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Education / Re: What’s The Most Painful Thing A Lecturer Has Ever Done Or Said To You? by tytunji29(m): 8:05am On Oct 17, 2018
duo have forgiven him, but i cant forget the crazy lecturer that gave me 'E' in 6 unit (t.p as in no exam just defense, i just dont knwhow i fall under the man cos every1 already knw him as a sadist ) in 400l
funny enough when he took me in 500l he asked one applied question and promised to give whoever gets it right #5k
i got it and he gave me the money then said "i never knew you are this intelligent"
anyway it bygone it over 4yrs now

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Computers / Computer Expert Please Help by tytunji29(m): 11:28am On Sep 03, 2018
Please who can teach me how to set k9 protection on system to restrict the number of sites users can visit
Crime / Re: Zimbabwean Man Sneaks Into Hospital Ward To Make Love With Sick Wife by tytunji29(m): 6:49pm On Aug 15, 2018
Life4Varnity:

not deserved ok.. deserves!!
well-done nairaland wole soyinka

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Graduate Trainee Recruitment At Ericsson by tytunji29(m): 2:11pm On Jul 20, 2018
the application as closed joor the deadline ws 18/07............
Sports / Re: France 4-3 Argentina: How We Stopped Lionel Messi - Coach, Didier Deschamps by tytunji29(m): 8:16am On Jul 01, 2018
Nedukkc:
You stopped messi because his team was useless, because you only had him and di maria to worry about where was kante when messi scored two against Chelsea??

Forget this messi only knows how to carry barca not Argentina, why didn't Ronaldo carry his country yesterday??

Football is team work
A tree doesn't make a forest!
permit me to say you are stupid for comparing ronaldo carring his country with messi carrying his country, pls what as messi done for argentina

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Education / Re: Lady Expelled From Federal University Lokoja Unjustly Speaks by tytunji29(m): 8:10am On Jul 01, 2018
s3tt1ngz003:
Apart from the fact that the English is so poor, I find it very difficult to understand the message she's trying to pass across.
Was she blamed for leaking exam question or was she accused of passing the exam beyond imagination...... She has explained nothing in her write up here
english is poor!!! y re u like dis sumone jst lost her 4yrs of labour nd d bst u can say is ha english is poor
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: If Your Presently Not Working Please Come Here Now by tytunji29(m): 5:39pm On Jun 23, 2018
OlufemiOAP:
I wan buy lappy mani
baba u got me laufing like kilode
Romance / Re: Advice On My Relationship... Status by tytunji29(m): 4:35am On Jun 05, 2018
Cutehector:
Why not you become a christian... ?
i tire ooo since ur ppl wan u to bring ha hum
Phones / Re: Things To Do Before Selling Your Phone by tytunji29(m): 7:57am On May 25, 2018
gurunlocker:
Lol.... Remove sim/micro SD card? Really?


I be wan sell am with the phone before?
i tire oooo i need to see the moderator wo moved dis to frontpage
Culture / Re: Why Cremation Should Be Practiced In Nigeria. by tytunji29(m): 8:58pm On May 20, 2018
NosoChic:
I hope to be cremated and a part of my ashes spread on the sea.
I preach a lot about sustainable environments and ecopolis.
bro na from water dey see you
Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Bbnaija Winner, Miracle Goes On Boat Cruise With 10 Fans by tytunji29(m): 7:06pm On May 20, 2018
MissEdified:
Pictures from Miracle’s boat cruise with 10 of his Fans

http://newshelm.ng/photos-bbnaija-winner-miracle-goes-on-boat-cruise-with-10-fans/

cc lalasticlala mynd44
and what happen to the remaining millons who voted for him
Politics / Re: Why Electricity Is Cut When There Is A Rainstorm In Nigeria - IKEDC by tytunji29(m): 8:34pm On May 13, 2018
chuka5000:
most European countries experience heavy storm and rainfalls far worse than ours yet u will never hear anything like power cut.
they should just accept they're inexperienced or that they no wan work. simple.



modified, for all who's quoting me saying that European countries don't suffer harsh weather conditions worse than ours, please use ur Google well.
at least I've seen some myself.
most of dre wiring system there re undagrounds
Religion / Re: 100 Keys On How To Remain Poor By Dr. DK Olukoya – Written Sermon by tytunji29(m): 8:29pm On May 13, 2018
HeyCorleone:
All this is normal rules in life na.
he nea said dree re abnormal before nw
Business / Re: Items You Feel Embarrassed About When Buying. Share by tytunji29(m): 10:16pm On May 12, 2018
Liliyann:
I still remember the look I was given the day I wanted to buy Postinor I prefer buying it far from my street to avoid gossip.
HE wud ve gone to buy it for u
Romance / Re: How Much Do You Need To Have In Your Account Before Planning To Settle Down? by tytunji29(m): 7:50pm On May 12, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:

500k for wedding or for marriage? If its wedding well u can save 1million sef if u wish. But for marriage, is not by what u have in ur account o, its by d amount coming into ur pocket regularly. If u have 600k and no good income is coming in, when d money finish wetin u go do? If God wan come catch you, make orobo woman weh no get work get belle for you... Na double of wetin u dey chop, wear and use she go dey require plus pregnancy demand.
radicallyblunt truely
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Workforce Outsource Massive Job Recruitment by tytunji29(m): 10:49am On May 12, 2018
ANNOY:
Honestly, am tired.
Am not going to look for jobs again. Am going to start my own business.


the big question is do you have capital?
Politics / Re: BREAKING: INEC Begins Dino Melaye’s Recall Process by tytunji29(m): 10:29pm On Apr 28, 2018
Jigba:


I'm done with you Dino supporters who refuse to see what he did wrong undecided.
Pls in one sentence summarize what e did wrong
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Aptitude Test Invitees, Let's Meet Here by tytunji29(m): 3:20pm On Apr 26, 2018
victory148:
someone should play help me too with dragnet past questions for Skye bank, I just got shortlisted thanks. evicyory@gmail.com
Pls do u upload ur CV wen appling
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Aptitude Test Invitees, Let's Meet Here by tytunji29(m): 7:44pm On Apr 25, 2018
Plsss sumone should forward skyebank PQ to tytunji29@gmail.com
Politics / Re: BREAKING: INEC Begins Dino Melaye’s Recall Process by tytunji29(m): 5:04pm On Apr 25, 2018
CilicMarin:
Good One. After recalling him, they should also ship him to Biafra, let him mingle with the pigs.


Useless Sinator!
I can bet is far beta Dan ur senator cos e is still one of d gud senators
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Entry Level Recruitment, Apply!!! by tytunji29(m): 3:33pm On Apr 25, 2018
mickel00:

Confirmation mail or test invite.
I got confirmation mail yesterday.
Test invite Ni!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Entry Level Recruitment, Apply!!! by tytunji29(m): 2:55pm On Apr 25, 2018
Pls as anyone received mail from dem?
Crime / Re: Boot Prints Left By Fulani Herdsmen Who Killed 2 Priests & 15 Others In Benue by tytunji29(m): 10:30am On Apr 25, 2018
Gossiplover:
OP, How do we know that this was left by herdsmen...this can be anybody's booth print.... how do we even know that this prints were left at the place where the attack happened. All I can see here is booth prints on sand. this is FAKE NEWS.
Am not trying to say d news is true or not bt let me educate u every country as Dre country trade mark Nigeria army booth mark is different from every Oda country's own
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by tytunji29(m): 10:20am On Apr 25, 2018
Tracypacy:
We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Teachers (English Language, Mathematics and Further Maths, Physics, Chemistry, Biology)

Location: Lagos
Job Type: Full Time

Job Description
Excel Tuition Centres Limited (Lagos) invites applications for the opportunity to join a centre of academic excellence.
We seek to employ dynamic, highly qualified and experienced subject teachers with proven records of outstanding teaching and high outcomes.
Subject Teachers are required for;
English Language
Mathematics and Further Maths
Physics
Chemistry
Biology
Full time job with good remuneration.
Requirements
All applicants must have a degree in the specific subject or a related field, should be experienced in teaching the Cambridge IGCSE curriculum and preparing students with skills for success in the CIE and WAEC examinations.
The ideal candidates should have a minimum of Bachelor of Science or Bachelor of Education with at least a Second Class Upper Division (2:1) An additional Masters Degree will be an advantage.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Applications and CV's to: exceltuitionservices@gmail.com


What is d pay like?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Entry Level Recruitment, Apply!!! by tytunji29(m): 10:16am On Apr 25, 2018
Did mine around 12a.m ND d network was ook
Romance / Re: Finally Had Sex At 25! by tytunji29(m): 8:41am On Apr 25, 2018
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ninetiethcrown7:



Guy, it is just sex, stop analysing this thing like you are solving Einstein's law of relativity.

I believe your problem is because you tried to be too serious, Baba relax.

you even said you had sex with other organs, where you fingering her kidney... or you were stroking her diaphragm.
Like I've said before, all you need to do is relax and knack.
End of story.

@bold got me laughing like mad
Politics / Re: #LazyNigerianYouths: Teacher "Murders" English In Protest Against Buhari by tytunji29(m): 6:06am On Apr 23, 2018
AlfaSeltzer:


See excuse for laziness.
How pls? Is English our mother language?
TV/Movies / Re: 3 Reasons Miracle Won BBNaija 2018 by tytunji29(m): 10:01pm On Apr 22, 2018
Tru talk

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Sports / Re: Tyler, Obafemi Martins Son Pictured With Him by tytunji29(m): 2:54pm On Apr 20, 2018
moscobabs:

Mumu...my village had produced more celebrities than your whole state.

Ode
Lol he pain u Sha!!! Anyways am in my naughty mood today so I wud reply u, let me start by saying my state gave birth to ur state dat 1.......
We re the pace setter dat 2......... infact I can't count d numbers of both celebrities ND yeyebrities dat we have dat 3...... infact my village #ogbomoso sef can colonise your state.........quote me agan ooo I gat more for u
Sports / Re: Tyler, Obafemi Martins Son Pictured With Him by tytunji29(m): 2:53pm On Apr 20, 2018
moscobabs:

Mumu...my village had produced more celebrities than your whole state.

Ode
Lol he pain u Sha!!! Anyways am in my naughty mood today so I wud reply u, let me start by saying my state gave birth to ur state dat 1.......
We re the pace setter dat 2......... infact I can't count d numbers of both celebrities ND yeyebrities dat we have dat 3...... infact my village #ogbomoso sef can colonise your state.........quote me agan ooo I still gat more for u
Sports / Re: Tyler, Obafemi Martins Son Pictured With Him by tytunji29(m): 1:14pm On Apr 20, 2018
moscobabs:
Whenever i remember Obagoal is from my village Ileogbo Osun state i always feel proud.

I just like this guy
Guess he is d only celebrity your village Eva produced!!!

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