The world has been programmed in such a way that the black man will remain a slave. Our forefathers protested being taken away in chains but here we are doing anything we can to go and become slaves in a white man's land.

Wike is a monster in human form.

Ok

Under 3.50

[quote author=membranus post=127412334]Almost a goal by Fernández.[/quote


Almost

Nice

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The media Czar himself.

They say "looks can be deceiving", but not in this man's case. He looks horrible and acts same.

Comic relief!

Well as real Gee, I placed a call to my friend Peter aka "Pero" to accompany me to Mama Ejiro's and he was much obliged: moments later I was at his junction and there he was smiling cheekily like a happy little boy. He jumped into the tricycle I chartered. It was as if the keke driver understood our urgency and he never tarried a bit. Manouvering expertly through the usual traffic at "Gada Biyu". We were at our destination in no time.

On reaching Mama Ejiro's, men and women from all works of life were comfortably perched on their seats doing justice to their mugs, cups and tumblers of the revered drink. Mama Ejiro's business has grown so much as I haven't been there in while, she now sells goat meat, cow head, cow tail and intestine pepper soup. To be honest, I was impressed.

We took our seats and called for service. We were seated next to a guy who was already high and inspired. He was talking with another guy but we could hear him loud and clear. He spoke of how mama Ejiro mixed his Ogogoro with herbs the last time he came around and how it cured him of fever and improved his sexual prowess. I listened keenly and decided to give it a try.

I and my friend placed our orders; four shuts each and two plates of cow head pepper soup. I asked her to give me roots, i.e. Ogogoro soaked in plant roots for several days.

Her: four shuts of roots?

Me: yes ma.

Her: strong or light

Me: ah ah, young guy like me. Strong jare.

Ladies and gentlemen the above conversation nearly put an end to my life.

cc Lalasticlala

Please don't laugh at me as I narrate my harrowing experience after sipping four (4) shuts of "Ogogoro", aka "Sepe", aka "Sapele water". You see I'm not new to Ogogoro; infact on a good day I can take down half a bottle all by myself. But, the problem is that I've never had it mixed with anything before.

So, early this year, in the month of January when the cold of Jos city was at its peak. You could hear the wind whistling past your ears. My very thick blanket couldn't contain it, several hot cups of my favourite Lipton couldn't keep me warm and worst still, I couldn't even take my usual chilled two bottles of beer all because of the cold. Aha! I remembered "Mama Ejiro's Ogogoro spot". Fine woman, sells pure and undiluted Sepe. I whispered a blessing to her name and off I went.


cc Lalasticlala please push to front page let others learn from my ordeal.

She is enjoying her life even in the cell.

This is one of the many reasons the country will never progress. We need a revolution Nzeogwu-esq.

Candidlady:



All day

My kind of lady.

Candidlady:
Power by wretch32

Last one standing Skylar

Jean grae God's gift

Burning bush Jesse jagz


Special morning playlist

Nice @ "burning bush." Do you burn bush?

And another one drowns in the wide rivers of lustful desire.

Draw match

Liverpool to score in both halves

So you decided to help her get the publicity she's looking for. OP get a life.

Schools in Northern Nigeria are a waste of space. They only serve to radicalize the students religiously and not enlighten them.

Buhari's properties should be shared ASAP. She deserves her fair share. It's quite unfortunate that the president has only got 150 cows to his name.

Tonto should be an ambassador of a contraceptive manufacturing company. That's where she'll fit in. She's a good actress though; can't take that away from her.


Baddest Nollywood bitch ever.

Woman, you are nothing without a man. Be it in the physical or spiritual world.

My fiancé's dad narrowly escaped death in his rice farm last year at Ajaokuta, Kogi state.

A police man used to be my weed supplier.

Ee