critics believe his apparent change of heart, under the heaviest security blanket, is on account of the 2015 elections and the strong likelihood the president could find disastrous electoral returns in the area.

How could you have send the one you regard as a prodigal son, a son you have unjustfully treated like an outcast, to a very important mission requiring trust.
I see it as a revenge on SAF by the brave and ruthless nani.

You see, its a survival strategy devised by the girls and the boys are really using it. I can't imagine any other reason.

musKeeto: Heehehe, proof that christians don't need atheists to derail christian threads..

Enjoy yourselves, thou confused children and followers of one christ.

Mother church ko, foster church ni...

musKeeto! mmmhhu!

gabriel212:
OK! but if you pay attention to Ogun politics, you will understand d effect of d division within a party could generate. many who GEJ bliv are his loyalist wil be working against him. n,unlike d SW, d only way GEJ could redeemed his image is to forget d political diff. he has with the SW gov. to do massive construction otherwise, he will loose many electorate.
WATCH OUT!!!

Just as Nigeria economy does not follow laws of demand and supply, Nigeria politics does not follow any laid down poitical pattern. So, don't analyse politics here and hope on your expectations.

The answer is in the question. New year, New clothes. So what?

5alive: fatherless baby

Is there anything like "fatherless baby" Sure someone inpregnated her and thats her father probably "yet to be determined" but sure has a father.

slimyem: She don deliver person wey go take over the business...
Praises!!!

Wey go take over una business.

ASK THEM!

Say NO to tribalism.

chess guru:
Nah most likely at d end of the season. Just like RDM was used and dumped. Its pep that they are really after. Just watch ow dey will drop dis benitez like a hot potato whn pep is ready

"Interim" addressed your case or were you just passing.

Lasinoh: I lovvvit!
No sympathies!



As a SHARIA-believer. . . he shudda known berra.
Consolation? Not 'jungle justice'. . . LIKE WITH THE NAUSEATING ALUU 4 CHRISTIANS ALL OVER NIGERIA!



FANTASTIC!
You were warned before going there!
AT YOUR OWN RISK!

As a SHARIA-believer. . . he shudda know where it is safe to steal. With the remaining left hand he will do worse things.

The official Chelsea website outlines the career and achievements so far of the 52-year-old Spaniard appointed our interim first-team manager… The official Chelsea website outlines the career and achievements so far of the 52-year-old Spaniard appointed our interim first-team manager… Rafael Benitez started his coaching career on the staff at Real Madrid and enjoyed notable success in charge of the equivalent of youth and reserve teams. He also worked as first team assistant to Vicente Del Bosque. In 1995 he took charge of a senior side for the first time, at Real Valladolid. There followed another short spell at Osasuna and then appointments at Extremadura and Tenerife, both of whom he led into the Spanish top flight. In 2001 came the step up to one of the big clubs in Spanish football, Valencia, who had lost consecutive Champions League finals under Hector Cuper. With the arrival of Benitez they won their first La Liga title in 31 years and followed that 2002 success with another in 2004. Also that season they won the UEFA Cup, beating a Marseille side spearheaded by Didier Drogba in a final held in Gothenburg. Benitez resigned from the Mestalla the following summer and moved to Merseyside. In his first season there he was beaten in the League Cup final at Cardiff by Chelsea but went all the way in the Champions League, taking part in one of the most famous finals of all time. Liverpool were 3-0 down at half-time in Istanbul to Carlo Ancelotti's AC Milan. Benitez made a tactical switch and Liverpool tied the score at 3-3 inside 90 minutes before winning on penalties. The following August they beat CSKA Moscow to win the UEFA Super Cup and that second season resulted in a third-place domestic finish with Liverpool's highest points total since the Premier League began. They also made the FA Cup final, Cardiff again the venue with West Ham the team beaten on penalties this time. The major finals kept coming in Benitez's third Liverpool season but AC Milan had their revenge for 2005 in the 2007 Champions League decider in Athens. In 2008/09 Liverpool finished second in the Premier League, four points behind Manchester United, but with important players leaving or injured the following season, that was to be a league high point and in the summer of 2010 Benitez left Liverpool. He moved to Milan to take over from Madrid- bound Jose Mourinho at Internazionale and immediately won the Italian Super Cup, followed in the December by victory in the FIFA Club World Cup, on that occasion staged in the Middle East. However manager and club parted company just before Christmas. A native of Madrid, Benitez's career as a player was curtailed at the age of 26 by a knee injury. As would later be the case with his coaching, he began playing at Real Madrid and was working his way through the junior ranks towards first-team football when the injury first struck. He was playing for a Spanish National University Team in an international tournament. His career rise was subsequently slowed but he was able to play first team football for several seasons in the lower leagues in Spain until his coaching ambitions took over.

So, how do you expect this profile to fail. Thumbs up Benitez. How I wish you met your good friend Drogba.

The official Chelsea website outlines the career and achievements so far of the 52-year-old Spaniard appointed our interim first-team manager… The official Chelsea website outlines the career and achievements so far of the 52-year-old Spaniard appointed our interim first-team manager… Rafael Benitez started his coaching career on the staff at Real Madrid and enjoyed notable success in charge of the equivalent of youth and reserve teams. He also worked as first team assistant to Vicente Del Bosque. In 1995 he took charge of a senior side for the first time, at Real Valladolid. There followed another short spell at Osasuna and then appointments at Extremadura and Tenerife, both of whom he led into the Spanish top flight. In 2001 came the step up to one of the big clubs in Spanish football, Valencia, who had lost consecutive Champions League finals under Hector Cuper. With the arrival of Benitez they won their first La Liga title in 31 years and followed that 2002 success with another in 2004. Also that season they won the UEFA Cup, beating a Marseille side spearheaded by Didier Drogba in a final held in Gothenburg. Benitez resigned from the Mestalla the following summer and moved to Merseyside. In his first season there he was beaten in the League Cup final at Cardiff by Chelsea but went all the way in the Champions League, taking part in one of the most famous finals of all time. Liverpool were 3-0 down at half-time in Istanbul to Carlo Ancelotti's AC Milan. Benitez made a tactical switch and Liverpool tied the score at 3-3 inside 90 minutes before winning on penalties. The following August they beat CSKA Moscow to win the UEFA Super Cup and that second season resulted in a third-place domestic finish with Liverpool's highest points total since the Premier League began. They also made the FA Cup final, Cardiff again the venue with West Ham the team beaten on penalties this time. The major finals kept coming in Benitez's third Liverpool season but AC Milan had their revenge for 2005 in the 2007 Champions League decider in Athens. In 2008/09 Liverpool finished second in the Premier League, four points behind Manchester United, but with important players leaving or injured the following season, that was to be a league high point and in the summer of 2010 Benitez left Liverpool. He moved to Milan to take over from Madrid- bound Jose Mourinho at Internazionale and immediately won the Italian Super Cup, followed in the December by victory in the FIFA Club World Cup, on that occasion staged in the Middle East. However manager and club parted company just before Christmas. A native of Madrid, Benitez's career as a player was curtailed at the age of 26 by a knee injury. As would later be the case with his coaching, he began playing at Real Madrid and was working his way through the junior ranks towards first-team football when the injury first struck. He was playing for a Spanish National University Team in an international tournament. His career rise was subsequently slowed but he was able to play first team football for several seasons in the lower leagues in Spain until his coaching ambitions took over.

BENITEZ APPOINTED 22-11-2012 Chelsea Football Club can confirm Rafael Benitez has been appointed interim first-team manager until the end of the season... Chelsea Football Club can confirm Rafael Benitez has been appointed interim first-team manager until the end of the season. The owner and the Board believe that in Benitez we have a manager with significant experience at the highest level of football, who can come in and immediately help deliver our objectives. The 52-year-old Spaniard is due to meet the players at the training ground in Cobham tomorrow. The two-time UEFA Manager of the Year comes with outstanding pedigree. He began his managerial career in his homeland, most notably at Valencia where he built a reputation as one of Europe's top coaches by winning the Spanish League twice and the UEFA Cup. He then spent six years at Liverpool and led them to their fifth European Cup and an FA Cup.
www.chelseafc.com/default.aspx?s=news-display&aid=2987554

G.star:






Muki, i beg u, plz unban me! I promise to turn a new leaf! 'Imanuelle'

See internet begging, am so certain you were on your knees.
Muki, over to you.

Ccdavies: Shaibu Amodu or Siasia to named Chelsea Interim coach.IYAMI

Put your house in order first. (be)

Super1759: that's the truth. Even after champion's league. He found it difficult to accept him.

A case for sympathy love/marriage!

freecocoa: This is arrant nonsense.
Abramovich is a blawdy gambler and a big hediot, not to talk of how ungrateful he is,
he better not bring Benitez
Inshort I think its time I give a 2nd thought to decamping.
Don't they even know these type of things affect the players and their performance in a negative light?
Mstcheew.
Why am I this pissed?

I am 99% sure you are not a chelsea fan. Still blues!

tunapawizzy:
but u cant prepare more dan ur ability sha so dont expect him to impress u

He doesn't have to impress anyone. His appearance is just good enough. Come and Go.

Never been there!

safarigirl: The question is what part of one's 'BODY, we all know that there will always be people who want to seem smart, but don't be stewpid in the process of doing such,the mind isn't part of the body, abi na night school two of una attend? You no dey hear when people say MIND, BODY and SOUL? these are three seperate entities that have no business being put in the same sentence.

Read the topic well before joining the gang of 'illiterates who think they're smart'.

@ topic, NONE, I'm the biggest abuser of the human body, don't watch what I eat, walk long distance thereby straining my muscles,will not put any cream on my hair, or comb it for that matter, I think the only area I try to attend to is my skin, cos I've got dry skin and I don't want to look haggard.

You forgot the last, you hate water and so don't bath.
Because people say MIND, BODY AND SOUL, then it is correct and so you don' need to verify it. So, tell me, where is the MIND and the SOUL. A reminder if you are a Christian, "When a body dies, the SOUL leaves the ?" Complete it and go to bed.

Revolva: I guess its ma Joystick cos it need to spit at least every two weeks - some gal gat to make me explode na - haba make konji no kill person

You are still in Windows 7 starter while some are done with Windows 7 Ultimate and now Windows 8. Improve to three times a day. Help yourself, it is real.

caseless: u are right. But that is not d kind of 'spending' the op was talking about....maybe, he was talkin about accessories and other things u can practically apply to ur body, and Not indirect spendin as in the case of education.

I quite reason with you too. Just because the OP did not specify "External Body" anyone could imagine. You see some mention "soul" and many making list. If you spend more on your hair, your face, your eye(s), then you have not given any part priority which I think is what the thread intended to measure even though the OP made a "list" of his too. Its crazy.

I didn't do it alone, that is loose my match. GREAT!

Nuezha:
How is mind a part of your body
If it is, where is it
Don't point at the chest 'cos there's no such thing there...






Waiting...

Mind: the thinking part of a human or animal. www.dictionary.com/d/?o=0&l=dir
Therefore, the mind is in the body. But if you want to insist it is not part of the body, FEEL FREE!